Bored and want something to watch on a Sunday afternoon? Try this. Very entertaining.
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Sunday Matinee
Rez harassment?
A Mr. Buddy Jenkins of the Bay Park subdivision submitted this email complaining about harassment of boaters by the Mississippi Department of Wildlife & Fisheries last night on the Rez:
Friday, June 28, 2013
Eastover shooting.
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Operation T-BON in full swing
The Hinds County Sheriff's Office issued the following press release:
Bold New City. Bold New Crime. Updated again.
See end of post for latest updates.
There is more crime taking place in the Bold New City and unfortunately the perps are getting more bold. This FB message was posted last night:
WJNT this week
Holly Ivy of Madison County appeared on the first half hour of the show to discuss the Park in the middle of Nowhere. We discussed the Supreme Court decision on the Voting Rights Act in the second half hour.
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Animals hurt the animals
Looks like some Stokes voters decided to steal the AC unit from the Animal Rescue Fund. The ARF posted on its Facebook page:
Hinds County Democrats doing what they do best
That is wasting money. See the letter below. Most special elections don't list party affiliations for candidates. Everyone runs in one primary and then in a runoff if one is needed. Not these guys. Nope. They have to have a primary for the two Supervisor districts and then runoffs. THEN there will be a general election if there are candidates from the two parties. Nice.
Democrats cave on Medicaid
Speaker of the House Philip Gunn just issue the following statements:
St. Richard's armed robbery reports
Here are the police reports for the armed robbery that took place at St. Richard's Catholic Church several weeks ago. Reports don't say anything about a black Camaro. Nor anything about Coors.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Coleman to Hattiesburg
The Mississippi Supreme Court appointed retired circuit judge William Coleman to preside over the challenge to the Hattiesburg Mayoral election filed by David Ware in Forrest County. Judge Coleman was last seen on this website as the subject of discussion in this video:
Delbert: Move forward on Voter ID
The Mississippi Secretary of State issued this statement yesterday on the Supreme Court ruling on the Voting Rights Act:
Visit the Park to Nowhere
Readers will remember the controversy that arose when the Madison County Board of Supervisors voted to build a park up in Sulphur Springs. The park will cost over $1.5 million and will be financed by the sale of bonds. The Board waxed eloquently over how this would be a benefit to the taxpayers of Madison County and was a chance to do something for the more rural areas. JJ decided to give you a full picture, literally, of the park.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Supreme Court strikes down Section 4 of Voting Rights Act
Shelby County, Alabama filed suit against the Justice Department seeking relief from Sections 4 and 5 of the Voting Rights Act. The Supreme Court held today that Section 4 is unconstitutional and can no longer be used "as a basis for subjecting jurisdictions to pre-clearance." The vote was 5-4. You can probably figure who was the five and who was the four.
Barb just won't stop.
Is there nothing Barbara Blackmon touches she doesn't corrupt or destroy? The Madison County Journal reports:
Ware challenges Hattiesburg results in court.
Copy of lawsuit published at bottom of the post.
The David Ware campaign challenged the results of the Hattiesburg Mayoral election in Forrest and Lamar County Circuit Courts yesterday. The campaign asked the courts to throw out all of the absentee ballots and declare Ware the winner. The campaign filed lawsuits alleging over half of the 581 absentee ballots cast were invalid but were commingled with the other ballots. The complaints also allege over thirty ballots came from the jailhouse and several came from disenfranchised convicted felons. The Ware campaign also charges the Mayor's wife improperly delivered over thirty absentee ballots. Mayor Dupree won the election by a thirty-seven vote margin while winning 343 of the absentee ballots cast (59%). Mr. Dupree received 4,775 votes while Mr. Ware received 4,738. **
Monday, June 24, 2013
Seriously?
Read the middle sign. The one about pre-paying for gas. Taken at a gas station in Canton.
MSGOP porkers vote for well, more pork
Trillion dollar "farm bill". 80% of it goes for food stamps. Guess who votes for it? Pallazo, Nunalee, and Harper. Got to make Thad look good, I guess. Thompson votes against it. Is Thompson the conservative in the whole group? Vote.
Don't try this at home.
NOPD released this video of an attempted robbery. Dude wasn't going to be a victim as he took the shotgun away from the would-be robber while it was pointed at his face:
Sunday, June 23, 2013
We report, you decide.
I have to admit, this contract below is pretty funny.
Is downtown living the next big wave?
Jackson native Matt Bollian wrote urban living is here to stay and is the next big wave in residential real estate in a column published on the Team Jackson website. Lieutenant Bollian (West Point grad) opined:
Saturday, June 22, 2013
When will the Rebel lie down with the Bulldog?
Rebel Nation is feeling the butthurt over baseball. The website offered some um, therapy to Ole Miss fans who think they should pull for Mississippi State against UCLA next week. Rebel Nation asked Ole Miss fans to imagine the shoe being on the other foot:
"War criminal"? "Hypocrite of the century"? Nothing like an Irish temper.
Irish politician goes off about Obama. Rather colorful in her speech. She didn't pull any punches.
Friday, June 21, 2013
Good job, Dawgs.
Nice job. No happy to be there, go in there and take the %*#(#*$ trophy. And where exactly is Tommy Raffo right now? Blast from the past. Good thing State didn't listen to Polk. Cohen brings home the trophy, maybe they should say sure thing Ron, we will take your name off the stadium and put Cohen's up there.
Click Here to Read More..RCSO busts phony car tag scheme
The Rankin County Sheriff's Office issued the following press release:
Hood takes on Fordice
Lost in all the Medicaid scrumming is Governor Kirk Fordice's little executive order allowing him to run Medicaid:
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Hood says no, Phil says yes
Attorney General Hood issued an opinion stating the Guvnah cannot operate Medicaid through executive order. Governor Bryant's press secretary said thank ya much but that is just an opinion and you know what they say about opinions. The opinion is posted below. The Medicaid scrum continues.
Yes, it's possible.
Believe it or not, there is a mayor who is worse than William Truly or Frank Melton. Meet the Mayor of Port Allen, Louisiana. She's only been in office a few months and is already breaking records in well, I'll let you figure it out. Here is a thread on Tigerdroppings.com. New info is added throughout the pages and is worth reading. Nothing like a minister who has an S class Benz for the home, runs a church out of the home, and then drives a 20 year old Honda to city hall so she can look like common folk. Pour a drink and enjoy this thread.
Click Here to Read More..Barrier to crime?
Anyone want to bet Stokes will raise hell about this at the next board meeting?
WJNT yesterday
Hinds County Court Judge Bill Skinner and Clinton Mayor-Elect, District 4 Supervisor, Retired Brigadier General, and First Man of Clinton Phil Fisher appeared on the show yesterday.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
2013 Legislative Expense Report
The Mississippi Constitution directs the Auditor to publish an annual report on legislative expenses. Here it is.
Time to Partaaaay!!!
Check this list to see if your hood gets a Chokwe Tour Stop. No word if Kenny Wayne and J-Rock Horhn will attend.
Judge Skinner protests drug court cuts & closures
Hinds County Youth Court Judge Bill Skinner blasted the state for cutbacks in funding for drug courts in an address to the Hinds County Board of Supervisors Monday. The board awarded $50,000 to the Hinds County Youth Drug Court to keep it operating for the rest of the fiscal year.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
More savagery
Drugging the kids
Dr. Pieter Cohen of the Harvard Medical School and Dr. Nicolas Rasmussen (Ph.D.) attacked the increasing use of drugs to handle problems such as ADHD in the Wall Street Journal:
Monday, June 17, 2013
Hinds Supes bring back 3/5 but it's not a compromise
As soon as Phil Fisher leaves on June 30, 40% of Hinds County voters will not have representation on the board. Watch the videos below to see what I mean, as Robert Graham gavels down all opposition and refuses to let anyone in the audience speak.
And a local blogger responds....
Local blogger Stacey Spiehler had a few things to say about the matter on A Housewife in Flip-Flops:
The Speakah on Medicaid
Speaker of the Mississippi House of Representatives Philip Gunn said no to Medicaid expansion in this editorial submitted to JJ:
Sunday, June 16, 2013
FOOD FIGHT!!!
Wyatt Emmerich (Northside Sun) and Donna Ladd (Jackson Free Press) decided to tie one on on the JFP website. Then when Donna stalls out, Ronni Mott jumps in to help her boss.
Friday, June 14, 2013
APRs for other Mississippi Division I schools
How are the academic progress rates for the other universities in Mississippi? Let's take a look.
Pandora's box opened?
A telecom executive disclosed some rather um, interesting capabilities of how far technology has advanced in terms of data mining on Rush Limbaugh's show yesterday. Yeah, I know, the libs will say its Limbaugh. Read the transcript for yourself:
This week on WJNT
Wednesday was Perry Day as Brian came on in the first half hour and Pete came on in the second half. Pete gave us an update on the Hattiesburg election contest.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
A tale of two plants -- Kemper and Edwardsport
Mississippi Power Company's Kemper County clean coal plant is following in the foot steps of Duke Energy's Edwardsport clean coal plant, which has been riddled by cost overruns and startup problems.
NCAA bans MVSU from postseason in big three sports
The NCAA banned Mississippi Valley State University from participating in postseason play in baseball, football, and men's basketball in the 2013-2014 academic year due to low academic progress scores.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
A.G. draft opinion: Legal to ban firearms in courthouses and on private property. UPDATED
Update: The official opinion is posted below. I have not had time to review it in regards to this post.
The Mississippi Attorney General stated firearms can be banned from courthouses and private property in an opinion drafted for Sheriff Brad Lance. The A.G. said such restrictions can take place even under the "open-carry" law that goes into effect on July 1. The opinion is in draft form and is not an official statement of the Attorney General.
Amy: Show me the money.... and where it came from.
AP reporter Jeff Amy discusses Mississippi's weak campaign finance laws in his weekly column:
GOP issues resolution on Medicaid
The Mississippi Republican Party issued this resolution opposing Medicaid expansion:
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
More Dupree shenanigans. Is Hattiesburg Canton?
Update: It gets MUCH better. 55 minutes of surveillance footage from that night is missing. Just routine. City says cameras shut down after a long period of inactivity. Um, yeah.
600 absentees. Unlocked City Hall and Vault. Nearly half the affidavit ballots tossed. Now a Hattiesburg resident says Dupree people voted for Dupree in his place. WDAM reports:
Suit seeks to stop Jackson's sale of $90 million bonds
Attorney Herb Irvin, Don Hewitt, and Advanced Technology Building Solutions filed an objection to the validation of $90 million in special obligation bonds for the city of Jackson in Hinds County Chancery Court last week. The sale of the bonds will fund work on Jackson's water and sewer system. Siemens is the contractor on the project.
Kids get fired up for testing
Kids over at North Jackson Elementary had a little pep rally for MCT2 tests:
Monday, June 10, 2013
Gipson: Open-carry will be legal
State Representative Andy Gipson submitted this column on open-carry legislation for your review. Note: That is open-carry of firearms, not open containers of beer.
The Miracle Ride
Nice video of the bikers riding for Blair Batson last weekend:
Doctor quits taking insurance, services become cheaper.
A Maine doctor decided to quit accepting all insurance and require his patients to pay for all services out of their pocket. The doctor discovers his services became much cheaper as he was able to lower his overhead:
Bennie's bling
Thought I'd dig through Bennie's campaign finance reports. Think his donors are all liberal Democrats, unions, and other similarly-thinking groups? Nope. His donors have a certain corporate, maybe even Republican air about them, you know, what he accused Jonathan Lee of being. Here are the donors since 2012 that gave over $1,000:
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Is travel ball really this bad?
Some posts from another site about youth baseball. Are the parents really this bad? This particular thread was about "travel ball".
Friday, June 7, 2013
NCAA b****-slaps the Dawgs
NCAA announced sanctions against the Mississippi State University football program today:
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Unlocked City Hall. Opened vault. Ballot boxes inside. What could possibly go wrong?
WJNT this week
Discussed the Governor's comments and other minutia on then worst radio show in Mississippi.
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Sand Dollar robbery convictions
Rankin-Madison District Attorney Michael Guest announced the following convictions in the 2011 Sand Dollar robbery:
Another scrum on Medicaid expansion
The Democrats held a press conference and announced a "new" plan for Medicaid expansion that supposedly is similar to the "Arkansas plan":
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Election thread.
Interesting night last night. Richard White became Mayor of Byram. Phil Fisher kicked ass in Clinton. Bolden held on to win in a squeaker against Fire legend Chip Matthews as he only got over 90% of the vote. Greg Davis went down and went down in a way he'd not prefer. The Republicans lost Tupelo and Meridian. GOP spin doctors will probably say this is good to challenge the party or something like that. Then there is Hattiesburg. Johnny lost by over 150 votes when the regular votes were counted last night. BUT after counting part of the absentee and affidavit ballots, he now has a 33 vote lead. If I read the news correctly last night, there were nearly 600 such ballots... almost as many as there were in Jackson two weeks ago. Then there is Chokwe. He is now the Mayor-elect of Jackson. He worked for it, took nothing for granted, and earned the victory. Feel free to comment.
Click Here to Read More..Its Stokes. Nuff said. (Video)
Stokes raised hell about the Byram-Clinton-Bolton corridor project Monday at the regular meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors. Mr. Stokes said the county was wasting "millions" on a parkway that would never be finished while the county ignored mosquito spraying, summer jobs programs for teens, and other pet projects of his.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Meanwhile up in Canton.....
No word of this in a certain "local tabloid" but there is a write-in campaign currently underway for Mayor Truly in Canton today. It even has a Facebook page:
Phil to Judge: "Bring it on"
Hinds County District 4 Supervisor Phil Fisher had a heated exchange with Hinds County Justice Court Judge Ivory Britton at the board meeting. The topic of discussion was using $276,000 of unspent stimulus money the Board awarded to justice court in 2010. Judge Britton told the board it could use the money as the judges had not spent approximately $900,000 of the $1.1 million allocation.
We report, you decide. Phil Bryant edition.
Our Governor made the Washington ****:
Deacon Jones: R.I.P.
Great guy. Shows his more poetic side in this commercial.
Does Mississippi have too many lawyers?
The Law School Tuition Bubble blog reported Mississippi has the worst ratio of law school graduates to available jobs in the country. The blog estimated there are over 10 law grads for every available job. The closest state was Michigan.... at 6.48:1. Check out the rankings here.
Monday, June 3, 2013
Carnage in Canton (Updated). Is John Bell the new Ronnie Chappell?
Supervisors fire Overby and Hall. Votes to buy bank building for tax assessor and collector.
WJNT last week
Pete Perry came on the show last week. I think you will enjoy the second half of the show as he discussed the shenanigans that took place in Canton.
Postponed.
The trials for Spencer Copeland, Cresco (C.E.) Frazier, Jr., Austin Frazier, and Claiborne Frazier are continued until September 30, 2013. The latest entry in the case states:
Horror in Canton
A filmmaker is producing a horror film in Canton. Here is the story first seen on Local 98:
Cole: Governor trying to influence Ethics Commission
Mississippi Democratic Party Chairman Rickey L. Cole sent the following letter to the Ethics Commission:
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Genius
Check out how brilliant this congressman is in explaining his opposition to the Keystone pipeline.
FOOD FIGHT!!!
Yup. Food fight between.......... the Clarion-Ledger and the Jackson Free Press. A media war. Now we're talking.
Landmark proposals now available.
Here are the final and earlier proposals for the Landmark Building to be used as a future home of the Department of Revenue.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Obama administration tries to criminalize reporting
Attorney Theodore Boutrous, Jr. blasted the Obama administration on the pages of the Wall Street Journal for "running roughshod" over the press as it attempts to criminalize basic reporting. Mr. Boutrous has represented Dow Jones, the Associated Press, and other news organizations. The esquire wrote:
Ergon DOR proposal
Finally got my hands on the other two proposals for the DOR site that was awarded to Clinton. Here is the Ergon proposal. I will post the Landmark proposal tomorrow.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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