Monday, July 19, 2021

Eruption!

 It happened yet again this morning and we don't mean a Eddie Van Halen guitar solo. 


47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just moving the deck chairs around on the Titanic. Doesn't really matter what they do, the ship is going down.

Robert Rules said...

Well, Archie is correct about one thing - "this meeting is out of control". Problem is, looks to me like it is David himself that is "out of control".

Also, if Credell Calhoun has violated "Every Statute" on the books, someone ought to put him up for a Guiness Book record. Don't know how anybody could violate all those statutes passed by the legislature over the past 130 years. But hey, if you shout it loud enough and long enough, maybe someone might believe it.

Keep it up David - at least you made sure the meeting was being broadcast so that you could adequately you show your crazy ass to everyone.

Anonymous said...

Need a translator and transcript please.

Anonymous said...

Well ? That was embarrassing. Don't gotta like him but was Archie correct in his accusations ?

Anonymous said...

It is always good to see people work together.

Anonymous said...

I miss the brief reprieve we had from 2016-2019. But my road got paved.

Anonymous said...

The new debate rule: Yelling, being disruptive and refusing to give up the floor improves the quality of your argument/point.

Anonymous said...

One word describes it: "Circus"!

Jimmy B said...

Looks like normal behavior to me .

Sancho Panza said...

The impossible dreams of the Waller HindsCo D2 RINO herd continues to pay big dividends.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO

At the end of the tirade Archie thanks those in attendance.

LOL LOL LOL

He is sooooooo unhinged.

Anonymous said...

Not much of a stretch to imagine this guys as a woman-beater.

Anonymous said...

Graham did this to himself. He hated McQuirter being president and did everything he could to get him defeated. He recruited Archie to run and and recruited Credell to help with the promise that the three of them would rule the roost. You lay down with snakes. You get bit. Of course Credell is not much better and will get bit himself within the year.

Gridlock is about the best you can hope for with this board.

Anonymous said...

If that off-the-chain display by Archie isn't the lead story from all of the TVNewsers tonight then any marketing babble by those stations about being focused on the community is complete bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Dat boarding sho is tuff bizness. They’re just rats fighting on a sinking ship.

Anonymous said...

That whole display represents a sad state of affairs for the taxpayers. Can’t these folks just get (1) emergency (2) water and (3) adequately maintained roads without all of this bullshit?

Anonymous said...

Is there a version of this in English ?

Anonymous said...

When will Archie's Fish & Chicken open back up on Hwy 80? Also, where can I get a Stokes hat?

Shazam said...

Animal Farm

Anonymous said...

Please 1:38. Explain. Pretty please.

Anonymous said...

And the world will be better for this ...

Sancho, if Gunn stupidly opts to primary Reeves in '23 guess who wins again?

Anonymous said...

Forget the City of Jackson, the state needs to put the whole damn county into receivership and appoint a county manager. This is appalling public behavior by elected officials.

Anonymous said...

The judge did a disservice to Hinds county for not taking Archie to task.

Anonymous said...

3:36, put the whole county into receivership because of one idiot? And one crook?

Anonymous said...

DAVID ARCHIE'S MODE OF OPERATION AND HIS APPEAL TO FRUSTRATED BLACK VOTERS IS RAISING HOLY HELL WITH THE "DIRTY WHITE FOLKS" THAT RUN EVERYTHING. HE WILL NOT MINCE WORDS OR BE SILENCED. The problem is, there are no white folks left to raise hell with. Well, the show must go on, so....

Anonymous said...

4:26 nailed it.

The prey may look slightly different, but this is David Archie's only strategy.

Scream, feign passion and bulldoze the room to show he is defending the little guy and keep little guy voting for him.

Anonymous said...

It brings a tear to my eye, seeing democracy at work.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is not the problem, the leadership is the problem!

Anonymous said...

We're going to see more and more of this going forward. David Archie has a volcanic and uncontrollable temper, and resorts to violent outbursts when crossed. This was predicted when he was elected. No way to run a board meeting or a county.

Anonymous said...

You'll see few displays like David Archie in this video clip from 01:30 minutes to 3:00 minutes.

Any business considering locating in Hinds County would be well served to watch that 90 second descent into political insanity.

Anonymous said...

What a child. Archie is a mental midget.

Anonymous said...

If only someone could write a book or make a guide for how to handle public meetings and share the floor? Maybe something from the British and the procedures of their parliament? Or maybe some guy named Robert could write some rules for keeping order in a meeting?
Just storyboarding this idea here…. Maybe it can catch on…. /sarcasm

Anonymous said...

I've never seen Credell Calhoun stand up to Archie.

Credell is so weak.



Anonymous said...

5:26 PM
That defacto condemns the voting constituency. Who put the leadership in power?

1234 said...

Send in the clowns. . .

Anonymous said...

And the feds are giving them $45M to spend on Covid stuff! That’ll be fun watching them spend that!

Anonymous said...

This is all about who to steal the millions in COVID money available to the county. Give it to friends for some do nothing programs which in turn will be kicked back.

Anonymous said...

Hey, King - ya had a post on Mr. Murray so I was thinking "Eruption," so Mr. Belushi and "Animal House" pimple scene. And I got this shit. Fuck you. Them too, but need to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake. And tell those assholes to be quiet.

Anonymous said...

And we wonder why children address conflict resolution by screaming and name calling!

Anonymous said...

I bet Credell misses Mr. McQuirter now.
What a sh*t show.

Anonymous said...

That plastic screen is silly, ineffective, useless and annoying. Otherwise, it's fine.

Anonymous said...

'Who let the clowns out?' Boomp Boomp Boomp Boomp Bah-Doomp!

(Repeat)

Anonymous said...

1:38 makes no sense yet he got published. Congrats.

Anonymous said...

Sad

Don Q. said...

607A, Catch up.

Anonymous said...

Look at who you elected. What did you expect?

Anonymous said...

Insanity.



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