Saturday, April 11, 2026

Reward Offered

 A reader asked JJ to post a reward for the indentification of someone who tried to break into his mother's home.   

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When the Wine Runs Dry: Next Stop, Federal Court

 The fight between ABC warehouse manager Ruan Transport and several liquor stores is moving to federal court.  

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D.L. Gardner: Is America a Political Caste System?

 Xi Van Fleet described America as a “political caste system,” based on intersectionality. Having survived Mao’s cultural revolution, and given an opportunity to study in America, Xi wrote “Mao’s America: A Survivor’s warning.” The book was published in October 2024.

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Friday, April 10, 2026

Learn to Code?

 For years, the blue collars have been told to learn to code because that is where the future is.  Well, something might have interfered with that future.  

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Interstate Killer Convicted

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.  

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Kiffin Speaks: Ninth SEC Game "not a Good Idea"

 It's nice to hear a dose of sanity in college football when it is so rarely spoken today.  LSU Coach Lane Kiffin said what he thought about the SEC adding a ninth conference game to the college football schedule.  Hint: He didn't praise the decision. 

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What Caused the Trade Mart Fire?

 The Deputy State Fire Marshal's report said the cause of the Mississippi Trade Mart fire that took place March 21 was accidental.  The report states the investigation was unable to conclude whether an overloaded extension cord or a candle left burning by a fabric curtain when the facility closed caused the fire. 


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Severance for the Chief?

 The Jackson City Council was supposed to vote on JPD Chief Rashall Brackney's contract Tuesday but the Horhn administration pulled the item from the agenda.  The contract curiously included a severance package.  

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Idiot of the Day: Socrates Edition

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt" - ancient Chiss proverb.  


If you want to see stupidity on display, check out Tariq Adbul-Tawwab Skyhook as he spouts more nonsense on Socrates Garrett's podcast (with commentary by Clay Edwards).  You can't make this up.  

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Truck Stop Food

Truck stop food.  It's frowned upon, looked down upon, but always there when you need it.   ZeroBear PolyBear blessed us with his own recipe of truck stop food in a downloadable format.  Enjoy.  



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Thursday, April 9, 2026

He Mad!

 Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes is not too happy with Jackson Mayor John Horhn. 

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Still Backlogged and Counting

 The implosion of the ABC warehouse is still not resolved as it still has a backlog of over 170,000 cases.

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Hallelujah!

 You can hate Trump and still love this development. 

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Cue Up Pink Floyd

Space is so cool.  Check out these shots of the  dark side of the moon released by NASA.  

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Amazon Continues to Invest Billions in Mississippi

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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The Fondren is Saved..... For a While

 The Fondren Firebug is behind bars and will remain behind bars for five months after the CCID Court got through with him yesterday.  

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Showdown!

 Brett Favre has Shad White in his sights as he purses a defamation lawsuit against the State Auditor.  Check out the latest filing in their court fight. 

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Do Duffs Have PPP Problems?

Mississippi business magnates Tommy and James Duff are slugging it out in federal court with the Justice Department and some private attorneys over alleged PPP fraud. Michael Goldberg reported in Barksdale Today

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Ivison Cleared (Updated)

Update: Judge Bramlette dismissed the indictment against Ivision without prejudice. 

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Robert St. John: Life at the Table

Before the restaurants, before the trips, before any of it — there was my grandmother's table.


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"Talking About Some Bull****"

 Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes was not too happy when he found out the city of Jackson can not appeal JXN Water's 12% rate increase to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals yesterday.  Using common vernacular, he said something about "talking about some bullshit."  

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Sid Salter: New Take on Old Question About Who We Trust With Life-Altering Decisions

Mississippi has wrestled with challenging questions before about who we trust to make life‑and‑death decisions. In the death‑penalty era of the late 20th century, the U.S. Supreme Court interrupted executions in Mississippi and across the South, troubled by jury instructions allowing executions if a crime was deemed “especially heinous, atrocious, or cruel.”

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Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Idiot of the Day

This is not The Onion although it's about onions.  

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"We Have 44 Bravo! He is Safe"

The daring rescue of a downed F-15 weapons system officer last weekend electrified Americans after a harrowing 48 hours.   CBS News reported a thrilling account of the rescue: 

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"Nothing Ever Gets Done"

Or How to Lose Businesses 101

The owner of an appliance and furniture store begged for help at the Jackson City Council this morning after thieves broke into his business 15 times in the last six months.  He told the City Council he always calls JPD but "nothing ever gets done."  

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(Alleged) Perv Arrested in Rankin County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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BiTE Immunotherapy Offers Hope to Cancer Patients

 Annie Oeth authored the following press release for UMC. 

Dr. Carter Milner and Diann Jackson

When Diann Jackson’s lymphoma returned after less than a year, she came to the Cancer Center and Research Institute at the University of Mississippi Medical Center for immunotherapy. 

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Mardis Strikes Out, Must Serve Sentence

Todd Mardis will have to serve his the sentence for his domestic violence conviction after Rankin County Circuit Judge Stephen Ratcliff denied his request for a reduced sentence.   

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Michael Watson for Lieutenant Governor

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Monday, April 6, 2026

Dog Helps Convict Killer

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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The Squatters Among Us

 The bums continue to set up camp at an abandoned house on Northview Drive.  

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Mayor Thanks Legislature

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Shad Nabs Another One

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: JXN Water in the Twilight Zone

“Imagine if you will…” is how Rod Serling introduced each surreal episode of the popular Twilight Zone TV series years ago. It seems a good way to frame the recent data dump on the Jackson City Council by JXN Water’s “CEO” Judge.

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Madison Timber Update: Baker Donelson Prepares for War

Madison Timber Receiver Alysson Mills submitted her required 90 day status report to U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves on March 31. The report documents her slog to recover funds for the victims of Lamar Adams.

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Sunday, April 5, 2026

Taking Out the Trash

TV reality star and Los Angeles Mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt pulled no punches in this hilarious ad. 

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Canton Academy Gets Nixed

 Canton Academy issued the following press release. 

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Will the Bells Toll in Rankin County?

 A Rankin County couple asked a Chancellor to shut down a church's ringing of its bells after declaring it a nuisance. 

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The Greatest Event in History

 Happy Easter!  JJ is going to take a break from posting the late Dr. Frank Pollard's sermon today and instead post Erick Erickson's ode to Easter, The Greatest Event in History, he published in his newsletter Friday.   Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Governments Have Relied on Artificial Intelligence for Years

 How “artificial intelligence” (AI) will impact our future is the raging question. You have to wonder why. Federal and state governments have used AI for years and we know how well that works.

The Lotus Eaters

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Saturday, April 4, 2026

Saturday Night Cinema

Need something good to watch this weekend while it rains? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some really good ones posted below. 

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When the Wine Runs Dry: Calistoga Sues

The lawsuits are starting to pile up against ABC warehouse manager Ruan Transport after the company blew up the distribution of wines and spirits in Mississippi earlier this year.   


Sam's Club in February

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Christmas in April

 Thanks to the Mississippi legislature, it is Christmas in April for cities, counties, schools, and state agencies across Mississippi after it passed SB# 2189 this week.  


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Drunk Strikes Pearl Police Car

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: What Has the King Done for Us?

 I’m not surprised. I am frustrated. Most Americans regardless of which “side” they’re on evidently feel the same way. The war has neither proved nor solved anything. Based on the last 6,000 years of history, the Left and the Right will continue waging political rhetoric in efforts to rule the world. 

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Friday, April 3, 2026

Real Rebel v. Rebel Yell

 WYAB talk show host and resident bomb-thrower Clay Edwards relates on Facebook how David Allen Coe kept Billy Idol from appearing at the Coliseum in the 1980's.  Enjoy the storytelling.  KF. 

In the summer of 1984, the Mississippi Coliseum in Jackson learned a hard lesson about booking decisions.

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Gunn Aims at Governor's Office


 Former Speaker of the House of Representatives Phillip Gunn will announce he is running for Governor next week. 

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The Sheffield Saga: JA Drives Its Point Home

The scrum between Jackson Academy and Jason and Carolyn Voyles continues as they argue over whether their dispute should be heard in court or arbitration.  

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Are Schools Tech'ed Out?

Schools finally figuring out their students are marks for Google and Apple as the companies push for laptops in every classroom.  The New York Times reported last week: 

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Bearing the Cross

MRA Football Coach Herbert Davis had his players engage in a little exercise so they could better appreciate Christ's suffering before he was crucified.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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