Monday, January 31, 2022

Camera Found in Girls' Locker Room

 Bayou Academy (Cleveland) issued the following letter to parents. 

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Dan Berger: Blended Red Wines

One of the most popular categories of wines in the last two years is the nearly ubiquitous blended red wine, which is so popular that it has become synonymous with everyday drinking for millions of Americans.

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Boondocks to Close

 It is a sad day in the Jackson metro area.  Boondocks announced on Facebook: 

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Trouble at Sal & Mookies (Updated)

 A disgruntled employee shot out two windows at Sal and Mookies in Jackson this morning.  JPD arrived within three minutes of receiving the emergency call and caught the man before he left the premises. Thankfully, no one was hurt. 

Update: Owner Jeff Good addressed the incident in a Facebook video that is posted below. 

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Jabbing at Germantown

 Some gentlemen at Germantown High School engaged in a little debate recently.  Although the arguements did not reach the heights explored by Cicero, there was no lack of motivation among the participants.

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Fleeing the Sinking Ship

 Marlon Walker said enough is enough and said see ya to the Clarion-Ledger.  The Executive Editor of the "state newspaper" moved to the Marshall Project after only nine months in the job. The Marshall Project announced: 

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Sunday, January 30, 2022

This Dore's For You

 Our favorite commie comedian, Jimmy Dore, had a bit of fun with Neil Young.  Can't say the rusted hypocrite didn't deserve it.  Things get a little interesting at 4:30.  Nothing like seeing someone catching hell for his own side. Enjoy. 

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More Carjackers Caught

JPD caught more alleged carjackers yesterday. Good work. 

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Learning From Failure

The late Dr. Frank Pollard discussed learning from failure in this 1993 sermon.  As a bonus, he took on the Bible-thumpers as well.  If you can't make it to church, enjoy the sermon.  

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Bill Crawford: Is There Room for Everyone on Governor's Love Boat?

 Welcome to the looooove boat, M’issippi style!

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Saturday, January 29, 2022

Watch Your Surroundings

A woman posted this message on social media today.  Watch your surroundings. 

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Belhaven Carjackers Await Hearing

 Look who popped up in jail today.  Check out their ages.  It's all a game.  Wonder if these suspects are some of the Stones.

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Ted Rall: Clean Our Mess: Release Guantanamo Detainees in the US, Close the Camp

 Parents teach their children: You make a mess, you clean it up.

    Twenty years ago, the United States government transformed its naval base at Guantanamo Bay into a legal, moral and foreign-policy disaster. It's time for President Joe Biden to fulfill his promise to complete the task his predecessors didn't have the wisdom or desire to do: close America's gulag.

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Friday, January 28, 2022

City Council to Vote on Belhaven Tax Election

 Check out what appeared on the agenda for next week's meeting of the Jackson City Council: 

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Belhaven Carjackers Caught

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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New 46-Count Indictment Hits News

The list of indictments against the News continues to grow.  A Hinds County grand jury returned a 46-count indictment against Nancy New and her son Zach on January 13.   The charges include bribery, conspiracy, embezzlement, fraud, forgery, and racketeering.  The grand jury indicted the News two years ago for embezzlement, conspiracy, and making fraudulent statements.

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Pearl Princess is Children's Miracle Network Champ

 Annie Oeth authored the following essay for UMC. 

When Nolee Jones grows up, she wants to be a registered nurse, perhaps caring for children who started life as she did, with a congenital heart condition.

Nolee, whose heart was mended by surgeons at Children’s of Mississippi, is the state’s 2022 Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals Champion. The 8-year-old from Pearl stays healthy by seeing her cardiologist at the Children’s Heart Center at the state’s only children’s hospital. 


 

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EPA Warns Jackson Again

The EPA issued the following statement.  The press release is rather long so the part applicable to Jackson has been highlighted in red text for the reader's convenience.  

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Thursday, January 27, 2022

It's All About the Swag

 SNL had quite a bit of fun at the expense of the new New York Mayor although one can argue the Mayor asked for it. Enjoy.

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Middle School Melee in Gluckstadt

 A brawl broke out at Germantown Middle School last week.  The video posted below shows at least six students engaged in fisticuffs while their shocked classmates watched.

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Former MDE Director Indicted Again

 A former MDE Executive Director just keeps getting in trouble.  A federal grand jury indicted Cerissa Neal in August 2021 for trying to fraudulently obtain a PPP loan.   This is the second time Neal has been indicted for fraud in less than two years. 

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Water Bill Assistance Available to Poor

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Barbarism on Display

If you thought the downtown shootout that took place yesterday was bad, check out this little incident from Elysian Fields during afternoon rush hour Monday. 

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Complaint Reveals More Express Grain Fraud

 This article originally appeared on The Taxpayers Channel website. 

On January 24, UMB Bank filed new papers in the personal bankruptcy case of John Coleman, the president of Express Grain, which is also in bankruptcy.

In these new papers, UMB Bank alleges that Coleman filed numerous falsified reports to UMB Bank indicating repeatedly that EG owned more beans than it actually did, counting beans sold to others as EG's property, for purposes of obtained credit from UMB Bank that it was not entitled to under their loan agreement.

UMB Bank also discloses, for the first time, that the audit report provided to UMB Bank by John Coleman and Express Grain differed substantially from what Horne LLP, the company's auditors, had prepared and provided to Express Grain.

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Robert St. John: Recipe Inspiration

Recipe inspiration comes from many places. In the early days of our first restaurant, I ended up in the kitchen after our opening chef was fired on the first night. The extent of my cooking ability at that time was that I had asked for, and received, and Easy Bake Oven for Christmas.

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Sid Salter: State, Local Governments Coping with Tax Impacts of Cord-cutting & Streaming

 Local TV stations, cable providers, and companies selling satellite or dish technologies – not to mention the major television news and entertainment networks – are increasingly staggering under the rise of competition from new and potent digital news and entertainment competitors.

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Homicide Near Fondren Park

 JPD issued the following statement

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Former Miss Mississippi's Husband Murdered

 The husband of former Miss Mississippi Christine Kozlowski Hand was murdered last weekned.  WSFA reported:

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Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Funny of the Day

 The SNL crew was actually funny last weekend as they nailed some of our favorite ESPN loudmouths. 

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Ben Shapiro: The Quest to Destroy Work

 This week, after spending time vacationing in the disease-ridden hellscape known as Florida, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., came down with COVID-19. It was a tragic blow to the irrepressible Instagram star, who was forced to quarantine. But then, like an extraordinarily inaniloquent phoenix rising from the ashes of the dread omicron variant, she returned to her web audience with a message for the ages. 

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Drive-By Downtown

There was a drive-by shooting that took place in downtown Jackson. A man in another vehicle shot up an Infiniti vehicle near High Street, wounding the male driver and female passenger. The Infinit came to a stop at the intersection of Capitol and Lamar streets. Witnesses said there were bullet holes in the windshield.  Pictures of the crime scene and victim are posted below.  More information will be posted when available.

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Cancelled: Vaccine Mandate

 OSHA will withdraw the vaccine mandate tomorrow.

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Will Leg Approve "Double-Dip" Bill for MDOT?

 Frank Corder authored this column on Y'all Politics.  It is reprinted with the site's permission.

The issue of whether a state elected official should be able to draw on their retirement and receive a state salary as required by law has raised its head once again.

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Agenda Today: Trash Talk

 The Jackson City Council will discuss yet again the garbage contract.  The agenda states: 

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Oops!

Apparently a legislator thinks a law doesn't apply to him or her.  

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Monday, January 24, 2022

Dan Berger: Aromatic Intrusions

 I renamed it the "unhappy hour," even though the thought was appreciated.

    The hotel put out two wines at 4 p.m. in its lobby, a white and a red. A sign invited guests to help themselves. Ignoring that the wine wasn't exciting, I nonetheless poured two glasses and we sat on a couch.

    Then I noticed what most other hotel guests never would have: the smells. 

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Restaurant Assn: More Covid Relief Needed

 The Mississippi Hospitality & Restaurant Association issued the following press release. 

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UMC Gets $3 Million Federal Grant for Employee Stress

UMC issued the following statement. 

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Farmers Want to Liquidate Express Grain

 110 Delta farmers have had enough and asked a bankruptcy judge to dissolve Express Grain Friday.  The Greenwood grain elevator is currently in chapter 11 bankruptcy.   The farmers shipped their harvests to Express Grain last fall but were never paid for their crops. 

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Boil Water Notice in CCJ

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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We Report, You Decide: Senate "CRT" Bill

 The Black Caucus of the Mississippi Senate walked out during the voter over a bill that supposedly banned Mississippi schools from teaching critical race theory.  Was the walkout justified? Check out SB #2113.  It is posted below.

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Sunday, January 23, 2022

Water Issues Continue in South Jackson

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Sunday Morning Sermon

 If you overslept and missed church, enjoy this 1993 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson). 

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Remembering Meatloaf

It seemed appropriate to honor Meatloaf's passing in this fashion.

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Bill Crawford: Remembering Lusia Harris, a Stellar Mississippi Athlete

 Once upon a time the late Orley Hood was just a sports writer. Back in 1976 when he would head to Delta State to cover basketball, I would drive over from Charleston where I was a weekly newspaper editor to enjoy his company and watch the games. When there was room, he would let me sit by him at the scorer’s table where I would sort of keep unofficial stats.

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Saturday, January 22, 2022

D.L. Gardner: Negative Vaccine Efficacy & Immune Fatigue

Brace yourself for some new terms: negative vaccine efficacy and immune fatigue. Yes, both terms are very relevant to the latest COVID data. 

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Show Us the Money, Jackson.

The Lumumba administration still has not produced the 2020 comprehensive annual financial report even though it was due June 30.  

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The Black Hole of Alabama

 Don't drive through Brookside, Alabama if you want to avoid getting a ticket or having your vehicle towed.  The town has become a poster child for tickets traps.  How bad is Brookside? Brookside is so bad that even the Sheriff and District Attorney said it goes too far.  The Birmingham News reported: 

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Friday, January 21, 2022

Ted Rall: Perhaps We Need More Uncertainty, Maybe

 "We know where they are," Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said in March 2003 about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. "They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." We found nothing. Rumsfeld knew nothing. A year after the invasion, most voters believed the Bush administration had lied America into war. 

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Flashback Friday: Oops! Edition

 Well, well, well, this video is pretty interesting.   The Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries, and Parks August 2020 Board meeting included a discussion of the quarantine  of high-fence enclosures for deer. What is interesting is the enclosures belonged to Brett Favre and Flowood Mayor Gary Rhoads. Check it out. 

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Ridgeland Man Arrested for Animal Cruelty

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Federalis to the Rescue

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Bigger Pie: David Wins Round in CON Fight

 If you believe that free and competitive markets deliver better quality at lower costs, you will enjoy reading the decision handed down by U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves yesterday in the case of Charles Slaughter vs. Dr. Thomas Dobbs as the Mississippi State Health Officer. The case concerns Certificate of Needs (CON) laws that are pervasive in Mississippi’s healthcare arena.

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Rankin Wins Walmart Tax Fight

Rankin County issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, January 20, 2022

End of an Era: Primos Sells Out

 The Primos family sold the restaurants.  WLBT reports:

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Be on the Lookout for __________

 A Raymond homeowner was wounded during an attempted robbery today.  WJTV reported:

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Express Grain = Worldcom?

Express Grain submitted phony audits to state. 

Express Grain Terminals, LLC continued Mississippi's grand literary history of creative writing as it submitted rather creative financial statements to the Mississippi Department of Agriculture & Commerce when it renewed its grain warehouse licenses.  Phony logos were used, losses were understated by $20 million, and warnings of impending doom were just plain erased.  Both the accurate and fraudulent audits are posted below.  

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News Face More Indictments

 A Hinds County grand jury returned an additional 46-count indictment against Nancy New and her son, Zachary.  There is no record of a new indictment against the News.  However, Hinds County Circuit Judge Faye Peterson stated in her order of continuance issued yesterday: 

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Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Shootout (Updated with Video)

 Yet another shootout took place in Jackson this afternoon.  

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County Emergency Manager Busted

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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MELTDOWN!!!

 Thomas showed up yet again on the KIM Waaaaaaaade radio show.  You know what that means.  Enjoy. 

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Express Grain BK Swells to Over $150 Million

 The Express Grain fiasco continues to mushroom as the company reported additional debt in the bankruptcy case.  The Taxpayers Channel reported: 

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Robert St. John: It’s Good Work If You Can Get a Hobby

My 45-year working career has been varied and full. The first official paying job I held (after three years of mowing lawns) was in the summer of my 15th year when I worked as a janitor at my school stripping and waxing floors. That fall I started working full time as a disc jockey at a radio station. I also spun records at frat parties, high school dances, and in a local discotheque. After flunking out of college I started working in restaurants and fell in love with the industry. I loved it so much that I took a job managing one restaurant during the day and waiting tables at another at night. I couldn’t get enough.

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Sid Salter: Republicans Will Blame Biden for Inflation

 Watching the administration of President Joe Biden and his Democratic colleagues on Capitol Hill navigate the current round of economic woes, one struggles not to recall the tenure of another U.S. president who had the misfortune to govern during one of the most trying economic periods in the nation’s history.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2022

How 'Bout Them Cowboys?

 Needless to say, Stephen A. was funny yesterday.  Well, funny to the whole country unless you live in Dallas, right, Howard? 

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Ben Shapiro: The Great Re-Sorting is Here

 This week, the incoming New York City Mayor Eric Adams -- the supposed rational corrective to uber-radical outgoing Mayor Bill de Blasio -- announced that he would allow legislation to proceed allowing local voting for 800,000 noncitizens. The same week, the legislature in California took up a bill that would establish single-payer health care in the state, paying for the increase in costs by essentially doubling taxes.

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Trash Talk: Let the Games Begin. UPDATE: Contract Rejected

Update (1:43 PM): The City Council rejects the garbage contract on a 4-2 vote.  Only Grizzell and Lee voted for the administration's recommendation.  Stokes abstained. It should be noted the contract was not provided to the public and was dropped on the City Council at the last minute.  

Watch the Jackson City Council discussion over the proposed garbage contract.  How many times will the Mayor raise his voice? Will Stokes storm out of the room? Will people have to buy a 200 gallon garbage can? How does this all connect to Frank Melton and the Two Lakes Plan? Tune in below to find out.

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Today's Puzzler

 What seems to be missing from the "News section" in the Sunday edition of the Clarion-Ledger

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For Sale

 This is sad to see but it had to happen. 

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Trash Talk: Mayor Recommends Richard's Disposal

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba recommends Richard's Disposal of New Orleans gets the new garbage contract.  The agenda for today's meeting of the City Council states: 

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David L. Fights Back

 Hinds County District 2 Supervisor David L. Archie accused Sheriff Tyree Jones of interfering with the Board of Supervisors and warned him to stay in his lane.  Mr. Archie claims he is the President of the Board as does District 3 Supervisor Credell Calhoun. 

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Monday, January 17, 2022

Airport Evacuated

 The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority issued the following statement. 

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Honoring Dr. Martin Luther King or.....

 How Dr. King saved Star Trek.  Everyone else is honoring Dr. King with the usual videos, speeches, and memorials.  Well, JJ is going to honor Dr. King for another act he did.  Yes. Dr. King once saved Star Trek. Watch the video below.

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Rant of the Day

 This post appeared on a Facebook page oriented to our local politics.  What set him off is State Senator Angela Hill sponsored a bill to get rid of Certificate of Need laws, a worthy endeavor.  Just read the screed.

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Lock & Load (Updated)

 There is a prowler in the Heatherwood area.  A resident posted these messages and picture on social media. 

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Sunday, January 16, 2022

The Death Spiral Continues

 The Clarion-Ledger will cease its Saturday edition.  The state newspaper reported: 

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Funny of the Day

 I dunno how we missed this Super Bowl commercial from two years ago but since it's Bill Murray, it can't get old. 

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What to do With Your Past

 The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached on dealing with the past in the 1993 sermon posted below.  If you were snowed in, enjoy the substitute sermon. 

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Bill Crawford: “We the People” Timely for Bicenvicenquinquennial

 Here’s a word for you – semiquincentennial. 

What’s that mean? 

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Saturday, January 15, 2022

Worker Shortage Hits JTRAN

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: When Does the Emergency End?

We’re entering the third year of COVID, a worldwide pandemic, a health emergency that has spun off multitudes of other emergencies many of which have been purely political. We have masked up, social distanced, washed hands, quarantined inside, and locked down all in the name of a health emergency going into its third year. 

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Express Grain Update

It appears the Colemans went on a golf cart-buying spree just before Express Grain filed bankruptcy.  Express Grain asked the bankruptcy court's permission to sell 15 brand spanking-new golf carts and a truck yesterday.  The motion and invoices are posted below.

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Friday, January 14, 2022

Ted Rall: Corporate Journalists Are Blind to a Big COVID Lesson

 One of my complaints about mainstream media is that they recruit reporters from inside the establishment: Ivy League colleges, expensive graduate journalism programs, rival outlets with similar hiring practices. Some staffs develop admirable levels of gender and racial diversity. But they all come from the same elite class. Rich kids believe in the system and they accept its basic assumptions. 

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Jackson Animal Shelter: Jackson Hellhole

 It is said one can tell much about a person by how he treats animals.  The same adage applies to the city of Jackson.  The Best  Friends organization inspected the Jackson animal shelter on June 29, 2021.  No words can adequately describe the squalor and neglect discovered at the shelter.  Vet care is forgotten, poorly-trained employees abuse animals through neglect and incompetence, and animals suffer while the city turns a blind eye. The reports major findings are posted below.

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Mayor Fights Child Hunger

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement. 

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Sheriff Lays Down the Law

 There will apparently be no more episodes of the David L. Archie Show at the Hinds County Board of Supervisors.  

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Thursday, January 13, 2022

Supreme Court Blocks Vaccine Mandate

The Biden Administration's vaccine mandate for private employers is dead although it remains in place for healthcare facilities who participate in Medicare and Medicaid.  The Wall Street Journal reported: 

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The Belhaven Bunker

 The Greater Belhaven Neighborhood Foundation issued the following statement to its members. 

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Throwback Thursday

This post seemed appropriate given a current subject that is under discussion at the Capitol right now.  

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Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Express Grain Task Force Pushes Fix

 Commissioner of Agriculture & Commerce Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Y'all Comes Back

 Posted below is the second part of the interview with Bo Bounds on The Jambalaya with the Kingfish.  We discuss the local scene, Y'all Lifestyle, and of course, sports.

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Good Guys Stop Bad Guy

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Breakfast for Supper

 When I was a child there were several absolutes growing up in my mother’s home. There were the obvious good-manner requirements of saying, “Yes ma’am,” “No ma’am,” “Please,” and “Thank you,” along with the typical mom demand to, “Make sure and wash behind your ears. Brush your teeth,” and, “Make sure and use soap when you’re taking a bath. Don’t just sit and play in that water!”

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When All Hope is Gone

 The folks at SEC Shorts show how to be happy when one loses hope.  

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Sid Salter: Will Mississippi voters regain the ability to engage in the voter referendum process?

 As the 2022 regular session of the Mississippi Legislature moves forward, the question of the future of medical marijuana in the Magnolia State remains in limbo. Lawmakers appear in agreement on a plan to move forward on the issue, but Gov. Tate Reeves has other ideas.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Dr. Woodward: We are "Overwhelmed"

 UMC issued the following statement. 

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Salena Zito: COVID-19 Allowed Too Many to Pervert Their Power

 TRAFFORD, Pennsylvania -- For the first couple of weeks in December, a tiny, bare tulip tree, common in Appalachia, grows on the trail that hugs Turtle Creek and the eye of passersby. Decorated with cheerful homemade Christmas ornaments, it brought smiles to the faces of cyclists, runners and walkers who saw it every day.

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Officer Dope Might be..... a Dope

Defending yourself or your loved ones might land you in jail in Jackson.  Such incarceration almost happened Saturday after JPD threatened to arrest a woman who merely pointed a gun at a woman who has just brutally assaulted her elderly mother in their home. 

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The Headbangers Ball Returns

 Metalheads unite!!!  Megadeath and Lamb of God are coming to the Brandon Ampitheatre in April. 

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Express Grain: Is the End Nigh?

 Express Grain warned its employees the company will probably shut down in the near future.  The Taxpayers Channel reported: 

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Monday, January 10, 2022

Talking Trash

The Jackson City Council will discuss the garbage contract tomorrow. The scoring is posted below. Notice anything?

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Dan Berger: It's Champagne Season

It's Champagne season -- a line you might think indicates that this article is being published two weeks too late.

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Hosemann Proposes $4,700 Teacher Pay Raise

 Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Deal of the Day

 Palmetto State Armory has a sweet deal on the SAR9 through the end of the week.  The price does not include a $30 rebate. 

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

 Chauncy Reed walks free on the streets of Jackson as a proud graduate of the Hinds County Catch & Release program.  Readers might remember Mr. Reed tried to kill a Jackson police officer in May 2018 but he was never indicted.  To make matters worse, a grand jury indicted Reed for another shooting and a separate case of drug dealing but he got a nice little plea deal that made him eligible for parole in a couple of years and paroled he was.

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Happy New Year!!!

 Check out New Year's Eve at Hawkins Field. 

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Sunday, January 9, 2022

Funny of the Day

 Don Rickles and Clint Eastwood in front of a camera.  What could possibly happen?

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EEEEWWWW!!!!!

 Raw sewage took over Eubanks Creek this morning.  Pearl Riverkeeper posted on Facebook:

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Going Along

 Who else but the late Dr. Frank Pollard could combing the writings of Robert Frost and Dr. Suess into a meaningful part of a sermon?  If you slept through the rain this morning, enjoy the remedial sermon. 

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Bill Crawford: Nonsense v. Common Sense

 Listening to Gov. Tate Reeves and House Speaker Philip Gunn the top issue for Mississippi’s future is eliminating the personal income tax.

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Saturday, January 8, 2022

Too Cool!

 Want to take a ride with the Blue Angels?

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D.L. Gardner: Political Righteousness

Political righteousness, or “I ain’t stupid!” has been around since the beginning. “And the serpent said to the woman, ‘You surely shall not die! For God knows that in the day you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.’” Who would ever have thought a talking serpent would lie? 

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UMC Recommends Covid-19 Measures for Schools

 UMC issued the following statement. 

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FREEDOM!!!

 WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO POSTED BELOW! NSFW!!!

One of our local nomads decided to engage in some um, burlesque vaudeville at the intersection of Lakeland Drive and I-55 recently. 

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Friday, January 7, 2022

Ted Rall: Student Loans, a Silent Scandal No More

 Student loans, long a nonissue that ruined countless lives, have finally become a political flashpoint in the conflict between progressive and moderate Democrats. Yielding to lefties' pressure after Sen. Joe Manchin torpedoed Build Back Better, President Joe Biden has extended former President Donald Trump's pandemic relief to 43 million federal borrowers by pausing payments another three months, to May 1. 

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Oops!

 Lane Kiffin would be proud.  What are the analytics on this play? 

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Food Stamp Fraud Busted

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Someone didn't think this ad all the way through before approving it.  

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Thursday, January 6, 2022

Ben Shapiro: Democrats' Exploitation of January 6 Gives Away Their Game

 This year, Jan. 6 will be commemorated with all the ballyhoo and rigamarole Democrats and their media allies can muster. CNN plans an entire special around the anniversary, titled "Live from the Capitol: January 6th, One Year Later"; the show will feature the "heroes who protected our democracy in the face of an insurrection," and will include interviews with such luminaries as House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and January 6 Committee Chair Bennie Thompson, D-Miss. President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris are also expected to commemorate Jan. 6 with special remarks, and Pelosi has organized a bevy of events in memory of the riot.

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Good News on the Pandemic Front

 Can you stand some good news about the Optimus Prime variant of the Covid-19 virus?

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Catalytic Converter Thief Busted

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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RAMMING SPEED!!!

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Express Grain & UMB Try to Block Investigation

 UMB Bank and Express Grain are trying to stop Agriculture Commissioner Andy Gipson's investigation of the failed grain operator.  The Commissioner said Express Grain obtained its license to operate through fraud and asked the bankruptcy court's permission to investigate.  The grain elevator and its lender in turn asked the Court to block any investigation or revocation of the Express Grain license even if fraud took place.

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MDE to Hold Hearing on Proposed Social Studies Curriculum

The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Zuckerberg Group Poured $3.7 Million into Mississippi Elections

The Mark Zuckerberg-funded Center for Technology and Civic Life dumped $3.7 million in grants to  Circuit Clerks and Election Commissions in 31 Mississippi counties in 2020.  The organization states its mission is to "increase civic participation by modernizing the engagement between local governments and the people they serve.  

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Robert St. John: Eat Local

Every day of my life I wear a small button on my shirt, jacket, or vest— sometimes all three— that reads, “Eat Local.”


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Sid Salter: Federal prosecutor James Tucker stood tall challenging Mississippi’s corruption

 When retired federal prosecutor James B. Tucker died on Dec. 28 at the age of 82, the cause of justice and the rule of law in Mississippi lost a mighty warrior. Tucker was a trusted, impeccable source for me in the 1980s when I covered a copious number of public corruption trials in the U.S. District Court of Southern Mississippi.

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Gilbert Has the Covid

 Leftenent Governor Dilbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Tuesday, January 4, 2022

The Rule of the Stupid Continues

Hooray!!!! Marshand gets to stick his snout into yet another gummint trough. WLBT reported tonight:

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Governor Appoints New Parole Board Chairman

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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MELTDOWN!!!

 A total meltdown took place at the Hinds County Board of Supervisors meeting today as Sheriff Tyree Jones was forced to clear the room.  

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Bigger Pie Forum: NFL Moving Covid-19 Testing Goal Posts

 Too many National Football League players are testing positive for COVID-19 and messing up the  betting odds.  And lineups for fantasy football leagues – including our Family Feud League.  So, the NFL is moving test goal posts to reduce the number of flagged players who have to sit out games.  Bad for business to mess with bookies.  And TV schedules and audiences.

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Coach Prime Don't Play

 It's never a good idea to blow off the Coach. 

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Monday, January 3, 2022

Dan Berger: Unseasonal Touring (Or Get Thee to a Winery)

 By any measure, Ezra Pound was a controversial figure, but it was one of his poems that joined forces with the current inclement weather as I hunkered down in my den to suggest you spend this cold period visiting a wine country area.

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The Two Presidents

 It's the first Monday of the month and you know what that means.  It's time for the David L. Archie Show live from the Hinds County Courthouse.  Today's episode: The Two Presidents Society.  Episode synopsis: What happens when two men both claim to be President of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors? 

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How to Beat Bama

 The folks at SEC Shorts didn't disappoint this morning.  

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"It's Only 6 Feet"

 Ridgeland Police Chief John Neal aired a few thoughts about parenting and crime last night on Facebook.  At least the good Chief acknowledges there is a link between the lack of parenting and crime, unlike a certain Mayor in Jackson who seems to be silent on the subject.  Chief Neal opined: 

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Emails Show Fauci Stifling Scientific Dissent

 Uncovered emails reveal Dr. Anthony Fauci and NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins teamed up to smear scientists who disagreed with their Covid-19 edicts last year.  None were too credentialed to escape Fauci's fury as he sought vengeance against those who dared question "The Science."  

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Sunday, January 2, 2022

Jackson is Murder Capital, USA

 Jackson has the highest homicide rate among major American cities.   WLBT reported yesterday: 

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Sheep Without a Shepherd

 Hung over and missed church because of the Sugar Bowl? No problem.  Pour yourself some scripture and enjoy this 1993 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard.  

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Bill Crawford: Arrogance of Certainty Dominates Politics

 You probably missed Pope Francis’s chiding Christmas message to his senior clerics where he urged them to cast off prideful armor and embrace humility.

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Saturday, January 1, 2022

SOOOOOOIE!!!

 Just another day in a field.....

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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