Saturday, May 31, 2014

Former Senator Trent Lott endorses Ronny Lott

The Ronny Lott for Chancery Clerk campaign issued the following press release:

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Who is Chris McDaniel?



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Cochran ad seeks Democratic votes for a Republican primary

Desperate or smart? That 'tis the question as an ad in the Mississippi Link asked "democrats to cross over and vote in the republican primary to ensure our community's interest is heard."  Republicans asking Democrats to vote in a Republican primary? Interesting. 

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Friday, May 30, 2014

David Overby responds to Lott charges

Madison County Chancery Clerk candidate David Overby issued the following press release:

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Lott campaign to Overby: Tell the truth!!!

The Ronny Lott for Chancery Clerk campaign issued the following press release.

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Enterprise-Journal reports on the Trooper who buddied around

 Warning: Mature adult content. Not safe for work, kids, wives, or Thad Cochran voters. ;-)

The McComb Enterprise-Journal is the first newspaper to publish a story about Sergeant Redfruit.  The newspaper reported on the escapades between a Mississippi Highway Patrolman and his um, "buddy" at a closed down rest area on I-55 last month.  JJ published the first page of the story with the permission of the Enterprise-Journal. The rest of the story is behind a paywall.

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Harper poll: 5 points

It's tight.  Harper Polling said the latest polls shows Cochran at 45%, McDaniel at 40%, and the undecided vote is 15%. Harper stated:

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Chris McDaniel's failed record.



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Senate race update. We report, you decide.

We are going to the last week of the campaign or as someone else said:



Might as well get this out of the way so here are the latest missiles from the Senate race.

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Thursday, May 29, 2014

Latest crime stats

Here are the latest crime reports for Jackson, Madison, Rankin County, The Rez, Byram, Clinton, and Ridgeland.

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JJ obtains police reports for Mayfield, Sager, and Obi-Wan Kenobi

Update: Bond for Rick Sager is lowered from $250,000 per count to $25,000 per count. Bond for Kelly reduced to $75,000. He was released after making bond.

Here are the police reports for the arrests of Mark Mayfield and Rick Sager.  The report for John Hurt is also included although he was not taken into custody.  Sager and Clayton Kelly still reside in the Madison County jail.  There is no new information in the reports.  Madison will not release any more information until some of these cases are adjudicated.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

WJNT today

Pete Perry and former State Senator Lee Yancey appeared on the show today to discuss what else but the Senate race.


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Fisher resigning

JJ has learned that Trudy Fisher is leaving her position as Executive Director of Environmental Quality. 

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What are they afraid of?

It seems nothing can strike fear into a Senate candidate than a CNN reporter:

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Three life sentences for Le Marquise De Charleston

Hinds County District Attorney Robert Schuler Smith issued the following press release:

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Channeling Art Bell

Political strategist and operative Richard Buckman submitted this column about the Senate race to JJ:

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"Make your bed"

Admiral William McRaven gave a powerful speech last week at commencement exercises at the University of Texas in this video.

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Nick's is closed.

Nick's is now closed.  Wow.  JJ called Nick's to confirm.  The person answering the phone hung up when the question was posed as to whether Nick's was closed.  Staff was sent home today when they showed up to work. Sorry to see this happen. Here is a note from Nick Apostle:

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Melvin Potts caught & was out on bond for armed robbery & carjacking

Update: Ready for this? He was arrested in 2012 for armed robbery, carjacking, and using a gun in the commission of a felony.  He was scheduled to go to trial in April but Judge Kidd granted  a continuance.  His trial is scheduled for August 11. Judge Kidd has approved several continuances in the case for plea negotiations.  The court file is posted below.

Should we get a posse together?  The Madison Police Department issued two press releases today:

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Monday, May 26, 2014

Ukraine to US: give us arms.

The Secretary of Ukraine's Defense Council begged for American help on the pages of the Wall Street Journal:

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Remembering our fallen on Memorial Day


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Tea Party attacks District Attorney Michael Guest as "favorable" to "establishment".

The Central Mississippi Tea Party issued this press release:

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Sunday, May 25, 2014

Red alert on Red Alert?

Someone has gone dark since Clayton Kelly was arrested. Red Alert Mississippi (@redalertms)is a pro-McDaniel Twitter account. The account holder has posted over 1,200 tweets since mid-March. Red Alert posted three tweets the morning after the arrest of Clayton Kelly and then went silent. JJ has learned the account-holder lives in Laurel.

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Saturday, May 24, 2014

Unsullied.

This is the best scene so far in Game of Thrones. Just finished season 3.

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Kelly Police report: Did conspirators control Constitutional Clayton with a Jedi mind trick?

The police report for the arrest of Clayton Kelly opens up a window into the alleged conspiracy to photograph the infirm wife of Senator Thad Cochran.  The report claims Clayton Kelly, "Mark"*, John Mary, and others began conspiring in February to photograph Mrs. Cochran  in her nursing home bed.  They intended to use the pictures in an  internet video attacking Senator Cochran.  Kelly and two other suspects were arrested and charged.  JJ obtained the reports through a public records request.

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Friday, May 23, 2014

Madison homicide update

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release:

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Rankin busts possible drugs/pawn operation

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release:

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Dolly Parton & Nissan providing free books to children in Jackson metro area

Time to take a quick break from you know what and give you some good news. The Dolly Parton Foundation and Nissan are providing free books to children under the age of five years old in Hinds, Madison, and Rankin counties. The registration form is posted below.Parents can get up to 60 free books for their children. Hinds County Library System Executive Director Patty Furr said Nissan provided $400,000 to fund this program.

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And Michael Guest says whoooa....

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Michael Guest made this statement yesterday:

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Thursday, May 22, 2014

McDaniel campaign claims vindication from D.A.

The Chris McDaniel campaign issued the following press release:

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$100,000, $250,000, $500,000. Kelly, Mayfield, & Sager face Dale Danks today. (complete video)


Clayton Kelly
 Update: Madison Police press release posted below.

There was no shortage of fireworks in Madison today as three defendants in the Rose Cochran case went before Madison Municipal Court Judge Dale Danks this afternoon.  The updates from the courtroom as well as the complete video of the hearing are published below in this post.   Judge Danks set bond at $100,000 for Clayton Kelly and $250,000 per count for Laurel teacher and soccer coach  Rick Sager and Jackson attorney Mark Mayfield. Madison Police charged all three defendants with conspiracy.  Mr. Sager was charged with tampering with evidence as well.  Madison police also charged Mr. Kelly with photographing another without permission where there is an expectation of privacy.


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Mayfield arrested

‎Police arrested local attorney Mark Mayfield in connection with the Clayton Kelly case, on a charge of conspiracy. More to follow. He is represented by attorneys Merrida Coxwell and John Reeves.

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Kelly faces another charge.

Brother just can't catch a break.  Madison police charged "Constitutional" Clayton Kelly with the crime of photographing or filming another without permission where there is expectation of privacy.  Madison police arrested Mr. Kelly last Friday and charged him with exploitation of a vulnerable adult after he allegedly entered the Alzheimer's unit at St. Catherine's Village, took pictures of an infirm Rose Cochran, and posted them in a Youtube video that was online for a few hours. Mrs. Cochran is the wife of Senator Thad Cochran and has suffered from dementia for over fifteen years.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Homicide in Madison (Updated)

The Madison Police Departments issued the following press release:

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WYAB Monday (Updated)

Update: Go to 17:15 of clip 3.  A caller gets into it with Pete Perry. 

The Kingfish sat in for KIM Waaaaaaaaaade last Monday. Here is some of the show. Eyes Wide Shut performs a rendition of his hit "Kim Wade is a Black Man" at 9:00 in the second clip.

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Irby Ford fund-raiser tomorrow night

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The Constitutional Clayton plot thickens

Who is Mr. Big, oops, I meant the "Big Man"? That is the question. Therese Apel of the Clarion-Ledger snagged two really good interviews with the wife and lawyer of "Constitutional Clayton", otherwise known as Clayton Kelly. Mrs. Kelly claims he was egged on by others into making the ill-fated Youtube video about the Cochrans:

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Houston leaving

Ridgeland Police Chief Jimmy Houston told the Board of Aldermen tonight he will resign as police chief on July 24. He become an Instructor at the Ridgeland campus of Holmes Community College in August.

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We're #1!!!

Mississippi is finally first in something: Dirty tricks. Time magazine justpublished list of 2014 dirty campaign tricks:

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The state of the Senate race


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Mayor wouldn't send his kids to a failing school and is crucified

The Mayor dares to tell the truth about his "D" rated school district.  Naturally some people screamed bloody murder over.... the truth:

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Breitbart: Campaign knew about video weeks ago

Breitbart published additional information on THE story yesterday.  Mark Boyle reported:

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Clinton crime drops

The city of Clinton issued the following press release:

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Ridgeland Credit Union robbers get the time for doing the crime

Rankin-Madison County District Attorney Michael Guest issued the following press release:

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Monday, May 19, 2014

Bye-bye Juanitez

Thought you might enjoy this video.

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Juanitez McDonald is the million dollar man

Madison Municipal Court Judge Dale Danks set bond for Juanitez McDonald at $1 million dollars yesterday at his initial appearance. He is accused of participating in an armed robbery that took place in the Cypress Lake subdivision. The video of his initial appearance is posted below.

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Citizens United poll shows McDaniel ahead

Citizens United Political Victory Fund just issued this press release:

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Sunday, May 18, 2014

We report, you decide: Voice mail edition.

Here is the audio recording of the voice mail Senator Melanie Sojourner left with the Thad Cochran campaign yesterday morning.

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Danks keeps Kelly's bail at $100,000. Police want to speak to "other individuals".

Madison Municipal Court Judge Dale Danks kept bond at $100,000 for Clayton Kelly at his initial appearance today. Attorney Kevin Camp represented Mr. Kelly. Madison Police charged him with the exploitation of a vulnerable adult.  Mr. Kelly stands accused of entering Rose Cochran's room at St. Catherine's Village and taking photos of Mrs. Cochran that were later published in a Youtube video critical of Senator Thad Cochran.  Mrs. Cochran is the wife of Senator Thad Cochran.  The video of the entire hearing is posted below. 

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Matt Friedeman contracts foot in mouth disease

Watch the WAPT video below.

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It does happen in threes. MPD gets 'em.

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release about the Cypress Lake armed robbery:

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Saturday, May 17, 2014

McDaniel issues statement. Calls Cochran (Updated)

 Update: McDaniel campaign issued a second statement in response to a Clarion-Ledger story. It is posted below.

The Chris McDaniel campaign issued this statement:

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Friday, May 16, 2014

Madison Police arrest Clayton Kelly for sneaking into Rose Cochran's room (Updated)

Update II (4:27 PM CST, 5/17/14): The first update was posted between 9:00 and 10:00 AM today.  The original post was published at 11:40 PM last night. It did not mention the identity of Rose Cochran.  The original headline stated "Madison Police arrest Clayton Kelly for sneaking into St. Catherine's".  I changed the headline to reflect the Rose Cochran angle this afternoon.  The problem was I posted right before midnight, hence leading to the confusion.  My apologies.  

Update (5/17/14): Clarion-Ledger beat JJ to it (We were both working on it at the same time although it beat JJ by a few minutes.)  but the victim was indeed Rose Cochran, wife of Senator Thad Cochran.  JJ confirmed her identity with several non-campaign sources.  She has lived at St. Catharine's since 2000 since she suffers from dementia.  She lives in a special unit dedicated to such patients.  A Youtube video with pictures of Mrs. Cochran in her bed was posted and soon taken down nearly two weeks ago.  Story is breaking.

Original post:  Madison Police arrest Clayton Kelly for sneaking into St. Catherine's Village.

The Madison Police Department just issued the following press release:

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Investment "Adviser" counsels himself to $230,000 in elderly exploitation case

Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann issued the following press release:

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How bad can it get?

Check out this video of Last Chance High in Chicago. Warning: Very crude language.

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Thursday, May 15, 2014

MCSD seeks to remove violent student from middle school.

The Madison County School District went to court to protect students and employees at Madison Middle School from a (allegedly) violent student.   U.S. District Judge Dan Jordan, III issued a temporary restraining order (TRO) in April against student "X.N." after he ruled the student committed many acts of violence and was "certain" to cause further harm to others.  The district claimed the student suffered from deafness and "certain disabilities" as he became a "danger to school personnel, other students, and himself." 

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Lott demands more information about "illegal searches"

The Ronny Lott campaign just issued the following press release:

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Just a coincidence: Supertalk

Can't make this up.  Go ahead and call in to Supertalk today. I dare ya.

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Rankin terminates autism program

Rankin parents are up in arms over the Rankin County School Board's decision to close a special program for children suffering from autism.  The Clarion-Ledger reported:

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Purvis attacks Supes over raises

Public Defender Michelle Purvis attacked the Hinds County Board of Supervisors last week over a large raise the board gave to a prosecutor and demanded raises totaling $400,000 for her defenders.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Enterprise-Journal: Trooper accused of rape


What the hell is going on at the Mississippi Highway Patrol?  The McComb Enterprise-Journal reported on April 25 a woman alleged she was raped by a trooper of the Mississippi Highway Patrol:

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Monday, May 12, 2014

You can't make this up: Trooper edition

 Warning: Content is graphic, NSFW, and of a sexual nature.

Looks like a member of the Mississippi Highway Patrol recently engaged in some brotherly love with a trucker he met in the um, trucker-troooper undercover program.

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Madison Farmer's Market opening

The city of Madison just issued the following press release:

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Tomorrow on the Ben Allen show

Show can be streamed on WJNT.com or on the Tunein Radio app. 
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Sunday, May 11, 2014

Precious Martin killed in accident (Updated)

Ridgeland Police confirmed that attorney Precious Martin was killed in a four-wheeler accident tonight in the Bridgewater subdivision. The four-wheeler flipped several times.   His ten year-old son was injured and taken to UMMC.  Chuck McRae just said on his Facebook page the son is on life support. 

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Happy Mother's Day


The Hinds County Board of Supervisors recognized Helen Govan as the District 5 "Mother of the Year".  It is Mother's Day so I think you will enjoy watching this very gracious and charming lady address the supervisors in this video.

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Horns can't get hooked

No players drafted. At all. Last time this happened to Texas is when the Hindenburg blew up.  Here is some perspective:

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Saturday, May 10, 2014

MDOC fights the free market

MDOC issued the following press release:

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Madison PD makes second arrest

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Friday, May 9, 2014

Fox Bay subject arrested on bad check charges

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release :

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Stupid crook of the day

You can't make this up.

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Meet the two faces of public corruption in Hinds County.

Hinds County Supervisor Peggy Hobson-Calhoun wanted to adopt a "best business practices" resolution at the regular meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors last Monday.   Her resolution would direct the Hinds County Economic Development Authority to vet and conduct due diligence on all companies seeking to do business with Hinds County.  In other words, the Supervisor wanted to check out companies seeking to get a check from the company.  However, Supervisors Robert Graham and Kenneth Stokes fought the measure tooth and nail as is shown in the video below.  Can't imagine why they would do so. 

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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Sweet jumps in

Dennis Sweet IV just issued this press release:

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Another oldie but goodie

Office Linebacker undergoes sensitivity training in this video.

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Alabama indicts Samarion execs

The Alabama Securities Commission issued the following press release:

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Attempted abduction in Fox Bay? (Updated)


The Fox Bay Board of Directors sent out this email on April 30:

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Yesterday on WJNT

Discussed the Bennie Thompson column, JJ posts, and some time on the Senate race.


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WSJ: Detroit on the comeback trail

The Wall Street Journal editorial page praised Detroit for making the tough decision to enter bankruptcy. Bankrupty allowed Detroit to begin to get its house in order. Believe it or not, the city has made some progress:

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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Pepsi Pops postponed


DUE TO WEATHER PREDICTIONS FOR THIS WEEKEND, PEPSI POPS IS MOVED TOFRIDAY, MAY 16 AT OLD TRACE PARK.  TICKETS ALREADY PURCHASED WILL BE HONORED.  TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE.
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Tyrone Hendrix announces run to replace Yarber

Tyrone Hendrix issued the following press release:

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Drodrigue Williams: The Southern Poverty Law Center's special child

Mr. Williams was arrested for a wee bit of criminal mischief in Madison yesterday.

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The Fall of the House of Bennie?

Democrat consultant Richard K. Buckman submitted this column to JJ.  It is much closer to political reality than Sid Salter's recent "Kingmaker" column on Congressman Bennie Thompson. Enjoy. 

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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Update: One robber caught

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Reported armed robbery in Madifon

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Pearl habitual offender getf life without parole

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Bigger Pie Forum: Waist deep in the Big Muddy

And the big fool said to push on. Pete Seeger's 1967 song was a metaphor for Lyndon Johnson and the Viet Nam War. It is now shorthand for a blind escalating commitment to a lost cause.

A good example of a blind escalating commitment to a lost cause: the Kemper County Lignite Plant under construction by Mississippi Power. On April 2 its Southern Company parent announced another construction (and startup) write off of $177 million in its 8K SEC filing. This brings the total cost for the experimental plant to $5.5 billion and counting.

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Monday, May 5, 2014

Do as I say...... the Brother Kali edition

Remember Brother Kali Akuno, former director of special projects and external funding under Mayor Chokwe Lumumb?  Here he is on video gnashing his teeth over Octavian's loss (:28):

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Supes want to charge more money for inmates.

The Hinds County Board of Supervisors wants to charge Jackson more money for housing its prisoners.  The county currently operates under an agreement with Jackson made more than twenty years ago under the Ditto administration.  The board voted 4-1 two weeks ago to open discussions with Jackson about the contract. 

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Steadivest jinx continue

Looks like former Marshall Wolfe business partner and ex-wife Tracy Montgomery Thompson got in a little bit of trouble in Ridgeland nearly a year ago. 

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Support law enforcement tonight!!!


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He was SUCH a good boy.....

Punk and his friend try to rob a Waffle House in South Carolina with guns back in 2012.  CCP-holder uses his weapon to shoot (and kill) one of them.  Video captured it all.  Doesn't matter. Family still wants to prosecute the law-abiding citizen who stood up to their gun-toting thug wannabe. Here is the video that was just released.

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Sunday, May 4, 2014

The real Farmer's Market still going strong

The real Farmer's Market is still open. Not run by the government. (Really, only a gummint bureaucrat would think setting farmer's market hours when people are on their way to work instead of leaving work in the afternoon is a good idea). 7 days a week. Open all day. They are still out there on West Street by the Stadium:

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Oldie but goodie

11 years later and still funny.

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It's all about the money

Here is the 2013-2014 budget for Jackson as adopted by the city council last year.  Mayor Yarber said on the radio show that the budget has been amended during the fiscal year.  JJ will get a copy of the amended version.  However, this is a good starting place.  There is a great deal of material to digest so any help from the readers is welcome. 

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Saturday, May 3, 2014

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Kali Sheik Akuno blamed Mayor Tony Yarber's election on record-breaking white and low black turnout at the polls lasts week. Yup. You read that correctly.  Here are a few excerpts of Brother Akuno's comments. 

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Is Jackson still rising?

Looks like the Jackson Rising conference did not exactly go as planned.  The new mayoratorial administration apparently pulled support for the event.  The Jackson Free Press reported:

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Friday, May 2, 2014

Voter registration deadline is Saturday

Mississippi Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann issued the following press release:

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Can we try this here at home?

It looks like a Thailand province developed a rather ingenious way to deal with criminals:

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356 to 3 to 1.....

The Hinds County Detention Center in Raymond has been no small source of controversy since it opened more than twenty years ago.  The jail is poorly designed.  There have been several disturbances or riots over the last few years.  Sheriff Tyrone Lewis argues prisoners are staying in the jail for too long without going to trial.  JJ filed a public records request for a roster of inmates and determine how many inmates are in the jail and when they were arrested. 

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Thursday, May 1, 2014

I'm shocked, mind you, shocked!!!

JJ just checked with the clerk's office in Jackson and guess what?

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Doctor charged with murder

Update: Held without bond. 

Dr. William Mayfield, Jr. was charged with murder after he allegedly killed his wife at their home on 44 St. Andrews last night.  JPD told JJ that Susan Mayfield was shot in the stomach.  JPD classified it as an act of domestic violence.   Dr. Mayfield is in custody and will make his initial appearance this morning in Jackson municipal court.  He is a retired opthamologist. Sources informed JJ Dr. Mayfield suffers from Parkinson's Disease and is undergoing treatment.

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WJNT yesterday

No guests. Just discussed the destruction, Jackson Mayor's race, took a couple of calls. 


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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

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