Sunday, March 16, 2025

Don't Worry About It

Worry, worry, worry.  It seems its all we do some times.  The drug companies have made a fortune off worrying as Americans down Xanax and other pills by the ton every year.  Well, there is a cheaper and yes, better way to handle worry.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached "don't worry about it." That's right, turn those problems over, quit worrying about them, and enjoy life as it was meant to be enjoyed.    Speaking of joy, enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below.  

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Nature's Fury

Scenes from nature's destruction yesterday.

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Bill Crawford: Legislature Wants More Government

The latest effort to reduce the overwhelming number of state agencies, boards, and commissions fizzled. So, we’re headed up again, not down?

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Flashback: First to Squeal

 The name of Joe Valachi dominated front pages everywhere, even those of the Clarion-Ledger, in the fall of 1963.  Valachi was the first member of the Mafia to squeal and squeal he did before a Congressional committee on the inner workings of La Cosa Nostra.  To think it all started with Vito Genovese giving him the "kiss of death" while serving time together.  Forget The Godfather, this is the real story of the mob.

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Earthquake!

 An areal east of Magee suffered an earthquake that registered 3.0 on the Richter scale.  The U.S. Geological Survey reported: 

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Senate Passes Squatters Bill

A bill that will help law enforcement prosecute squatters and phony realtors unanimously passed the Mississippi State Senate Wednesday.  

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Man Convicted for Killing Friend

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.

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D.L. Gardner: When Cool Was Cool

Remember when cool was cool? High school and Hollywood were cool. Substance had nothing to do with cool. Popularity is the key to cool. It’s not necessarily what somebody has. Many times it’s what cool people don’t have unlike all of the rest of us. Most of us are not cool. We’re just regular folks.

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Friday, March 14, 2025

Hopes for Jackson

Some people try to make where they live a better place.  Dallis Ketchum is one of those people.  The creator of Neighborhouse in Belhaven discusses his hopes for Jackson and what can be done to achieve them on the Empower Mississippi podcast with Grant Callen. 

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No Comment!

Warning: Graphic video posted below.  May not be safe for work or kids.  

When will it be last call for Last Call? 

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Is $100 Million Sportsplex Stalled?

 The southwest corner of the intersection of Highway 51 and Weisenberger Road in Gluckstadt remains wilderness as no steps have been taken to build a $100 million sportsplex developers passed a year ago.  


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MCPP: Why Does Legislature Struggle to Pass Conservative Policy?

The Mississippi legislature has a clear conservative mandate yet sometimes struggles to get things done. Why?

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Stuffed Pasta Shells

 I love Pasta! Did you know, if you use the Italian word for the shape and style of pasta you use in a dish, Folks will think you are some kind of hotshot cook? At that point, your meal will be halfway toward a successful effort. 


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Thursday, March 13, 2025

The Mayor Wants You (r Money)!

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is seeking donations for his legal defense fund.  WLBT reported: 

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World War III?

 A woman described a scene in South Jackson last night as "World War 3."  

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JPD Officer Charged with Domestic Violence

 A JPD officer stands accused of pointing a gun at his girlfriend and forcing her to crash into another vehicle as he chased her down the road.  

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The Lights of Broadway

 Worried that Broadway might not return to Jackson next year? Consider this option.  

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Ewwwwwww!

 Something shiggity was going on between a man and his dog.  Action 5 News in Memphis reported: 

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Shad Gets a Taxman

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Oops!

 Can you spot the mistake? 

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Avian Flu Hits Noxubee

 MDAC Commissioner Andy Gipson issued the following statement. 

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The Singing Cowboy

Our Agriculture Commish wants to embark on a new project: Singing.  MDAC Commissioner Andrew Gipson announced on Facebook: 

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Feds to State: You Owe $101 Million for DHS Mess

The bill is coming due for all the shenanigans in the DHS scandal.  The federal government told DHS to repay $101 million misspent at DHS.  

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Robert St. John: A Father's Reflection on Wedding Weekend

There are only a few moments in life when time slows down enough to let you take it all in. For me, this past weekend was one of those moments.

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Idiots of the Day

 Meanwhile, over on Canton Mart Road in broad daylight......

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Sid Salter: On Capitol Hill, Medicaid Under Scrutiny for Cuts

On March 7, the Democratic Minority of the bipartisan and congressionally created Joint Economic Committee—one of two economic advisory committees established in 1946—released a report detailing their concerns about where the Republican Majority has signaled they might go to accomplish theiroverall tax cut goals.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Tune in Tonight

 It's time for a Jackson food fight.  Malcolm Johnson said he is going to wear out Othor Cain on his Facebook page at 9 tonight. Might be some fireworks. 

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They Never Learn

 Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement. 

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AirCare Stands Down, Crash Victims Identified

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Man bites dog is an old story.  But what if dog......

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Remember Them in Your Prayers

 A motorcade of first responders escorted the transport of the AirCare employees who died in the helicopter crash yesterday in Madison County from the Madison County morgue to the State Crime Lab. Theres Apel managed to videotape the procession.

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Been in Trouble with the Law Since.....

 Dax Owens managed to get himself arrested yet again.  Must be something in the blood.  

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Monday, March 10, 2025

Update on AirCare Crash

 UMMC Vice-Chancellor Dr. Louanne Woodward is holding a press conference right now on the AirCare crash today.  It is live-streamed below courtesy of WLBT. 

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Aircare Chopper Down (Updated)

 A UMMC medical helicopter crashed in a heavily wooded area south of Highway 43 and north of Pipeline Road. 

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Nurse Beaten in UMMC Parking Lot

 A UMMC nurse posted this horrific message on her public Facebook page:

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Weed Wars: More Mockingscam?

Let the feeding frenzy begin.  Mockingbird Cannabis accused its former CAO and CFO of looting over $8 million from the company in a lawsuit filed in Hinds County Circuit Court Friday.   

Credit: Mockingbird Facebook page

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Facebook Slaps Down Cities

What Facebook giveth, Facebook can taketh away.  Facebook send out this little warning over the weekend: 

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Meet Your Rowdy Friends in Brandon

 You read the correctly.  The one and only Hank Williams, Jr. is coming to Brandon. 

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Sunday, March 9, 2025

Foul!

 Apparently a  high school track athlete saw Rollerball a few too many times.  

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Seeing the Mat

 "It's a terrible thing when faith becomes graceless. It's a terrible thing when faith degenerates from keeping fellowship to just sort of saying we got to keep the rules," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in 1997.  His sermon discussed how some become modern-day Pharisees, more concerned with being "heretic hunters" or "watchdogs of orthodoxy" to the detriment of all, including their faith.  Just think Mary in Young Sheldon. Enjoy the sermon as Dr. Pollard preaches from John 5: 1-30.  The scripture is posted below.   

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Bill Crawford: Tariffs & DOGE Make Case for Caution About Tax Cuts

What impact will President Donald Trump’s tariffs and Elon Musk’s DOGE layoffs and contract cancellations have on Mississippi? It’s too soon to tell, but the risks of major impacts are high.

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Saturday, March 8, 2025

ATM Bandit Gets 23 Years in Prison

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Accountability? What's That?

Despite all the huffing and puffing after the media reported how candidates such as the Jackson Mayor abuse filing campaign finance reports with no accountability, the legislature killed all bills that would put some teeth into Mississippi's almost non-existent campaign finance laws for local candidates.  Supervisors and Mayors throughout the state can rejoice. 


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D.L. Gardner: Nothing Has Really Changed

You know that war over there that nobody talks about over here? Yeah, the second war Biden botched during his first year as president. Nowadays everybody’s talking about President Trump ending that war with a press conference in the oval office. In just over a month, Mr. Trump has closed our borders with Canada and Mexico, renamed a mountain in Alaska, and created a new body of water on our southern border. He has simultaneously baffled every woke person in America with whirling dervishes.

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Friday, March 7, 2025

Showing You the Money: Mayor Edition

Posted below are the 2021-2024 campaign finance reports of Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba.  JJ published pictures of the reports last month as yours truly could look at the reports but had to file a public records request for a printed copy.  

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RFK, Jr. Stands up for Measles Vaccine

A measles outbreak began in Texas recently.  Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.  urged parents to get the MMR vaccine for their children if they had not been vaccinated.  Mr. Kennedy promoted the vaccine in a column on the Fox News website: 

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A Nice Dinner for Mighty Hunters

But you must have something you hunted to cook. I do understand some hunt the isles of their grocer, but this one may require a visit to a quail hunting field. 



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A Day of Reckoning is Set

 July 13, 2026 will be a day of reckoning for Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II, and Jackson Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks.  

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Squatters Bill Clears Hurdle

 Despite opposition from some Democrats, a bill cracking down on squatters and phony realtors cleared a Senate committee this week.  

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Op-Ed: Prescription Drug Costs Out of Control, Reform Needed

Today, Mississippians are suffering under the crushing weight of sky-high drug prices. Even though we live in one of the poorest states in the country, we have some of the highest per-person drug spending in the nation, forcing the many seniors and hard-working adults in our state to choose between life-saving medications and basic necessities. While big pharmaceutical companies rake in record profits , too many families in our state are left scrambling to afford insulin, heart medication, and other medicines that keep them alive.

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Canton Man Charged With Child Rape

 Canton police charged a man with rape of a child under 14 years old.   

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Thursday, March 6, 2025

Lumumba, Owens, & Banks to Appear in Court Tomorrow

A hearing will be held tomorrow in USA v. Jody Owens, II, Chokwe A Lumumba, and Aaron Banks.  A federal grand jury indicted them in November on public corruption charges.  The docket states: 

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Funny of the Day

 Some people should really not sing.  At all. 

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Who Knocked Out NE Jackson?

 An 18 wheeler caused a bit of a problem in Northeast Jackson today.  The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Jay-Z - Buzbee Feud Spills Over into Mississippi

 The feud between Jay-Z and Houston superlawyer Anthony Buzbee spilled over into Mississippi when one of Jay-Z's lawyers sued Mr. Buzbee for defamation in Hinds County Circuit Court yesterday.

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Tomorrow Night at The Country Squire

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Back to 1965

A black Richland High School student generated waves when she used the "N"* word in her Black History Month speech at the school. 

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Perv Gets 15 Years

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Closing Soon

 All things, good and bad, must come to an end. 

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Mayfield Gets Two Years

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Idiots of the Day

 If you want to see some of the seamy underside of Jackson, check out Karterpound's Instagram page.  Our man posted yet another video of some um, shenanigans in the hood.  

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Robert St. John: The Weight of a Wedding

Life tends to deliver milestones in clusters, never spreading them out at a leisurely pace, but stacking them up all at once. This week is no exception. On Saturday, my daughter is getting married—a once-in-a-lifetime event. Then, two days later, I board a plane to spend the next eight weeks working overseas. It’s not ideal timing, but that’s the nature of my life. In the coming months, I’ll host six trips across Europe—Spain, Tuscany (twice), a Tuscany trip I call Tuscany 2.0 where I host guests who have already travelled with me in Tuscany but with all new adventures, Holland/Belgium, and England/Scotland. Some of these trips I’ve done before, some are newer variations, but I love what I do, no matter how many times I do it. And while those familiar streets, piazzas, and villages bring me joy, my mind isn’t on travel at the moment. It’s on something far bigger.

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Man Arrested for Sexual Battery

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Bird Flu a Dire Concern in Mississippi

Empty coolers on grocery store egg product shelves, dramatically higher prices when you can find eggs, and angst and dread among those who make their livings in Mississippi’s robust poultry and egg industry – that’s the new reality.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2025

16 Years for Fentanyl Trafficking

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Trans Tyranny

 The tyranny of the trans movement reared its ugly head in Maine when a state representative lost her right to speak and vote after she dared speak out about a trans male/female who demolished the female competition in the state championship track meet.  

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Misunderstanding or Incompetence? We Report, You Decide.

A Madison County woman faces over $10,000 in fines for contempt of court after she failed to turn over  required documents in her divorce case.  However, she blames her former lawyer, Bridget Todd, for failing to keep her informed in what is becoming a familiar story.  Ms. Todd gained prominence for her representation of Carly Gregg last year.  

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Child Molestation Indictment Dropped

A Rankin County college student was allowed to plead guilty to cyberstalking after the prosecution withdrew his indictment for sexual battery of a minor and statutory rape last year.  

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Cartels Try to Hide

 Well, well, well. It appears the Mexican drug cartels are not too happy right now.  The New York Times reported Sunday: 

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Cochran Arrested

 Madison police arrested Thaddeus Clayton Cochran today and charged him with trespassing and contempt of court. 

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Monday, March 3, 2025

Ridiculous

 The horror stories about the Jackson office of the United States Postal Service are true.  

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Thugette Pleads Guilty to Murder & Arson

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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The Empire Strikes Back at Barbie

Local media personality Barbie Bassett took her shot at her former employer, WLBT.  WLBT said thank you, very much, now we will take our own shot.   The two sides will continue to war as a recent settlement conference failed. 

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Vote Early and Often

 Jacksonian John Zehr created a poll for the Jackson mayoral election online.  Feel free to go vote.

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The Other Side of Early Voting

Pete Perry authored this post.  Given the recent flareup over early voting among our elected officials, JJ thought it might spur debate if someone presented the case against early voting.  

As proposed by Senate Bill #2654, “No-Excuse” Early Voting would allow Mississippi voters to cast ballots in person at their County Circuit Clerk’s office for 15 days prior to Election Day, be that a primary, special or general election. 

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Sunday, March 2, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 Meanwhile over in Texas.....

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"I Am the Clown"

Is it ok to be rich? Is it all right to have ambition? What about things? Is it ok to want things? What do these questions have to do with the Sermon on the Mount? Watch the late Dr. Frank Pollard's 1997 sermon posted below to get the answers to these questions and more. He will also explain what the Sermon on the Mount has to do with being a clown.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Musk & Spending Cuts Need Higher Debt Ceiling?

Are they auditioning in Washington for a Saturday Night Live skit?

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Saturday, March 1, 2025

Defamatory? We Report, You Decide.

 You wanted it, you got it.  Posted below is the Clarksdale Press Register editorial that generated so much controversy.  Enjoy.  

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The Ostriches Appear

Some JPS teachers squalled about school closures at the Mayoral candidate forum held at Duling Hall last weekend.  As they complained, the candidates bobbed and weaved as everyone tried to avoid dealing with reality.  Perhaps it's time to educate these "educators" as well as our would-be leaders with some simple math. 

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D.L. Gardner: A Deal to Save Lives

Editor's note: This column was received Sunday.  Obviously it is slightly dated. 

The White House has indicated negotiations with Russia and Ukraine are beginning to come to a head, and may be resolved as soon as this week. Democrats and progressive media are stuck reviving a Russian Hoax.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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