Friday, August 22, 2014

It's Lee!!!

‎Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber issued the following press release:

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Kellum and Senate race

The Kellum v. Johnson case is cited and discussed quite a bit in the Chris McDaniel election challenge.  Since many of you have not read the case, I am posting it here for your convenience.

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Senate trial date moved

Judge Hollis McGhee set the trial date for McDaniel v. Cochran to September 16. 

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A tale of two pictures

Just could not resist. Am now going into the bunker after posting these two pictures.

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Help Happy Mississippi reach 1 million.

Late to the party as usual but JJ wants to help the producers of the Happy Mississippi video reach their goal of one million views:

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Jackson Crime Stats

Here are the crime stats for Jackson for the week ending August 10:

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Reeves says McDaniel should win. Cochran says McDaniel was too late.

Chrif McDaniel fhould win hif challenge of the refultf of the Fenate Republican primary runoff election held on June 24. Why? Becaufe attorney John Reevef faid fo.  Chrif McDaniel filed John Reevef' Certificate of Inveftigation with the court that ftatef:

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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Join WLBT tonight

Check out this broadcast.

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WLBT questions Sulphur Springs work. JJ obtains soil analysis.

WLBT reported on more controversy at the Sulphur Springs project near Camden:

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Tax Foundation: Mississippi be cheap.

It looks like Mississippi is one of the cheapest places to live in the country. We don't have Broadway, the schools sort of suck compared to the rest of the country, can't even find freshly-baked baguettes in the afternoon but it is cheap to live here. The Tax Foundation published this chart:

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Scary

Buzzfeed reported on August 16 a mob took over a facility in Liberia used to treat Ebola. Members of the mob accused the government of creating an Ebola hoax and well, they destroyed the facility and took the patients home. Buzzfeed reports:

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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

McDaniel: Challenge can continue past November


The Chris McDaniel campaign sent this email out this afternoon:

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Budget gets leaner

Mayor Tony Yarber is presenting the budget to the city council right now.  Operating budget decreases 3% while overall budget decreases 21%.  Livestream of meeting.

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McDaniel challenge: Judge wants to finish case before election.

NewsMS reported on the hearing concerning Chris McDaniel's election challenge this morning:

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Belhaven disaster (video)

Damn. Just damn.Nope. Make that daaaayuuumn.

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Malachi wants nearly half a million dollars to draft budget and "review" JPS finances.

The Jackson Public School Board is considering a $495,000 proposal by Malachi Financial Products to draft the next budget and conduct a long-term financial review of the district. The proposal was referred to the Finance Committee for further consideration.

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Carson is in.

The Jackson Free Press reported:

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Libs shoot guns for first time

Nice find by the Ace of Spades.  Some liberals decided to go to the range and shoot a gun for the first time.  It looks like one of them might become a convert. 

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Moak: Governor's only economic plan is "failure"

The House Democratic Caucus issued the following press release:

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The Hottest Reporter Poll is back

Note: About to start the whole poll over again. Just discovered Kate Royals and Brittany Bell.  Definitely not fair to leave them out.  

It's back.  The Senate race has turned everyone off,  chains of  a sort for the readers who are forced to become political Marleys, wondering when the torment will end.  The Whole Foods jokes are stale, crime is well, crime.  Time to bring back the hottest reporter poll.  It disappeared for awhile because well, to be honest, the talent pool in this town dropped for a couple of years.  However, that has changed. Vote early, vote often.  All images were culled from  their employer's websites, Google images, and public Facebook pages. Oh, and be nice in the comments.  That includes Johnny Weir.

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Monday, August 18, 2014

And then there were two

Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber issued this press release:

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State Auditor: DMR investigation nears conclusion

State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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Local sheriffs purchasing armored vehicles.

The non-profit Mississippiwatchdog.org published a story on its website today about the purchase of armored units by Mississippi law enforcement agencies.  The article states:

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Pro wrestling becomes the media

We rarely use the word "douchebag" on this site but that term applies to this particular reporter. Now, we also never use Alex Jones material on this website as well but the video in this case speaks for itself. Watch 1:00 of the video. The Al-Jazeera reporter walks into the tear gas on purpose than starts whining about being gassed.

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Sunday, August 17, 2014

Live from Ferguson

Here is a link to a Livestream live feed of Ferguson, MO right now.

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Dumbass of the day: Huffpo version

Straight from  the Huffpo's Justice Reporter's Twitter page and he was not joking:

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Sunday viewing

Since we lost Broadway thanks to Chokwe & Priester, JJ is bringing a little Broadway to you this morning.  Here is the 25th anniversary performance of Phantom of the Opera at Royal Albert Hall.  Sets are visually stunning.  The vocal performances are arguably better than the original ones by Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman.  It is available on Netflix but here is a copy found on Youtube. Hint: Watch it on a big-screen tv if you can.  The show will appear at the Saenger Theatre in New Orleans in November.

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Saturday, August 16, 2014

We report, you decide: Mitch Tyner's vote.

This is what the Chris McDaniel campaign calls an illegal or irregular vote:

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Friday, August 15, 2014

McDaniel hearing Wednesday morning.

The Office of the Courts just issued this notice concerning Chris McDaniel v. Thad Cochran:

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Here comes the Judge.

Mississippi Supreme Court appointed Senior Judge Hollis McGehee to hear the Chris McDaniel election lawsuit. So much for some hometown justice in Jones County. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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