Friday, March 21, 2025

Byram Still Wants Freedom

The city of Byram got some good news from Uncle Sam recently.  

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Live from Lakeland Drive

No need to wait for Whatever Night RAW.

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Shrimp Enchiladas

A favorite pastime of Clinton folks is to criticize our perfectly fine Mexican Restaurants. Yes, we do have our share of them, but they all have good crowds every day and the food they serve is fine. As for me, I like all of them, some more than others, but here is a way to avoid all of them by eating at home if you think they are not up to your standards.


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Thursday, March 20, 2025

Coming Soon

 One of the best action movies ever made returns to the big screen.

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Customers Sue Yazoo Utility Over Ransomware Attack

Customers sued the Yazoo Valley Electric Power Association in federal court after the utility waited six months to notify them their names and Social Security numbers might have been stolen.  The attack affected more than 20,000 customers. 

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Board Votes to Move Math & Science School to MSU

 The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 A dumbass decided to haul ass straight into a building in the Fondren.  Watch, courtesy of WAPT. 

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Moody's Withdraws Jackson Bond Ratings

Jackson's financial picture suffered another blow last summer when Moody's Investor Service withdrew the rating for general and special obligation from the city of Jackson because - what else - the city couldn't produce an audit for the 2023 fiscal year.  Moody's reported July 2024: 

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Oops!

 It appears someone dropped the ball on absentee ballots in Jackson recently.  The city of Jackson sent the this letter to those who voted absentee: 

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Let's Get Ready to Rumble in Northeast Jackson

 There will be a forum for the Ward 1 City Council candidates tonight at Christ United Church. 

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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Coleman Gets 15 Years in Express Grain Scam

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Drive-by Shooters Follow Muse to Prison

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Live from Downtown!

 If it's action you want, Monday nights in downtown Jackson are the place to be.  Exhibit A: North State Street by the Hookah Bar, courtesy of our man on the street, Karterpound.

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Robert St. John: The Romance of a Pig Farm

SEVILLE— No one expects to use the word romantic when talking about a pig farm. But standing in the soft morning light, in the rolling hills of southern Spain, watching Iberian pigs roam free under a canopy of ancient cork and oak, that’s the only word that kept coming to mind.

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Kirksey Nix Strikes Out in Freedom Bid, Appeals

The mastermind of the murder of Circuit Judge Vincent Sherry and his wife will remain behind bars for the rest of his life after U.S. District Judge Keith Starrett denied Kirksey Nix's motion for compassionate release in February.  

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Sid Salter: Anti-Doxxing Bills Vex Legislatures

In 2019, Mississippi adopted legislation and then-Gov. Phil Bryant signed into law House Bill 1205 – authored by Reps. Jerry Turner and Mark Baker – that asserted privacy rights at the intersection of technology, privacy and political lanes.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Food Fight, Literally

 A pizzeria in Meridian went full Frank Melton on its crew.  Dayumn. 

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Flashback: Marcus Wallace & the Case of the Disappearing $4 Million

Note: This is a reprint of a post published on June 17, 2019. 

In Jackson, all roads lead back to Siemens and the Hemphill-M.A.C. feud is no exception.  An old lawsuit may explain why Hemphill Construction is going to such lengths to gets its money from  Marcus Wallace.  Hemphill sued M.A.C. after Marcus Wallace withdrew $4 million from a joint checking account without the required approval from Hemphill Construction.  Needless to say, Hemphill was none too pleased by the withdrawal and sued Regions as well as Mr. Wallace and M.A.C. Construction.  

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Who Do You Want for Mayor?

 Jacksonian John Zehr created a poll for the April 1 Jackson Mayoral Democratic Primary on Survey Monkey.  Vote here.  

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Hackers Hit Yazoo Utility

Utility did not notify customers of data breach for months.  

The Mississippi Public Service Commission issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Don't poke the bear is a true saying.  However, what happens if someone pokes the bull? 

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PBM Bill is a Litmus Test

Governor Haley Barbour would often say, "good policy makes good politics" as an encouragement to stay focused on the mission of economic growth (and as a warning against allowing the superficiality of politics to influence complex policy). Occasionally, an important issue crops up in the Legislature that serves as a good test for lawmakers with stark contrast of good policy vs local politics.

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DUI Killer Gets 25 Years

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Monday, March 17, 2025

The Covid Coverup

German intelligence determined with 85% certainty in 2020 the origin of the Covid-19 virus was a leak from a Chinese bioresearch lab in Wuhan.   The German newspaper Die Zeit reported: 

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Get Fit With Horhn

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Mayor Holds Regular Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his regular press conference.  It is live-streamed below. 

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Indicted Capitol Police Officer Accuses AG of Playing Both Sides

 Can the Attorney General play offense and defense in court?  Tis the question asked by a Capitol Police officer the Attorney General is prosecuting and representing.  

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Tips for Insurance Claims due to March 14-15 Storms

Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement for those affected by the recent storms across Mississippi. 

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Why We Can't Have Nice Things

 The city of Clinton announced on social media February 28: 

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Sunday, March 16, 2025

Funny of the Day

 Some people just can't let some things go....

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Don't Worry About It

Worry, worry, worry.  It seems its all we do some times.  The drug companies have made a fortune off worrying as Americans down Xanax and other pills by the ton every year.  Well, there is a cheaper and yes, better way to handle worry.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached "don't worry about it." That's right, turn those problems over, quit worrying about them, and enjoy life as it was meant to be enjoyed.    Speaking of joy, enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below.  

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Nature's Fury

Scenes from nature's destruction yesterday.

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Bill Crawford: Legislature Wants More Government

The latest effort to reduce the overwhelming number of state agencies, boards, and commissions fizzled. So, we’re headed up again, not down?

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Flashback: First to Squeal

 The name of Joe Valachi dominated front pages everywhere, even those of the Clarion-Ledger, in the fall of 1963.  Valachi was the first member of the Mafia to squeal and squeal he did before a Congressional committee on the inner workings of La Cosa Nostra.  To think it all started with Vito Genovese giving him the "kiss of death" while serving time together.  Forget The Godfather, this is the real story of the mob.

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Earthquake!

 An areal east of Magee suffered an earthquake that registered 3.0 on the Richter scale.  The U.S. Geological Survey reported: 

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Senate Passes Squatters Bill

A bill that will help law enforcement prosecute squatters and phony realtors unanimously passed the Mississippi State Senate Wednesday.  

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Man Convicted for Killing Friend

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.

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D.L. Gardner: When Cool Was Cool

Remember when cool was cool? High school and Hollywood were cool. Substance had nothing to do with cool. Popularity is the key to cool. It’s not necessarily what somebody has. Many times it’s what cool people don’t have unlike all of the rest of us. Most of us are not cool. We’re just regular folks.

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Friday, March 14, 2025

Hopes for Jackson

Some people try to make where they live a better place.  Dallis Ketchum is one of those people.  The creator of Neighborhouse in Belhaven discusses his hopes for Jackson and what can be done to achieve them on the Empower Mississippi podcast with Grant Callen. 

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No Comment!

Warning: Graphic video posted below.  May not be safe for work or kids.  

When will it be last call for Last Call? 

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Is $100 Million Sportsplex Stalled?

 The southwest corner of the intersection of Highway 51 and Weisenberger Road in Gluckstadt remains wilderness as no steps have been taken to build a $100 million sportsplex developers passed a year ago.  


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MCPP: Why Does Legislature Struggle to Pass Conservative Policy?

The Mississippi legislature has a clear conservative mandate yet sometimes struggles to get things done. Why?

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Stuffed Pasta Shells

 I love Pasta! Did you know, if you use the Italian word for the shape and style of pasta you use in a dish, Folks will think you are some kind of hotshot cook? At that point, your meal will be halfway toward a successful effort. 


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Thursday, March 13, 2025

The Mayor Wants You (r Money)!

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is seeking donations for his legal defense fund.  WLBT reported: 

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World War III?

 A woman described a scene in South Jackson last night as "World War 3."  

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JPD Officer Charged with Domestic Violence

 A JPD officer stands accused of pointing a gun at his girlfriend and forcing her to crash into another vehicle as he chased her down the road.  

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The Lights of Broadway

 Worried that Broadway might not return to Jackson next year? Consider this option.  

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Ewwwwwww!

 Something shiggity was going on between a man and his dog.  Action 5 News in Memphis reported: 

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Shad Gets a Taxman

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Oops!

 Can you spot the mistake? 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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