Sunday, March 8, 2026

A Pox on Both Your Houses

A newscaster in the United Kingdom went off on the British government - present, past, and future.  

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How Detroit Came Back. Can Jackson?

A story that should receive more coverage is how Detroit made a comeback after imploding a decade ago.   City Journal's Judith Miller explored how Detroit pulled back from the abyss in a July 2025 story: 

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Living Stones

Limestone, bronze, silver, gold, cedar, jewelry, and other materials were used to build Solomon's temple. It was an expression of faith, a compact between the Lord and his people. It was torn down after the people strayed.  Herod rebuilt it and it was torn down again.  Such are things of this world as they never last.  Quoting 1 Peter 2, the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached Christ created a new temple, one made of living stones, stones created by faith.  Enjoy the 1998 sermon posted below.  

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Boogity, Boogity, Boogity?

 Meanwhile, at the Byram race track last night......

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Bill Crawford: Measles Today, Polio Tomorrow?

 Measles hit Spartanburg, South Carolina, hard. Reuters reported last month nearly 1,000 individuals got infected in Spartanburg County since October. The outbreak hit in places like the Global Academy of South Carolina where 21% of students had not been vaccinated, then spread to the unvaccinated at places like Costco, Publix, Goodwill, Burger King, the library, a museum, and the post office, reported the New York Times. 

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Saturday, March 7, 2026

Idiot of the Day: Walmart Edition (Updated)

 Why we can't have nice things reason number _______. 

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Read Before You Sign: Hairdresser Edition

Hairdresses need to look at what they sign before they sign it as their contracts often contain non-compete clauses.  Exhibit A: Watercolor Salon

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D.L. Gardner: War Trump's Personal Political Power

 What’s the problem? Who’s the enemy? Seth Cropsey wrote a commentary in the Wall Street Journal February 28, “Trump’s Doctrine in Iran and Beyond.” Cropsey began, “The U.S. and Israeli pre-emptive attack on Iran, coming after years of feckless effort to end Tehran’s nuclear program, could transform the Middle East. The Trump administration’s strategy of careful maneuvering between Russia and China, combined with pressure on Europe to increase its share of the defense burden, has a chance to bear fruit.”

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Friday, March 6, 2026

Bicyclist Killed in Hit and Run

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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When the Wine Runs Dry: House Passes Direct Shipping Bill

 In an effort to give ABC customers relief, the Mississippi House of Representatives passed a bill that will allow direct shipping of spirits to casinos, restaurants, and liquor stores.  A meltdown at the ABC warehouse pushed shipping times to nearly a month, wrecking havoc across the hospitality industry. 

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The Fondren is Safe

 Residents and businesses in the Fondren can breathe more easily, at least for a few days.  

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Shad Busts Former Public Works Director

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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30 Years for Killing of Pregnant Mother

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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The Case of the Missing $9 Million

A leopard does not change its spots and such is true about fraudsters.  Dangling the promise of riches, Danny Chancellor and David Rowe sold investors on opening a chain of medical clinics in Mississippi.  The Secretary of State issued a Cease and Desist order against the enterprise last summer but not before the swindle firm of Chancellor and Rowe (allegedly) bilked them of $9 million.  

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Let Them Eat Cake

 Nothing like a good ole pound cake: tasty, fluffy, and easy to make.  JJ's Chef Emeritus, ZeroBear PolyBear, serves up his pound cake recipe in a downloadable format posted below.   A couple of notes: 

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Thursday, March 5, 2026

Funny of the Day?

There was a grand conspiracy between Wingate, Horhn, and Henefin.  Who knew? 

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When the Wine Runs Dry: Is Direct Shipping on the Way for ABC Customers?

 As ABC customers continue to suffer from the meltdown at the ABC warehouse, a House of Representatives committee moved to get them some relief today.  The State Affairs Committee amended a bill to allow ABC customers to bypass the warehouse and use direct shipping to get their orders delivered.  

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Ayatollah Khamenei Steen

 The Madison County Journal printed a rather colorful editorial about Madison County Board of Supervisors President Gerald Steen yesterday: 

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Empower Podcast: Why Does Work Matter?

In this episode of The Empower Podcast, host Grant Callen sits down with Dr. Clay Routledge, Executive Vice President of the Archbridge Institute and Director of the Human Flourishing Lab, to explore what really makes life meaningful and why that matters for public policy in Mississippi and beyond.

They discuss how work contributes to dignity and purpose, the psychological components of meaning, why “earned success” matters for well-being, and how public debate often overlooks human flourishing when it focuses solely on economic metrics. Along the way, they explore cultural attitudes about hope, AI’s impact on work and community, and what it would take to help more people not just get ahead, but thrive.

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Classroom Cellphone Bill Dies

 Never let it be said our leaders our learned or wise.  

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Food Fight: HOA Edition (Updated)

What is it about HOA's that bring out the worst in people? Exhibit A: A recent exchange on social media regarding a local HOA.  

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Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Thieving Couple Gets Prison

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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What the ABC Implosion Looks Like

 How bad was the meltdown at the ABC warehouse?  It was so bad that ABC was shipping half to two-thirds cases less than it shipped a year ago. 


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Oops!

 A gentleman running for Congress in the second district got a little warning from the FEC. 

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Live From Iran

 If you want to see videos straight from Iran, check out Vahid Online's accounts on X and Telegram.  X account. Telegram account.  The Telegram account is preferable as it translates the Persian into English.  The videos include missile strikes, bombings, damage, and widespread demonstrations, er, make that celebrations. 

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Crisler Strikes Out

 The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals denied former Hinds County Sheriff Marshand Crisler's appeal of his conviction.  Check out the first few pages of the opinion posted below.  There is some information previously unreported on this website. 

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Robert St. John: The Table Gets Bigger

STOCKHOLM—A restaurateur has no business leading tours through the frozen tundra of Scandinavia. Then again, a restaurateur has no business leading tours through Tuscany, either, and that was over 70 trips and 1,500 people ago.


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Madison Police Identify Deceased

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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State Rep Tired of Smith-Wills Inaction

State Representative Trey Lamar is tired of waiting for the Smith-Wills Stadium drama to resolve itself. The Northside Sun reported:  

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Sid Salter: Celebrating Scouting Summit with Latest Group to Soar to Eagle Rank

 I had the high privilege Feb. 27 to speak to an outstanding group of Scouts and Scouters gathered at the historic Bruce Forestry Museum housed in the former company store of the old E.L. Bruce Company on the town square here as part of Scouting’s Natchez Trace Council annual awards dinner.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Clinton Welcomes Data Center Project

 Clinton Mayor William Purdie issued the following statement. 

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Jackson Water District Bill: Bankruptcy or Bust!

 "The City Council's got two options, the way I see it.  One is bankruptcy or they can work with us and pass this bill," decreed State Senator Joel Carter (R - McInnis's 12 Bone BBQ) as the State Senate Energy Committee passed a bill that will create a utility district for the city of Jackson.    

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Cochran Free

 Clayton Cochran is a free man but might still wind up back in jail after he goes to court this month.  Cochran is the son of the late Senator Thad Cochran.  

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Rules for Thee but not for Me

 A former State Senator might be going to jail because he just couldn't stay home while on house arrest. WLOX reported: 

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Wheelchair-Bound Pedestrian Killed

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: JXN Water Troubles

Why is the water bill for small customers in Jackson 4 to 12 times more than the average bill for small customers in Flowood, Ridgeland, and Madison?

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Monday, March 2, 2026

Football Players to Get Special Treatment?

 College football stars might be getting special treatment in Mississippi after the House of Representatives passed a bill that will make their NIL compensation tax-free.  

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Feds Move Against Lumumba et al

The Justice Department wants to expand the jury pool in the prosecution of Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, former Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba, and former Jackson Councilman Aaron Banks.  

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Dow's Downward Spiral

It will probably be awhile before Dow Yoder gets out of jail.  

Dow Yoder

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Sex Offender Arrested

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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When the Wine Runs Dry: "How in the Hell Did We Get Here?"

Note: Apologies for the delay in reporting on the hearing.  Yours truly has been under the weather and fell behind.  Post includes complete video of hearing.  

Frustration erupted and tempers flared as legislators and liquor store owners gave Mississippi Department of Revenue Commissioner Chris Graham hell over the implosion of the ABC warehouse at the Capitol on February 17.  Predictably, no one left the hearing satisfied as the Commissioner urged everyone to be patient. 


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Sunday, March 1, 2026

Stealing Copper - Encore Presentation

Check out some entrepreneurs as they work in South Jackson.  

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The Chapter of One-Eyed John

"My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"  So opens the twenty-second Psalm.   It starts with a cry of loneliness, moving from the depths of despair to the mockery of others before delivering a message of hope.  Enjoy the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he preaches on Psalm 22 in the 1998 sermon posted below.  

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Horhn Attacks Henifin

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Bill Crawford: A.I. Boom a Challenge for Manufacturers

 A.I. data center spending in America has created a boom for overseas manufacturers, not so much for manufacturers here at home.  

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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Flashback: New Orleans

The Crescent City didn't always appear as trashy as it does now.  Check out how it looked over 75 years ago.  

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Stealing Copper - Live

Yet another copper thief is going to be staying in jail for a while.  Check out this winner: 

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Finnegans Get to Begin Again - In Prison

 Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: What's Happening in the World Today?

 On Wednesday, November 6, 2024, like a plurality of other Americans I woke up exceedingly relieved that Donald Trump had demonstrably won a second term in the White House. Frankly, I cannot imagine the state of our nation today if Biden, Harris, or Walz had led us for the past 13 months. And they were the cream of the crop for Democrats, the very best!  

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Friday, February 27, 2026

UMMC Clinics to Reopen Monday

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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