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Breaking: Madison Board of Alderman call for Supervisor Tim Johnson to resign
Food fight!!
 Real estate ramblings
Landowner accuses Madison County developer of subdividing her land without her consent
 More real estate ramblings
 Is the new Director of Tulane's Madison campus on the board of FAIM?
 Stacy Pickering: What the hell?
 Fireworks in Madison today
 Madison County Supervisor owns land next to projects he supports with his votes
 Did Karl Banks hide his ownership in Miller-Banks?
 Award-winning Ridgeland police officer commits perjury in DUI case
 Time to return fire on Karl Banks
 Madison County comptroller's home in foreclosure
 Billy Redd running for Madison County supe
Bar suspends Madison prosecutor
STANDOFF
 Canton junta at it again
 Canton rezoning fight today
 D.A. Guest operates collection agency while D.A.
 Supes reject streaming online
 More on the Madison carjacker
Another substitute of trustee notice filed against Sartain
Judgment filed against Lost Rabbit
 Madison County shenanigans spill over into Madison County
 Madison Supers & MDOT go at it
 Michael Guest advertises child rapist as captured when he is actually free
 The Queen speaks
 Local attorney arrested for domestic violence
 More Lost Rabbit skirmishing
 Suspected child perv captured. Photo below
 Bipartisanship comes to Madison County
 Board of Engineer's rejects Warnock's complaint
 Shame on the Clarion-Ledger
 Auditor: Contracts geared to protect engineer's interest instead of taxpayers
 More Lost Rabbit woes
 Pickering releases audit on Madison County
 Tim Johnson to Pickering: "You lack the authority to mandate"
 Madison County Food Fight
 Editorial: Hiring of Madison County lobbyist not legal
 Board of Supervisors pays Eric Hamer over $24,000 a month, no contract, for over two years
The Eric Hamer invoices. I report. You decide.
WLBT covering Hamer invoice story tonight
  Redistricting gone amuck
Redistricting maps are out.
 Hatch Act and Madison County Sheriff's race
Madison BOS sue to extend qualifying deadline
Psycho arrested by feds was once a drug-planting cop
Proposed maps are out
Taggart, Herring, Wilson show up to fight Madison BOS
Madison Supes: The fix is in.
Chief Houston steps down
Harbour campaign releases advisory opinion
We report, you decide.
Is there NOTHING in Mississippi the Blackmons don't want to destroy?
Federal judge dismisses Madison County lawsuit
D.I. Smith stands up to Canton
Blackmon and her gang step it up against Nissan
 Madison County finance reports
Supes oppose Canton suit Video included
 Ruling? What ruling?
 Madison GOP asks court for clarification
DOJ pre-clears Madison County 
Ed Blackmon, his cufflinks, and votes on Nissan
Hearing set in Canton annexation

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).

Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.

In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.