The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, June 3, 2026
Reversed!
David l. Archie won his fight to reverse his 2023 election loss. The court threw out the election and ordered a new one be held. Special Circuit Court Judge Barry ordered a special election be held in 45 days.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: The Real Work
The cooks didn't show up.
Not one of them. Not the prep cook, not the dishwasher, not the line cook who was supposed to be loading in the food delivery by eight. It was 1989. The restaurant was barely two years old. We had a full lunch on the books at eleven and nobody to cook it.
Click Here to Read More..Please Support Jackson Jambalaya
It's the time of year when you, the readers, support your favorite Jackson website. Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever.
Click Here to Read More..Fowler Goes to Prison, Attorney & Son Accused of Smuggling Contraband into Jail
Trouble seems to follow Justin Fowler and those around him. Rankin County Circuit Judge Dewey Arthur revoked his probation and sent him to prison for five years after his attorney, Judy Barnett, and her son after a police report alleged they smuggled contraband to him in the Rankin County jail.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Third of June & Haunting Mystery of Gentry's Ode to Billy Joe' Remains
The lyric is clean and iconic, especially in the Deep South and, most of all, in Mississippi. For those of a certain generation, it instantly evokes a time, a place and a way of life: “It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day, I was out choppin’ cotton and my brother was bailin’ hay.”
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, June 2, 2026
Wingate Blocks HB #1677
It will be a while until the Jackson Metro Water Authority can start operations, if it ever does. U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate approved the city of Jackson's request for an injunction against the Authority yesterday. The legislature created the Authority earlier this year.
Click Here to Read More..Delayed
Unfortunately, JJ will not be able to post anything until after lunch. The power went out yesterday afternoon and Entergy say the power will not be restored until 10 tonight. I have to be in court this morning, hence the delay. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, June 1, 2026
More Liquor Stores Declare War on Ruan
Several liquor stores filed a class action lawsuit against Ruan Transport in federal court last week. Ruan manages the ABC warehouse and has been the subject of much controversy after it crippled ABC customers this year.
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Mississippi College is no More
The Mississippi Christian University issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Down With the White Folks
If you want to see pure stupidity on display, see what Skyhook had to say last week.
Click Here to Read More..Prado AI Moving Forward on Data Center Project
Sunday, May 31, 2026
Elect This Guy
He is perfectly qualified for office in Mississippi. Too bad he lives in Arkansas.
Click Here to Read More..But, But, That's not What I Meant
Well, Skyhook is whining that everyone took his words out of context when he pointed out violence has happened to politicians who supported data centers last week.
Click Here to Read More..Investing v. Spending
Does one spend or invest his life? One costs while the other grows. Tis a question answered by the parable of the servants who hoarded and invested the talents given by their master. The late Dr. Frank Pollard asked which was the greater reward: spending on ourself or investing in others in the 1998 sermon posted below. See how he answered his own question.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Millsaps, Ole Miss Top College Scoreboard Earnings Report
Millsaps College edging out Ole Miss was among the interesting takeaways from the recent update to a key earnings metric by the U.S. Department of Education. The DOE released College Scorecard data showing median annual earnings for college graduates four years after they graduate.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, May 30, 2026
Flashback: Welcome to Mississippi
Once upon a time, the late Jim Dollarhide produced this little commercial about Mississippi for the 1984 World's Fair.
Click Here to Read More..No Deals
May 29 came and went yet no one pleaded guilty in U.S.A. v. Owens et al.
Click Here to Read More..Fire Hydrant Problems?
Dorsey Carson's house caught fire while he and his family were traveling yesterday. The home was only partially burned but the damage was substantial. Unfortunately, there might have been an issue with the fire hydrant.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Will 2026 Repeat 2020?
So far 2026 has begun to look a lot like 2020. President Trump has thoroughly confused democrats and detractors with his actions here at home as well as around the world. He is wickedly unpredictable! None of his detractors could imagine moves he planned, much less how these moves worked in concert with other moves. It’s hard to believe he’s already served about 17 months this time around.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, May 29, 2026
Punt! (Updated)
So much for making tough decisions. Such can be said after the Public Service Commission declined to issue a declaratory opinion on whether Prado AI can build a gas-fired power plant for an AI data center in Ridgeland. Developer Gabriel Prado owns Prado AI.
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Blue Dot Fever?
Is Jelly Roll suffering from Blue Dot Fever for his Southaven show next week?
Click Here to Read More..Callaway's Update
It appears D. Noblin Furniture will be taking over the current site of Callaway's Yard & Garden in Gluckstadt.
Click Here to Read More..Last Chance
Magnolia Rifle and Pistol Club is accepting applications for new members through May 31. Click here for more information and application.
Click Here to Read More..TdA Members Hit Mississippi Jackpot
Thieves hit Community Bank in Madison
Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Will No One Rid Me of These Council Members?
Our favorite town idiot, Tariq Adbul-Tawwab Skyhook, is at it again but this time he is trying to stir up some violence while of course claiming he was doing no such thing.
Click Here to Read More..Is Okra Controversial? Maybe I Don't Care.
We've heard of the Fightin' Okra at Delta State but the question must be asked: Is okra worth fighting over? ZeroBear PolyBear argues it is in his okra recipe that is posted below in downloadable format. Enjoy.
Thursday, May 28, 2026
Florida Man Burned for 35 Years
Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubbal Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Throwback Thursday
Once upon a time, Muhammad Ali got involved in some Mississippi politics.
Click Here to Read More..Funny of the Day: Travel Ball
Jacob Turner spelled out the Travel Ball madness in a rather humorous tweet.
Click Here to Read More..What Will They Do?
The deadline for plea offers in U.S.A. v. Owens et al is due tomorrow. Who will plead guilty? Who will go for broke? Trial begins July 13.
Click Here to Read More..Empower Podcast: Can the Delta Rise Again?
The Mississippi Delta has produced blues legends, literary giants, NFL stars, and enough political intrigue to keep a small army of bloggers employed. But can it produce a comeback?
Click Here to Read More..Dear Dr. Chief: About That Squatters Law
Squatters in Jackson are getting a break from JPD despite a new law that makes it easier for law enforcement to crack down on squatters. WLBT reported Tuesday:
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, May 27, 2026
One Night Only: Saving Private Ryan
Tomorrow night is your chance to see Saving Private Ryan on the big screen. Tickets are only $5.35. Not quite 1945 prices but still better than what you pay to see most movies today.
Click Here to Read More..Good Job, JPD
A preliminary was supposed to be held for Cardarow Harden yesterday in Hinds County Court. Harden stands accused of committing not one but two murders in the last year. Does anyone want to guess what happened?
Click Here to Read More..Wife-Killer Gets Life
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..UMMC Gets Some Airborne
The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement.
The University of Mississippi Medical Center AirCare flight team is preparing to expand its fleet with the addition of a fixed-wing aircraft and is looking to hire 10 additional medical staff members to support the new service.
The Carly Gregg Post-Game Show: The Appeal
It's showtime. The Mississippi Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments in Carly Gregg's appeal. A Rankin County jury convicted Gregg of murder in the killing of her mother and attempted murder in the shooting of her stepfather. The hearing is live-streamed below.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Forty-Three
He was sticking needles in his arms at 19 because he couldn't get the cocaine into his system fast enough through his nasal passages. He'd been fired from every job he ever had. He'd been fired by his own brother. Twice.
Click Here to Read More..The REST of the Story: Port Gibson Graduation Edition
The Claiborne County School District issued a statement about what took place at a high school graduation last weekend. JJ posted a video of police removing a student who decided to act a damn fool on stage. Posted below is the statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: For Most, Gas Prices Are Top Public Policy Concern Arising Out of Iran
President Donald Trump told the press, going into the Memorial Day weekend travel crush, that a peace deal with Iran is “essentially negotiated.” For the sake of Republican candidates in mid-term congressional elections in places where partisan races are actually competitive, they should hope that Trump’s assessment is correct.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Tune in Tomorrow
The Mississippi Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on Carly Gregg's appeal tomorrow morning at 10:30. The hearing will be live-streamed on the Court's website, courts.ms.gov. JJ will live stream the hearing and offer commentary as it takes place.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Blissful Ignorance versus Mistakes of Omission
“The biggest mistakes are mistakes of omission, not commission. It’s the things you knew enough to do — they were within your circle of competence — and you were sucking your thumb. Those are the ones that hurt.” — Warren Buffett, University of Georgia, 2001
CEOs of petrochemical plants and refineries on the lower Mississippi River may make Buffett’s omission mistake — and stop the river from flowing by their plants. It will hurt. Click Here to Read More..Can the Kids Read? 2026 Edition
While Mississippi politicians brag about the "Mississippi Miracle", third-grade reading-gate scores fell for most school districts in the Jackson metro area. Only Madison and Canton public schools saw improvements
Click Here to Read More..ACLU's Star Plaintiff Gets 64 Years for Drug Dealing
Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Thunderdome: Redistricting and Bennie Thompson
Should Republicans "redistrict" Congressman Bennie Thompson out of Congress? Tis a question dominating Mississippi political news right now so JJ is engaging in a little bit of political thunderdome. Should the Governor have cancelled the redistricting special session? What should be done about the Congressman? Redistricting rage dominates the political news in Mississippi right now so JJ is engaging in a little bit of political thunderdome. JJ invited State Auditor Shad White and former Hinds County GOP Chairman Pete Perry to offer their thoughts on the matter. Enjoy the pro and con below.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, May 25, 2026
Memorial Day: A Veteran Writes
One of my favorite reads. I first came across this essay in college and it stayed in my mind. Written by Written by a Vietnam Veteran, it is not your typical memorial. Fred Reed writes with acid as he has a few things to say. Heaven knows he earned the right to say them.
Click Here to Read More..Barbie Strikes Out Against WLBT
Barbie Bassett struck out again after the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the dismissal of her discrimination lawsuit against WLBT Friday.
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Stamps: We Need More "Purple" Districts
Public Service Commissioner De'Keither Stamps submitted this column on redistricting. The column was originally a letter to Governor Tate Reeves.
Click Here to Read More..The Naked Creature From the Biloxi Lagoon
The Biloxi Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, May 24, 2026
Live From Downtown in Jacktown
It's just another Saturday night in downtown Jacktown. Who needs pay per view?
Click Here to Read More..When Is It Time to Praise?
The Texas legislature passed a law allowing the concealed carry of handguns in 1996. There was debate over whether such carry should be allowed in church. A State Senator said allowing concealed carry in church "would greatly enhance the content of the sermons and would shorten the length of the service if everyone carried a gun." The law passed but still banned concealed carry in church. Taking it in stride, the late Dr. Frank Pollard implored his 1998 congregation "I'm here to preach and you're here to listen. If you get through before I do, just hold up your hand and that will be sufficient" to much laughter. Once he cleared up that bit of housekeeping, he preached on Psalm 34 and how David praised the Lord amidst his tribulations. As it was, Dr. Pollard kept the sermon to 14 minutes or so.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Where is Conservative Outrage Over Trump's $1.8 Billion Settlement?
Where is Republican outrage over Trump’s $1.8 billion scam labeled a “settlement” of his lawsuit against the IRS? Or his get-out-of-jail-forever pass issued by his former lawyer now serving as acting Attorney General?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, May 23, 2026
Hallelujah!
Good news for Downtown Jackson. The Daiquiri Bar is finally closing. The owner announced on Facebook:
Click Here to Read More..Uh-Oh
Some foolishness happened down at graduation in Port Gibson last night.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Blessed is the Nation Whose God is the Lord
For the past 25 years God has been loudly calling America to repent and return to Him. Actually, God has never ceased calling us to return to Him over the past 250 years. Our founders recognized God as “the Supreme Judge of the World” and relied “on the protection of divine Providence” as they wrote the words of our founding documents setting a firm foundation.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, May 22, 2026
Bigger Pie Forum: The Fog of Peace Making
Two plus months into the war with Iran and the fog of war is becoming the fog of peacemaking. What was a shoot-out has become a stand-off. The key terrain feature remains the Strait of Hormuz. It is the key to this conflict in much the same way that Vicksburg was to the Civil War. The double blockade of the Strait is creating a siege atmosphere and mindset. Daniel Yergin, the great energy scholar and scribe, calls this the biggest energy disruption in history. Resolving this grand disruption will not be easy or quick.
Click Here to Read More..Please Help The ARF
The Animal Rescue Fund needs your help. Let's face it, animal rescue is a dirty business. Most rescuers don't get paid. They crawl under houses, go into the hood, and endure seeing dogs suffering from neglect, abuse, and yes, torture. It is a thankless job but also a calling of the highest order. You saw the media reports on how a thief repeatedly vandalized the ARF, stealing lawn care equipment, vaccines, drugs, dog food, and other supplies. Please donate to the ARF as it desperately needs your help. Click here to donate through PayPal or mail. The ARF's Executive Director, Pippa Jackson, posted an update on Facebook yesterday:
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More Trouble for Goon Squad Victim
Goon Squad victim managed to get himself in trouble yet again after a Mississippi Highway Patrol trooper caught him with firearms even though he is a convicted felon. The police report states:
Click Here to Read More..Caught!
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Veggies for Dinner
Summertime means garden time and garden time means veggie time. ZeroBear PolyBear left us with his recipe for a veggie dinner in a downloadable format. Enjoy the fixin's and helpings.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, May 21, 2026
The Jackson Comeback
Madison Timber Receiver Suffers Embarrassing Defeat to Baker Donelson
Madison Timber Receiver Alysson Mills suffered an embarrassing loss in federal court yesterday after a jury found Baker Donelson not liable for damages and faulted the Receiver for not pursuing claims against investors who profited from the Ponzi scheme. The Receiver also announced she settled with UPS for $6.5 million in a separate lawsuit.
Click Here to Read More..Thief Attacks Animal Rescue Fund Over and Over
The Animal Rescue Fund on Mayes Street is going through some tough times right now after a thief hit the ARF three times in the last week. WLBT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Will He or Won't He?
Well, well, well, it appears someone might, might, be interested in running for Governor. Not enough of our best and brightest step up to lead so this could be a good thing.
Click Here to Read More..Charles Evans is Back Home
Convicted swindler Charles Evans is back in Jackson after serving 14 years in federal prison for bank fraud and money laundering in 2011. However, Evans has no place to live so he obtained approval to live an additional six months at a halfway house.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Goon Squad Victim Arrested
Eddie Parker got in trouble again. The Mississippi Highway Patrol arrested Parker after he wrecked his vehicle on Highway 49 in Simpson County. MHP charged Parker with being a felon in possession of a firearm after the trooper found an AR-15 in his vehicle.
Click Here to Read More..Duff Lawsuit to be Dismissed (Updated)
Update: Judge Johnson dismisses lawsuit with prejudice.
A California company withdrew its False Claims Act lawsuit that accused Mississippi billionaires Thomas and James Duff of committing PPP fraud today in U.S. District Court.
Click Here to Read More..Accused Child Molester Gets $4 Million Bond
A man accused of molesting his granddaughter received a $4 million bond in Jackson Municipal Court today.
Click Here to Read More..NAACP Goes Out of Bounds
The NAACP issued the following press release yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Embezzlers Plead Guilty
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Sunday Supper, A Thousand Miles North
CHICAGO—The first restaurant show I ever attended we still wrote guest checks by hand.
You took the order on a paper ticket, you carried it back, and you clipped it to a stainless steel wheel in the kitchen window. The cook spun the wheel. That was the system. That was the technology.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: 2nd-Gen Jurist Brings Impactful Nature on Federal Bench to Close at Age 85
When President Ronald Reagan appointed Tom Stewart Lee to the federal bench some 42 years ago last week, the usual national advocacy groups that spar over federal judicial appointments were hard-pressed to generate much opposition or support for the nomination. That’s because most of his judicial experience came in rural Scott County, Mississippi, as a county prosecutor, youth court judge, and municipal judge.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, May 19, 2026
JPD Needs Your Help
JPD asked the public to help identify several people in the parking lot of the Hideaway Saturday night. A video was released and is posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Trial Delayed for Accused Beth Israel Burner
A federal judge delayed the trial for accused synagogue burner Stephen Pittman today.
Click Here to Read More..Sparking Up the Race for State Auditor
State Senator Daniel Sparks (R- La Vino) will throw his hat in the ring for State Auditor today.
Click Here to Read More..Oxford Justice: Walker Fielder's Killer Goes Free
It appears the Catch & Release Program spread to Lafayette County. Seth Rokitka ran over and killed Walker Fielder in the Oxford Town Square in 2022. Although he pleaded guilty to aggravated DUI-Death and leaving the scene, such meant nothing to a Lafayette County judge who suspended Rokitka's sentence after he served a little more than a year in jail. Kill a kid, get a cookie.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day
It's never a good idea to sneak drugs into prison. Exhibit A: Jessica Hopson.
Click Here to Read More..Out of Control? We Report, You Decide
Who says JPD can't connect to the community?
Click Here to Read More..Receiver's Sale. Get it While It's Cheap
Want to buy a hotel? The Hilton on East County Line Road is up for sale.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, May 18, 2026
Food Fight! (Updated)
It appears we got us a food fight in the Sheriff's Office of Clarke County. This little message from some deputies appeared on Facebook:
Click Here to Read More..Tate Speaks on Redistricting
First Consul Tate Reeves had a few things to say about redistricting on social media this afternoon:
Click Here to Read More..Andy Gipson: Bennie Thompson Must Go
Gubernatorial candidate and Ag Commish Andy Gipson issued the following statement and map on Facebook.
Click Here to Read More..Staying Out of the Prado Power Struggle
The Public Service Commission will get no help from the Public Utilities Staff or the Attorney General as it decides whether to allow Prado AI to build a 350-megawatt natural gas fired electric generation facility to power an AI data center in Ridgeland.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, May 17, 2026
Silent Light
He was a Jew, she was a Samaritan. Auburn and Alabama had nothing close to the hatred that exists between those two groups. However, the Jew, Jesus Christ, broke down the wall between them. No tricks, no miracles, no dazzling displays of power. Just a message of friendship and love. The late Dr. Frank Pollard used this story to show the power of friendship and how we are to be friends to others. Enjoy the 1998 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Oops!
It seems a State Representative got himself into a wee bit of trouble.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: AI Model's Adaptation of Soggy Sweat Speech
What would AI models Copilot, Chat AI Plus, Gemini, Perplexity, and Claude write about their datacenter hosts if asked to concoct speeches like Rep. Noel “Soggy” Sweat’s 1952 whiskey speech? Sweat’s storytelling legacy was highlighted Sunday by the Mississippi Department of Archives and History.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, May 16, 2026
19 Years
It's been 19 years since one of the greatest moments in Mississippi journalism history took place.
Click Here to Read More..McHenry Tries to Delay Sentencing
Did Van's have an ATF problem?
William McHenry isn't quite ready to go to prison. Convicted of lying to a bankruptcy court. the former associate of Lamar Adams in the Madison Timber scheme filed a motion to continue his sentencing hearing in U.S. District Court Wednesday.
Click Here to Read More..Owens Strikes Out in Court
Crisler tried to rat out (allegedly) D.A. to Federalis
Jody Owens sensational ploy to get his indictment dismissed went down in flames Thursday in federal court.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: How shall We Then Live?
We’re all in a mess now. Or, as Hardy often accused Laurel, “This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us in to.”
Click Here to Read More..Shad Speaks
The State Auditor has not announced he is running for Governor but it appears a platform is starting to take shape
Click Here to Read More..Friday, May 15, 2026
Fitch Protests Abortion Pill Decision
Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Fordice Funeral Arrangements
The funeral arrangements for Dan Fordice are posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Light at the End of the ABC Tunnel?
The light at the end of the tunnel is getting a little bigger for liquor stores, restaurants, and casinos in Mississippi as the ABC made substantial progress in reducing its backlog last week.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Great Nations Aren't Destroyed by Enemies, They're Destroyed by Debt
Imagine your family spent more this year than you earned. Uncomfortable, but manageable. Now imagine your family had spent more than it earned every single year since 2001. By now you would be destitute.
That is what the federal government has been doing. Click Here to Read More..Clayton Cochran Convicted Again
The son of the late Senator Thad Cochran struck out again after a Madison County jury convicted him of trespassing and stalking his ex-wife.
Click Here to Read More..Why Do We No Longer Bake This Way?
In this week's recipe, ZeroBear PolyBear remembers how once upon a time, we cooked from recipes found in magazines, newspapers, and other media. Such ways have seemed to disappear so the Bear took a step back into the past.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, May 14, 2026
Shad Will Try to Trim the Fat
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Gilbert Creates Redistricting Committee
Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Brandon Has Mercy
Want to have some good clean fun? The Christian music band MercyMe announced it is coming to Brandon this year. More information is posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Remembering Dan Fordice
The obituary of Daniel Fordice is posted below. May his family find comfort and peace in the midst of their pain. Our prayers are with them.
Smuggler's Blues in Rankin County
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement Tuesday.
Click Here to Read More..Punks Destroy Panola County High School
A group of thugs trashed North Panola High School. The Panola County Sheriff announced on Facebook:
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Do You Have the Need for Some Speed?
It's back to the 80's with Goose, Iceman, and of course, Maverick. Yup. Top Gun is back in town at the theater for a whole week. Showtimes are posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Free to Kill Again and Kill He Did (Allegedly)
or when killing is a family affair
The Hinds County Catch & Release Program is very much alive. Exhibit A: Cardarow Harden, killer extraordinaire.
Click Here to Read More..Gluckstadt Getting a Park
The city of Gluckstadt issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Governor Cancels Special Session
First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statements on social media.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: The Forest and the Pine Trees
I had to drive five thousand miles from home to figure out what was sitting in my own front yard.
Sark After Dark: Trashing Ole Miss
Texas Head Football Coach Steve Sarkisian piled on Ole Miss after Lane Kiffin took a shot at his former employer. USA Today reported:
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Remembering the Legacies of Former Governor Kirk Fordice & First Lady Pat Fordice
Tuesday, May 12, 2026
Dan Fordice, Rest in Peace
This is a tough one to write. Danny Fordice, III. crashed his P-51 Mustang near Tallulah, Louisiana. He is the son of the late Mississippi Governor Kirk Fordice. He was a U.S. Army Officer and graduate of the Airborne and Ranger schools. Rest in peace, Sir. You were a fine company commander. At least he died doing what he loved most.
Click Here to Read More..Kiffin Apologizes
It appears Lane Kiffin is walking back some of his comments about Ole Miss. Blake Levine reported:
Click Here to Read More..Mardis Wants Out of Prison
Todd Mardis just won't take no for an answer as he tries to get out of prison. Mardis pleaded guilty to aggravated domestic violence after he beat his wife to a pulp in 2022.
Click Here to Read More..Lumumba Judge Seals Discovery
U.S. Magistrate Lakeysha Greer-Isaac issued a protective order in U.S.A. v. Jody Owens, II et al yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, May 11, 2026
Kiffin Blames What Else but The Flag
Lane Kiffin just can't stop himself from poking the Black Bears of Ole Miss. What did he do now, you ask? For some strange reason, the LSU football coach trashed the whole Ole Miss thing in an interview with Vanity Fair:
Click Here to Read More..The Wages of Fraud is Almost Nothing
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..SEC Leading Rusher Shot at Mississippi Concert
The University of Missouri issued the following statement:
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Hoisted on Your Own Petard
Hoist on your own petard — an unpleasant surprise. A bomb that goes off in your hand. A screen pass that turns into a pick six. A developer's fantasy that puts Entergy in a bind of its own making.
Click Here to Read More..Coming Soon: Matt Rife
Heaven knows we could use a laugh around here. Well, get ready to get your funny bone tickled because comedian Matt Rife is coming to Brandon this fall.
Click Here to Read More..The Dope Boyz Are Gone at Lake Caroline
The Dope Boyz won't be guarding Lake Caroline any longer. The Lake Caroline Homeowner's association announced:
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, May 10, 2026
New Kids on the Glock
Bill Maher took on the Assassination Culture Friday night, and yes, there is such a culture in America today. Hell, Mangione is getting a musical dedicated to him. You can't make this up. Check out what he had to say.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day
A student at Northeast Lauderdale High School went full klukker recently in a video posted on social media. The school issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Power of a Mother's Love
She was what the Pharisees considered to be a gentile dog as they thought of all gentiles. She was a single mother, possibly widowed. She was a woman of no influence and probably little means. However, she did possess two things: an overwhelming love for her daughter and a powerful faith. Bring the two to Christ, her daughter was healed. The late Dr. Frank Pollard used this story from Mark as he discusses the power of a mother's love. Enjoy the 1993 Mother's Day sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Sen. Hyde-Smith Could Have Acted Sooner
We miss Paul Harvey letting us know “the rest of the story.”
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, May 9, 2026
Closed!
Well, Pizza Shack is closed. The door is locked, the shelves are empty, and the lights are turned off. No "closed" signs grace the doors nor are there any updates on social media. An employee at a nearby business said the restaurant had been closed for at least a few days.
Click Here to Read More..Tragedy in Rankin
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..From Child Molester to Drug Dealer
Some people just can't be rehabilitated, right.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Communist Roots of the Woke
Last week House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) described his party’s efforts to draw state districts favoring Democrats, “We are in an era of maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time.”
Click Here to Read More..Friday, May 8, 2026
Losing the Signal: Jackson Traffic Lights
The Traffic Light Doctor of Youtube fame recently rolled through Jackson and well, had a few things to say about our traffic lights. Check out the video.
Click Here to Read More..Horror in Rankin County
A man is barricaded in a Rankin County home after a family dispute turned violent. Two victims are dead. The incident is on Monterey Road near Florence. More information will be posted when available.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Mississippi Led on Tax Reform. Recovery of American Mind Next Frontier
For decades, ideas hatched in the seminar rooms of 1960s France have been quietly percolating through American institutions. The result is a moral and intellectual climate in which a generation of young Americans has been taught to see themselves not as free individuals in charge of their own destinies, but as positions in a hierarchy of victimhood, defined by race or sex.
Click Here to Read More..Lake Caroline's Dope Boyz Busted
Madison County deputies arrested the security guards at Lake Caroline possessing drugs while on duty. Kenneth I. Stokes would be proud.
Got Smoke or Blowing Smoke?
The Order of the Sisters of Rukia is not happy about the upcoming redistricting in Mississippi.
Click Here to Read More..ABC Update: More Progress
There is not yet light at the end of the tunnel but progress continues to be made reducing the backlog of orders at the ABC warehouse.
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Keto-Friendly For a Change
ZeroBear PolyBear gave us quite a few tasty recipes. However, some are not exactly friendly on the caloric side. Um, make that too friendly. The Bear took a break from such cooking to provide us with a keto-friendly concoction of chicken, shrimp, and asparagus. Enjoy.
Thursday, May 7, 2026
They've Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby
How did concert ticket prices get so high? Tis a question asked by many as they are forced to fork out hundreds of dollars per ticket just to see their favorite artists perform live. The Youtube channel More Perfect Union explains how the Ticketmaster/Live Nation monopoly strangles customers and venues alike while it rakes in the dough. The video is relatively short but says quite a bit. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Murder Suspect or Man in the Iron Mask?
A former Yazoo City police chief has been sitting in jail for over a year even though he has not been indicted.
Click Here to Read More..Making Money off Racism
Racism is big business for the Southern Poverty Law Center according to its tax returns. No fewer than 16 employees make over $210,000 per year while it parks $31 million offshore and enjoyed nearly $800 million in investments. Good grub if you can get it.
Click Here to Read More..Convention Center Sues After Insurer Denies Hail Damage Claim
Uppercut!!!
Who needs wrasslin' at the Coliseum when there is regular entertainment of the pugilistic variety in other parts of Jackson?
Click Here to Read More..Time to Kill Some Hogs
Politicians not included.
Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statement.
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We Blew It
JJ offers its sincerest apologies to the Pizza Shack. Yours truly saw "news" of its closing on Nextdoor, went to Facebook, and saw the announcement. Just one problem. The announcement was for a similar named restaurant in another state. JJ's usual practice is to drive by the site to determine if a restaurant is actually closed. Drove by last night and can report the Pizza Shack is open. Apologies again to the owners. JJ will catch hell for it but that is to be expected when you screw up. We are big boys and can handle it.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, May 6, 2026
Jackson Firefighters Know How To Par-Tay!
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Goon Squad Victims Sues Rankin County Supervisor for Defamation
"the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell." James 3:5-6 (NIV)
Running off at the mouth could get mighty expensive for Steve Gaines after Goon Squad victims Michael Cory Jenkins and Eddie Parker sued the Rankin County Supervisor for defamation in Rankin County Circuit Court Monday.
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Scumbags of the Day
There are some people whom can't be hated enough. One such woman is Roxanne Record in Baton Rouge. Record killed her four year-old granddaughter by forcing her to drink over half a bottle of Canadian Mist. WJTV star alumnus Kiran Chawla reported on her website, Unfiltered Kiran:
Click Here to Read More..Chicken Wire & Chewing Gum?
Are the garbage trucks at Richard's Disposal safe to drive? A federal lawsuit accuses the company of firing a driver who dared to report several trucks were not safe to drive.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: A Cow in Wiggins is Better at Her Job Than I Am
There is a hamburger in Stone County better than 90% of the hamburgers being served in this country, and it is being cooked roughly 200 feet from the cattle that died to make it.
Click Here to Read More..Pop-Up Gets Popped in Madison
Be wary of these pop-up "events" where gold is bought and sold as they may not be legal. One would-be gold tycoon found out that lesson the hard way in Madison after the city shut down the "event."
Sid Salter: After Callais, Mississippi Voters Should Study Demographic Trends
For sixty years, Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act served as a kind of quiet referee in Southern politics. It didn’t tell voters how to think or politicians how to govern. It simply enforced a basic principle: lines couldn’t be drawn in a way that systematically canceled out minority votes.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, May 5, 2026
40 Years for Killing Belhaven Delivery Driver
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Hallucinations of Michael Crosby
Well, well, well. Yet another attorney got busted for the misuse of AI to write briefs. The Mississippi Court of Appeals ordered famed Gulf Coast attorney Michael Crosby to show cause why he should not be held in contempt of court after he filed a brief containing no fewer than eight phony citations.
Click Here to Read More..Dean Kirby to Retire, Yancey Steps up to the Plate
State Representative Lee Yancey (R - Shaggy's) announced he will run for State Senator Dean Kirby's seat next year after the Senate lion said he will not run for re-election. Mr. Yancey posted on Facebook:
Click Here to Read More..Water Collections Rise to 86%
JXN Water enjoyed a collection rate of 86% while the water system's performance continued to improve reported JXN Water in its quarterly status report Friday.
Click Here to Read More..Too Little, Too Late
JPD did its job - finally. It's latest press release states:
Click Here to Read More..Showdown in Jacktown
A key battle in the war between Jackson Academy and the Voyles family will take place in Hinds County Court next month.
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Monday, May 4, 2026
Idiot of the Day: Rankin County Redneck Edition
Sometimes playing cowboy is not a good idea as Rankin County redneck William Butler found out today.
Click Here to Read More..Nancy New Bookkeeper Goes to Prison (Updated)
Update: State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
The first person was sentenced to prison today in the welfare fraud scheme that my office uncovered over six years ago. My understanding from prosecutors is that the court will be sentencing the other six people who pleaded guilty soon," said State Auditor Shad White. "Our court system often takes time to function, but today it took a step toward justice for the taxpayers who were defrauded in the largest public fraud scheme in state history.
Original post: Hinds County Circuit Judge sentenced Anne McGrew to serve one year in prison and four years on house arrest for her role in the Nancy New scandal today.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: A Tale of Two Rate Increases
In March 2026, two Mississippi cities raised their water rates. Ridgeland increased its typical residential bill by $6.31 a month. JXN Water increased its by $8.88. Similar numbers. Very different decision processes.
Click Here to Read More..Behind the Shield
If you want to keep up with the Capitol Police, check out its latest newsletter posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Jelly Roll!
Country music sensation Jelly Roll is coming to Brandon. Tickets go on sale Thursday. More information is posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Parham Bridges Progress
Sunday, May 3, 2026
40 Years
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement Thursday.
Click Here to Read More..The Return of the Seuss
"I will not learn your new dumb word." Aptly said. Overton Window, anyone?
Click Here to Read More..Forgiven, Forgotten Forever
"Do not remember the sins of my youth and my rebellious ways" said the 25th chapter of a Psalm written before the age of smartphones and social media where sins are rarely forgotten. However, preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard (First Baptist Church - Jackson), our sins can be forgiven and even forgotten. All we have to do is ask. Enjoy Dr. Pollard's 1998 sermon posted below as he discusses the forgetting of our sins no matter how heavy they are.
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Bill Crawford: Civil Discourse, Of All Things
Civil discourse? What? Let’s talk about controversies – the Iran war, immigration, the farm bill, spying on Americans, etc. Those are more dynamic and timely topics, right?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, May 2, 2026
Did Mayor Blame JXN Water for Fire Rating Downgrade?
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: What Does the Man on the Street Know Anyway?
“Man on the street” interviews show the true feelings of average Americans on any given day. “What happened in Washington, DC, Saturday night, April 25, at the Washington Hilton?” Uh, I don’t know, what?
Click Here to Read More..Friday, May 1, 2026
Governor Delays Appointments
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement on Facebook.
Click Here to Read More..Flashback Friday
If are you of a certain age, you remember the shame of the Iranian hostage crisis that lasted for over a year. The military suffered one of its worst humiliations ever with the Desert One disaster. Little remembered is what the savages did afterwards.
Click Here to Read More..Jackson's Fire Ratings Worsens
The State Rating Bureau dropped Jackson's fire rating from a third class to a fourth class rating today.
Click Here to Read More..Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuumble!!!
It will be a steel cage, no rules, no time limit, loser must leave town match next month as the city of Jackson and the State of Mississippi square off in a federal courtroom over who controls the airport.
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MCPP: Mississippi Climbs Into Top Half of Economic Outlook Rankings
For decades, Mississippi sat near the bottom of every economic ranking that mattered. Income, education, growth — the conventional wisdom held that the state was a permanent laggard, useful mainly as a punchline.
That story is now out of date. Click Here to Read More..Live from Downtown
The residentially challenged can get pretty creative but this is a new one on High Street.
Click Here to Read More..Poor Recipe for a Rainy Day
We are in for a rainy weekend which means it's the perfect time to make some divinity candy. ZeroBear PolyBear was kind enough to provide us with his recipe in a downloadable format. Get to work.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, April 30, 2026
Wingate: Not So Fast, My Friend
U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate blocked the implementation of HB #1677. His order states:
Click Here to Read More..Down Goes Live Nation & Ticketmaster
Ticketmaster is almost a curse word to concert goers everywhere as it gouges consumers with "service" fees and raises ticket prices in a seemingly never-ending upward spiral. However, there might be light at the end of this tunnel after Ticketmaster/Live Nation suffered a big loss in an antitrust lawsuit last week in New York. Posted below is the New York Times podcast about the case that was published Friday. Ben Sisario, the reporter who covered the six-week trial, breaks it all down in a rather interesting podcast (if you are into that sort of thing).
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ABC Makes Progress at Warehouse
The ABC warehouse made progress again last week in reducing its backlog of orders.
Click Here to Read More..Killing Saruman = Life + 40 Years
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Faith, Family, & Future
Mississippi Secretary of State Michael Watson is back on the Empower Podcast—and this time, he’s not just talking policy, he’s running for Lt. Governor… seemingly unopposed (at least for now).
Click Here to Read More..Things Might be Happening at the Zoo
Will the Jackson Zoo and Livingston Park experience a rebirth? Such might happen if city officials have their way.
Click Here to Read More..Fondren Envy
Convicted killer Polo Edwards sits behind bars yet he is still up to his old tricks.
Click Here to Read More..The Madison Timber Slog Continues
Here is some Madison Timber porn. If you have been keeping up with the Madison Timber Receiver's lawsuit against Baker Donelson, perhaps you can read this response and shed some light on it.
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David Allen Coe Finally Passes
Country music legend David Allen Coe passed on the great honky tonk up in the sky. He was 86 years old. To say he was controversial is an understatement as David Allen Coe defined controversy with his rather, um, colorful songwriting. He was truly someone who DGAF.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Study, Study, Study
Jackson Ward 5 Councilman Vernon Hartley issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Ridgeland Officer Needs Blood
Ridgeland Police officer Ryan Stacy continues to recover from an automobile accident Sunday.
Click Here to Read More..Shad Gets the Willies
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Legal Gods Favor Goddess
Latrice Rogers will not have to pay $150,000 to a model she used to promote her business after the Mississippi Court of Appeals reversed a lower court verdict.
Click Here to Read More..Bain Wants to be State Bean Counter
Former State Representative Nick Bain announced he is running for State Auditor earlier this week.
Click Here to Read More..Whiteside Trial Postponed
(Read in a shrill, twangy female voice) Update! Update! UPDAAAAAATE!!!
Lindsey Whiteside's trial in federal court has been postponed until August 3 due to a reported heart condition.A federal grand jury indicted Whiteside for transporting a minor across state lines for sexual purposes in October.
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Robert St. John: Table 19
Bacon is one of the few things on earth that a man can use to measure whether he's home or not. After eight weeks of European breakfasts, I needed three mornings in a row at table 19 in the Midtowner before the question got settled. The bacon here is cooked the way bacon was meant to be cooked — crisp at the edges, no microwave shortcuts, not the almost-raw European ham-like floppy pork I ate for the better part of two months. Bacon, done right.
Click Here to Read More..There is a Ruckus Among Us
Never let it be said Hardees (remember them?) doesn't take care of its customers. Just last week, it provided free entertainment to customers at the Love's Travel Stop in Indianola. See for yourself.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Reeves' Decision to Preemptively Call a Special Session for Redistricting Shrewd
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Delbert Appoints Bond Man to Water Board
Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Storage Thief Busted
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Prado Fires Back at Bigger Pie Forum: No Grid Means No Grid
Prado AI submitted this response to yesterday's column by Bigger Pie Forum Chairman Kelly Williams.
As the developer, owner, and operator of an advanced AI industrial campus and a proponent for a transformative option for AI industrial development, Prado AI Industrial, LLC is committed both to open public discussion and to regulatory compliance. That public discussion, however, must be rooted in the truth. While Mr. Williams and Bigger Pie Forum are welcome to their opinion and have the right to share that opinion, Prado AI felt it necessary to respond to clarify the factual misstatements and false assumptions made in Mr. Williams’ column. Click Here to Read More..Mayhem in Yazoo
The guns were a'blazing in Yazoo City last night and the Sheriff was not too happy about it.
Click Here to Read More..Here We Go Again
The Jackson City Council is at it again. The subject: HB #1677.
Click Here to Read More..Prayers & Support Needed
Please pray for Ridgeland Police officer Ryan Stacy. He was critically injured Sunday during the severe weather. More information if posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, April 27, 2026
Jackson Tries to Block Creation of Water Authority
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Twerkin' With the PoPo
Some people just can't save their twerking for the club.
Click Here to Read More..Package Store Quits Ruan Lawsuit
A package store withdrew its lawsuit against ABC warehouse manager Ruan Transport.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Off the Grid
Mississippi has now seen the data center problem from three vantage points. From one end, Amazon cut a sweetheart deal — SB 2001 — that handed it access to Entergy’s grid while keeping the contracts secret from the ratepayers who will subsidize it.
Click Here to Read More..State Auditor: State Spent Millions on Medicaid for Illegals
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Funeral Arrangements for Anthony Simon
The funeral arrangements for Anthony Simon are posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, April 26, 2026
Brandon Teen Drowns
The Brandon Police department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Paying off the Klan: Southern Poverty Shame?
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Nietzsche (Beyond Good and Evil)
The Southern Poverty Law Center might have some splainin' to do after the Justice Department accused the civil rights organization of paying off the leadership of the KKK, Nazi Party, and Aryan Nations while telling donors it was fighting hate.
Click Here to Read More..Hallowed Be Thy Name
Thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord in vain. Tis one of the more memorable commandments as the Lord's name is deemed to be holy. Christ repeats it again when he teaches us how to pray: Hallowed be they name. As the culture coarsens and becomes more crude with each passing generation, the misuse of his name is heard more and more. The late Dr. Frank Pollard reminded us of the holiness of his name in the 1998 sermon posted below. What's in a name is an age-old quip. Dr. Pollard explains what exactly is in the Lord's name.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Vital Local Journalism at Risk
The Mississippi Press Association, celebrating its 160th anniversary, held a forum highlighting local journalism last week at History Is Lunch in the Two Museums. MPA vice president Peter Imes, publisher of the Commercial Dispatch in Columbus, spoke of the vital role local journalism “plays at the grassroots level in our democracy” as he welcomed the panel.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, April 25, 2026
Horhn Announces Water Board Appointments
Jackson Urban Praetor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Capitol Grill Backtracks
Well, that didn't last long. Check out this message from the Capitol Grill's Facebook page:
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D.L. Gardner: Her Family Resisted Iran's Regime
Sara Afshari, a Research Tutor at Oxford Centre for Mission Studies, describes herself as, “I am Iranian. I am Christian. I carry scars.”
Click Here to Read More..Friday, April 24, 2026
Governor Calls Special Session on Court Redistricting
First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Who is the Dope Boy?
Kenneth I. Stokes. Batman. Sounds like a damn monster movie. Um, make that a disaster movie. The scene: A public hearing for the renaming of Wood Street. Just watch.
Click Here to Read More..She Mad at Mississippi
A Texas woman placed razor blades into bread for sale at a Biloxi Walmart last year because she was "mad at Mississippi."
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Mississippi Overtakes Britain
Something remarkable has happened here in Mississippi. The state that for most of the last century sat at the bottom of nearly every American economic table has, quietly, pulled ahead of the United Kingdom in GDP per capita. Last week, Governor Tate Reeves highlighted the fact on X/Twitter in his characteristically Southern style - and the tweet went viral.
Click Here to Read More..No Comment!
A certain Hinds County supervisor appears to be getting down on the dance floor.
Click Here to Read More..Time for Some Good Ole Barbecue
Summer is around the corner which means it will be the perfect time to barbecue and heaven knows in Mississippi, we love our barbecue. The ZeroBear PolyBear presents his bbq pork recipe in a downloadable format. Get the charcoal, fire up the grill, and get to work.
Click Here to Read More..Anthony Simon, Rest in Peace
Jackson attorney Anthony Simon passed away yesterday due to a heart attack. He was a great guy and good friend. Rest in peace, Anthony. You're already missed.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, April 23, 2026
The Ballad of Rudy: Prison
Rudy Warnock is finally serving time in federal prison.
Click Here to Read More..Phil Bryant Gets Rematch Against Mississippi Today
Former Governor Phil Bryant's defamation lawsuit against Mississippi Today is alive again after the Mississippi Supreme Court resurrected it from the boneyard.
Click Here to Read More..Good Job, Jackson
Martin's Appliances & Furniture on Medgar Evers Boulevard is closed. Owner Patrick Martin apparently shut down the store after he suffered 15 burglaries in the last six months. He complained to the City Council JPD was of no help to him.
Click Here to Read More..When the Wine Runs Dry: Progress Made
The ABC's made a little bit of progress in reducing the backlog at its warehouse last week.
Click Here to Read More..Potheads Rejoice! Feds Move Marijuana to Schedule III
The Justice Department issued the following statement yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..The Prado Power Struggle
It is truly a clash of corporate titans in Mississippi as Gabriel Prado squares off with Mississippi's power companies at the Public Service Commission. At stake is Mr. Prado's plan to build a gas-fired power plant to provide electricity to his proposed AI data center and its tenants. JJ broke the news yesterday and covered the story rather thoroughly. Earlier post. However, some people don't like reading long stories so JJ did something to help out such folk.
Click Here to Read More..The Idiot Speaks
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
The Chief Finally Looks Like a Chief
Check out JPD Chief Rashal Brackney last weekend at the South Jackson parade.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Between the Arctic and Africa
“Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.”
— Dalai Lama
LISBON—Seven weeks ago, I stood in snow 200 miles above the Arctic Circle in Tromso, Norway watching the sky turn green. Tomorrow I will stand on a cliff in the Algarve 200 miles above Africa, looking at the last stretch of the Atlantic before it runs east to Gibraltar.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Local Sports: Glory & Honor Before the Days of NIL, Portal, & Social Media
The rise of county-level sports halls of fame around Mississippi has provided an opportunity for communities to honor excellence. Lowndes County and Scott County are two venues where the programs are thriving, and overdue recognition is being celebrated.
Click Here to Read More..Data Center Project Turns into a Power Struggle
Progress versus the past. It is an age-old conflict that will always be with us. In this case, it describes the war that has broken out between Gabriel Prado and the power companies of Mississippi as they brawl at the Mississippi Public Service Commission. At stake is the future of data centers in Mississippi and who gets to provide power to them.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Thunderdome: Baker Donelson & Madison Timber Receiver
Two men enter, only one man leaves. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
The showdown between Madison Timber Receiver Alysson Mills and Baker Donelson is finally underway in U.S. District Court eight years after she sued the prestigious law firm to recover profits allegedly made in the Lamar Adams Ponzi scheme.
Click Here to Read More..Governor: Jackson Does not Need to Run Water System
Governor Tate Reeves made no bones about what he thinks about the city of Jackson running its water system.
Click Here to Read More..Paying the Price
A federal judge moved to seize Nancy New's Sheffield Drive house. U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves issued the following order yesterday:
Click Here to Read More..Shad Busts Prison Scheme
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Grizzell Wants to Stop Data Centers
If Jackson City Council President Bryan Grizzell has his way, it will be a loooong time before any data centers are built in Jackson - if they ever are.
Click Here to Read More..Ruan to ABC Customers: We Done Good
The wine might run dry at restaurants, the shelves might go empty at liquor stores, and the casinos might struggle to serve their customers but don't worry, the ABC Warehouse manager took the time to pat itself on the back for what it thinks is a job well done. Don't believe it? Check out this letter Ruan Transport sent to ABC customers last week.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, April 20, 2026
Live From the Delta
Things might be getting out of control at O'Bannon High School.
Click Here to Read More..Grizzell: STOP!
Jackson City Council "President" Bryan Grizzell took a break from hanging out at the Beasley Road Totesum so he could protect Jackson from - gasp - data centers. Check out this item on the agenda:
Click Here to Read More..Live From WYAB
The Kingfish subbed for KIM Waaaaaade last Wednesday. The first hour was posted here last week. The second hour is posted below. Yours truly dished the dirt on Iran before moving on to the local Jackson idiots. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Steal Nearly $70,000 in Welfare, No Prison
Correction: DHS issued a correction. The convict received a probation term of five years.
The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Filmmaker Sues Charlotte Reeves for Movie Deal Gone Bad
A project that began with promises and fancy drawings ended in a court fight between Jackson socialite and perennial mayoral candidate Charlotte Reeves and a filmmaker.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: An Ounce of Prevention
Benjamin Franklin said, “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” Bigger Pie Forum says, “Billions of prevention is worth trillions of cure.”
Click Here to Read More..Meet an ABC Warehouse Casualty
The ABC warehouse disaster continues to claim victims among restaurants, bars, casinos, and package stores throughout Mississippi. Big or small, they are all suffering. Several have closed shop. Meet one casualty of the mess.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, April 19, 2026
The Rise of the AI
It's the new religion, the new faith. Of course, we are talking about AI. However, is AI something to fear? Bill Maher gave us a few things to chew on about AI Friday night.
Click Here to Read More..The Cast Down Sheep
For creatures so docile, sheep can be so much trouble. If a sheep lies down and his wool his too heavy, he can't get up if his legs are off the ground. He will die of starvation or hot weather. Sheep will remain in an area after eating all the grass, thus starving to death unless moved to another area. They are prone to wander, hence the shepherd must be vigilant, nudging them back to the herd for their own safety. Such as sheep so are we, preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard. Enjoy his 1998 sermon posted below as he discusses one of the best known works in the Bible, Psalm 23.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Data Suggests Few Fiscal Conservatives Left in DC
The national debt is nearing $40 trillion, passing $39.5 trillion this month. The projected budget deficit this year, before the Iran not-war happened, was $1.9 trillion. Proposed extraordinary spending now pending in Congress could push this year’s deficit beyond $2 trillion.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, April 18, 2026
Supremes Slap Down Hodges-Linzey, Strike $1,500 Contempt on Matthew Thompson
The Supremes hammered Hinds County Chancellor Tametrice Hodges-Linzey after she forced attorney Matthew Thompson to pay $1,500 for contempt of court.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: The Communists Among Us
Last week I wrote about warnings Xi Van Fleet raised in her first book, “Mao’s America: A Survivor’s Warning.” Xi describes herself as “Chinese by birth; American by choice, survivor of Mao’s Cultural Revolution, defender of liberty.” She was born in China, lived through the Cultural Revolution, and was sent to work in the countryside at the age of 16. After Mao’s death, she was able to study English in America and has lived in the United States since 1986.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, April 17, 2026
New Rules: Capitol Grill Version
The Ratchet Crowd is going to have to find somewhere else to have fun. The Capitol Grill announced some new rules after a shooting took place last weekend.
Click Here to Read More..Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
"The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. less than a hundred were made." That quote can only mean one thing: Ferris Bueller's Day Off returns to the big screen next week. So are you ready to ditch? Showtimes posted below
Click Here to Read More..Lumumba Case Update: Back to Court
U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III scheduled a hearing in U.S.A. v. Jody Owens, II, et al in U.S. District Court:
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: AI and the Liberty Movement
Amazon has just announced another multi-billion-dollar data center project in Mississippi — the latest in a flood of inward investment now pouring into our state. But here’s the thing worth reflecting on: even AI-related investments on this scale are only a fraction of what is flowing into data centers and AI infrastructure across the country. What is happening in AI is not just another tech cycle. It is going to be absolutely massive — and genuinely transformative in ways that will touch every kind of institution.
Click Here to Read More..Jailing Mr. Banks
Banks hit Greenbrook Flowers, Pig & Pint, Downtown Snack Shop, Steve's Deli, Downtown Drug Store, Iron Horse Grill, Shiro's, Keifers, La Cazuela, Jaco's Taco's, Stanley Wine & Liquor, Fenians, Downtown Pizza & Daiquiri, Native Coffee, Hood Building, a law firm, and Snack Shack.
Downtown businesses can breathe a sigh of relief after John Arthur Banks pleaded guilty to multiple counts of business burglary yesterday in Hinds County Circuit Court. Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Happy Is As Happy Does
It is such a sad world it is a pleasure to see someone truly enjoying life.
Click Here to Read More..Southern Comfort Food, Straight Out of Itta Bena, Courtesy of a Granny
Nothing says southern comfort food as much as the dish chicken and dumplings. ZeroBear PolyBear provided his own colorful recipe for the Southern staple in a downloadable format. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, April 16, 2026
"Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Fight"
If there is one thing unreconstructed Southerners love to do it is to refight the Civil War (War of Northern Aggression for them). Defending the Lost Cause myth, they often sound as Germans claiming they were backstabbed at home in World War I. Dr. David Williams, an award-winning historian at Valdosta State University, takes square aim at the myth. He discusses in a 2013 paper how many Southerners rebelled against the Confederacy, often calling it a "rich man's war, a poor man's fight." Dr. Williams asserts:
Click Here to Read More..A.G. Takes on PBM's
Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Empower Mississippi Podcast: Senator Roger Wicker
The role of American strength is back at the center of the conversation. In this episode, Grant Callen sits down with Roger Wicker, Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee and Mississippi’s senior senator. From rebuilding America’s military strength to confronting the “axis of aggression,” Senator Wicker offers a behind-the-scenes look at the decisions shaping global security. They discuss modernizing the military, why deterrence still matters, and how the U.S. should respond to threats from China, Russia, and Iran. Wicker also makes the case for standing firmly with Ukraine in its fight against Vladimir Putin. The conversation also turns to Mississippi’s recent momentum, from the decision to change the state flag to the growing push for school choice and broader efforts to create opportunity across the state.
Click Here to Read More..The Case of the Missing $2 Million
Jackson Ward 1 City Councilman Ashby Foote thinks the city should throw its parking meter contract with SP Plus in the trash can after he learned the city has not received a dime for parking meter revenue six months into the current fiscal year.
Click Here to Read More..LaCazuela Killer Gets Life + 15 Years
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..When the Wine Runs Dry: Good News, Bad News
There is good news and bad news at the Alcohol Beverage Control Division. The good news is ABC tax collections greatly improved in March. The bad news is the backlog of cases remains over 170,000 cases.
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June
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- Superintendents Plead Guilty to $400,000 Embezzlement
- Reversed!
- Robert St. John: The Real Work
- Please Support Jackson Jambalaya
- Fowler Goes to Prison, Attorney & Son Accused of S...
- Sid Salter: Third of June & Haunting Mystery of Ge...
- Not Quite Gone to the Dogs
- Wingate Blocks HB #1677
- New Rules
- Delayed
- More Liquor Stores Declare War on Ruan
- Mississippi College is no More
- It's Coming
- Down With the White Folks
- Prado AI Moving Forward on Data Center Project
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May
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- Elect This Guy
- But, But, That's not What I Meant
- Investing v. Spending
- Bill Crawford: Millsaps, Ole Miss Top College Scor...
- Flashback: Welcome to Mississippi
- No Deals
- Fire Hydrant Problems?
- D.L. Gardner: Will 2026 Repeat 2020?
- Punt! (Updated)
- Blue Dot Fever?
- Callaway's Update
- Last Chance
- TdA Members Hit Mississippi Jackpot
- Will No One Rid Me of These Council Members?
- Is Okra Controversial? Maybe I Don't Care.
- Closing Soon
- Florida Man Burned for 35 Years
- Throwback Thursday
- Funny of the Day: Travel Ball
- What Will They Do?
- Empower Podcast: Can the Delta Rise Again?
- Dear Dr. Chief: About That Squatters Law
- Live From Jacktown
- One Night Only: Saving Private Ryan
- Good Job, JPD
- Wife-Killer Gets Life
- UMMC Gets Some Airborne
- The Carly Gregg Post-Game Show: The Appeal
- Robert St. John: Forty-Three
- The REST of the Story: Port Gibson Graduation Edition
- Sid Salter: For Most, Gas Prices Are Top Public Po...
- Tune in Tomorrow
- Live From Downtown
- Bigger Pie Forum: Blissful Ignorance versus Mistak...
- Can the Kids Read? 2026 Edition
- ACLU's Star Plaintiff Gets 64 Years for Drug Dealing
- Thunderdome: Redistricting and Bennie Thompson
- Memorial Day: A Veteran Writes
- The New Cool
- Barbie Strikes Out Against WLBT
- Stamps: We Need More "Purple" Districts
- The Naked Creature From the Biloxi Lagoon
- Live From Downtown in Jacktown
- When Is It Time to Praise?
- Look Out on Lakeland
- Bill Crawford: Where is Conservative Outrage Over ...
- Hallelujah!
- Uh-Oh
- D.L. Gardner: Blessed is the Nation Whose God is t...
- Bigger Pie Forum: The Fog of Peace Making
- No Comment!
- Please Help The ARF
- K-9 Suffers Medical Emergency During Manhunt
- More Trouble for Goon Squad Victim
- Caught!
- Veggies for Dinner
- And Another One
- The Jackson Comeback
- Madison Timber Receiver Suffers Embarrassing Defea...
- Thief Attacks Animal Rescue Fund Over and Over
- Will He or Won't He?
- Charles Evans is Back Home
- Goon Squad Victim Arrested
- Duff Lawsuit to be Dismissed (Updated)
- Accused Child Molester Gets $4 Million Bond
- NAACP Goes Out of Bounds
- Embezzlers Plead Guilty
- Robert St. John: Sunday Supper, A Thousand Miles N...
- Gator!
- Sid Salter: 2nd-Gen Jurist Brings Impactful Nature...
- JPD Needs Your Help
- Trial Delayed for Accused Beth Israel Burner
- Sparking Up the Race for State Auditor
- Oxford Justice: Walker Fielder's Killer Goes Free
- Idiot of the Day
- Out of Control? We Report, You Decide
- Receiver's Sale. Get it While It's Cheap
- Funny of the Day
- Food Fight! (Updated)
- Tate Speaks on Redistricting
- Andy Gipson: Bennie Thompson Must Go
- Live From Downtown
- Staying Out of the Prado Power Struggle
- Hideaway Homicide
- Chili's Gets Hot
- Silent Light
- Oops!
- Bill Crawford: AI Model's Adaptation of Soggy Swea...
- 19 Years
- McHenry Tries to Delay Sentencing
- Owens Strikes Out in Court
- D.L. Gardner: How shall We Then Live?
- Shad Speaks
- Fitch Protests Abortion Pill Decision
- Fordice Funeral Arrangements
- Light at the End of the ABC Tunnel?
- MCPP: Great Nations Aren't Destroyed by Enemies, T...
- Clayton Cochran Convicted Again
- Why Do We No Longer Bake This Way?
- Shad Will Try to Trim the Fat
- Gilbert Creates Redistricting Committee
- Brandon Has Mercy
- Remembering Dan Fordice
- Throwback Thursday
- Smuggler's Blues in Rankin County
- Punks Destroy Panola County High School
- Do You Have the Need for Some Speed?
- Free to Kill Again and Kill He Did (Allegedly)
- Gluckstadt Getting a Park
- Governor Cancels Special Session
- Robert St. John: The Forest and the Pine Trees
- Sark After Dark: Trashing Ole Miss
- Sid Salter: Remembering the Legacies of Former Gov...
- Dan Fordice, Rest in Peace
- Kiffin Apologizes
- Mardis Wants Out of Prison
- Closed!
- Lumumba Judge Seals Discovery
- Kiffin Blames What Else but The Flag
- The Wages of Fraud is Almost Nothing
- SEC Leading Rusher Shot at Mississippi Concert
- Bigger Pie Forum: Hoisted on Your Own Petard
- Coming Soon: Matt Rife
- The Dope Boyz Are Gone at Lake Caroline
- New Kids on the Glock
- Idiot of the Day
- #29
- The Power of a Mother's Love
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April
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- Wingate: Not So Fast, My Friend
- Down Goes Live Nation & Ticketmaster
- ABC Makes Progress at Warehouse
- Killing Saruman = Life + 40 Years
- Faith, Family, & Future
- Things Might be Happening at the Zoo
- Fondren Envy
- The Madison Timber Slog Continues
- David Allen Coe Finally Passes
- Study, Study, Study
- Ridgeland Officer Needs Blood
- Shad Gets the Willies
- The Legal Gods Favor Goddess
- Bain Wants to be State Bean Counter
- Whiteside Trial Postponed
- Robert St. John: Table 19
- There is a Ruckus Among Us
- Sid Salter: Reeves' Decision to Preemptively Call ...
- Delbert Appoints Bond Man to Water Board
- Storage Thief Busted
- Prado Fires Back at Bigger Pie Forum: No Grid Mean...
- The Funk is Strong With This One
- Mayhem in Yazoo
- Here We Go Again
- Prayers & Support Needed
- Jackson Tries to Block Creation of Water Authority
- Twerkin' With the PoPo
- Package Store Quits Ruan Lawsuit
- Bigger Pie Forum: Off the Grid
- Idiots of the Day
- State Auditor: State Spent Millions on Medicaid fo...
- Funeral Arrangements for Anthony Simon
- Brandon Teen Drowns
- Paying off the Klan: Southern Poverty Shame?
- Hallowed Be Thy Name
- #25: Murder in the Park
- Bill Crawford: Vital Local Journalism at Risk
- Horhn Announces Water Board Appointments
- Capitol Grill Backtracks
- D.L. Gardner: Her Family Resisted Iran's Regime
- Governor Calls Special Session on Court Redistricting
- Who is the Dope Boy?
- She Mad at Mississippi
- MCPP: Mississippi Overtakes Britain
- No Comment!
- Time for Some Good Ole Barbecue
- Anthony Simon, Rest in Peace
- The Ballad of Rudy: Prison
- Phil Bryant Gets Rematch Against Mississippi Today
- Good Job, Jackson
- When the Wine Runs Dry: Progress Made
- Potheads Rejoice! Feds Move Marijuana to Schedule III
- The Prado Power Struggle
- The Idiot Speaks
- The Chief Finally Looks Like a Chief
- Homicide at Northside Drive Liquor Store
- Robert St. John: Between the Arctic and Africa
- Idiot of the Day
- Sid Salter: Local Sports: Glory & Honor Before the...
- Data Center Project Turns into a Power Struggle
- Thunderdome: Baker Donelson & Madison Timber Receiver
- Governor: Jackson Does not Need to Run Water System
- Paying the Price
- Shad Busts Prison Scheme
- Grizzell Wants to Stop Data Centers
- Ruan to ABC Customers: We Done Good
- Live From the Delta
- Grizzell: STOP!
- Live From WYAB
- Steal Nearly $70,000 in Welfare, No Prison
- Filmmaker Sues Charlotte Reeves for Movie Deal Gon...
- Bigger Pie Forum: An Ounce of Prevention
- Meet an ABC Warehouse Casualty
- #22: 67 Year Old Man
- The Rise of the AI
- The Cast Down Sheep
- Bill Crawford: Data Suggests Few Fiscal Conservati...
- Supremes Slap Down Hodges-Linzey, Strike $1,500 Co...
- The Heroes Among Us
- D.L. Gardner: The Communists Among Us
- New Rules: Capitol Grill Version
- Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
- Lumumba Case Update: Back to Court
- MCPP: AI and the Liberty Movement
- Jailing Mr. Banks
- Happy Is As Happy Does
- Southern Comfort Food, Straight Out of Itta Bena, ...
- Yes!!!
- "Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Fight"
- A.G. Takes on PBM's
- Empower Mississippi Podcast: Senator Roger Wicker
- The Case of the Missing $2 Million
- LaCazuela Killer Gets Life + 15 Years
- When the Wine Runs Dry: Good News, Bad News
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June
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The Kingfish's Favorite Posts
- Presenting the Mississippi State Capitol (Video)
- Editorial: The airport belongs to Jackson. Period.
- Kelly arrested for taking pics of Rose Cochran
- The Real Face of Mississippi Government
- PERS gets mo' money but funding level falls
- Majority black public school districts spend more, waste more, fail more
- Jackson's water bond failure: The REST of the story.
- Time to return fire on Banks
- Supervisor votes on projects next to land he owns
- Throwdown at the Levee Board
- Door shuts on another life
- Truth begins to come out in Irby case
- Judge orders interview of Irby
- Steadivest: Snakes or snake-bitten?
- Post-election thoughts
- Rest of the story about Crisler's shooting
- Jackson paying $4 million in fees
- Will Jackson end up like Birmingham
- Record-breaking fraud?
- FBI contacted MVT about Evans
- Heather Spencer police reports
- An open letter to John McCain
- Are your 401k's safe from Democrats?
- Democrats' Plans for Controlling the Media
- Who is Teresa Ghilarducci?
- Kingfish wins at Ethics Commission
- Tribe of Obama
- Berry V. Aetna (rankin County Cesspool)
- Incest in Dixie: Mississippi Legal Profession
- Jim Hood: Liar
- JFP Tax Problems? (See comments)
- The SafeCity Bill
- Isn't this called secession?
- A Black Governor in Mississippi?
- Time to grade Miles' exam
- Domestic Violence & Divorce in Mississippi
- Truthwatch, eh?
- What is Jackson Jambalaya?
- Election Night Thoughts
- Counter-Insurgency for Beginners
- Jazz for Beginngers
- Mayor Melton's Soljah
- A Leopard Can't Change His Spots, Can Jere Nash?
- Harborwalk Hoax?
- A Pox on All Your Houses
Local Media
- Y'all Politics
- WLBT
- West Jackson Facebook page
- WJTV
- The Northside Sun
- WAPT
- The Mississippi Link
- The Rez News
- Othor Cain
- Mississippi Magazine
- Jackson Free Press (Jackson, MS Alternative Weekly)
- Harborwalk Thread (Jackson's Latest Boondoggle)
- Darkhorse Press
- Clarion Ledger (Jackson, MS Gannett Newspaper)
- Clay Edwards Show
- Barksdale Today
- Supertalk Mississippi
Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.



































