Friday, November 30, 2012


This beer commercial has to be banned somewhere. NSFW.

Click Here to Read More..

Forbes: Mississippi is in a death spiral

Forbes magazine published a list of "death spiral" states. Such a state is considered to be in a death spiral if the number of people receiving income from the government is more than the number of people receiving income from the private sector.

Click Here to Read More..

AP: Twin Creeks money gone for good?

Twin Creeks. Twin Disaster is more like it. Jeff Amy provides more details on the Twin Creeks flop firsts reported on this website several weeks ago. The AP workhorse reports:

Click Here to Read More..

Stuart speaks.

Mississippi native Stuart Stevens defended his management of the Romney campaign in this Washington Post essay:

Click Here to Read More..

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Copiah school report card

Here is the report card for Copiah County schools:

Click Here to Read More..

Coming after your 401K?

Looks like 401K plans have a target on their account statements. By some strange coincidence a Danish study criticizing the tax credits for 401K plans appeared in the New York Times, The Atlantic Monthly, and Time within 24 hours of each other.

Click Here to Read More..

USM quarterback arrested.

Update: Police change charges against Alford to conspiracy to possess weapon on school campus.

WDAM reports USM quarterback Anthony Alford was arrested yesterday:

Click Here to Read More..

The Parents Campaign digs in on charter schools.

Sorry I have not posted much this week. I've been working on a lengthy research project.  I will post the results Monday and discussed it on the radio yesterday.  Here is a video of Nancy Loome discussing charter schools with a group of educators Monday night in Meridian.  After the 30 minute mark, she goes into overdrive.

Click Here to Read More..

No comment.

Click Here to Read More..

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Harvey the Grinch

Mayor Harvey Johnson changed the Jackson "Christmas Parade" to the "Holiday Parade" this year.  Application/press release.

Click Here to Read More..

Governor announces education plan

Governor Phil Bryant announced his education plan to Mississippi teachers in a conference call yesterday.  The Governor called the plan "Framing Mississippi's Future, an Agenda for Our Children".

Click Here to Read More..

Jordan schedules Evans hearing.

U.S. District Judge Dan Jordan, III scheduled a restitution hearing for Chris and Charles Evans on December 19, 2012 at 9:00 AM.  Hope this means some jail time will commence.

Click Here to Read More..

Obamacare standoff in Mississippi?

Should Mississippi establish a health care exchange under the Affordable Care Act? Republican Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney is creating an exchange while Governor Phil Bryant opposes his actions.

Click Here to Read More..

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Parker wins.

Parker defeated Nelson in the race to fill the Senate seat formerly held by Merle Flowers.  20 out of 22 precincts are counted. Parker has a 1377 vote lead over Nelson at 61-39.  Two boxes with no more than 400 votes are outstanding. Nelson has conceded.  The forces of darkness were defeated tonight.

Click Here to Read More..

Governor speaking to teachers

Governor addressing teachers on conference call about his education program. I'm tweeting it while I listen. kingfish1935 on twitter.

Click Here to Read More..

Word on the street is....

Brent Powell, the son of Republican elder Billy Powell, will run for Kevin McGhee's seat in the Mississippi House of Representatives.

Click Here to Read More..

Bomb scare at Hinds courthouse

Apparently we are not immune. 24 bomb threats were phoned in to Tennessee courthouses today. The Hinds County Chancery Court building is circled off right now while the building is inspected.

Click Here to Read More..

FIRED...... finally.

0-12...... SEE YA!!!!

Click Here to Read More..

He's back.

Mike is back and has a few things to say about the election in this classic video.  Warning: Strong and um, colorful language. It was shot the day after the election so Mike threw a bit of a tantrum. Racist language used.  He makes KIM Waaaaaaaaaade sound like a pre-schooler.

Click Here to Read More..

Monday, November 26, 2012

Vandals destroy Greenwood Cemetery monuments.

Vandals went on a rampage in Greenwood Cemetery last night. The pictures below show the destruction as many irreplaceable monuments were demolished. The Greenwood Cemetery Association is offering a $500 reward for information leading to the vandals' arrest and conviction. There are many more pictures but those posted below will give you a pretty good idea of the damage. Real sick bastards.

Click Here to Read More..

Warren-Vicksburg schools report card

Here is the report card for the Warren County-Vicksburg school district:

Click Here to Read More..

Chris Evans is still free.

Collection of all posts on the Evans case.

Chris Evans of Evans brothers fame is still walking around free thanks to a series of extensions granted by the federal judge.  Mr. Evans pleaded guilty to charges of bank fraud and money laundering in federal court in 2011. U.S. District Judge Dan Jordan, III sentenced Chris Evans to 168 months and Charles Evans, Jr. to 240 months in prison for bank fraud and money laundering. The two brothers created over thirty companies to defraud over fifty banks to obtain approximately $80 million in mortgage loans. It was the largest case of mortgage fraud ever in Mississippi.

Click Here to Read More..

Mississippi teachers participated in test-taking scheme to obtain teaching license.

 Update: Spoke to MDE and was told they can not suspend the licenses until there is a conviction.

A federal indictment states Mississippi teachers participated in a scheme to obtain teacher certifications using false identification.  The U.S. Attorney indicted Clarence Mumford, Jr. of Memphis and twelve other defendants for allegedly taking the Praxis exam for teachers in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Tennessee. The indictment charges the defendants with sixty counts ranging from conspiracy to commit mail fraud, wire fraud, and Social Security fraud, aggravated identity theft, to fraud in connection with identification documents.

Click Here to Read More..

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Report card for Canton schools

Here is the most recent report card for Canton public schools:

Click Here to Read More..

TED Talk: Talk nerdy to me.

Melissa Marshall gives a very witty and funny presentation on how to present complex ideas in a simple way.... and she does it in four minutes.

Click Here to Read More..

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Ladies: Shop at home & avoid the zombies

Ladies, avoid the holiday crowds. Buy New York fashion from the comfort of your home.  New York Southern Style offers the Worth line through virtual trunk shows.  Sheramie Shore will provide a private trunk show to you at no extra cost.  All you need is a computer and some time.  Why fight the traffic?  Call Sheramie Shore at 601-942-9129 to schedule your virtual trunk show.

Special: 25% off all New Your Southern Style merchandise. 

This post is a paid advertisement.

Click Here to Read More..

Friday, November 23, 2012

JR, R.I.P.

JR passed away today.  Here are some of my favorite clips from Dallas:

Click Here to Read More..

Time to get drunk.

It's that time of year and you know what it means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe:

Click Here to Read More..

Uncle Miltie speaks

JJ obtained a copy of an email Desoto County Public Schools Superintendent Milton Kuykendall sent to his employees this week:

Click Here to Read More..

Are the top schools really top schools?

So you think your schools in Desoto and Rankin are sooooooooo good.  Arthur Levine says in the Wall Street Journal guess again.  The suburban schools really don't do that well compared to schools in other countried. Mr. Levine opines:

Click Here to Read More..

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Blood & Chrome

Frack the holidays.  Battlestar Galactica is back in a new series posted online in webisodes. Moore is not involved with this project but it still has the BG feel. Set back in the original Cylon war.  Here are the first four:

Click Here to Read More..

Moak: Don't stifle dissenters

Representative Bobbie Moak (D-Bogue Chitto) submitted this column to JJ for publication:

Click Here to Read More..

Press conference of the year

LSU Coach Les Miles answered a question in colorful fashion after the Ole Miss game last week. What set him was a reporter asked him if Russell Shepard was a flop. Yeah, he asked that question. Needless to say, Coach Miles didn't take too kindly to the question.

Click Here to Read More..

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Blueprint author on WJNT this morning

I hosted The Blueprint author Rob Witwer on WJNT this morning.  The book discussed how the Democrats were flipping states from red to blue and how they were exporting their Colorado model to other states.  This is a show the political junkies will love.  Download his book. Its worth reading.

Click Here to Read More..

Hinds County Schools report card

Here is the report card for the Hinds County Public Schools District:

Click Here to Read More..

FHA: I warned you.

FHA is officially broke.  I warned you ,here, here, and here.  The Wall Street Journal reported last week:

Click Here to Read More..

HCSO tips for Black Friday shopping

The Hinds County Sheriff's Office provided these reminders about shopping on Black Friday:

Click Here to Read More..

Latest crime stats

Here are the latest crime stats available online in the Jackson metro area:

Click Here to Read More..

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Tomorrow on WJNT

Rob Witwer, author of The Blueprint, will be on the show tomorrow to discuss how the Democrats used technology and non-profits to flip states from red to blue.  Very interesting stuff and I think you political junkies will enjoy this interview.  Here is the show from two weeks ago, the day after the election.  1180 AM at 8:05 AM.

Click Here to Read More..


These little girls are selling pecans by the railroad tracks at the corner of Madison Avenue and Jones in Madison to fight hunger:

Click Here to Read More..

Mississippi GOP fund-raising down this year.

Mississippi Republican Party cash on hand plunged nearly $200,000 compared to the same reporting period four years ago. Finance reports filed with the Federal Election Commission state the party only had $42,151 cash on hand on October 25, 2012. The party had $191,801 on October 15, 2008.* The reports show the party has substantially less money than in the 2008 and 2004 election cycles.

Click Here to Read More..

Pearl Public Schools report card

Here is the annual report for Pearl Public Schools.

Click Here to Read More..

Yes, its been 50 years.

Found this video of the grand opening of the Jackson Municipal Airport.

Click Here to Read More..

Monday, November 19, 2012


A federal three-judge panel denied the NAACP's request to set aside the 2011 legislative election results and order new elections in 2013.  The order is posted below.  Secretary of State Delbert Hoseman issued the following statement:

Click Here to Read More..

Clinton report cards

Here is the report card for Clinton public schools. Tomorrow: Pearl.

Click Here to Read More..

Who needs a job?

Check out what these Hostess workers who lost their jobs have to say:

Click Here to Read More..

Who needs college?

Peter Schiff took a camera and microphone to Bourbon Street and asked employees about their college backgrounds.  Get ready.

Click Here to Read More..

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Jackson Public School Report Card

Here is the JPS report card.  Clinton goes up tomorrow.

Click Here to Read More..

Democratic Trust thanks Chaney

The Democratic Trust of Mississippi sent the following press release to JJ:

Click Here to Read More..

The permanent campaign

Daniel Henninger penned a very good column in the Wall Street Journal Thursday about how the Democrats ground game worked in the presidential election. Contains some nice warnings for the GOP if they want to compete in future swing states:

Click Here to Read More..

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Just a matter of weeks

January 25.

Click Here to Read More..

Rankin County School District Annual Report

Here is the annual report for the Rankin County School District:

Click Here to Read More..

The little hospital that does

Reason TV produced this video about a hospital in Oklahoma. What is unique about this hospital is it accepts payments only in cash. No Medicare, non Medicaid, and no insurance plans. The result is the charges for services are much lower than other hospitals.

Click Here to Read More..

Friday, November 16, 2012

Madison schools report card is out.

The report cards for Mississippi school districts are out. JJ will post one a day for the next several days. Here is Madison's report.

Click Here to Read More..

Larita at it again.

This time Larita Cooper-Stokes is protesting an animal shelter in her district. Sad part is, the mutts are probably more civilized than she is. Watch the video on WLBT.

Click Here to Read More..

Unions shut down Hostess. (Updated)

Note: Efforts to obtain comments from Sheriffs Randy Tucker, and Bryan Bailey have been unsuccessful. Sheriff Tyrone Lewis comments are posted below.

Thank you unions. My favorite snack. Hostess Cherry Pies. No more since Hostess is turning out the lights. CNN reports:

Click Here to Read More..

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Bigger Pie Forum: MDA doesn't know who will repay $20 million Twin Creeks loan

Kingfish note: The post is about the Twin Creeks project. I inadvertently wrote "Twin Lakes" in the title. The fault is mine and mine alone. My apologies

Bigger Pie Forum reports the Mississippi Development Authority can not say who will pay for the loan on the failed Twin Creeks project:

Click Here to Read More..

Sponsored content: How to protect elderly parents from abuse

How to Protect Elderly Parents From Financial Abuse
According to a recent study by the Investor Protection Trust and Investor Protection Institute, the top three ways that the elderly could be financially exploited are:
• Theft of funds or property by family members
• Theft of funds or property by caregivers
• Financial scams by strangers
What can you do to protect elderly parents from financial fraud? Here are some tips:

Click Here to Read More..

JPS: Stimulus spending for attorneys?

Attorneys have done quite well representing the Jackson Public School District. JJ obtained through a public records request invoices and contracts for school board attorney Dorian Turner and JPS District Counsel Joanne Sheppard. What is interesting is the district has both a lawyer who is an employee and an attorney who represents the school board. Most districts have one or the other but not both.

Ms. Turner sent invoices of $237,836 since January 2010 to JPS. Here are the fees as stated on the invoices*:

Click Here to Read More..

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Twin Creeks gone. What about the $20 million?

Amy McCullough reports in the Bigger Pie Forum the Twin Creeks project in Senatobia is no more:

Click Here to Read More..

Charter schools fear-mongering ramps up

A Mississippi ACLU hack, straight from Cal-Berkeley, started up a "Mississippians United Against Charter Schools" page on The usual bromides are tossed out in an effort to smear charter school supporters:

Click Here to Read More..

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Dad uses DMR to buy son's land.

Should've put the land in a cousin's name so Tom Hood could say he wasn't family. The Sun-Herald reported:

Click Here to Read More..

TONIGHT: Shrek the Musical

November 12 & 13 at Thalia Mara Auditorium. Click here to purchase tickets.

This post is a paid advertisement.

Click Here to Read More..

Byram PD catches suspect

Looks like one of MDOC's "earned "release" beneficiaries couldn't wait to return to the trade:

Click Here to Read More..

Air Force on "path to weakness"

Jack David and Michael Dunn write on the Wall Street Journal editorial page our fleet of fighters, bombers, and tankers is becoming old, smaller, and just plain worn out:

Click Here to Read More..

Monday, November 12, 2012

Hinds Election Commissioner fires back at Graham & CL

Hinds County District 4 Election Commissioner fired off a letter to Clarion=Ledger reporter Terricha Bradley-Phillips. The reporter wrote a story Saturday stating Supervisor Robert Graham was "investigating" alleged complaints about the elections last week. Earlier post. She also reported Election Commissioner Jermel Clark questioned whether the machines were tampered with after he was clobbered in his re-election bid by 65%-35%. Mrs. Cochran wrote:

Click Here to Read More..

MCPP: State spends $645,560 setting up Obamacare health insurance exchange.

This post is submitted by the Mississippi Center for Public Policy

The Department of Insurance contracted with a web developer to create and enhance the ObamaCare insurance exchange website.  The exchange is being funded through a $3.8 million federal grant, which (surprise!) has led to inexplicably large payments for web development.  The money is going to Vimo, a California operator of exchange websites.  How much is the Department of Insurance paying for basic website functionality?

Click Here to Read More..

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Election Commissioner Robert Graham (Updated)

Update: See email posted at the bottom of this post. 

The Clarion-Ledger reported Supervisor Robert Graham said there were "complaints" about the elections:

Click Here to Read More..

Friday, November 9, 2012

Save this mutt

Update: Reader adopted her. Good job guys. 

This is Mia. 4 years old and needs a home with a fenced-in yard.  She prefers to be outdoors. Loves kids. Never jumps on anyone.  She was  abandoned. Email me at if interested. Open up post for additional picture.

Click Here to Read More..

Senator Chris McDaniel on the election

State Senator Chris McDaniel (R-Jones) submitted this column discussing the election:

Click Here to Read More..

Romney Campaign Foxtrots

Watch this video first. Was shot Monday.


Update: It was never beta-tested.

The Ace of Spades  argues the Romney campaign's vaunted ORCA project became in reality a Charlie Foxtrot. Read on. Ouch:

Click Here to Read More..

Explaining the Obamacare taxes on real estate transactions

The National Association of Realtors published this brochure on the new taxes coming down the turnpike under Obamacare. A new tax of 3.8% will be levied on some forms of investment income. The brochure states:

Click Here to Read More..

Thursday, November 8, 2012

About those swing states and the 3 million fewer GOP voters

So the GOP turnout Tuesday was 3 million less than 2008. Shocking number to some as it was the subject of talk radio and the blogosphere today. How about we dig a little bit deeper and see how the Republican turnout compared to where it matters: the swing states.

Click Here to Read More..

Judge Green surrenders

Hinds County Senior Circuit Judge Tomie Green withdrew her order reassigning the docket among the four circuit judges.

Click Here to Read More..

Governor hires new education advisor from Barksdale

Dr. Laurie Smith became the Education Policy Advisor to Governor Phil Bryant on November 1. Dr. Smith was the Executive Director of Mississippi Building Blocks, a Barksdale Reading Institute Project. Dr. Smith is also the Executive Director for the State Early Children Advisory Council.

Mississippi Building Blocks is a Barksdale intiative focusing on early childhood education. The organization has lobbied for state-funded pre-school in Mississippi. MBB recently asked for $5 million in state funding to establish a pilot pre-school program. The NE Mississippi Daily Journal reported in September:

Click Here to Read More..

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Blast from the past.

Kim Wade and I hosted Adam Schraeger, the author of The Blueprint on WJNT. Feel free to listen to the show as he described in detail how the Democrats were able to flip red states to blue states and then increase their turnout in those states. Earlier post on The Blueprint.

From National Review in 2009:

Click Here to Read More..

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Will Live-blog the election tonight.

I'll probably start at 7.  So the first big question: What are you drinking tonight? Post in comments. Use this post for election night comments. Cabernet tonight for me.

Kentucky and Indiana for Romney, Vermont for Obama. Dead even in Florida. Romney wins West Virginia. Coal cost Obama. Will it in Penn? Stay tuned.

South Caronlina for Romney. Obama ahead in Florida BUT two of his main counties came in. Panhandle polls not closed yet.

Time to start.

Click Here to Read More..

Celebrating America.

Its a great day to be an American. Today is for what our ancestors fought and died. This post celebrates all things American. N.S.F.W.

Click Here to Read More..

Midmorning Update from SOS

Mississippi Secretary of State issued this mid-morning update:

Click Here to Read More..

Presidential race thread

Follow me on Twitter today at kingfish1935. I'll be using Twitter when I can't post here. Yes, I will be live-blogging the election tonight.

Ok, here is the deal. Post any headlines you think are worth noting on this thread. No spin, no propaganda, just headlines and noteworthy information. If you don't know how to link here ya go: .  Insert the address in the blank, Insert a title for the link between the ><.  Polls, stats, headlines, videos, and so on.  The type of comments where someone could scroll through and get the latest news from a variety of sources.  Several readers asked me to do this. Enjoy.

Click Here to Read More..

Its Canton. What a surprise.

Just got this message from a Canton voter:

Click Here to Read More..

Contact & election info for Mississippi SOS

The Mississippi Secretary of State issued this press release for election day:

Click Here to Read More..

Your cellphone is your best friend.

If you are voting today and see something that doesn't look quite kosher, take a picture.  If you are in line, as what just happened in Canton, and some women come out and pass out absentee ballots to all the black voters in line, take a picture and send it to Your identity will be protected.  If you see something funny or unusual, send it in. Now get out, vote, and have some fun.

Click Here to Read More..

Monday, November 5, 2012

Hate it when that happens.

Garbage truck driving down the street in Fondren and then BOOM!  Part of the road collapses with the garbage truck stuck in the resulting hole. See pics below.  City crews of course came out there immediately.  Just one problem, Fondrenites had been calling the city for over a week about the problem, with no results.  The reader who sent in these photos provided details in an email (yes, I spoke to him and confirmed the email.).

Click Here to Read More..

Meanwhile up in Desoto.....

A group of candidates battle to see who can be the Superintendent's stooge in Jackson. Check out the direct mail pieces posted below.  If you can't rotate them in Scribd, just download and rotate in adobe. By the way, the Governor did NOT endorse Nelson but that sure didn't stop Mr. Miles "I stood up to the Republicans" Nelson from using the Governor in his mailer.

Click Here to Read More..

Fund raising for JJ.

Thanks for your earlier support of JJ. Your support of this website earlier this year allowed me to get new computers and some other toys for the website.

Click Here to Read More..

Haley prognosticates on tomorrow

Former Governor Haley Barbour gives his thoughts on tomorrow's election in his latest video posted below.

Click Here to Read More..

Early voting stats

It's going to be busy on this website for the next 48 hours. I'm going to live-blog the election tomorrow night. Haven't picked out my wine or what I will eat, but those choices will enjoy serious consideration. Does Tico's do home-delivery? Anyway, the posts are going to be flying today and tomorrow so tune in early and often. Here is a link to the nationwide early voting stats and a link to making your own map:

Click Here to Read More..

Sunday, November 4, 2012

It's time to lie.

I hate exit polls. I hate the "experts" sitting there on election night telling us what will happen before the votes are counted and I especially love it when they look stupid.  I dug up this old column from one of my favorite columnists, Mike Royko.  Mr. Royko urged people to lie to exit pollsters after they voted.  Some drive-time DJ's liked his column so much they read it on the air.  Next thing you know, the experts were looking pretty stupid as their exit polls were completely wrong that night.  Here is the column and if confronted by an exit pollster this week: LIE!!!:

Click Here to Read More..

WSJ has a few things to say about Benghazi

The Wall Street Journal editorial page provided a very detailed column on the entire Benghazi debacle yesterday. (Italics are from WSJ, bold lettering is my emphasis):

Click Here to Read More..

Too little too late or coming on strong?

If you are so inclined to watch, here is a speech given by Mitt Romney yesterday in Englewood, Colorado. Some are calling it his best speech of the campaign.  Much sharper than what he gave during the primaries.

Click Here to Read More..

Friday, November 2, 2012

Save this mutt.

GOOD NEWS: Owners claimed her. 

From Craig's List on October 30: "This dog was hit this morning on 469 north on Florence in front of southern oaks sub up from high school. Florence pd picked it up. They will only keep her for 5 days until putting her down. If you have any idea who she belongs to please call Florence pd."

Get off your butts and foster or adopt this one. 

Click Here to Read More..

Likely Chokwe voter steals Republican's furniture.

((Channeling Kim Wade)) Likely Chokwe voter steals Rebublican Brian Perry's furniture off of his front porch in Belhaven in this video:

Click Here to Read More..

4 retired principals & Mayor endorse Shearer

Four retired Madison County Schools principals and Ridgeland’s mayor endorse Janet Shearer for Madison County School Board, District 3. Miss Ann E. Smith and Kathy Rigsby, former principals at Ann Smith Elementary; Dr. Cheryl M. Stone, former principal at Highland Elementary; Lee Boozer, former principal at Ridgeland High School; and Mayor Gene McGee  encourage you to join them in supporting Janet with your vote on November 6.

Click Here to Read More..

1940 census finally online

Bored and want to have some fun? The 1940 census was posted online this year.  Gives some interesting information about your family members.  Enjoy.  Link to 1940 Census

Click Here to Read More..

Blue Angels in Jackson

The Blue Angels visited Jackson in 1963 for the opening of then Thompson-field.  A Mr. Tommy Griggs posted the video on Youtube.  Enjoy.

Click Here to Read More..

Time for a laugh

Sick of the elections? Ready for them to be over? Here is a different look at the two candidates. Warning: Very crude Language, cursing, and general jackassery.

Click Here to Read More..

Thursday, November 1, 2012

WLBT looks at JPS salaries

Cheryl Lassiter scrutinized the salaries of Jackson Public School officials last night in this report and compared them to the slightly larger Desoto Public School District:

Click Here to Read More..

Village Voice claims it owns "Best of" label

Will the Village Voice sue the Jackson Free Press?  Check out what the Village Voice has been doing in a courtroom in another state over the "Best of" label:

Click Here to Read More..

Bigger Pie: As the KiOR stock turns....

Amy McCullough reports in Bigger Pie Forum the stock price of KiOR changed after a Columbus newspaper changed its story.  Mississippi issued an interest-free $75 million loan to the company to construct a plant near Columbus.  Ms. McCullough writes:

Click Here to Read More..

Voter ID food fight between Governor & Democrats

The Clarion-Ledger reported yesterday the Governor thinks voters should voluntarily show their ID at the polls next week as a form of "protest":

Click Here to Read More..

Recent Comments

Search Jackson Jambalaya

Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel


Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).

Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.

In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS