Monday, July 22, 2024

Idiot of the Day

Just watch this clip from the Secret Service hearing this morning.

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Mayor Holds Regular Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his regular press briefing right now.  The presser is streamed below. 

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Blood on His Hands.

 The husband of the missing Latasha Coleman was killed in a shootout yesterday at the McDowell Road Shell Station in Jackson.  However, Mrs. Coleman probably would. not have been missing and presumably killed if not for Hinds County Court Judge Johnny McDaniels.  

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Porch Pirate Alert

 It looks like we got ourselves a porch pirate in Belhaven. 

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Lock & Load

 The Jackson Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, July 21, 2024

Biden Quits Race, Endorses Harris

 President Joe Biden announced he is withdrawing from the 2024 Presidential election.   

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Sprinkles of Blessings

"I think in our seecular society we've so secularized our approach to God and everything else that gradually what used to be the Lord's Day become part of a weekend. What used to be something we said, "Lord, I love you", now we're literally saying "Lord, I love you less. I love me more. My pleasure is more important than your worship.... Maybe we need a new hymn book for modern Christians. Instead of singing "I surrender all", we sing "I surrender some." Instead of singing "There shall be showers of blessings, it shall be "sprinkles of blessings". "Fill my cup, Lord" should be changed to "fill my spoon, Lord. "Have thine own way" might be changed to "Maybe some of the time," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he discussed the holiness of the Sabbath.    The 1996 sermon is posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Project 25 Envisions Partisan Federal Bureaucracy

“Three months before the end of his presidency, Donald Trump quietly issued Executive Order 13957, allowing the conversion of some federal civil service jobs to excepted service under a new classification, Schedule F,” reported a Spring 2024 Cato Institute publication. “If a position was reclassified, the president could fire its occupant at will and install a successor without going through the civil service hiring and placement process.

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Saturday, July 20, 2024

The Return of the Lying King

It's been thirty years since Scamba, I meant Simba, graced the cinema. Yup, the Lion King will be playing at local theatres next week. Nature, diversity, ghosts, and Darth Vader. What else do you need for the perfect movie? The showtimes are posted below. Be sure and check the AM's and PM's as they are kid-friendly.

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Falkor Returns

 Falkor escaped The Nothing and returns to the big screen next week. If you want to watch this blast from the past, check out the showtimes posted below.

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Postponed!

 The oral arguments in Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance v. Carlos Moore, Municipal Court Judge are postponed.  The proceeding was scheduled for Tuesday but Mr. Moore asked for a continuance due to a death in the family of his attorney, Terris Harris.  

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D.L. Gardner: It's Not About Democracy, Politics, or Policy. It's About Hate

It’s not about democracy. It’s about hate. As a public celebrity Donald J. Trump was ridiculed even before he rode the escalator to announce his candidacy for president in 2015. No one believed Americans would elect him president. Hillary Clinton’s campaign was a sure thing. She was next in line and the political establishment backed her fully.

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Friday, July 19, 2024

Suspect in Madison Drive-By Shooting Arrested

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.

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Wicker Calls for SS Director's Resignation

 United States Senator Roger Wicker issued the following statement. 

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Entering Valhalla

Rest in peace, hero, rest in peace.  You were what we should all aspire to be.   

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No Comment!

Last Call is apparently not just for alcohol.   

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MCPP: Inches From a Civil Crisis

Had Donald Trump tilted his head the other way, the bullet that clipped his ear would have killed him. America was half an inch away from a major civil crisis.

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Former MDA Director to Help Hinds County Development

 The Hinds County Economic Development Authority issued the following statement. 

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The Origin of BBQ

For no good reason that I can remember, I recently decided to give my good friend ZeroBear PolyBear a shot at authoring one of my weekly posts. Here it comes:


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Thursday, July 18, 2024

Throwback Thursday

 Maggie, Bert, Walt, Woody, Rube, and the rest of the gang are back in this edition of Throwback Thursday.  Enjoy. 

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Jackson Partners w/Colombian Cities in Baseball Venture

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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MPACT Investments Soar

 State Treasurer David McRae today announced Mississippi Prepaid Affordable College Tuition (MPACT) investments earned 9.5 percent in FY2024, far exceeding the 5.75 percent targets.

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The Ballad of Rudy Continues

 Rudy Warnock filed an unopposed motion to continue his trial scheduled for August 5.  U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate has not ruled on the motion. 

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Do Your Job! (Update)

Update (7/21/24): The Attorney General's office said the prosecutors were not notified of the hearing. A meeting is scheduled next week with Judge Morrow to get everyone on the same page.   


It would be nice if Mississippi Attorney General attorneys actually showed up in court for cases they prosecute. 

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The Stoplights of Jackson

The City of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Uvalde, Pennsylvania Update

 Think comparing Butler to Uvalde is a wee bit extreme? Guess again.  The Daily Muck reported some rather chilling information about Secret Service negligence and incompetence that took place Saturday: 

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Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Juvenile Delinquents Convicted in Arson Case

 Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Chancellor Rules on Dau Mabil's Autopsy

The late Dau Mabil's widow won another round in the fight over an independent autopsy  of his remains.

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Please Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's time for Jackson Jambalaya's annual fund-raising drive.  Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. JJ led the way in reporting on the Jackson water crisis and covered stories the media would not touch, right.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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Robert St. John: To the Morning

One of the more unique and unusual pleasures of my life is sitting in the stillness of one of our restaurant dining rooms at dawn before anyone arrives. I like to go in early, before anyone is there, and just “be” in the space. There is something about the solitude of that act in those rooms that inspires me.

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Lyin' Lumumba: Jackson Zoo Edition

The Mayor often makes up facts as he goes along (state doesn't pay its water bills, anyone?) and Monday's press conference was no exception. 

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Sid Salter: Trump Shooting Shows How Off The Rails Our Politics Is

If we are the American people we are supposed to be we are this week pausing from the caustic political exchanges on social media and thanking God for the fact that the assassination attempt at the campaign rally for former President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania did not end in a state funeral.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Idiot of the Day

Check out what Secret Service Director Kim Cheatle told ABC News.

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Get Your Jackson Jambalaya Tumbler

 We finally got some merch here at Jackson Jambalaya.  Check out JJ's state of the art new fangled quality prime 30 oz tumblers, complete with the JJ logo.  

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Just Chillin'

 The Woodlands office plaza on East County Line Road apparently has a new tenant.  

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Good Grub If You Can Get It: Grass Edition

 It appears the Mayor is trying to throw a nice little contract for grass-cutting for his pal, Richard Bradley.  Check out Item #14 on the agenda for today's meeting of the Jackson City Council. 

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When Will Dau Mabil be Able to Rest in Peace?

Dau Mabil may be gone but he is not forgotten as his widow and brother square off in court yet again.  Bul Mabil, Dau's brother, wants to commission forensic pathologist Dr. Matthias Okoye to perform an independent autopsy of Dau's remains.  Karissa Bowley, Dau's wife, contested the selection, stating Dr. Okoye has a "clear history of incompetence."

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Monday, July 15, 2024

Uvalde, Pennsylvania?

The story of Secret Service and law enforcement incompetence gets even worse.  The Beaver Countian reported: 

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Deal of the Day

 OK, you are a new hot-shot developer.  You're going to meet some out of town investors and want to dress to impress.  Indeed, one investor mentioned something about going to a high-class gentleman's club loaded with um, high-priced talent. For that excursion,  you definitely want to do some stylin' and profilin'.  Fortunately, Allen Edmonds has you covered.  

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Mayor Holds Regular Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his regular press conference right now.  The presser is streamed below. 

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UMC Moves Clinics to Ridgeland

The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 



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Trash Talk: Things That Make You Go Hmm.....

 This little tidbit about the Jackson garbage crisis popped up on social media recently.  Take it for what it is worth.  

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Sunday, July 14, 2024

No Comment!

 Bill Maher had a few things to say about yesterday's events in Butler, Pennsylvania during his comedy show last night.  

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What's in a Name?

He and his son's name have been turned from words to be gloried into curse words or words of anger.  Such curses flow from too many lips as water, easily said, easily forgotten.   Citing Exodus 20:7, the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached the Lord's  name is to be respected instead of thrown into the gutter.  Enjoy the 1996 sermon posted below. 

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His Name Was Corey Comperatore

 The man who fell yesterday at the Trump rally died a hero's death protecting his family.  His daughter posted this message on Facebook. 

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Bill Crawford: Pew Data Shows Exception to Income Tax Elimination Argument

Want to look at comparative data on state tax revenues and not just listen to what politicians say? How about the state’s financial health? Or Medicaid spending? Or population growth?

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Saturday, July 13, 2024

Bennie's Bitch Mourns Failure of Assassination Attempt (Update: Fired)

Update (7/14): The Daily Muck reports Marsaw is fired.  

The screenshots posted below say it all.

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Trump Grazed, One Killed, Two Seriously Injured

 Former President Donald Trump and the Secret Service issued the following statements. 

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Assassination Attempt on Trump

Update: Shooter dead, attendee killed.  District Attorney said another bystander is in critical condition. 

Someone took a shot at former President Donald Trump at a Pennsylvania rally a short while ago.  The Secret Service stopped the assassination attempt.  Mr. Trump was only grazed in the ear and pumped his fist to the audience as the Secret Service took him away.  No arrests have been announced.

 

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Saturday Night Cinema

Need something good to watch this weekend? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some real gems below.  

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Indianola Ealdormen Busted

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Then Biden Changed Everything

The 2024 race for the presidency was shaping up to be a replay of the 2020 campaign. Then, Biden changed everything. Or, maybe not. Maybe everyone finally saw through the lies that had hidden the truth for years.

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Friday, July 12, 2024

Flashback Friday

Glow in the dark condoms, hallucinogenic toads, the homeless, and an Amazon battalion.  What do they all have in common? Let's go back to 1990 and find out. 

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Good Grub If You Can Get It, Redux Version

The Veterans Affairs executed a lease with Tim Bennett's Kusche Sports Group, LLC for the lease of 234 parking spaces in July 2021. The contract is scheduled to pay Kusche $5.5 million over 15 years although the company must provide shuttle service and maintain the parking lot. 

 

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MCPP: America First Means Investing in Defense

America faces an axis of aggression. China, Russia, Iran and North Korea are not only actively undermining US interests. They increasingly seem to be working together.

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We have a full year ahead of us

Until the fourth of July comes again, well maybe it's only 51 weeks now but there is no real reason to panic over what we will eat for the next Independence Day celebration meal. As for me, here is the one I fixed for 7/4/2024. Worked pretty well so I might just do a redo for 7/4/2025.


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Search Underway for Madison Shooter

 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement and pictures. 

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Thursday, July 11, 2024

Sanity Returns to the Classroom

Students will have to lock up their cellphones when they return to school in Marshall County in a few weeks.  WREG reported: 

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Shots Fired in Madison

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Callihan Indicted for Child's Murder

Hopefully Daniel Wayne Callihan is moving one step closer to his execution.   The Hinds County grand jury indicted Callihan for capital murder, kidnapping, three counts of sexual battery, and possession of a stolen vehicle.  

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Let the Cutoffs Begin

 JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Quintuplets!

 Annie Oeth authored the following press release for the University of Mississippi Medical Center. 

Ashley and Tyler Meyers of Laurel have five reasons to celebrate. The couple welcomed quintuplets – two boys and three girls – at the University of Mississippi Medical Center.  

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Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Sometimes breaking up is hard to do......

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D.A. Assembled Team for Convention Center Hotel "Bid"

Slick sketches and resumes were submitted to the city of Jackson by Facilities Solution Team in response to Jackson's request for a statement of qualifications for a Convention Center hotel.  Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens and Sherik Smith are partners in the company.  Two other companies submitted SOQ's as well.    

Facilities Solution Team's Convention Center Hotel Rendering

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Robert St. John: Location, Location, Location

The older I become the more I appreciate crossroads in life. All of us reach different crossroads at various times during our lives. I can look back over the course of my 62 years and clearly see where I made wise and healthy decisions that impacted my future, and other times when I made the wrong choice and headed down an unwise and unhealthy path. It’s life. We make mistakes. I don’t beat myself up about them. I learn and move on. The best we can hope for is that— as we grow older and reach life’s challenging crossroads— we make wiser decisions more often than we make stupid ones.

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Rapist of Prison Employee Gets 30 Years

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Federal Court Orders Redistricting Changes

The most recent federal court ruling ordering Mississippi to make changes in state legislative districts based on federal Voting Rights Act violations isn’t your grandfather’s federal court order on legislative redistricting or even your father’s. The new voting rights ruling in the case Mississippi State Conference of the NAACP, et al, v. State Board of Election Commissioners, et al, differs.

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Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Closed!

 It is a sad day up in Greenwood.  The Crystal Grill posted the following message on Facebook: 

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The Hinds County Clown Show Continues

The bridges might be falling apart but such means little to those who run Hinds County.  The Office of State Aid Road Construction informed Hinds County it will revoke $1.4 million in state aid for bridge repair after the county failed to spend the money.   

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Performance Bond? What Performance Bond?

JJ discovered more weaseling concerning the lease of Smith-Wills Stadium.   Although the 2019 lease required Kusche Sports Group to obtain a $5 million performance bond and submit a copy with the city of Jackson, the city has no such copy.   

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Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Waffle House made some drastic changes in Vicksburg: 

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Monday, July 8, 2024

MHP Reports 4 Traffic Fatalities During Holiday Period

 The Mississippi Highway Patrol issued the following press release. 

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Mayor Holds Weekly Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly briefing.  The presser is live-streamed below. 

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Goon Squad Victim Keeps Getting in Trouble

 The Goon Squad may be gone but 135 Conerly Road in Braxton is not forgotten nor has it been quiet amid allegations of domestic violence and crack use.   

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Probation Officer Busted for Embezzlement

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, July 7, 2024

Worship the New World Order

 It's been 28 years....

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It's Showdown Time!

"The most popular religion in the world is the worship of success, the worship of lust, the worship of power, the worship of the world instead of loving the Lord God with all heart and soul and mind and strength and it's showdown time, I think," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1996 sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Grace Place “an oasis for the spirit” in downtown Jackson

The late Democratic Cong. G. V. “Sonny” Montgomery was a mainstay of the Congressional Prayer Breakfast. At Sonny’s memorial service in 2006, former Republican Congressman and Secretary of the Army Pete Geren called the breakfast “an island of fellowship.” Another former Republican congressman, Ed Pease, called it “an oasis for the spirit.”

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Saturday, July 6, 2024

Tomorrow in the Fondren

 

Nine women bond through the ups and downs of life as they train to become Women's Airforce Service Pilots during World War 2. 

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D.L. Gardner: America the Beautiful

This past Sunday our church sang “America the Beautiful.” I love to sing the old patriotic hymns around July 4th. We sang several together and most in our congregation could sing the old hymns by heart.

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Idiots of the Day

 Meanwhile over by St. Dominic Hospital.....

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Friday, July 5, 2024

Flashback Friday

 It's not quite time for college football season but it's always time for a good college football game.  Posted below is a little gem that recently popped up on Youtube: Archie Manning's last game against LSU.  The Fightin' Tigers had Bert Jones and some other all-time greats on their side, including a mouthy wimp named Art Cantrell while the Rebels had Archie.  Manning hadn't played in a month due to a broken arm but he suited up and gave it all that he had.  Enjoy the game. 

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MCPP: What Donald Trump's Conviction Says About America

 You can tell a lot about someone’s politics given what they might have to say about the conviction of Donald Trump.

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Jackson Math: When a Debt is not a Debt

 Rest of City Council remains silent.

 As Timothy Bennett weasels out of his Smith-Wills rent, Ward 1 Councilman Ashby Foote charged up the hill in an attempt to hold the Lumumba Administration and Bennett accountable at Tuesday's meeting of the Jackson City Council. 

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Chipotle Flank Steak Stuffed Cubanelle Peppers

Huh? No catchy title? What's got into you Mr. PolyBear?  


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Thursday, July 4, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 Correction: We screwed up. JJ initially reported Simpson County in the first sentence. 

The Smith County Sheriff's Office issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Deal of the Day

Looking for a good deal on an iPad Pro? 

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Callihan Girlfriend Indicted for Capital Murder

 The wheels of justice are moving swiftly indeed for Wayne Callihan and his girlfriend, Victoria Cox.  Callihan stands accused of murdering a mother in Louisiana, kidnapping her two young daughters, and killing one of them in Jackson.   

Credit: KPAL

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Lieutenant Governor to Focus on Chronic Absenteeism

Leftenent Governor Dilbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: New Orleans Restaurant Recommendations 2024

In a poll of national food critics I believe New Orleans would be listed among the top three food cities in America. To my taste— and I’ve eaten extensively in most of America’s top restaurant cities— New Orleans is number one. Period. No question. End of discussion.

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Sid Salter: Personnel Shortage to Drive Healthcare Crisis for Baby Boomers

Last year and likely next year as well, the Mississippi Legislature was focused on the question of Medicaid expansion. The tenor of that debate focused on the perceived impact on the bottom line of beleaguered Mississippi hospitals under an expanded Medicaid program, particularly those in rural areas of Mississippi.

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Tuesday, July 2, 2024

The Fall of Lit Bit

 The Byram Police Department issued the following statements. 

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Virgi Lindsey is new Jackson City Council President

 The Jackson City Council elected Ward 7 Councilwoman Virgi Lindsey to President of the City Council and Ward 4 Councilman Bryan Grizzell to the Vice-President position.  

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Pretty Boy Pleads Guilty to Murder

Madison-Rankin District Attorney issued the following statement. 

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Banned in Mississippi?

 A high-school junior will be going to the Olympics.  USA Today reported: 

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Idiot of the Day

What could possibly go wrong with this kid? 

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Monday, July 1, 2024

Caption This

 El Presidente loves him some watermelon, especially if it's from Smith County.  

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Speaker Focuses on Jackson

 Mississippi Speaker of the House of Representatives Jason White issued the following statement. 

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Jackson City Council Gave Reprieve to Smith-Wills Deadbeat

 Debt? What debt? The Jackson City Council approved a measure earlier this year that granted relief to Kusche Sports Sports Group lease of Smith-Wills Stadium.

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At Least No Lunch Money Was Stolen

What happens when some new kids show up at school?

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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