The Magnolia State is booming. Since Tate Reeves became governor, more than $40 billion of investment has poured in — and hardly a week goes by without news of another mega deal.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, July 17, 2026
Please Support Jackson Jambalaya
It's the time of year when you, the readers, support your favorite Jackson website. Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever.
Click Here to Read More..No More Free Birthday Boo-Fay
Good job, morons. You managed to ruin a good thing. Feel proud of yourselves. Dumbasses.
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District Attorney Wants Audit of Own Office
Hinds County District Attorney Bradley McCullough issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Constitutional? We Report, You Decide
Was the appointment of the Interim Hinds County District Attorney constitutional? C.J. Lemasters reported at WLBT:
Click Here to Read More..Popeye Would Be So Proud
Summertime means it's Popeye time as in spinach. Yup, the ZeroBear PolyBeaar has a nice little recipe for some creamed spinach or as he calls it, Spinach Madeline. Download the recipe and cook away.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, July 16, 2026
Owens Surrenders Law License
Former Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens surrendered his law license to the Mississippi Bar. Owens pleaded guilty to conspiracy in federal court two weeks ago.
Click Here to Read More..Pittman Trial Continued
It will be awhile before accused synagogue burner Stephen Spencer Pittman faces justice.
Empower Podcast: Andy Taggart Discusses Meaning of Independence Day
Everyone loves quoting the Declaration of Independence. Fewer people have actually read it.
With America’s 250th birthday around the corner, Grant sits down with attorney, author, and history junkie Andy Taggart to talk about what the Founders were actually trying to accomplish—and why those ideas still spark arguments nearly 250 years later. Click Here to Read More..Carlos the Clown: Getting His Grift On
Carlos Moore may be in Georgia but rest assured, Mississippi is not far from his heart as he gets his grift on. The suspended attorney is now calling himself "The People's Judge" as he race baits on the Nolan Wells case. Check out what he is up to now.
Click Here to Read More..Rest in Peace, Robert Laird
Robert Laird passed away earlier this week due to cancer. He wasn't known to many people nor but he was one of those characters who makes life interesting. Check out his obituary:
Click Here to Read More..The $4 Life Sentence
Hinds County District Attorney Bradley McCullough issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Lucky Dog
Luck, providence, divine intervention, whatever you call it, this dog was blessed.
Click Here to Read More..Chelsae Kirschen (Alleged) Killer Arrested Again
Dear Prosecutors & Judges: We are watching you on this case.
Jushun "Red" Paige is back in jail after the Capitol Police arrested him on June 29 for auto burglary. Paige was involved in the brutal murder of Chelsae Kirschten in 2017.
Click Here to Read More..Will McHenry Finally Face Justice?
U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III scheduled William McHenry's sentencing for next month:
Click Here to Read More..Oops!
WLBT reported Governor Tate Reeves cancelled the special election for Hinds County District 2 Supervisor:
Click Here to Read More..JPD Officers Earn Nearly Twice as Much as a Decade Ago
JPD officers make nearly double what they earned ten years ago. JJ obtained a roster of JPD employees and their salaries through a public records request. The city of Jackson reported there are 348 employees at JPD.
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Robert St. John: The Perfect Peach
Perfection finally showed up at my house last week. I ate it over the kitchen sink.
It took 64 years to find. That hardly seems fair, but peaches don’t operate on fairness. They’re ready when they’re ready, stay that way for a brief minute, and then start heading in the other direction.
This one was perfect.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Sen. Graham's Sudden Death Will Impact Seniority, Congressional Prospects
The unexpected and untimely death of Republican U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, along with the significant physical ailments of 84-year-old former GOP Senate Majority Leader U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, makes an already uncertain midterm election cycle even more so and could make key elements of Republican Trump’s agenda more difficult to pass in the Senate.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, July 14, 2026
Correcting the Wrongs
Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Cal-Maine Settles with Feds in Egg Price-Fixing Case
Remember when egg prices skyrocketed? Well, a wee bit of price-fixing might have had something to do with it. The Justice Department announced Ridgeland's Cal-Maine and three other egg producers settled price fixing charges. Cal-Maine must pay $1.5 million to several states and donate 30 million eggs to various non-profit organizations. However, the founding family members of Cal-Maine sold stock for $320 million after learning of the federal probe.
Click Here to Read More..Moratorium Passes!
The Jackson City Council passed a 183-day moratorium on the construction of data centers this morning on a vote of 5-2. Councilmen Ashby Foote and Vernon Hartley voted against the measure.
Click Here to Read More..Jackson Sales Tax Revenue Remains Flat
Jackson's sales tax revenue remained the same as in 2025 even though it faces a $23 million budget shortfall. Check out how your city fared in collecting sales tax.*
Click Here to Read More..Monday, July 13, 2026
Mayor Condemns Car Show's "Reckless Behavior"
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..He's Going to Harvard
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Flashback: When Iran Firebombed American Bookstores
It is forgotten that once upon a time, Iran firebombed bookstores in the United States. Translators in other countries were killed. Publishers were shot. More bookstores were burned. Jonathan Rosen recounts the Mullah's reign of terror across the publishing world in The Free Press:
Click Here to Read More..Jackson Running Out of Money?
The city of Jackson might soon be broke. Mayor John Horhn sent this letter to the Jackson City Council:
Click Here to Read More..Safety First!
The organizers of the "car show" held in downtown Jackson Saturday made sure it was a safe event.
Click Here to Read More..Live From Downtown in Jacktown
A street takeover took place during a "car show" that took place on North State Street Saturday. Check out the fun.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, July 12, 2026
Toads and Toes
It has a good side and a dark side. At times it is called the root of all evil but is also an ally of the good. We are of course talking about money or rather, the love of money. The late Dr. Frank Pollard wove a sermon about money from the words of the Prophet Malachi and a story about the two-toed tree toad. What does a two-toed tree toad have to do with Malachi? Watch the 1998 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Say Bye-Bye to Independent Commissions
The Supreme Court’s 6–3 ruling to undo the 90-year-old Humphrey’s Executor case has undermined the purpose of independent commissions. The court ruled President Trump may fire Senate approved members of the Federal Trade Commission before their terms expire. Humphrey’s Executor, a 1935 ruling, and related statutes, had allowed Congress to create independent agencies to mitigate political interference.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, July 11, 2026
McRae Slams Bennie Over Trump Accounts
State Treasurer David McRae blasted Congressman Bennie Thompson over his criticism of the newly-created Trump accounts. Mr. McRae said on social media:
Click Here to Read More..Clinton Police Nab Auto Burglar
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: America is the Indispensable Country
Imagine if there had never been a Declaration of Independence.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, July 10, 2026
Now It's Lumumba's Turn
The Mississippi Bar asked the Mississippi Supreme Court to suspend Chokwe Antar Lumumba from the practice of law this afternoon. Lumumba pleaded guilty to conspiracy in U.S. District Court Monday.
Click Here to Read More..KIM Waaaaaaade Speaks
Radio Strongman KIM Waaaaaade was on fire yesterday as he vented his spleen on the Nolan Wells controversy. Listen to his show below. Yours truly dropped in later in the show as he traveled back from Yazoo City. A transcript is posted below as well.
Click Here to Read More..It's McCullough, Gov. Sets Special Election
Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Gator Guy Escapes Jaws of Yazoo County
After fighting alligators for many years, Ricky Flynt managed to escaped the jaws of some redneck justice yesterday up in Yazoo County Justice Court.
Click Here to Read More..Beach Food Leftovers AKA Shrimp Freddy
It's summertime and you know what that means: beach time. However, what do you do with all that shrimp when it's time to come home after despoiling 30A? Thankfully, ZeroBear PolyBear has the perfect solution. Check out his Shrimp Freddy recipe in a downloadable format.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, July 9, 2026
Horhn Appoints Bishop Crudup to Airport Board, Names New Judges
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Live From Jacktown
The place? A Texaco gas station on Medgar Evers Boulevard. The time? Who knows.
Click Here to Read More..Millsaps & MC Law School Form Joint Program
Millsaps College issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Electricity, Communities, and Data Centers
To keep household electricity and local tax bills stable, there may be no single more effective solution today than a local data center. Our basic local infrastructure systems – electricity, roads, water/sewer – are steadily getting more expensive to maintain, meaning some level of population and/or revenue growth is needed to keep per capita costs down.
Click Here to Read More..Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!
A confessed child rapist received a $14 million bond yesterday in Jackson Municipal Court.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Here Comes the Law
Well, well, well, it appears the Po-Po did not take too kindly to that video showing Goodman has no police.
Click Here to Read More..Frozen!
Will National Credit Union Administration Board seize family cats?
A federal judge froze all assets and accounts belonging to Leigh and Chad Bridges in the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union scandal. Leigh was the President of JAFCU until she was fired earlier this year when the National Credit Union Administration Board uncovered an alleged embezzlement of up to $95 million. The Bridges allegedly used the funds to purchase a Steinway piano, $10,000 handbags, multiple homes in Eastover and on the beach, and expensive jewelry.
Click Here to Read More..Jobs, Jobs, & More Jobs!
First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..$2 Million for Child Rapist
Yet another accused child molester drew the wrath of Jackson Municipal Court Judge Jeff Reynolds this week.
Click Here to Read More..Closed
Mazzio's Pizza is no more as the company ceased operations Friday at all locations.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: As Fireworks Fizzle From America's 250th Celebrations, Unity as a Nation Remains Elusive
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Jackson Losing Chick-Fil-A
Jackson is going to lose Chick-Fil-A. Chick-Fil-A will close the East County Line Road store in Jackson and move down the street into the site of the old Logan's Roadhouse. The Ridgeland Board of Ealdormen are expected to approve the company's application tonight.
Accused Sexual Predator Gets $14 Million Bond
Jackson Municipal Court Judge Jeff Reynolds issued a $14 million bond for a man accused of molesting a minor relative.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Black Swans and Mudberg
The 1927 Mississippi River Flood was what probability expert Nassim Taleb calls a Black Swan event. Europeans once thought all swans were white. Then black swans were discovered in Australia. The Black Swan metaphor describes rare, unforeseeable, high-impact events — that seem foreseeable after they happen.
Click Here to Read More..Bar Moves to Suspend Jody Owens
After months of speculation, the Mississippi Bar is finally moving to revoke Jody Owens' law license.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, July 6, 2026
Lumumba & Banks Plead Guilty to Conspiracy
How the mighty have fallen. Former Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba pleaded guilty to conspiracy in federal court today.
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Teeuwissen Resigns
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
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Former Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba and City Councilman Aaron Banks will plead guilty to public corruption charges in federal court this afternoon.
Click Here to Read More..Live From Jacktown
Check out the economic development taking place on Bailey Avenue.
Click Here to Read More..Weed Wars: Supremes Order Judge to Start Over in Mockingscam Lawsuit
Two years of litigation went for naught as the Mississippi Supreme Court threw out all orders in the Mockingbird investor lawsuit as it ruled Hinds County Circuit Judge Debra Gibbs improperly transferred the case to another judge last month.
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Sheriff Addresses Jail Murder
Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones is holding a press conference now on the murder that took place at the Raymond Detention Center last week. The presser is live-streamed below, courtesy of WLBT.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, July 5, 2026
No Comment
Mielun Butler died at the hands of his fellow inmates Friday. JPD arrested and charged Butler with murder in a homicide that took place at Rebelwood Apartments.
Click Here to Read More..Governor Makes Over 100 Appointments
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Old Yawns and New Songs
Everything can grow stale even faith. Staleness becomes a quicksand, capturing us the more we struggle. What does one do when one's heart grows silent, when the song dies? The late Dr. Frank Pollard pondered this problem aloud as he delved into Psalm 40 when David spoke of how he was mired in the mud until the Lord rescued him. Enjoy the 1998 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Liberal Arts Colleges Must Reinvent Themselves
"The liberal arts are facing incredibly difficult times right now,” said Dr. Daniel Jasper, Provost and Dean of the College at Millsaps College. Jasper came to Millsaps a year ago from William Jewell College in Liberty, MI, where he led initiatives to reshape the school’s academic landscape. At Millsaps, he seeks to reshape its liberal arts landscape.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, July 4, 2026
Happy Birthday, America
"Tonight, there is much to celebrate." So said Ronaldus Magnus as he addressed the nation on Independence Day in 1986. Today is America's 250th birthday. A nation birthed in freedom and liberty has lasted a quarter of a millennium. We've had our challenges, blood has been spilled, and the skies darkened at times but through it all, we stood together to create something for travelers to marvel at as they come to the World Cup. Enjoy President Reagan's short address. The transcript is posted below as well.
Click Here to Read More..Live From Jacktown
Just another day in Jacktown or why we can't have nice things reason #_______.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Proud Patriots and Failed Politics
Singing patriotic hymns together in church stirred the emotions and memories of the congregation last Sunday. What a great time of unity, of oneness, of being a part of something bigger than our own little worlds! Older folks sang harmoniously from memory alongside younger generations and little children.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, July 3, 2026
Stolen JPD Rifle Used in Triple Homicide
JPD Chief Rashall Brackney said a stolen JPD short-barrel rifle was used in the triple homicide that took place last week in Jackson at a press conference today.
Click Here to Read More..Jail Justice?
Did some jail justice take place at the Raymond Detention Center?
Click Here to Read More..Let the Protests Begin
There' going to be a rumble downtown in Jacktown Monday.
Click Here to Read More..WMPR Food Fight!
Mr. Skyhook just had to get into it with Wanda Evers. Mr. Tariq Abdul-Tawwab Skyhook has a radio show on WMPR. Ms. Evers owns the station. Just watch for yourself.
Click Here to Read More..Dropping the Ball?
It appears the city of Jackson missed out on a major grant for repairing Woodrow Wilson Road because it could not properly fill out an application.
Click Here to Read More..Things That Bring a Tear to My Eye
Let's face it. Onion rings are considered a delicacy here in the Deep South as we do love our fried food or "The Brown Food" as Professor Steffey would call it. The ZeroBear PolyBear provided us a rather tasty recipe for onion rings in a downloadable format. Fire up the stove and get to work.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, July 2, 2026
4th Suspect Arrested in Child Murder & Yes, We Know Him
Funny of the Day
Chris Rock gives advice on how to find the right neighborhood.
Click Here to Read More..Mayor Horhn Speaks
Jackson Mayor John Horhn and JPD Chief Rashall Brackney are holding a press conference on public safety right now. It is live-streamed below.
Click Here to Read More..Why We Can't Have Nice Things Reason #_______
Some people just can't allow others to have a good time. You know the type - always angry, always miserable. One of the unexpected treasures of the World Cup has been watching a German tourist named Freddy documenting his travels across America on X.
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Wednesday, July 1, 2026
Mayor Horhn Speaks on Violence
Jackson Mayor John Horhn addressed the recent spate of violence in Jackson.
Click Here to Read More..State Auditor Busts Another One
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Hinds County Gets New District Attorney
The office of the Hinds County District Attorney issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Paroled!
Well, well, well, look who got a "Get Out of Jail Free" card in January.
Click Here to Read More..When a School Sells Out
The rise and fall of a Florida private school's football program provides a cautionary tale to Mississippi private schools who "recruit" public school football players for their own rosters. The Wall Street Journal reported Monday:
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Cappy
His childhood friends called him Dickie. His mother called him Richard, usually when he was in trouble. The Air Force called him Sergeant 18693432. His friends and the men he did business with called him Rick. His daughters' high school friends called him Captain Rick, because by then he was a sailor. Then the grandchildren came along, and "Captain Rick" was too big a mouthful for a toddler, so it got shortened to Cappy. For the past quarter century, that is who he was to all of us.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Neshoba County Fair Evolves but Family Core Principles Remain
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
City Clerk Accused of Embezzling Over $400,000
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Welcome to America
Sometimes we forget America is the beautiful as visiting World Cup soccer fans have reminded us thanks to the power of social media.
Click Here to Read More..Who Will be the New District Attorney?
The resignation of Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens means we are going to get us a new D.A. What are the rules? Will a special election be held? Good questions all. Fortunately for you, JJ found the relevant section in the Mississippi Code. Section 23-15-843 states:
Click Here to Read More..Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!
It will come as no surprise to learn Cornelius and Jordan Carter (Unrelated) are graduates of the Hinds County Catch & Release program. The two men are charged with capital murder in the deaths of two sisters and a two-year old child that took place last weekend.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, June 29, 2026
Caught! (Updated)
Update: Bond denied.
JPD arrested two suspects in the triple murder of two women and a two year-old child that took place last weekend.
Click Here to Read More..Owens Caves (Updated)
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II is pleading guilty to public corruption charges right now in U.S. District Court. A federal grand jury indicted Owens for conspiracy, bribery (3 counts) us of an interstate facility in aid of racketeering, honest services fraud, and money laundering.
Click Here to Read More..Watts Fired
Dr. Chief fired Deputy Police Chief Wendell Watts this morning. Let the head rolling begin.
Click Here to Read More..Supreme Court Upholds Mississippi Ballot Deadline Law
The Supreme Court upheld a Mississippi law that allows mail-in ballots to be received by Election Day. The Wall Street Journal reported:
Click Here to Read More..Down With the White Folks: Parham Bridges Park Edition
Or pitch instead of bitch - as in pitching in to help.
Update: The work and materials were DONATED! Yes, these people are bitching about free work done on the bathrooms at Parham Bridges Park.
Some people are so dumb that few things make sense to them. Exhibit A: Tariq Abdul-Tawwab Skyhook and his crew. They were last seen whining about the improvements at Parham Bridges Park on their "Make It Make Sense" Facebook page.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, June 28, 2026
Mayor Addresses Crime
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Toddler Murdered in Triple Homicide (Updated)
Update (6/29): The Hinds County Coroner said Erica Weathersby, Keyana Weathersby, and Camari Weathersby were the victims. Camari is two years-old and the daughter of Keyana. May they rest in peace.
Two women and a two year-old child were murdered on Queen Alexandria Lane late last night. JPD is looking for a 2020 red Mitsubishi Mirage bearing tag number HSI 205 . A picture of the vehicle is posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Happy 100th Birthday, Mel Brooks
The king of Hollywood comedy celebrates a century today. Thanks for the laughs. There were many of them.
Click Here to Read More..When You Come to the Fork in the Road, Take It
It is a cancer, an acid that destroys as it builds up, ruining lives. We are of course, talking about sin. The late Dr. Frank Pollard said one rarely gets away with sin as it has its own built-in punishment. Fortunately, Dr. Pollard sermonized, there is a way to cleanse oneself of sin. See what he had to say as he preached from Psalms 34 and 32 in the 1998 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Friedman Says Netanyahu a Disaster for Jewish People
Applaud him or curse him, NY Times columnist Thomas L. Friedman’s surprisingly candid comments on the Iran war deserve consideration. Friedman, who won two Pulitzer Prizes reporting on the region, is Jewish. In a podcast with NY Times Opinion editor Dan Watkins, he said:
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, June 27, 2026
To Exclude or not to Exclude, That is the Question
U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III will hold a hearing to decide whether to exclude Jody Owens' expert witnesses expected to testify at his upcoming public corruption trial. The hearing has not been scheduled. The order is posted below.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Government Pays to Lobby Government - With Your Tax Dollars
Across Mississippi, government bodies spend public money hiring lobbyists — to lobby government. I would not have believed quite how much of it goes on until we built the tool that lays it bare.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, June 26, 2026
Hot Damn! Welcome to Madison
The TikTokkers have discovered Madison. Watch out.
Click Here to Read More..Pittman Gets a New Home
It appears our little (alleged) synagogue burner has recovered from his wounds.
Click Here to Read More..City Council to Finally Move on Data Center Moratorium
Check out the agenda for a special meeting of the Jackson City Council.
Click Here to Read More..Nothing Fancy This Week
There is nothing like a plate of a tasty pork loin and some greens. The ZeroBear PolyBear provided us with this scrumptious recipe in a downloadable format. Enjoy .
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, June 25, 2026
Bigger Pie Forum: Whistling Past Mudberg
In 1950, the Corps of Engineers told Congress that when the Mississippi River is high, part of it flows down the Atchafalaya River at the juncture of an old river bed — and that it would all flow that way by 1975. That would be a catastrophe for people, cities, and plants at and below Baton Rouge on the Mississippi and in the Atchafalaya basin and for the nation’s river commerce and national security.
Flashback
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Snapshot: The $92 Million Embezzlement
Check out the damage the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union suffered from the "alleged" Bridges embezzlement.
Click Here to Read More..Pittman Seeks Another Delay in Beth Israel Arson Case
Accused synagogue arsonist Stephen Pittman seeks a continuance in his federal trial scheduled for August 3.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2026
It's the Pineapple, Stupid
A local TikToker made a rather humorous observation while shopping recently.
Click Here to Read More..Child Rapist Gets Life + 10
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..J.A. Feud Goes Behind Closed Doors
It's official. Jackson Academy and the Voyles family will settle their feud behind closed doors.
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Robert St. John: Yonderlust, Mississippi
Forty people from 10 states boarded a bus in Jackson. Most of them, if you'd pressed them, probably figured Mississippi would be fine.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Delta Journalist Jim Abbott's Paper Man Memoir Captures His Unique, Impactful Career
Retired Mississippi journalist Jim Abbott – a Greenwood native who served his country honorably in Vietnam – spent most of his adult life as the publisher and editor of a remarkable community newspaper in Indianola.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, June 23, 2026
Please Make It Stop
You watch one vintage Van Halen clip and this is what the algorithm starts throwing up. Warning: do not have a drink in your mouth.
Click Here to Read More..Arrests Made in City Impound Lot Theft
JPD issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, June 22, 2026
Animal Rescue Group Busted (Updated)
Sunday, June 21, 2026
Ta-Da! (With Sound Effects)
"This is the age of the half-read page; the quick hash and the mad dash. The bright knight with the nerves tight; the plane hop and the brief stop. The lamp-tan in a brief span; the big shot in a good spot. The brain strain and the heart pain; the catnaps until the spring snaps...and the fun's done!" The late Dr. Frank Pollard used this anonymous poem to show the fun doesn't end when spring ends but begins with the resurrection. Enjoy the short 1998 sermon posted below as he preaches as only he can.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Henry Barbour: Elections Matter
“I certainly learned over the years that elections matter,” said Henry Barbour. The Yazoo City native, who spent 20 years as the Mississippi GOP’s voice on the Republican National Committee, was speaking to the North Jackson Rotary Club.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, June 20, 2026
Is the Crisis Over at ABC?
Shipping times at the ABC warehouse are finally back to normal. Read and weep.
Click Here to Read More..Live From Reunion
Nothing like some good ole fashioned American ingenuity.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Championships and Birthdays
Leading stories this morning were Knicks beat Spurs 94 -90 to win their first Championship since 1973! Followed by President Trump announcing he had won another war and would be signing an agreement with Iran today (Sunday), although Iranian leaders don’t think so. Breaking news may still happen… sometime. Finally, some soccer teams beat some other soccer teams, and FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) teams in Groups A – L continue the long championship until Sunday, July 19, in East Rutherford, N.J., at 3:00 p.m. ET.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, June 19, 2026
How to Win at Divorce
This bit of lawyer porn is for the shysters hanging out in the bars of Amerigo, Char, and Koestler Prime right now. Enjoy.
A Greene County woman found justice at the Mississippi Court of Appeals after her husband managed to obtain a divorce and favorable property settlement without her knowledge. You read that correctly. A man submitted a petition for divorce while someone forged her signature on all documents submitted to the Court. Did we mention she was never served? Nevertheless, the Chancellor granted the divorce and ignored the wife when she claimed fraud.
Click Here to Read More..Redneck of the Day
A Starkville redneck FAFO'd this week when he went nuts on a man who dared take his two little girls into an empty women's bathroom at a QT gas station in Alabama.
Click Here to Read More..The Cost of it All
How much are people paying for cars? Read and weep. Edmunds reported:
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: The Six Stages of AI
When something new comes along, everyone suddenly has to have an opinion about it. Often the same one.
When crypto went mainstream, people who had never owned so much as a share were suddenly holding forth on bitcoin. When Ozempic arrived, people who had never once expressed a view on weight loss were just as eager to share the very same thoughts. Now it is AI’s turn. No conversation about it seems complete until someone has solemnly used the word “hallucination.” Click Here to Read More..Settled
A hearing was supposed to be heard in Voyles v. Jackson Academy et al in Hinds County Court yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Zucchini, Ham, and Cheese Rollups
Fell like snacking but want something different? You are in luck as Chef ZeroBear PolyBear provided us with his recipe for zucchini, ham, and cheese rollups in a downloadable format. Since you will probably be stuck inside because of the weather this weekend, here is something to pass the time.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, June 18, 2026
How It All Began
How did the Bridges allegedly embezzle so much money from the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union. Tis a question asked over and over in Jackson this week. Fortunately, JJ obtained exclusive video of how the alleged scheme came to be.
Click Here to Read More..Empower Podcast: How to Overcome Yourself
This week host Grant Callen takes a break from arguing about school choice, taxes, and whatever fresh foolishness emerged from the Capitol to talk about something a little more personal: why we keep repeating the same destructive patterns and then act surprised by the results.
Click Here to Read More..Oxford Justice: How Walker Fielder's Killer Went Free
His head "was in his hands crying like a baby." Such were the crocodile tears shed in a courtroom in March before a judge set Seth Rokitka free after serving only a mere 21 months in jail after he ran over an Ole Miss student and killed him while permanently maiming his girlfriend. The news of the release outraged many around Mississippi. JJ obtained a copy of the court hearing transcript so readers can read the play by play on how this travesty of justice took place.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2026
On Second Thought, About That Special Election
Special Circuit Judge Barry Ford realized he can't call a special election for Hinds County Supervisor after all.
Click Here to Read More..The Judge Warms Up
U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III set the rules of the battlefield for the public corruption trial of Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, former Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba, and former Jackson City Councilman Aaron Banks at a pre-trial conference hearing this week. WLBT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Deal of the Day
Trial? What Trial?
Well, someone doesn't appear too worried about the public corruption trial scheduled to take place next month in federal court.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: The Community Cafe
The day before we opened The Downtowner in Gulfport, the leadership team and I sat around a table and just talked. Sports. The weather. Who has the best shrimp po-boy on the coast.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Supreme Court Stands Firm to Keep Justice for Murdered Quitman Family
Once again, Mississippi’s highest court was asked to hold out for justice for a family murdered in 1990 in a hellish scene in their Walnut community home in rural Quitman County.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Tony Smith Fights Back
Hinds County District 2 Supervisor Tony Smith is taking his fight to keep his seat to the Mississippi Supreme Court. Mr. Smith filed a notice of appeal today.
Click Here to Read More..Terminated!
The Leigh Bridges scandal claimed another casualty. Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney terminated Chad Bridge's employment today. Bridges was the Director of Finance and Marketing at the Mississippi Insurance Department. Comment in this morning's post.
Click Here to Read More..Child Molester Gets Life + 15
Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Arrest Made in Trail Ride Murder
Update: Bond set at $1 million for murder and $500,000 for each aggravated assault charge. Total bond is $3.5 million.
JPD issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Shoes, Dominos, and Bodies
Dominos falling. Bodies piling up. Shoes dropping. Such describes what happened in federal court yesterday when the National Credit Union Administration sued former Jackson Area Federal Credit Union Branch Manager Tina Funez for her role in (allegedly) helping her friend, former credit union president Leigh Bridges embezzle nearly $95 million.
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Monday, June 15, 2026
Feds Want to Bar Owens' Expert Witnesses in Public Corruption Trial
The Justice Department wants to bar Jody Owens' expert witnesses from testifying in his trial next month.
Click Here to Read More..Good News for Gulfport
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Hallucinations of Jackson's Attorney
The city of Jackson's attorney caught the hallucinations bug up in Ridgeland as they got caught citing ordinances that simply did not exist.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, June 14, 2026
The Wages of Sin
Many thanks to the readers who tipped JJ off to the Mississippi Magazine article yesterday.
It is rare indeed when a con artist openly displays his wares but such happened some time ago right here in Mississippi. Former Jackson Area Credit Union President Leigh Bridges and her husband Chad stand accused of embezzling tens and tens of millions of dollars so they could buy expensive homes, luxury jewelry, and even a Steinway piano. Stealing (allegedly) $95 million is brazen. Even more brazen is showing off the crime in where else but Mississippi Magazine. Earlier post on alleged embezzlement.
How Did We Get Here?
It was 1998. The epidemic of school shootings had begun. Horror spilled into a nation as children began murdering other children. An emotional Dr. Frank Pollard took to the pulpit to deliver a rather penetrating sermon on how our poisonous culture created such monsters. As garbage and poison fills the mind, so it fills the actions. Watch Dr. Pollard's sermon posted below as he asks how we got here.
Click Here to Read More..Bailey Avenue Bloodshed
The Capitol Police issued the following statement yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: My Generation Remembers What Life Felt Like Before
The marbles and dirt memory captivated me. Perhaps something in these excerpts from an Informatify Facebook post will grab you too.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, June 13, 2026
Diamonds, Steinways, & Beaches: The Case of the $95 Million Embezzlement (Updated)
The former President of the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union did not just live high on the hog, she allegedly lived high off the whole pigsty. The National Federal Credit Union Board accused Leigh Bridges and her husband Chad of looting the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union to the tune of $95 million in a lawsuit filed against the couple.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: What's Wrong With Being Patriotic?
I don’t remember celebrating June 6 growing up. I remember people talking about D-Day, and reminiscing about the allied invasion of western Europe on that date in 1944, but celebrating is not quite the right word for June 6 in history.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, June 12, 2026
Flashback Friday: Windsor Ruins
Jackson Jambalaya presents Windsor Ruins as never seen before. Many pictures have been taken of the famous Mississippi landmark but none from above. JJ recently acquired a Yuneec Typhoon 500 drone with a 4k camera and made a video of the ruins as the first project. Photographer Rick Guy shot and edited the footage you see below. The video is best seen in high definition. Click on the wheel (settings) on the Youtube frame and select 720. We hope you enjoy this presentation of Windsor Ruins.
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MCPP: More Money Won't Fix Schools. Our Data Proves It
For decades, America has been told that the key to better schools is more money. Underperformance, the argument runs, is really a question of resources. Just give the teacher unions what they ask for, and good outcomes will follow. Mississippi is starting to show that this simply is not true.
Click Here to Read More..Feds Slightly Tip Their Hand Against Owens & Lumumba
The feds peeled back the curtains ever so slightly in the Lumumba-Owens corruption case today. The Justice Department filed a notice of intent to file self-authenticating records. The records will include bank statements, credit card statements, and loan records. The notice is posted below. Chokwe Lumumba, Jody Owens, and Aaron Banks will go to trial on July 13.
Click Here to Read More..Bye-Bye Mommy and Daddy
Inclusion is now exclusion. The state of New York is about to ban the words - get ready for this - "mother" and "father" from court documents. Fox News reported:
Click Here to Read More..ABC Gets Some Good News
The ABC made some serious headway last week in reducing the backlog at its warehouse. Check out the chart.
Click Here to Read More..A Jackson Data Center: Threat or Opportunity?
Clinton Touts $1 Billion AWS Project
The city of Clinton issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Veggies From the Garden Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
It is summertime and summertime means working your garden. ZeroBear Polybear provided a nice little recipe for garden veggies in a downloadable format that can be used when it's time to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
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Thursday, June 11, 2026
Coming Soon
One of Broadway's best is coming to New Orleans in October. That's right. The Lion King will run at the Saenger Theatre from October 21 to November 8. Don't want to stay over night? No problem. There are 1:00 shows on Sundays and 2:00 shows on Saturdays.
Click Here to Read More..Supremes to Shad: Auditor Audits and Attorney General Litigates
State Auditor Shad White lost his battle to recover $228,000 in unpaid interest from Brett Favre after the Mississippi Supreme Court ruled today only the Attorney General can sue to recover misspent funds.
Click Here to Read More..What Happens When Everyone Hallucinates?
Is there an honest lawyer in the house?
Hallucinations are unfortunately becoming more common in Mississippi courtrooms. Such is to be expected when attorneys only get slaps on the wrist when they submit bogus briefs. How bad has hallucinating gotten? A federal judge in North Mississippi sanctioned the attorneys from both sides in a lawsuit. You read that correctly. The lawyers for the plaintiff and the defendant got caught submitting bogus citations to the Court. You can't make this up.
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Strangler Gets 20 Years
Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, June 10, 2026
MBI Takes Over Covington County Cop Shooting
The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Accused Child Molester Gets $16 Million Bond
An accused child molester won't be going anywhere for awhile after a Jackson Municipal Court judge set his bond at $16 million.
Click Here to Read More..Feds Decide to Stand and Fight in Jackson
The Justice Department wants to prosecute Jody Owens, Chokwe Lumumba, and Aaron Banks in Jackson. Prosecutors stated in a motion filed today:
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: The Unlived Life
I'm not scared of failing. I'm scared of living a life that didn't matter.
Click Here to Read More..PERS Executive Director Going North
The Ohio School Employees Retirement System issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Legislature Should Heed Price's Efforts to Restore Ballot Initiative Process
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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