Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Horhn Speaks: "Those Handcuffs are Off"

 JPD as well as the citizens of Jackson got some much welcome news at the meeting of the Jackson City Council yesterday. 

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Brotherly Love in Philly

There were indeed fireworks in Philadelphia earlier this week. 

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Robert St. John: The Sandwich Principle

Sometimes I catch flak from my daughter. My wife gives me a hard time, too. They say I overshare on social media—pictures of sandwiches, sentimental nonsense, folksy food memories no one asked for. And I do. But they keep reading. They keep watching.

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Canton Corruption: We Like Our Bribes

The seamy side of Canton politics is on full display this week in Rudy Warnock's federal trial downtown.  WLBT's Antonius Warren reported:  

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Sid Salter: Modest Gas Tax Hike a Good First Step to Modernizing Roads & Bridges

 High on a bluff overlooking the Mississippi River in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, is a curious edifice, the Old State Capitol (formally, after the 1994 restoration, the Louisiana Museum of Political History) is a Gothic architectural wonder built to resemble a castle.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2025

All Good Things Come to an End

 All good things come to an end, even in New Orleans.  The Palace Cafe announced on social media yesterday: 

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AMR Goes Hi-Tech

American Medical Response (AMR) issued the following statement. 

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Failing Upward in Madison County

 If at first you fail, fail, fail again in Madison County. Such is the case after the Madison County Board of Supervisors gave a raise to Comptroller Na'son White yesterday.   

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Idiot of the Day

 Some people just don't know when to stop, even on the golf course.  

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Candidate for Parks & Rec Series Reboot?

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: It's Showtime!

 The orchestra is warmed up, the lights are dimmed, it's time to dance.   

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Monday, July 7, 2025

Woman Charged in Boyfriend's Murder

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Dog Days of Summer

 How hot is it outside? 

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Special Election Set for Mayor Horhn's Senate Seat

 First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: The Publisher v. the CEO

Picture a cage match: The Publisher of the NorthSide Sun versus the CEO of Entergy Mississippi. No holds barred. Odds favor the CEO. My money’s on the underdog Publisher (think Charles Bronson in Hard Times). Last week’s NorthSide Sun reported the face-off in dueling editorials: “Tell it like it is and go for the gut” versus “spin it for the public and rope-a- dope.”

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Catch & Release! Squawk!

Update (9:30 PM): JPD issued the following statement: 

 Upon conferring with the Hinds County DA’s office, the charges on Cameron Russell, Justin Taylor were changed to Accessory After the Fact. Russell was given a $30K bond, Daniel Taylor received a $25K bond and Justin Taylor was given a $30K bond. Jaquavion Clark was denied bond. 

Clark was charged a year ago with possession of a handgun by a minor but was not indicted.   

 JPD arrested four men in the Cooper Road murder that took place Independence Day. 

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Bedwetter Alert!

 It seems some people just can't take a joke.  The two knuckleheads over at WYAB posted this photo on the morning of July 1, Mayor John Horhn's first day in office.  

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Ouch!

It appears things didn't go too well for a resident of the Raymond Detention Center. 

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Sunday, July 6, 2025

Nature's Fury!!!

 Check out the deadly rise of the Guadalupe River.  

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Double Homicide on Wilmington

The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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A Barrel of Molasses

As famously shown in Citizen Kane, William Randolph Hearst had a mania for collecting art.  Covetous man he was, he coveted several masterpieces of art and sent his agents to scour the world for them.  They were unsuccessful in their mission for a rather unusual reason. They told the media tycoon they were stored in his warehouse.  He already had them and didn't even know it.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard told this story as he discussed how we have the tools such as the Bible and prayer to help us in life but act as though they don't even exist.  Enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Speaker Touts "Education Freedom" to get Vouchers Passed

“The House remains resolute in its pursuit of commonsense, conservative legislation which is why you will see Education Freedom as the top priority in the House for the 2026 Legislative Session,” Speaker Jason White said as he announced appointments to a new Education Freedom Select Committee.

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Saturday, July 5, 2025

Open for Business? Um, Not Exactly

 Amid a wave of self-praise, the Lumumba administration announced the grand re-opening of Thalia Mara Hall Monday.  

Credit: Visit Jackson

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D.L. Gardner: Is the Tide Turning Yet?

On June 22, President Trump launched “Operation Midnight Hammer” that severely affected Iran’s ability to produce a nuclear bomb. The operation used more than 125 aircraft including the main strike force of seven B-2 Spirit Bombers supported by fourth and fifth generation fighters and dozens of air refueling tankers. Each of the seven bombers carried two GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) weapons.

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JPD Reports Two Homicides

 JPD issued the following statements. 

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Friday, July 4, 2025

Happy Independence Day!

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"Habitual Cruel and Inhuman Treatment"

 JJ generally does not post divorce orders.  However, there is one in Rankin County deserving mention.  Special Chancellor Patricia Wise granted a divorce to the husband of Carly Gregg's attorney on grounds of habitual cruel and inhuman treatment.  

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Idiot of the Day

Trying to bribe a police officer is never a good idea.  Exhibit A: Hollie Peden of Rankin County.  

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Horhn Rolls Out His Team

Newly-inaugurated Jackson Mayor John Horhn announced several appointments yesterday.  Read 'em and weep. 

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Croissant-Wrapped Shrimp

Although ZeroBear retired from his weekly gig here, it seems a shame to give up the weekly recipe.  Check out the recipe for  Croissant-Wrapped Shrimp posted below.  

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Thursday, July 3, 2025

Fight the Blight!

So much for leaving things better than you found it. Check out how the Lumumba crowd left the Hood and Porter buildings when they scurried away.

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Celebrate Independence Day ON Independence Day

 Clinton does it right as the city celebrates Independence Day on Independence Day, not July 3 or June 28.  Check out the festivities posted below. 

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One More Hat Goes in the Ring

 Shuwaski Young issued the following statement. 

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Progress!

 You better take extra care of that rental car or else you might get dinged for a few hundred - or thousand - dollars.   The New York Post reported: 

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Shad Busts A Few

 State Auditor Shadrack White announced several successful prosecutions this week. 

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Meet the Mayor

Jackson Mayor John Horhn is holding a public "meet & greet' this morning.  

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Wednesday, July 2, 2025

The Return of the Adults

 It appears the adults are back in charge at Jackson City Hall.  Pieter Teeuwissen will serve as Chief Administrative Officer for Mayor John Horhn.  

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Realtor Sexually Assaulted at Open House

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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"Our City is in a Bad Place Right Now"

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn minced no words in his inaugural address yesterday as he spelled out the state of the city while offering hope to its beleaguered residents.  JJ knows you don't have all day to watch a twenty minute speech so it took the courtesy of clipping out a few minutes and posting it below.  Watch as the Mayor gives some unvarnished truth.  

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Robert St. John: A Roast Beef Po-Boy & a Curtain Call

We landed in New Orleans on Sunday, which isn’t when most people arrive in New Orleans unless they’ve made a mistake. It had been a quick trip to New York. In and out. Just two days. The main reason was a play I didn’t want to miss—a revival of David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross. Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, Bill Burr, and Michael McKean—men who seem like they should be at entirely different cocktail parties, but who worked surprisingly well together. It was sharp, fast, and funny in that dark, uncomfortable way Mamet always nails.

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It's a New Day at Walker's Drive In

 Walker's Drive In posted the following message on Facebook. 

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President Trump Goes Krugering

 United States President Donald Trump nominated James "Baxter" Kruger to be the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Mississippi yesterday.  The White House website states: 

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Sid Salter: John Robert Arnold: Scouts honor legendary civic servant, singer, & man of God

Mississippi U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Brookhaven is lending her time to an event on July 2 in Starkville that’s a fundraiser for the Scouting program in northeast Mississippi. At that event, she will receive an award noting her service to the youth in the program.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Get Ready to Go to 11

Stonehenge, black albums, and cucumbers are back as This is Spinal Tap returns to the big screen next week.  Yes, you get a chance to see one of the most influential movies yet again.  Get ready to smell the glove.  Showtimes are posted below. 

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Bye-Bye

Damn, that was  quick.  

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Meet Mayor John Horhn

 Watch Mayor John Horhn's inauguration live-streamed below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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PSA

 This public service announcement is brought to you by WTVA's Chelsae Simmons.  

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Feds Try to Keep Money in Lumumba Prosecution

 The Justice Department filed a bill of particulars this morning in U.S.A. v. Lumumba, Owens, and Banks

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Long May He Reign

 The city of Jackson announced today's inauguration schedule.  

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Seeing the Seafood

 The Mississippi Department of Agriculture & Commerce issued the following statement. 

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Freedom!

 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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