Saturday, March 14, 2026

Shad Pushes School Choice

 State Auditor Shad White promoted school choice in a Wall Street Journal column earlier this week: 

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More Victims Revealed in $9 Million Swindle



An elderly couple sued David Rowe and Danny Chancellor after investing $200,000 with the two men.  The two men stand accused of bilking over 100 investors out of $9 million in a scheme to open a chain of medical clinics.   

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D.L. Gardner: Trump's Reasons for Military Action

 Note: This column was distributed Sunday. 

Of all the challenges any nation might face, war is the most dangerous. So why, some are asking, would President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu launch a war against Iran out of the blue with no particular reasons?

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Friday, March 13, 2026

Attention Stoners

 The Rankin County Prosecuting Attorney has a little warning for y'all. 

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Surrendering in Brandon

Tired of country music shows? You're in luck.  Christian rock band Need to Breathe is coming to the Brandon Amphitheater.  

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Zeroing Out the Water Bills

 A group of Jacksononians launched an effort to help those struggling to pay their water bills. 

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NCAA Gets a Dose of Delta Justice

A Leflore County Chancellor served up some home cooking to the NCAA last year as he ordered   the organization to provide another year of eligibility to two members of the Mississippi Valley State University's men's basketball team.  

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MCPP: Breaking the Booze Monopoly in Mississippi

 Imagine if you had to wait weeks to get a new phone? Actually, that’s exactly how things were in the 1970s. Back in the day, when one corporation—AT&T—had a near-monopoly on phone services (roughly from the early 20th century until 1984), you’d often face a wait of weeks to get a new phone installed. 


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Steal $150,000, Get House Arrest

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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The Legend of Taco Frittata

It's time for a little bit of fiesta in the kitchen.  ZeroBear PolyBear blessed us with his recipe for Taco Frittata in a downloadable format.   Judging by the recipe, it looks like it will be some good eatin's.  Enjoy. 



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Thursday, March 12, 2026

Sign of the Times

Update: The synagogue told WLBT the fencing is temporary and was erected for construction.   

It is a dark day in Jackson when a place of worship has to hide behind a fence.  

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Not so Royal Simon Royal

A member of the Simon Royals royalty is now in custody.  

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Coming Soon

 It is almost here.....

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Good Guys Win One

 It's never a good idea to attack a military recruit who just happens to be an MMA fighter.  Not a good idea at all. 

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Water Bill Passes Senate

 The legislature moved one step closer to creating the Jackson Metro Water Authority yesterday after the Senate passed HB# 1677. 

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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Funny of the Day

 Our little TikToker decided to take a few pokes at Kenneth I. Stokes.  

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Senate Passes Teacher Pay Raise

 Lieutenant Governor Gilbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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The Not So Ultra-Beautiful Thieves

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Lumumba Tries to Get Indictment Dismissed

 Former Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba asked U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III to dismiss his indictment  in a motion filed under seal in U.S. District Court February 27. 

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The Latest "C's"

Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since October 4, 2025.  The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and grades each restaurant.  The department inspects the restaurant again within ten days after the "C" is issued.  More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.

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Robert St. John: The Bridge

BERGEN, NORWAY—Two years of planning a year-long trip collapsed in a single sentence at a Volvo dealership in Gothenburg, Sweden.

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Court to Allen Smith: Pay Porter Malouf, Do Not Pass Go

The talcum powder litigation is getting mighty expensive for Ridgeland attorney Allen Smith, Jr. after a federal judge ordered him to pay $75,000 to the Porter Malouf law firm last month.    

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Sid Salter: Fred Smith's Legacy One of Civility, Curiosity, and a World-Class Love of Books

Fred Smith owned Choctaw Books in Jackson. 

After a long and courageous battle with cancer, Fred Smith—who concluded his remarkable life and career at Mississippi State University's Mitchell Memorial Library as the Rare Books Coordinator in the Special Collections division—died at his home in Starkville on Feb. 28.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Freedom!

Seven members of the Iranian women's soccer team are free tonight after they escaped and defected in Australia.  The team refused to sing the Iranian national anthem during their first game.  Retribution was swift and there was no such defiance in the second game.  The world watched in amazement as they escaped their captors.  

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UMMC's Dr. Caroline Compretta Honored

L.A. Warren authored the following press release for UMMC.  

Dr. Caroline Compretta 

A career defined by service, visionary leadership and measurable impact has placed Dr. Caroline Compretta, assistant vice chancellor for research, among the Southeastern Conference’s most distinguished academic leaders. 

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Costs More, Works not as Well? Bennie's For It!

Appliances may cost more and not work as well as they used to but such means little to Congressman Bennie Thompson as he voted against a bill that would fix this problems last week. 

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How to Swindle $9 Million

Phony medical clinics, phony 13% returns, and a host of other phony promises yielded the alleged scamming of over 100 investors of $9 million in Mississippi.  A Madison County lawsuit describes how a pair of fraudsters were able to pull off their not-so-little scheme.  

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Meth Head Busted in Pearl

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Josh McManus: Restoring the Right to Rise

America’s crisis is not abstract. It’s not cultural. It’s not even partisan. It’s economic and it’s lived every day in cities like Jackson, Mississippi. The defining promise of this country has always been the Right to Rise: the belief that if you work hard, contribute to your community, and play by the rules, you and your children’s lives can get better. That promise is breaking down in plain sight. When people say the system is rigged, they’re not talking about ideology. They’re talking about lived experience. Rent eats half a paycheck. The grocery bill grows faster than wages. Small businesses struggle just to get started, let alone scale. Downtowns hollow out while talent drains away. Parents work more hours for less security. Young people leave places they love because they don’t see a future there. Jackson knows this story all too well.

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Oops!

 Someone didn't wake up this morning at WLBT. ;-) 

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Monday, March 9, 2026

Shad Slams Spending of BP Settlement

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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The War of the Seats

What was once a tennis love affair has turned into war as Slew Hester's children sued the United Tennis Association in federal court today.  At stake are box seats and other privileges promised to the family of the Jackson man who built the National Tennis Center at Flushing Meadow.  


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Fondren Firebug Back in Jail but for How Long?

 Fondren businesses are finally standing up to Todd Higgins. Capitol Police arrested the Fondren Firebug  on March 5 at the Shell gas station on Lakeland Drive for trespassing and malicious mischief.  Higgins is well known in the Fondren as he loves to torch buildings, smash windows, and vandalize homes.  He is predictably a veteran student of the Hinds County Catch & Release program.  However, his catch and release days might be coming to an end.  

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Busted in Magee

 A woman who went on a baseball bat spree at the Magee Walmart Saturday managed to get herself arrested.  The Magee Police Department announced on social media: 

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Murder on the Parkway (Updated)

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, March 8, 2026

A Pox on Both Your Houses

A newscaster in the United Kingdom went off on the British government - present, past, and future.  

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How Detroit Came Back. Can Jackson?

A story that should receive more coverage is how Detroit made a comeback after imploding a decade ago.   City Journal's Judith Miller explored how Detroit pulled back from the abyss in a July 2025 story: 

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Living Stones

Limestone, bronze, silver, gold, cedar, jewelry, and other materials were used to build Solomon's temple. It was an expression of faith, a compact between the Lord and his people. It was torn down after the people strayed.  Herod rebuilt it and it was torn down again.  Such are things of this world as they never last.  Quoting 1 Peter 2, the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached Christ created a new temple, one made of living stones, stones created by faith.  Enjoy the 1998 sermon posted below.  

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Boogity, Boogity, Boogity?

 Meanwhile, at the Byram race track last night......

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Bill Crawford: Measles Today, Polio Tomorrow?

 Measles hit Spartanburg, South Carolina, hard. Reuters reported last month nearly 1,000 individuals got infected in Spartanburg County since October. The outbreak hit in places like the Global Academy of South Carolina where 21% of students had not been vaccinated, then spread to the unvaccinated at places like Costco, Publix, Goodwill, Burger King, the library, a museum, and the post office, reported the New York Times. 

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Saturday, March 7, 2026

Idiot of the Day: Walmart Edition (Updated)

 Why we can't have nice things reason number _______. 

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Read Before You Sign: Hairdresser Edition

Hairdresses need to look at what they sign before they sign it as their contracts often contain non-compete clauses.  Exhibit A: Watercolor Salon

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D.L. Gardner: War Trump's Personal Political Power

 What’s the problem? Who’s the enemy? Seth Cropsey wrote a commentary in the Wall Street Journal February 28, “Trump’s Doctrine in Iran and Beyond.” Cropsey began, “The U.S. and Israeli pre-emptive attack on Iran, coming after years of feckless effort to end Tehran’s nuclear program, could transform the Middle East. The Trump administration’s strategy of careful maneuvering between Russia and China, combined with pressure on Europe to increase its share of the defense burden, has a chance to bear fruit.”

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Friday, March 6, 2026

Bicyclist Killed in Hit and Run (Updated)

 Update: Thomas received bond of $500,000 for murder and $10,000 for leaving the scene. 

JPD issued the following statement. 

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When the Wine Runs Dry: House Passes Direct Shipping Bill

 In an effort to give ABC customers relief, the Mississippi House of Representatives passed a bill that will allow direct shipping of spirits to casinos, restaurants, and liquor stores.  A meltdown at the ABC warehouse pushed shipping times to nearly a month, wrecking havoc across the hospitality industry. 

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The Fondren is Safe

 Residents and businesses in the Fondren can breathe more easily, at least for a few days.  

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Shad Busts Former Public Works Director

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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30 Years for Killing of Pregnant Mother

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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The Case of the Missing $9 Million

A leopard does not change its spots and such is true about fraudsters.  Dangling the promise of riches, Danny Chancellor and David Rowe sold investors on opening a chain of medical clinics in Mississippi.  The Secretary of State issued a Cease and Desist order against the enterprise last summer but not before the swindle firm of Chancellor and Rowe (allegedly) bilked them of $9 million.  

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Let Them Eat Cake

 Nothing like a good ole pound cake: tasty, fluffy, and easy to make.  JJ's Chef Emeritus, ZeroBear PolyBear, serves up his pound cake recipe in a downloadable format posted below.   A couple of notes: 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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