Worry, worry, worry. It seems its all we do some times. The drug companies have made a fortune off worrying as Americans down Xanax and other pills by the ton every year. Well, there is a cheaper and yes, better way to handle worry. The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached "don't worry about it." That's right, turn those problems over, quit worrying about them, and enjoy life as it was meant to be enjoyed. Speaking of joy, enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, March 16, 2025
Bill Crawford: Legislature Wants More Government
The latest effort to reduce the overwhelming number of state agencies, boards, and commissions fizzled. So, we’re headed up again, not down?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, March 15, 2025
Flashback: First to Squeal
The name of Joe Valachi dominated front pages everywhere, even those of the Clarion-Ledger, in the fall of 1963. Valachi was the first member of the Mafia to squeal and squeal he did before a Congressional committee on the inner workings of La Cosa Nostra. To think it all started with Vito Genovese giving him the "kiss of death" while serving time together. Forget The Godfather, this is the real story of the mob.
Earthquake!
An areal east of Magee suffered an earthquake that registered 3.0 on the Richter scale. The U.S. Geological Survey reported:
Click Here to Read More..Senate Passes Squatters Bill
A bill that will help law enforcement prosecute squatters and phony realtors unanimously passed the Mississippi State Senate Wednesday.
Click Here to Read More..Man Convicted for Killing Friend
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: When Cool Was Cool
Remember when cool was cool? High school and Hollywood were cool. Substance had nothing to do with cool. Popularity is the key to cool. It’s not necessarily what somebody has. Many times it’s what cool people don’t have unlike all of the rest of us. Most of us are not cool. We’re just regular folks.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, March 14, 2025
Hopes for Jackson
Some people try to make where they live a better place. Dallis Ketchum is one of those people. The creator of Neighborhouse in Belhaven discusses his hopes for Jackson and what can be done to achieve them on the Empower Mississippi podcast with Grant Callen.
Click Here to Read More..No Comment!
Warning: Graphic video posted below. May not be safe for work or kids.
When will it be last call for Last Call?
Click Here to Read More..Is $100 Million Sportsplex Stalled?
The southwest corner of the intersection of Highway 51 and Weisenberger Road in Gluckstadt remains wilderness as no steps have been taken to build a $100 million sportsplex developers passed a year ago.
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MCPP: Why Does Legislature Struggle to Pass Conservative Policy?
The Mississippi legislature has a clear conservative mandate yet sometimes struggles to get things done. Why?
Click Here to Read More..Stuffed Pasta Shells
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love Pasta! Did you know, if you use the Italian word for the shape
and style of pasta you use in a dish, Folks will think you are some
kind of hotshot cook? At that point, your meal will be halfway
toward a successful effort.
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Thursday, March 13, 2025
The Mayor Wants You (r Money)!
Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is seeking donations for his legal defense fund. WLBT reported:
Click Here to Read More..World War III?
A woman described a scene in South Jackson last night as "World War 3."
Click Here to Read More..JPD Officer Charged with Domestic Violence
A JPD officer stands accused of pointing a gun at his girlfriend and forcing her to crash into another vehicle as he chased her down the road.
Click Here to Read More..The Lights of Broadway
Worried that Broadway might not return to Jackson next year? Consider this option.
Click Here to Read More..Ewwwwwww!
Something shiggity was going on between a man and his dog. Action 5 News in Memphis reported:
Click Here to Read More..Shad Gets a Taxman
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Avian Flu Hits Noxubee
MDAC Commissioner Andy Gipson issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Singing Cowboy
Our Agriculture Commish wants to embark on a new project: Singing. MDAC Commissioner Andrew Gipson announced on Facebook:
Click Here to Read More..Feds to State: You Owe $101 Million for DHS Mess
The bill is coming due for all the shenanigans in the DHS scandal. The federal government told DHS to repay $101 million misspent at DHS.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: A Father's Reflection on Wedding Weekend
There are only a few moments in life when time slows down enough to let you take it all in. For me, this past weekend was one of those moments.
Click Here to Read More..Idiots of the Day
Meanwhile, over on Canton Mart Road in broad daylight......
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: On Capitol Hill, Medicaid Under Scrutiny for Cuts
On March 7, the Democratic Minority of the bipartisan and congressionally created Joint Economic Committee—one of two economic advisory committees established in 1946—released a report detailing their concerns about where the Republican Majority has signaled they might go to accomplish theiroverall tax cut goals.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Tune in Tonight
It's time for a Jackson food fight. Malcolm Johnson said he is going to wear out Othor Cain on his Facebook page at 9 tonight. Might be some fireworks.
Click Here to Read More..They Never Learn
Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..AirCare Stands Down, Crash Victims Identified
The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Remember Them in Your Prayers
A motorcade of first responders escorted the transport of the AirCare employees who died in the helicopter crash yesterday in Madison County from the Madison County morgue to the State Crime Lab. Theres Apel managed to videotape the procession.
Click Here to Read More..Been in Trouble with the Law Since.....
Dax Owens managed to get himself arrested yet again. Must be something in the blood.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, March 10, 2025
Update on AirCare Crash
UMMC Vice-Chancellor Dr. Louanne Woodward is holding a press conference right now on the AirCare crash today. It is live-streamed below courtesy of WLBT.
Click Here to Read More..Aircare Chopper Down (Updated)
A UMMC medical helicopter crashed in a heavily wooded area south of Highway 43 and north of Pipeline Road.
Click Here to Read More..Nurse Beaten in UMMC Parking Lot
A UMMC nurse posted this horrific message on her public Facebook page:
Click Here to Read More..Weed Wars: More Mockingscam?
Let the feeding frenzy begin. Mockingbird Cannabis accused its former CAO and CFO of looting over $8 million from the company in a lawsuit filed in Hinds County Circuit Court Friday.
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Facebook Slaps Down Cities
What Facebook giveth, Facebook can taketh away. Facebook send out this little warning over the weekend:
Click Here to Read More..Meet Your Rowdy Friends in Brandon
You read the correctly. The one and only Hank Williams, Jr. is coming to Brandon.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, March 9, 2025
Foul!
Apparently a high school track athlete saw Rollerball a few too many times.
Click Here to Read More..Seeing the Mat
"It's a terrible thing when faith becomes graceless. It's a terrible thing when faith degenerates from keeping fellowship to just sort of saying we got to keep the rules," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in 1997. His sermon discussed how some become modern-day Pharisees, more concerned with being "heretic hunters" or "watchdogs of orthodoxy" to the detriment of all, including their faith. Just think Mary in Young Sheldon. Enjoy the sermon as Dr. Pollard preaches from John 5: 1-30. The scripture is posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Tariffs & DOGE Make Case for Caution About Tax Cuts
What impact will President Donald Trump’s tariffs and Elon Musk’s DOGE layoffs and contract cancellations have on Mississippi? It’s too soon to tell, but the risks of major impacts are high.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, March 8, 2025
ATM Bandit Gets 23 Years in Prison
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Accountability? What's That?
Despite all the huffing and puffing after the media reported how candidates such as the Jackson Mayor abuse filing campaign finance reports with no accountability, the legislature killed all bills that would put some teeth into Mississippi's almost non-existent campaign finance laws for local candidates. Supervisors and Mayors throughout the state can rejoice.
D.L. Gardner: Nothing Has Really Changed
You know that war over there that nobody talks about over here? Yeah, the second war Biden botched during his first year as president. Nowadays everybody’s talking about President Trump ending that war with a press conference in the oval office. In just over a month, Mr. Trump has closed our borders with Canada and Mexico, renamed a mountain in Alaska, and created a new body of water on our southern border. He has simultaneously baffled every woke person in America with whirling dervishes.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, March 7, 2025
Showing You the Money: Mayor Edition
Posted below are the 2021-2024 campaign finance reports of Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba. JJ published pictures of the reports last month as yours truly could look at the reports but had to file a public records request for a printed copy.
Click Here to Read More..RFK, Jr. Stands up for Measles Vaccine
A measles outbreak began in Texas recently. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. urged parents to get the MMR vaccine for their children if they had not been vaccinated. Mr. Kennedy promoted the vaccine in a column on the Fox News website:
Click Here to Read More..A Nice Dinner for Mighty Hunters
But you must have something you hunted to cook. I do understand some hunt the isles of their grocer, but this one may require a visit to a quail hunting field.
Click Here to Read More..A Day of Reckoning is Set
July 13, 2026 will be a day of reckoning for Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II, and Jackson Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks.
Click Here to Read More..Squatters Bill Clears Hurdle
Despite opposition from some Democrats, a bill cracking down on squatters and phony realtors cleared a Senate committee this week.
Click Here to Read More..Op-Ed: Prescription Drug Costs Out of Control, Reform Needed
Canton Man Charged With Child Rape
Canton police charged a man with rape of a child under 14 years old.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, March 6, 2025
Lumumba, Owens, & Banks to Appear in Court Tomorrow
A hearing will be held tomorrow in USA v. Jody Owens, II, Chokwe A Lumumba, and Aaron Banks. A federal grand jury indicted them in November on public corruption charges. The docket states:
Click Here to Read More..Who Knocked Out NE Jackson?
An 18 wheeler caused a bit of a problem in Northeast Jackson today. The Capitol Police issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Jay-Z - Buzbee Feud Spills Over into Mississippi
The feud between Jay-Z and Houston superlawyer Anthony Buzbee spilled over into Mississippi when one of Jay-Z's lawyers sued Mr. Buzbee for defamation in Hinds County Circuit Court yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Back to 1965
A black Richland High School student generated waves when she used the "N"* word in her Black History Month speech at the school.
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Perv Gets 15 Years
Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Mayfield Gets Two Years
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Idiots of the Day
If you want to see some of the seamy underside of Jackson, check out Karterpound's Instagram page. Our man posted yet another video of some um, shenanigans in the hood.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: The Weight of a Wedding
Life tends to deliver milestones in clusters, never spreading them out at a leisurely pace, but stacking them up all at once. This week is no exception. On Saturday, my daughter is getting married—a once-in-a-lifetime event. Then, two days later, I board a plane to spend the next eight weeks working overseas. It’s not ideal timing, but that’s the nature of my life. In the coming months, I’ll host six trips across Europe—Spain, Tuscany (twice), a Tuscany trip I call Tuscany 2.0 where I host guests who have already travelled with me in Tuscany but with all new adventures, Holland/Belgium, and England/Scotland. Some of these trips I’ve done before, some are newer variations, but I love what I do, no matter how many times I do it. And while those familiar streets, piazzas, and villages bring me joy, my mind isn’t on travel at the moment. It’s on something far bigger.
Click Here to Read More..Man Arrested for Sexual Battery
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Bird Flu a Dire Concern in Mississippi
Empty coolers on grocery store egg product shelves, dramatically higher prices when you can find eggs, and angst and dread among those who make their livings in Mississippi’s robust poultry and egg industry – that’s the new reality.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, March 4, 2025
16 Years for Fentanyl Trafficking
Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Trans Tyranny
The tyranny of the trans movement reared its ugly head in Maine when a state representative lost her right to speak and vote after she dared speak out about a trans male/female who demolished the female competition in the state championship track meet.
Click Here to Read More..Misunderstanding or Incompetence? We Report, You Decide.
A Madison County woman faces over $10,000 in fines for contempt of court after she failed to turn over required documents in her divorce case. However, she blames her former lawyer, Bridget Todd, for failing to keep her informed in what is becoming a familiar story. Ms. Todd gained prominence for her representation of Carly Gregg last year.
Click Here to Read More..Child Molestation Indictment Dropped
A Rankin County college student was allowed to plead guilty to cyberstalking after the prosecution withdrew his indictment for sexual battery of a minor and statutory rape last year.
Click Here to Read More..Cartels Try to Hide
Well, well, well. It appears the Mexican drug cartels are not too happy right now. The New York Times reported Sunday:
Click Here to Read More..Cochran Arrested
Madison police arrested Thaddeus Clayton Cochran today and charged him with trespassing and contempt of court.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, March 3, 2025
Ridiculous
The horror stories about the Jackson office of the United States Postal Service are true.
Click Here to Read More..Thugette Pleads Guilty to Murder & Arson
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Empire Strikes Back at Barbie
Local media personality Barbie Bassett took her shot at her former employer, WLBT. WLBT said thank you, very much, now we will take our own shot. The two sides will continue to war as a recent settlement conference failed.
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Vote Early and Often
Jacksonian John Zehr created a poll for the Jackson mayoral election online. Feel free to go vote.
Click Here to Read More..The Other Side of Early Voting
Pete Perry authored this post. Given the recent flareup over early voting among our elected officials, JJ thought it might spur debate if someone presented the case against early voting.
As proposed by Senate Bill #2654, “No-Excuse” Early Voting would allow Mississippi voters to cast ballots in person at their County Circuit Clerk’s office for 15 days prior to Election Day, be that a primary, special or general election. Click Here to Read More..Sunday, March 2, 2025
"I Am the Clown"
Is it ok to be rich? Is it all right to have ambition? What about things? Is it ok to want things? What do these questions have to do with the Sermon on the Mount? Watch the late Dr. Frank Pollard's 1997 sermon posted below to get the answers to these questions and more. He will also explain what the Sermon on the Mount has to do with being a clown. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Musk & Spending Cuts Need Higher Debt Ceiling?
Are they auditioning in Washington for a Saturday Night Live skit?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, March 1, 2025
Defamatory? We Report, You Decide.
You wanted it, you got it. Posted below is the Clarksdale Press Register editorial that generated so much controversy. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..The Ostriches Appear
Some JPS teachers squalled about school closures at the Mayoral candidate forum held at Duling Hall last weekend. As they complained, the candidates bobbed and weaved as everyone tried to avoid dealing with reality. Perhaps it's time to educate these "educators" as well as our would-be leaders with some simple math.
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D.L. Gardner: A Deal to Save Lives
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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