Jackson Jambalaya

Papa would be honored

1,613 sf home on 1/4 acre, what could go wrong? I wonder if they have a permit?

Off hwy 80 and lynch street… what could possibly go wrong? Do you need a permit for this type of event? Can you legally sell alcohol in a home to strangers?

What could possibly go wrong? The flyer says security will be strictly enforced and I’m sure they will be considerate of neighbors. I’m guessing that most female attendees, though, will have a little more meat on their bones than the ones pictured.

Go ahead and line up the coroner.

Bring Your Own Antibiotics.

That property looks like some Section 8 Shithole.

No need to inform the coroner. He has already had the oil changed in his vehicle and it’s in his driveway backed in so all he has to do is crank it and put it in drive. The address is already plugged in Apple Maps

I can’t find a parking spot.

Giving credit where credit is due, 5:03's "I’m guessing that most female attendees, though, will have a little more meat on their bones than the ones pictured." has to be both the understatement of the year and today's winner by a long shot (no pun intended on the "shot").

I’m here! The six women in the pool are displacing most of the water, so there’s not a lot of room for the rest of us. However, judging by how long the line is outside the house’s one loo, I’m afraid some of the people in the pool may be using it for more than swimming. Y’all come on! Otis Day is cranking out hits and one of my new friends just asked if he could dance with my date.

More evidence Jackson's turning a corner!

Were any of these promoters involved in the trailride?

I hope they shock the pool first

As safe as the recent trail ride???

Be strapped or be ducking.

There's the green reflecting pool.

They lied. The babes on the poster turned out to weigh at least 300#.

I’m speechless

Why does the house on Google Maps look totally different?

The police can go ahead and start a police report. Fill in the names later depending on who feels disrespected and starts acting like a fool.

This is the neighborhood where Walter Payton mother resided. I’d like to know where they are going to park? Maybe westside plaza or the schools in the area!
This is going to be a freaking nightmare. The City officials must shut this down before it starts. A logistical nightmare!

Any guess on over/ under for total shots fired

This address has been in the news

https://www.wlbt.com/2023/09/19/hinds-co-supervisor-challenges-opponent-residency-requirements/

Shockingly, nobody was murdered there but this comment on a post about the three murders that DID take place last night demonstrates the idiocy we are dealing with:

"Did yall see the YouTube video where the guy from Madison said take WHITE FLIGHT . . .they wilding in jack town . But we all saw this coming Frank Melton saw it too. ! ! But they gone let them run it in the ground then Gentrify it's not gone be a you know what in sight able to afford to live there. That city GONE ." (emojis omitted)

That was a nice neighborhood in 1965

There will be drownings.

https://www.wlbt.com/2023/09/19/hinds-co-supervisor-challenges-opponent-residency-requirements/

So, the illustrious Wanda Evers who owns a radio station also owns the home located at this address and this gets real deep. She had to be the WORST supervisor that Hinds county has or has had up to this point. What I’m reading from the news story is she own two properties and the one where the party took place is hers on record for residency. My oh my….I Wanda…I mean wonder what family member is involved in this shit show

Hinds County Supervisor Wanda Evers is the owner of the home

Yes, a little more meat on the bone, and legs like those found on a piano.

Previous owner.

Previous owner. Look it up.

7:53: They had better shock the damn thing AFTER!

Shama Lama Ding Dong!

This is one our rentals and the squatters are now using it to make money. Filled up the pool with the neighbors water hoses. 🫢🫥