Friday, September 18, 2026

The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty-Toddy

And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.

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MCPP: Why September 11th Felt More Poignant This Year

September 11th felt much more poignant this year. Perhaps that’s because it is twenty-five years since the attack on the Twin Towers, and a quarter of a century seems more of a milestone.

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The Carly Gregg Post-Game Show: Carly Wants Rematch

 After striking out in a bid to overturn her murder conviction, Carly Gregg wants another turn at bat.  

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Alleged Cop Killers Arrested

Update: Last suspect was arrested.  

The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement. 

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On Sale Now

 Tickets are finally on sale for the Starkpatch SEC Shorts show. 

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Flashback Friday

 Perhaps Lane Kiffin should borrow a page from Bear Bryant and wear a helmet to the game tomorrow. 

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Just Another Day in Laurel

 What is it about Walmart that brings out the best in people? 

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Chipotle Flank Steak Stuffed Cubanelle Peppers

Stuffed Cubanelle peppers, anyone?  The picture says it all.  ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe is posted below in a downloadable format.  Get to work. 


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Thursday, September 17, 2026

Landry Speaks!

 Everyone has something to say about the big game from Landry Kiffin to yes, Shad White.   It is not known if the Governors of the two states will mud wrestle in the nude on the field during pre-game festivities but we can hope.  Or maybe not.  

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Coming Soon: Heaven in Stone and Glass

Chartes, Notre Dame, Reims, Amiens, Saint-Denis Basilica.  Cathedrals that are true treasures of Europe. It costs quite a bit to go see them but you are in luck. Check out this trailer for a movie featuring these cathedrals that will appear at Malco Grandview next week.

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Woo-Hoo! Lynn Gets Us Some Money

 Meta is paying up after it settled a lawsuit with Mississippi and other states over accusations it fostered harmful teen addiction to social media.  The company will pay $188,977,259 over ten years to Mississippi as part of the settlement agreement.   Attorney General Lynn Fitch disclosed how the funds will be allocated in a consent judgment filed this week in Hinds County Chancery Court. 

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Nurse Anesthetist Program Fires Back Up at UMMC

 The University of Mississippi Medical Centered issued the following press release on August 16.  We know.  This one fell through the cracks. 

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Bang Bang Go the Rebs

 It appears some knuckleheads are getting stupid about the game Saturday night.  

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Empower Podcast: Kevin Parkinson Chooses Jackson

People have spent decades leaving Jackson. Ward 7 Councilman Kevin Parkinson moved here, bought a house, and named his kids Jackson, Leland, and Magnolia. Nobody can accuse the man of hedging his bets.

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Greg Brand, Rest in Peace

 Greg Brand, a long-time stalwart of the Mississippi Democratic Party passed away last night.   Although never elected to office, he was one of the party's top operatives.  Greg was quite the colorful character but oh, the stories he could tell.  He was one of a kind but as I told him once, I hadn't figured out what kind.  Rest in peace.  

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Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Judge Thomas, Rest in Peace

 Hinds County Chancellor Dewayne Thomas passed away after suffering a massive heart attack today at his home. Judge Thomas won election to the bench in 2006.  Governor Tate Reeves will appoint a replacement. 

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A New Front Opens in the War of the Bridges (Updated)

Update (9/18/26): "NOTICE of Hearing: Settlement Conference set for 10/16/2026 09:00 AM in Courtroom 881 (Gulfport) before Magistrate Judge Robert P. Myers Jr. Counsel are instructed to submit to Judge Myers, by 9/30/2026, a memorandum (3-page maximum in PDF format) setting forth a brief explanation of the case, and a candid appraisal of their respective positions, including possible settlement figures.

Yet another front opened in the fight between former Jackson Area Federal Credit Union President Leigh Bridges and the National Credit Union Administration Board.  The focus of this fight? Gift cards.  Yup.  You read that correctly.  Gift cards.  

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Last Call to Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's time to wrap up another annual fundraising drive that supports your favorite Jackson website. Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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The Shad is Back

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Busted!

 Readers might want to be careful when filling up their gas tanks at the  Flowood Walmart after these little red stickers appeared on the Murphy USA gas pumps this week. 

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Robert St. John: Real Wealth

 For most of my life I had the wrong idea about what makes a man rich.

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Sid Salter: Despite Many Statutory Protections, There is no Constitutional Right to Clean Water

 For the record, in a case involving Mississippi’s capital city of Jackson, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled earlier this month that there exists no constitutional right to clean water.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Ridgeland Stabbing Suspect Arrested

 Update: The suspect will be tried as a juvenile.  His name and mug shot have been removed. 

The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Chase Ends at Dogwood

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Lumumba Sentencing Postponed

 U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III postponed the sentencing for Jody Owens, Chokwe Antar Lumumba, and Aaron Banks.  The docket states: 

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Ole Miss Fans: Hush!

Ole Miss fans need to be quiet Saturday night.  

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Bigger Pie Forum: It's the Price, Stupid

James Carville posted “The economy stupid” sign in Bill Clinton’s 1992 Little Rock campaign headquarters. He wanted the campaign to focus on what mattered.

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Copiah Lands $528 Million Hitachi Project

 Project will create over 600 jobs. 

Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Beatdown in Brookhaven

 Damn.  Doesn't anyone know how to stick and move anymore? 

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Mayor Names New Chief of Staff

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Monday, September 14, 2026

A Royal Dispute

 Apparently some members of Oxford royalty had a little dispute Saturday. 

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Sovereign Citizen not Sovereign in Madison

A Sovereign Citizen found out the hard way he is not sovereign in Madison, Mississippi or the Barham Province as he called it.  

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The Lindsay Clancy Case Has Exposed Something About Us

Jackson attorney and radio talk show host Shaun Yurtkuran authored this guest column.  His show, Both Sides of the Bench,  airs at 11 AM on Saturdays on WYAB. 

The internet decided what Lindsay Clancy, her husband and even the holdout juror 
were supposed to be. The evidence was considerably less convenient.

I have spent a lot of time talking about the Lindsay Clancy case over the last few weeks. Probably more time than I ever expected to spend talking about a murder trial in Massachusetts. I’ve discussed it on my radio show. I’ve been interviewed about it by national media. I’ve argued with people about it on Facebook, which is generally where good legal analysis goes to die. And after watching the trial, the mistrial and especially the public reaction to both, I’m not sure the most interesting thing about this case is Lindsay Clancy anymore. It may be us.

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Long Live the King?

 Sometimes it is good to be the king. 

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Sunday, September 13, 2026

Caldwell Quits

 Well, well, well, John Caldwell is tired of the bullshit and will not run for re-election as Northern Mississippi Transportation Commissioner.  The Commish announced on his podcast: 

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An Extreme Eviction

 Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Do You Think You Are Who They Say You Are?

"Do you think you are who they say you are," was asked of Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar.  The Devil certainly thought so as he offered Christ food, glory, and even the entire world when he was at his weakest.  Twas temptation few mortals, if any, could resist such seduction but resist Christ did.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard said Christ sacrificed so much because he thought we are worth that much.   Enjoy his sermon as Jackson's best preacher weaves a tapestry of Broadway, scripture, and truth. 

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Bill Crawford: Wicker Quiet as Criticism Mounts Over Hegseth Firings

 Perhaps nothing epitomized the radical changes impacting modern warfare than 26 idled Abrams M1A1 battle tanks. The U.S. sent Ukraine 31 of the coveted tanks in late 2023. By April 2024, five had been destroyed and the others banned from the front lines. Russia’s shift to constant surveillance and plentiful cheap bomb-carrying drones, many supplied by Iran, had dramatically shortened the time it took to spot, strike, and destroy targets. 

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Saturday, September 12, 2026

Live From Oxford

 Just the good ol boys, never meanin' no harm....

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Remembering 9/11

Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of 9/11.  The Kingfish will not attempt to add to the countless words already written but instead will take you back in time to the Howard Stern radio show of all things.  Posted below is the recording of the Stern and cast reacting as the attacks and tower collapses took place.   It is a pretty good representation of how most people reacted that day.   

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Are the Black Panthers Invading Jackson?

Check out these scenes from Facebook today.  Apparently the news of the arrest in the Tasia Fortune homicide case did not deter this group from coming to Jackson.  

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One Dies in Car Fire

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: I Remember. Now, I Know.

I remember. Now I know. In my mom’s 80s she would tell me her memories. Some went back to her childhood and some to her years before leaving home. Her last ten years here at home with us were full of her memories growing up in Saulsbury. Now I know.

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Friday, September 11, 2026

Arrest Made in Hanging Case

 JPD Police Chief Rashall Brackney announced at a press conference this afternoon that JPD arrested Jacques Ratliff and charged him with murder in the hanging death of 29 year-old Tasia Fortune.  The homicide drew much attention nationwide.  

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Remembering Heather Spencer

It was 19 years ago today that Heather Spencer was taken away from her friends and family. Pray for them as they remember her on a day synonymous with the worst of this world. Posted below is a video produced by one of her friends in her memory and an essay about Heather written by her mother several months after her death.

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Leigh Bridges Wants Her Money

 Leah Bridges wants her money.  The former Jackson Area Federal Credit Union President asked U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III to unfreeze half a million dollars in her retirement accounts. 

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Chambliss Invests in Oxford

 Never let it be said Trinidad Chambliss does not invest in the Oxford community.  The Ole Miss star quarterback purchased a $1.9 million condominium on the Square in Oxford in March.  The Wall Street Journal reported today: 

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What If?

 The folks at SEC Shorts peer into a possible future. 

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I Feel Like the Earl's Official Historian Today

 There is nothing like a good sammich.  Yessiree.  Grab two slices of bread and slap something in between them.  The good ZeroBear PolyBear privileged us with one of his favorite sammich recipes in a downloadable format.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, September 10, 2026

Empower Mississippi Podcast: Saving the Delta

People have been leaving the Mississippi Delta for decades. Jack and Elizabeth Coleman went the other way.

After successful careers in D.C. and Texas, they moved back to Jack’s hometown of Rosedale and started spending millions of dollars to build the Delta’s first legal distillery, restore old buildings, create jobs, and give people a reason to come to town.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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