Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Chapter of One-Eyed John

"My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"  So opens the twenty-second Psalm.   It starts with a cry of loneliness, moving from the depths of despair to the mockery of others before delivering a message of hope.  Enjoy the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he preaches on Psalm 22 in the 1998 sermon posted below.  

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Horhn Attacks Henifin

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Bill Crawford: A.I. Boom a Challenge for Manufacturers

 A.I. data center spending in America has created a boom for overseas manufacturers, not so much for manufacturers here at home.  

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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Flashback: New Orleans

The Crescent City didn't always appear as trashy as it does now.  Check out how it looked over 75 years ago.  

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Stealing Copper - Live

Yet another copper thief is going to be staying in jail for a while.  Check out this winner: 

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Finnegans Get to Begin Again - In Prison

 Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Meanwhile at the Walmart a few years ago.....

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D.L. Gardner: What's Happening in the World Today?

 On Wednesday, November 6, 2024, like a plurality of other Americans I woke up exceedingly relieved that Donald Trump had demonstrably won a second term in the White House. Frankly, I cannot imagine the state of our nation today if Biden, Harris, or Walz had led us for the past 13 months. And they were the cream of the crop for Democrats, the very best!  

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Friday, February 27, 2026

UMMC Clinics to Reopen Monday

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Dead Body Found at Madison Home Depot

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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When the Wine Runs Dry: Still Struggling

ABC customers continue to struggle as the warehouse runs nearly a month behind on filling orders.    ABC warehouse manager Ruan Transport chose to remove the conveyor belt system and replace software system at the same in January.  The result was a meltdown in deliveries to restaurants, bars, casinos, and package stores across Mississippi.  


The owner of Spillway Wine and Spirits vented his spleen last night on social media: 

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MCPP: Introducing Mississippi Momentum: A Blueprint for Prosperity

Too many young people still leave Mississippi to chase opportunities elsewhere.  MCPP is on a mission to help change that - by creating the conditions for real, sustained growth so our children and grandchildren choose to stay, build lives, and thrive right here in our state.

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Dow Yoder Arrested for Fondren Arson

Former prosecutor Dow Yoder might have finally burned himself after he allegedly set fire to the Yana Club of Mississippi and a dumpster at the Pig and Pint in the Fondren last night.  Yoder has been arrested several times since 2020 as he continues his downward spiral to rock bottom. 

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The Dirt Road Passes Through Brandon

You won't have to wait for the Super Bowl to see Jason Aldean.  The country music star is coming to Brandon August 28.  More information is posted below.  

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Feds Finally Get Their Man

 The Justice Department finally got former Lamar Adams associate William McHenry.  While the feds were not able to convict him for his role in the Madison Timber Ponzi scheme years ago, a jury found him guilty of lying to bankruptcy court this week. 

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Ah Tuscany!

It's starting to warm up and that means spring is just around the corner.   What better way to welcome spring than to make Chef ZeroBear PolyBear's Tuscany Shrimp?  You can enjoy perusing his recipe that is posted below in downloadable format. 


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Thursday, February 26, 2026

Burned!

 Victor Ogiste will enjoy some Mississippi hospitality, courtesy of MDOC after he was convicted of no less than eleven counts of auto burglary and one count of conspiracy yesterday in Madison County Circuit Court. 

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Koe Wetzel Appearing at Amphitheater

 Country continues to come to Brandon.  Appearing in September is Koe Wetzel and some friends. Ticket information is posted below. 

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Missing the Mark: A Beta Club Field Trip to TopGolf?

 This post is a guest column submitted by a reader PBK.   



This week, a notice came home in my child’s backpack. You know the kind — a bright flyer, a permission slip at the bottom, and just enough excitement in the wording to make every middle schooler instantly say, “YES.”

The destination?

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Winter Storm Resulted in Losses Over $107 Million

 Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Suing the Shylocks

Can a lawyer be tricked into borrowing money? Tis a claim made by Ridgeland attorney Allen Smith, Jr. as he sues his lenders used to finance his talcum powder litigation after he defaulted on his loans. 

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Corps OK's Flood Control Plan

 The Pearl River Revitalization Coalition issue the following statement. 


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Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Funny of the Day

 Someone is going to get mad about this but oh well. It's funny.  

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UMMC Cancels Clinic Appointments Through Friday

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Judge: "If Released, He May Kill His Next Victim"

Harold Stiff got stiffed in Jackson Municipal Court after Jackson Municipal Court Judge denied bond on his second aggravated assault charge.  Stiff has been an up and coming student of the Hinds County Catch & Release Program.  The little hoodlum was passing with honors until he played around in the wrong county last week. 

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ABC Shipped Over 70,000 Cases Last Week

It appears the ABC warehouse is moving product.  Finally.  Posted below are the latest shipping reports of cases cut. 

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The One That Didn't Get Away

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.

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Robert St. John: Squirrel

 My ADHD is so bad that I just forgot what I was going to write in this opening sentence.

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Sid Salter: When Taxpayers Incentivize Jobs, State Should Protect Privacy in Union Votes

 Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves announced in December that the state will invest over $100 million in economic development projects—projects that have created record-breaking numbers of jobs—funded by Mississippi taxpayers.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Will Liquor Stores Open on Sundays?

Will Mississippians be able to buy wine or liquor on Sundays?  The sale of spirits on Sunday has been prohibited since the state legalized the sale of booze in 1966.  The Mississippi House of Representatives passed a bill last week that will indeed allow such sales.  

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Deadline for Art Contest Approaches


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Feds Respond to D.A.

The Justice Department said nice try in response to Jody Owens' ambush in U.S. District Court last month.  

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The Carly Gregg Post-Game Show: Rallying Support

 Family and friends of Carly Gregg have created a website urging "justice" for young Gregg.  Gregg is serving a sentence of life without parole after a jury convicted her of gunning down her mother in cold blood and shooting her stepfather.  Link to website.

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State Auditor Quizzes After School Programs

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Monday, February 23, 2026

UMC Closes Clinics Wednesday, Activates Triage Line

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Burn Boot Camp Bum Gets Burnt

 Victor Ogiste faces the music tomorrow in Madison County Circuit Court.  

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Pearl Day Care Centers Threatened

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Mayor Responds to Rate Increase, Henifin Responds

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Working Under Fire

Don't let it be said UMC health care professionals are not trying to make things work as they suffer from a ransomware attack.  Heather Wilson posted on Facebook: 

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Wingate Approves Rate Increase. Finally.

JXN Water's rates are going up after U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate approved the utility's request for a 12% rate increase this morning.   

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Live From Ridgeland

 They weren't just shucking and jiving at Shucker's this weekend. 

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Sunday, February 22, 2026

Tantrum Time

 Well, well, well, it appears Jackson City Councilman Brian Grizzell, threw a little temper tantrum at the February 10 City Council meeting.  

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Truth Banks

What truth do you deposit your trust? Peer pressure? Pseudo-intellecutalism? Tradition? The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached many deposit their trust in these "truth banks" even though they seldom provide truth.  What is truth, after all? Preaching from 1 Peter, Dr. Pollard discussed how to find truth in the 1998 sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Mississippi Education Makes National News

 The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal featured Mississippi education recently.

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Saturday, February 21, 2026

Stunning!

 If you missed it, check out Alysa Liu's gold medal performance in figure skating.  A true case of poetry in motion.  

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UMMC Clinics to Remain Closed

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Progress!

 The construction of the Country Squire's new digs is coming along rather nicely. 

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UMMC: "We Have Stopped the Bleeding"

If you are getting emails or texts from UMMC, relax.  UMMC issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Thoughts About Caleb

Last week a son died too soon and unexpectedly. Friends and family continue to mourn the loss. The deepest and most sorrowful pain anyone can ever know comes through losing what can never be recovered in this life. Hope is our only salvation from mourning with deep sobbing and writhing from the core of our being. 

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Friday, February 20, 2026

Coming Soon

 Netflix just dropped a trailer for the new Peaky Blinders movie.  Who is Tommy Shelby, indeed. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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