Thursday, May 7, 2026

They've Got You in a Stranglehold, Baby

How did concert ticket prices get so high?  Tis a question asked by many as they are forced to fork out hundreds of dollars per ticket just to see their favorite artists perform live.  The Youtube channel More Perfect Union explains how the Ticketmaster/Live Nation monopoly strangles customers and venues alike while it rakes in the dough.   The video is relatively short but says quite a bit.  Enjoy. 

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Murder Suspect or Man in the Iron Mask?

 A former Yazoo City police chief has been sitting in jail for over a year even though he  has not been indicted. 

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Making Money off Racism

Racism is big business for the Southern Poverty Law Center according to its tax returns.   No fewer than 16 employees make over $210,000 per year while it parks $31 million offshore and enjoyed nearly $800 million in investments.  Good grub if you can get it.  

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Convention Center Sues After Insurer Denies Hail Damage Claim

The Capital City Convention Center Commission accused its insurer of trying to weasel out of paying a claim for massive hail damage that occurred during a 2023 storm.  

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Uppercut!!!

 Who needs wrasslin' at the Coliseum when there is regular entertainment of the pugilistic variety in other parts of Jackson? 

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Time to Kill Some Hogs

Politicians not included.  

Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 


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We Blew It

 JJ offers its sincerest apologies to the Pizza Shack.  Yours truly saw "news" of its closing on Nextdoor, went to Facebook, and saw the announcement.  Just one problem.  The announcement was for a similar named restaurant in another state.  JJ's usual practice is to drive by the site to determine if a restaurant is actually closed.  Drove by last night and can report the Pizza Shack is open.  Apologies again to the owners.  JJ will catch hell for it but that is to be expected when you screw up.  We are big boys and can handle it.  

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Jackson Firefighters Know How To Par-Tay!

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Goon Squad Victims Sues Rankin County Supervisor for Defamation

"the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell." James 3:5-6 (NIV)

Running off at the mouth could get mighty expensive for Steve Gaines after Goon Squad victims Michael Cory Jenkins and Eddie Parker sued the Rankin County Supervisor for defamation in Rankin County Circuit Court Monday.

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Scumbags of the Day

There are some people whom can't be hated enough.  One such woman is Roxanne Record in Baton Rouge.  Record killed her four year-old granddaughter by forcing her to drink over half a bottle of Canadian Mist.   WJTV star alumnus Kiran Chawla reported on her website, Unfiltered Kiran: 

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Chicken Wire & Chewing Gum?

Are the garbage trucks at Richard's Disposal safe to drive?  A federal lawsuit accuses the company of firing a driver who dared to report several trucks were not safe to drive.   

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Robert St. John: A Cow in Wiggins is Better at Her Job Than I Am

 There is a hamburger in Stone County better than 90% of the hamburgers being served in this country, and it is being cooked roughly 200 feet from the cattle that died to make it.

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Pop-Up Gets Popped in Madison

 Be wary of these pop-up "events" where gold is bought and sold as they may not be legal.   One would-be gold tycoon found out that lesson the hard way in Madison after the city shut down the "event." 


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Sid Salter: After Callais, Mississippi Voters Should Study Demographic Trends

For sixty years, Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act served as a kind of quiet referee in Southern politics. It didn’t tell voters how to think or politicians how to govern. It simply enforced a basic principle: lines couldn’t be drawn in a way that systematically canceled out minority votes.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2026

40 Years for Killing Belhaven Delivery Driver

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.

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The Hallucinations of Michael Crosby

 Well, well, well.  Yet another attorney got busted for the misuse of AI to write briefs.  The Mississippi Court of Appeals ordered famed Gulf Coast attorney Michael Crosby to show cause why he should not be held in contempt of court after he filed a brief containing no fewer than eight phony citations.    

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Dean Kirby to Retire, Yancey Steps up to the Plate

State Representative Lee Yancey (R - Shaggy's) announced he will run for State Senator Dean Kirby's seat next year after the Senate lion said he will not run for re-election.   Mr. Yancey posted on Facebook: 

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Water Collections Rise to 86%

 JXN Water enjoyed a collection rate of 86% while the water system's performance continued to improve reported JXN Water in its quarterly status report Friday.  

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Too Little, Too Late

 JPD did its job - finally.  It's latest press release states: 

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Showdown in Jacktown

A key battle in the war between Jackson Academy and the Voyles family will take place in Hinds County Court next month. 

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Monday, May 4, 2026

Funny of the Day

The Stokes is strong with this one.   

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Idiot of the Day: Rankin County Redneck Edition

Sometimes playing cowboy is not a good idea as Rankin County redneck William Butler found out today.  

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Yes, She Did

The Jackson Police chief done did it again.   

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Nancy New Bookkeeper Goes to Prison (Updated)

Update: State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

The first person was sentenced to prison today in the welfare fraud scheme that my office uncovered over six years ago. My understanding from prosecutors is that the court will be sentencing the other six people who pleaded guilty soon," said State Auditor Shad White. "Our court system often takes time to function, but today it took a step toward justice for the taxpayers who were defrauded in the largest public fraud scheme in state history.

Original post: Hinds County Circuit Judge sentenced Anne McGrew to serve one year in prison and four years on house arrest for her role in the Nancy New scandal today. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: A Tale of Two Rate Increases

In March 2026, two Mississippi cities raised their water rates. Ridgeland increased its typical residential bill by $6.31 a month. JXN Water increased its by $8.88. Similar numbers. Very different decision processes.

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Behind the Shield

 If you want to keep up with the Capitol Police, check out its latest newsletter posted below. 

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Jelly Roll!

 Country music sensation Jelly Roll is coming to Brandon.  Tickets go on sale Thursday.  More information is posted below.  

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Parham Bridges Progress

In what can only be called a sign of the times, Parham Bridges Park is now home to an iron fence encircling most of the park.  

 

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Sunday, May 3, 2026

40 Years

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement Thursday. 

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The Return of the Seuss

 "I will not learn your new dumb word."  Aptly said.  Overton Window, anyone? 

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Forgiven, Forgotten Forever

 "Do not remember the sins of my youth and my rebellious ways" said the 25th chapter of a Psalm written before the age of smartphones and social media where sins are rarely forgotten.  However, preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard (First Baptist Church - Jackson), our sins can be forgiven and even forgotten.  All we have to do is ask.  Enjoy Dr. Pollard's 1998 sermon posted below as he discusses the forgetting of our sins no matter how heavy they are.  

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Bill Crawford: Civil Discourse, Of All Things

 Civil discourse? What? Let’s talk about controversies – the Iran war, immigration, the farm bill, spying on Americans, etc. Those are more dynamic and timely topics, right?

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Saturday, May 2, 2026

Somebody Mad!

Wonder what set him off.  

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Good Guys Win a Round

JPD issued the following statement. 

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Did Mayor Blame JXN Water for Fire Rating Downgrade?

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: What Does the Man on the Street Know Anyway?

 “Man on the street” interviews show the true feelings of average Americans on any given day. “What happened in Washington, DC, Saturday night, April 25, at the Washington Hilton?” Uh, I don’t know, what?  

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Friday, May 1, 2026

Governor Delays Appointments

Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement on Facebook. 

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Flashback Friday

If are you of a certain age, you remember the shame of the Iranian hostage crisis that lasted for over a year.  The military suffered one of its worst humiliations ever with the Desert One disaster.  Little remembered is what the savages did afterwards.   

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Jackson's Fire Ratings Worsens

The State Rating Bureau dropped Jackson's fire rating from a third class to a fourth class rating today.  

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Rankin Woman Dies in Fire

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.


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Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuumble!!!

It will be a steel cage, no rules, no time limit, loser must leave town match next month as the city of Jackson and the State of Mississippi square off in a federal courtroom over who controls the airport.  

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MCPP: Mississippi Climbs Into Top Half of Economic Outlook Rankings

For decades, Mississippi sat near the bottom of every economic ranking that mattered. Income, education, growth — the conventional wisdom held that the state was a permanent laggard, useful mainly as a punchline.

That story is now out of date.

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Live from Downtown

The residentially challenged can get pretty creative but this is a new one on High Street.   

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Will the Parole Board Set Another Double Killer Free?

 Will the Mississippi Parole Board set yet another double-killer free? 

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Poor Recipe for a Rainy Day

We are in for a rainy weekend which means it's the perfect time to make some divinity candy.  ZeroBear PolyBear was kind enough to provide us with his recipe in a downloadable format.  Get to work. 

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Thursday, April 30, 2026

Wingate: Not So Fast, My Friend

 U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate blocked the implementation of HB #1677.  His order states: 

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Down Goes Live Nation & Ticketmaster

 Ticketmaster is almost a curse word to concert goers everywhere as it gouges consumers with "service" fees and raises ticket prices in a seemingly never-ending upward spiral.  However, there might be light at the end of this tunnel after Ticketmaster/Live Nation suffered a big loss in an antitrust lawsuit last week in New York.  Posted below is the New York Times podcast about the case that was published Friday.  Ben Sisario, the reporter who covered the six-week trial, breaks it all down in a rather interesting podcast (if you are into that sort of thing).   

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ABC Makes Progress at Warehouse

 The ABC warehouse made progress again last week in reducing its backlog of orders.  

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Killing Saruman = Life + 40 Years

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Faith, Family, & Future

Mississippi Secretary of State Michael Watson is back on the Empower Podcast—and this time, he’s not just talking policy, he’s running for Lt. Governor… seemingly unopposed (at least for now).

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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