Saturday, September 26, 2026

Nolan Wells Case: D.A. Makes It All Public

 As the Nolan Wells controversy rages, allow JJ to pour some more fuel on the fire.  Jackson County District Attorney Angel McIlrath released all correspondence with the legal team of Nolan Wells' family earlier this week.  Posted below are all 17 letters as well as summaries provided by yours truly.  Get to work.  

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All Change is Good, Right?

 You can't hate car manufacturers enough.  Example A: 

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Get 'Em!

 The Capitol Police don't play. 

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D.L. Gardner: President Negotiates Another Winning Deal

President Trump has instigated any number of audacious and “threatening” moves to make America great again. His latest is acquiring Greenland as one of his properties and renaming it “the land of many greens,” on which he has already planned 52 golf courses.

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Friday, September 25, 2026

Medical Examiner: Hanging Death Staged

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: Enough of This Neurosis

King Charles has warned of the “existential dangers” posed by AI.

I suppose that makes a change from the time he warned that the “doomsday clock of climate change” was ticking toward midnight. Or from when he told us that genetically modified food risked “the biggest environmental disaster of all time.”

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Come to the Mississippi Book Festival Tomorrow

Come to the Mississippi Book Festival tomorrow. If there is one thing this state does right, this is it. The heat is breaking and Gameday visited last weekend so you don't have any excuses.  Check out the authors and panels scheduled for tomorrow.

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Did Medicare Crackdown Cause Nine-Figure Bankruptcy?

The bankruptcy of Flowood's Wound Management Specialists brought to light a battle being waged at Medicare.  Medicare is cracking down on companies providing skin substitutes after it discovered a loophole created a gravy train.  Such tightening apparently caused Wound Management's finances to crash, leaving it owing between $100 million and $500 million to creditors while revenue fell by 80% in one year.  

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Flashback Friday: When Kingfish Took on the Good Ole Boys of Hinds County

Once upon a time, governments in Mississippi could keep their settlement agreements secret.  Nothing like burying your dirt - until the Kingfish went to court.  Precious Martin tried mighty hard to keep his million dollar fee secret from the voters.  This post was published on July 13, 2013.  It sure is nice having a precedent to wave around when the government settles a case behind closed doors.  

Special Chancellor Larry Buffington ordered Hinds County to turn over to Jackson Jambalaya a copy of the settlement agreement between the county and Motorola. Hinds County sued Motorola in 2009 for damages. Hinds County claimed Motorola allowed Ridgeland and Madison to "bootleg" off of the radio system.*  The case settled for an undisclosed amount in 2011. It is not known how much money Hinds County or its attorney, Precious Martin, received in the settlement agreement. Attorney Curt Crowley represented Jackson Jambalaya.

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Going Behind Closed Doors

 It appears the Sethi Civl War might be going behind closed doors.  

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Peach Upside Down Cake

 Summer is ending but that doesn't mean it's the end of summer dining.  Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe for Peach Upside Down Cake, available in a downloadable format.  Nothing like some tasty peaches.  Metformin IV's are optional. ;-) 

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Thursday, September 24, 2026

D.A. Fires Back at Crump

 Jackson County District Attorney Angel McIlrath issued the following statement. 

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Crump: Messages Were Deleted

 Attorney Ben Crump released his extraction report on Nolan Well's cellphone at a press conference today.  WWL-TV reported: 

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Down?

 Well, this is interesting.  The website for the Mississippi Workers Compensation Commission is down. 

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Improvements Coming to Vicksburg National Military Park

 Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith issued the following statement. 

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Dream Team Loses

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Live From Union, Mississippi

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Cain Gets 20 Years for Killing Abel

 Hinds County District Attorney Brad McCullouch issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Rankin Health Care Company Files Bankruptcy

 Wound Management Specialists in Flowood filed for bankruptcy while owing hundreds of millions of dollars. 

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Oops! They Did It Again

 Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Crump Speaks!

 Attorney Benjamin Crump is going to announce his findings on what Nolan Wells' cellphone contained.  The same phone he would not provide to law enforcement in Jackson County.  

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Get Free Narcan Kit

 State Health Officer Dr. Dan Edney announced the Health Department will give away free Narcan kits. 

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Friday Night Fights: Natchez Edition

It's getting tougher for people to enjoy just a high school football game in Mississippi.  Exhibit A: A spate of violence took place during the game between Natchez High School and Jefferson County High school Friday night. 

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Robert St. John: More to be Thankful For

 The first time I went to Meteora, Greece, I needed clean clothes. This time, I needed seven helicopters.

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Sid Salter: Mississippi Elections Shaping Up as a Familiar Exercise in Black & White

In Washington, Republicans and Democrats share a real concern and a real anticipation: the 2026 midterm election may become a realigning election—meaning one in which significant segments of voters change their partisan loyalty, resulting in a change in control of Congress.

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JPD Arrest Second Suspect in Hanging Death

Catch & Release! Squawk! 

JPD issued the following statement. 

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Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Heartbreak!

It's always heartbreaking when one loses a beloved pet.  It's even more heartbreaking when those trusted with its remains betray that trust. WAPT reported: 

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Students OD at Ole Miss

 Two students died from drug overdose at Ole Miss.  The university issued the following statement on Facebook: 

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Sethi Civil War?

 A family fight spilled over into court after Dr. S.L. Sethi and his wife sued their son in Madison County Chancery Court Friday.  

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Crump Responds

Attorney Ben Crump responded to the release of the Jackson County grand jury's findings there was no foul play involved in the death of Nolan Wells: 

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Monday, September 21, 2026

District Attorney Calls Out Crump: "All Lies and They Knew It"

 "Crump team knew better but did not do better." 

Crump team hid truth, told lies

Transcript posted below with highlights!

Jackson County District Attorney Angela McIlrath called out social media influencers for exploiting Nolan Wells' death in a video statement published on Facebook.  The District Attorney released the grand jury's report on the case tonight.  The video is posted below. 

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Grand Jury: No Foul Play in Nolan Wells Death

 The Jackson County grand jury determined there was no foul play in the death of Nolan Wells.  The grand jury ruled his death was "consistent" with the conditions for drowning.  Jackson County District Attorney McIlrath released the grand jury's report this evening.  

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How a Sovie Thinks

 JJ reported on the conviction of a Sovereign Citizen for traffic offenses in Madison a couple of weeks ago.  Although there was a bit of humor in the court file, it is a bit much to expect readers to wade through  over 70 pages.  Fortunately, the Kingfish is going to save you such trouble and provide the humorous nuggets in small bites.  Enjoy this declaration filed by the defendants, Thomas Barham. 

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Justice Served on Jackson Slumlord

Justice was served upon the owner of infamous Grand Chateau Apartments on West Capitol Street in Jackson.   Jackson Municipal Court Judge Jeffrey Reynolds wasn't playing around as he sentenced owner Ramesh Ramchandran to 630 days in jail if he does not demolish or rehabilitate the apartments within 120 days.   

Squatter cooks over open fire. Credit: WLBT

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Like Father, Like Son?

 The apple apparently does not fall too far from the tree.  A Madison County jury indicted Michael Hutton for gratification of lust on September 4.  The victim was a minor. The indictment states: 

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Derailed!

 Of course they had to use the voice of Morgan Freeman. Only thing missing was the saxophone. 

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Sunday, September 20, 2026

More Stupidity

 A couple of LSU fans woke up in an unfamiliar place this morning. 

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Becoming Bulletproof

 Imagine  walking through a war-torn city with bodies strewn all over the street.  Snipers shoot from behind buildings.  Bombs go off.  More carnage.  Some shooters smile with promises of safety but they pull out a gun and shoot those who were so enticed.  Then you notice there are some whom the guns don't bother for they are bulletproof.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached only with faith can we survive spiritual warfare.  We are too weak, easily outsmarted, prey to deception if we try to fight such battles on our own.  So how does one become bulletproof? Dr. Pollard answers the question in the 1998 sermon posted below.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Allen, Johnson, Till - Beacons of Love Among Us

 Six years ago I wrote a series of columns about Mississippi “good souls,” the nurturers, givers, and difference makers in our communities. Both Lois McMurchy and Liz Cleveland recommended I write about Martha Allen. Robert St. John had hired Martha to lead his non-profit Extra Table.

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Saturday, September 19, 2026

When Stupidity Reigns

 Update: Fixed.

Someone got stupid during the game in Oxford tonight.  Idiot. 

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The Brilliant Bill Burr

 Bill Burr is appearing in New Orleans tonight and it appears I should have gone to the show instead of watching the game.  Posted below is his infamous Philadelphia show. 

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Remembering Chancellor Dewayne Thomas

 The tributes roll in for the late Hinds County Judge Dewayne Thomas as many remember him in his time of passing.  Posted below is one such memorial and his funeral arrangements.  Rest in peace, Judge. 

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Wife-Killer Found Guilty

 Hinds County District Attorney Brad McCullouch issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Is It Over Yet?

September 11, 2001, came out of nowhere. No warning. Literally a bright sun shiny day across America. September 12, 2001, dawned with a lot of deep, dark questions and very few answers or explanations. The day before became 9/11, an All-American day forever!

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Friday, September 18, 2026

The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty-Toddy

And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.

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MCPP: Why September 11th Felt More Poignant This Year

September 11th felt much more poignant this year. Perhaps that’s because it is twenty-five years since the attack on the Twin Towers, and a quarter of a century seems more of a milestone.

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The Carly Gregg Post-Game Show: Carly Wants Rematch

 After striking out in a bid to overturn her murder conviction, Carly Gregg wants another turn at bat.  

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Alleged Cop Killers Arrested

Update: Last suspect was arrested.  

The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement. 

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On Sale Now

 Tickets are finally on sale for the Starkpatch SEC Shorts show. 

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Flashback Friday

 Perhaps Lane Kiffin should borrow a page from Bear Bryant and wear a helmet to the game tomorrow. 

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Just Another Day in Laurel

 What is it about Walmart that brings out the best in people? 

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Chipotle Flank Steak Stuffed Cubanelle Peppers

Stuffed Cubanelle peppers, anyone?  The picture says it all.  ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe is posted below in a downloadable format.  Get to work. 


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Thursday, September 17, 2026

Landry Speaks!

 Everyone has something to say about the big game from Landry Kiffin to yes, Shad White.   It is not known if the Governors of the two states will mud wrestle in the nude on the field during pre-game festivities but we can hope.  Or maybe not.  

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Coming Soon: Heaven in Stone and Glass

Chartes, Notre Dame, Reims, Amiens, Saint-Denis Basilica.  Cathedrals that are true treasures of Europe. It costs quite a bit to go see them but you are in luck. Check out this trailer for a movie featuring these cathedrals that will appear at Malco Grandview next week.

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Woo-Hoo! Lynn Gets Us Some Money

 Meta is paying up after it settled a lawsuit with Mississippi and other states over accusations it fostered harmful teen addiction to social media.  The company will pay $188,977,259 over ten years to Mississippi as part of the settlement agreement.   Attorney General Lynn Fitch disclosed how the funds will be allocated in a consent judgment filed this week in Hinds County Chancery Court. 

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Nurse Anesthetist Program Fires Back Up at UMMC

 The University of Mississippi Medical Centered issued the following press release on August 16.  We know.  This one fell through the cracks. 

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Bang Bang Go the Rebs

 It appears some knuckleheads are getting stupid about the game Saturday night.  

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Empower Podcast: Kevin Parkinson Chooses Jackson

People have spent decades leaving Jackson. Ward 7 Councilman Kevin Parkinson moved here, bought a house, and named his kids Jackson, Leland, and Magnolia. Nobody can accuse the man of hedging his bets.

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Greg Brand, Rest in Peace

 Greg Brand, a long-time stalwart of the Mississippi Democratic Party passed away last night.   Although never elected to office, he was one of the party's top operatives.  Greg was quite the colorful character but oh, the stories he could tell.  He was one of a kind but as I told him once, I hadn't figured out what kind.  Rest in peace.  

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Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Judge Thomas, Rest in Peace

 Hinds County Chancellor Dewayne Thomas passed away after suffering a massive heart attack today at his home. Judge Thomas won election to the bench in 2006.  Governor Tate Reeves will appoint a replacement. 

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A New Front Opens in the War of the Bridges (Updated)

Update (9/18/26): "NOTICE of Hearing: Settlement Conference set for 10/16/2026 09:00 AM in Courtroom 881 (Gulfport) before Magistrate Judge Robert P. Myers Jr. Counsel are instructed to submit to Judge Myers, by 9/30/2026, a memorandum (3-page maximum in PDF format) setting forth a brief explanation of the case, and a candid appraisal of their respective positions, including possible settlement figures.

Yet another front opened in the fight between former Jackson Area Federal Credit Union President Leigh Bridges and the National Credit Union Administration Board.  The focus of this fight? Gift cards.  Yup.  You read that correctly.  Gift cards.  

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Last Call to Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's time to wrap up another annual fundraising drive that supports your favorite Jackson website. Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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The Shad is Back

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Busted!

 Readers might want to be careful when filling up their gas tanks at the  Flowood Walmart after these little red stickers appeared on the Murphy USA gas pumps this week. 

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Robert St. John: Real Wealth

 For most of my life I had the wrong idea about what makes a man rich.

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Sid Salter: Despite Many Statutory Protections, There is no Constitutional Right to Clean Water

 For the record, in a case involving Mississippi’s capital city of Jackson, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled earlier this month that there exists no constitutional right to clean water.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Ridgeland Stabbing Suspect Arrested

 Update: The suspect will be tried as a juvenile.  His name and mug shot have been removed. 

The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Chase Ends at Dogwood

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Lumumba Sentencing Postponed

 U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III postponed the sentencing for Jody Owens, Chokwe Antar Lumumba, and Aaron Banks.  The docket states: 

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Ole Miss Fans: Hush!

Ole Miss fans need to be quiet Saturday night.  

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Bigger Pie Forum: It's the Price, Stupid

James Carville posted “The economy stupid” sign in Bill Clinton’s 1992 Little Rock campaign headquarters. He wanted the campaign to focus on what mattered.

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Copiah Lands $528 Million Hitachi Project

 Project will create over 600 jobs. 

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Beatdown in Brookhaven

 Damn.  Doesn't anyone know how to stick and move anymore? 

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Mayor Names New Chief of Staff

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Monday, September 14, 2026

A Royal Dispute

 Apparently some members of Oxford royalty had a little dispute Saturday. 

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Sovereign Citizen not Sovereign in Madison

A Sovereign Citizen found out the hard way he is not sovereign in Madison, Mississippi or the Barham Province as he called it.  

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The Lindsay Clancy Case Has Exposed Something About Us

Jackson attorney and radio talk show host Shaun Yurtkuran authored this guest column.  His show, Both Sides of the Bench,  airs at 11 AM on Saturdays on WYAB. 

The internet decided what Lindsay Clancy, her husband and even the holdout juror 
were supposed to be. The evidence was considerably less convenient.

I have spent a lot of time talking about the Lindsay Clancy case over the last few weeks. Probably more time than I ever expected to spend talking about a murder trial in Massachusetts. I’ve discussed it on my radio show. I’ve been interviewed about it by national media. I’ve argued with people about it on Facebook, which is generally where good legal analysis goes to die. And after watching the trial, the mistrial and especially the public reaction to both, I’m not sure the most interesting thing about this case is Lindsay Clancy anymore. It may be us.

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Long Live the King?

 Sometimes it is good to be the king. 

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Sunday, September 13, 2026

Caldwell Quits

 Well, well, well, John Caldwell is tired of the bullshit and will not run for re-election as Northern Mississippi Transportation Commissioner.  The Commish announced on his podcast: 

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An Extreme Eviction

 Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Do You Think You Are Who They Say You Are?

"Do you think you are who they say you are," was asked of Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar.  The Devil certainly thought so as he offered Christ food, glory, and even the entire world when he was at his weakest.  Twas temptation few mortals, if any, could resist such seduction but resist Christ did.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard said Christ sacrificed so much because he thought we are worth that much.   Enjoy his sermon as Jackson's best preacher weaves a tapestry of Broadway, scripture, and truth. 

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Bill Crawford: Wicker Quiet as Criticism Mounts Over Hegseth Firings

 Perhaps nothing epitomized the radical changes impacting modern warfare than 26 idled Abrams M1A1 battle tanks. The U.S. sent Ukraine 31 of the coveted tanks in late 2023. By April 2024, five had been destroyed and the others banned from the front lines. Russia’s shift to constant surveillance and plentiful cheap bomb-carrying drones, many supplied by Iran, had dramatically shortened the time it took to spot, strike, and destroy targets. 

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Saturday, September 12, 2026

Live From Oxford

 Just the good ol boys, never meanin' no harm....

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Remembering 9/11

Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of 9/11.  The Kingfish will not attempt to add to the countless words already written but instead will take you back in time to the Howard Stern radio show of all things.  Posted below is the recording of the Stern and cast reacting as the attacks and tower collapses took place.   It is a pretty good representation of how most people reacted that day.   

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Are the Black Panthers Invading Jackson?

Check out these scenes from Facebook today.  Apparently the news of the arrest in the Tasia Fortune homicide case did not deter this group from coming to Jackson.  

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One Dies in Car Fire

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: I Remember. Now, I Know.

I remember. Now I know. In my mom’s 80s she would tell me her memories. Some went back to her childhood and some to her years before leaving home. Her last ten years here at home with us were full of her memories growing up in Saulsbury. Now I know.

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Friday, September 11, 2026

Arrest Made in Hanging Case

 JPD Police Chief Rashall Brackney announced at a press conference this afternoon that JPD arrested Jacques Ratliff and charged him with murder in the hanging death of 29 year-old Tasia Fortune.  The homicide drew much attention nationwide.  

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Remembering Heather Spencer

It was 19 years ago today that Heather Spencer was taken away from her friends and family. Pray for them as they remember her on a day synonymous with the worst of this world. Posted below is a video produced by one of her friends in her memory and an essay about Heather written by her mother several months after her death.

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Leigh Bridges Wants Her Money

 Leah Bridges wants her money.  The former Jackson Area Federal Credit Union President asked U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III to unfreeze half a million dollars in her retirement accounts. 

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Chambliss Invests in Oxford

 Never let it be said Trinidad Chambliss does not invest in the Oxford community.  The Ole Miss star quarterback purchased a $1.9 million condominium on the Square in Oxford in March.  The Wall Street Journal reported today: 

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What If?

 The folks at SEC Shorts peer into a possible future. 

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I Feel Like the Earl's Official Historian Today

 There is nothing like a good sammich.  Yessiree.  Grab two slices of bread and slap something in between them.  The good ZeroBear PolyBear privileged us with one of his favorite sammich recipes in a downloadable format.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, September 10, 2026

Empower Mississippi Podcast: Saving the Delta

People have been leaving the Mississippi Delta for decades. Jack and Elizabeth Coleman went the other way.

After successful careers in D.C. and Texas, they moved back to Jack’s hometown of Rosedale and started spending millions of dollars to build the Delta’s first legal distillery, restore old buildings, create jobs, and give people a reason to come to town.

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JPD Only Has 130 Patrol Officers

 The Jackson City Council's Public Safety and Parks Committee is meeting right now.  The meeting is live-streamed here.  Let's see what Dr. Chief has to say.  The post will be updated below.

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Grizzell Speaks!

Jackson Ward 4 Councilman Brian Grizzell apologized for his exchange with Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes at Tuesday's meeting of the City Council.  

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Murder-Suicide in Pearl (Updated)

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Bulls***!!! Bulls***t!!!

 It appears we have us a white Kenneth I. Stokes.  Check out what Northern Highway Commissioner John Caldwell had to say during the Tuesday Board meeting. 

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UMMC Gets Some Airborne

 Alexandria Gaultney authored the following press release for the University of Mississippi Medical Center. 

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"I Said What I Said"

 Jackson's homegirl Rita Brent is back with another video after Kenneth I. Stokes gave the Queen of Jackson comedy some new material this week.  Rita Brent + Kenneth I. Stokes? This gonna be good. 

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Hosemann: Senator Cochran Right on Timber

 There has been significant recent conversation about Canadian tariffs on many products, more specifically timber. This matters to Mississippi because timber is one of our state's most important agricultural and economic commodities. Over 80% of the timber in Mississippi is privately owned. 

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Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Police Cars? What Police Cars?

 Some JPD and Jackson public works vehicles are missing.   You can't make this up.  

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Trump Sells Out on Ticketmaster/Live Nation Lawsuit, Fitch Caves

The Trump administration sabotaged its own lawsuit against Ticketmaster/Livenation during trial after the company hired some Trumpsters.  The Wall Street Journal reported August 23: 

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"You a Damn Lie and a Sissy!"

Jackson City Councilmen Kenneth I. Stokes and Brian Grizzell got into it over what else but a street renaming. 

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Robert St. John: Restaurants Lie at 8 PM

 Restaurants lie to you at 8 p.m. on Saturday night. They tell the truth at 6 a.m. on Tuesday morning.

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Sid Salter: Telle's Appointment Makes Mississippi's Robust Defense Influence Even Stronger

 President Donald Trump’s appointment of Mississippi State University alumnus and former Thad Cochran adviser Adam Telle as Acting Secretary of the Army carries significance well beyond his personal achievements. For the first time in years, Mississippi finds itself positioned near the center of America’s national defense establishment, with influence extending across military policy, defense spending and executive leadership.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuuuuuumbllllllllle!!!!

Update: Hearing is continued. 

LSU and the Southeastern Conference will face off tomorrow in federal court.  The docket for Southeastern Conference v. Louisiana State University et al states: 

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Trigger-Pulling at Trio

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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SEC Wants Tigers to Geaux

 Whoa!  Southeastern Conference  members are going to discuss kicking LSU out of the conference Thursday.   

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Tune in

 The Madison County Board of Supervisors are taking up a $48 million bond package to fund a conference center.  Two supervisors have questions so the discussion should be interesting.  The meeting is live-streamed below. 

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Planes, Cartiers, and Automobiles

 Chad Bridges sure did live high on the hog.  Private jets, Cartier watches, fancy Dior shoes, you name it, he had it, all courtesy of stolen Jackson Area Credit Union funds if a regulator is to be believed.  


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Kiffin Speaks!

Somehow, someone leaked a video of LSU Coach Lane Kiffin's speech during halftime of the Clemson game.  Not quite the same as Saban's "Make His Ass Quit" speech but in the same universe.  Warning: Language. 

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Monday, September 7, 2026

Bedtime in Brookhaven

Fixed! 

Don't know which was worse, the music or the fight. 

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Intervention?

 What happens when an intervention fails? 

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#56 and #57 (Updated: and #58)

 JPD issued the following statements about two homicides that took place yesterday. 

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Sunday, September 6, 2026

Briggs Backs Out

 State Senator Briggs Hopson (R-Ameristar) announced on social media he will not be running for Attorney General next year: 

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Funny of the Day

 This is not a joke.  

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What a Heaven is For

 "When Mohammad invented his religion, one of the things Muhammad understood that he needed to do was create a heaven that would really appeal to the men in his world and so he created a heaven which is very sensual... and the kind of heaven is an entirely different thing than  our heaven.  Our heaven is a heaven where you go to bed at night not having done anything wrong and so you don't feel bad.  You've not been wronged by anyone else so you're not hurt. You've not been affected by sin.... You have a very wonderful existence. It's a life of joy and peace and towering purpose but the Mohammedan heaven is one of sensual pleasure, like it's going to a party every night. It'd be like that forever.  It was simply invented by Muhammad for people who are not going to have their natures change, who are not going to be made different by the powers of Jesus Christ so he invented a lie for them that really doesn't exist," said the late Dr Frank Pollard as he preached on preparing for heaven. Enjoy the 1998 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Will $17 Billion Meta Deal Really Protect Mississippi Children?

 Did most state attorneys general – including our own Lynn Fitch – sell out child safety for a $17 billion settlement with Meta, owner of Facebook and Instagram? Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier thinks so.

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Saturday, September 5, 2026

Idiots of the Day

 Check out what numbskulls have tried to sneak through security at the Jackson airport. 

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Disbarred!

A Complaint Tribunal disbarred Jackson attorney Martin Perkins for his shenanigans that took place while he was suspended from the practice of law. 

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D.L. Gardner: Honor the 25th Memorial of 9/11

As we approach the 25th anniversary of 9/11 we need to remember that 100 million Americans can’t remember 9/11 as a live event. I don’t remember Pearl Harbor as a live event. Before 9/11, Pearl Harbor was as close as Americans had come to being attacked by a foreign enemy on our own soil.

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Friday, September 4, 2026

Banning the Band

Don't you be filming the Brandon High School marching band during a performance.  

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Owens Disbarred in Federal Court

Former Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens' disbarment is now complete after the U.S. District Court disbarred him today. 

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Coming Soon to Starkpatch

 Bulldog fans got their wish. 

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MCPP: News, not Narrative. Why We Built The Wire

Newspapers have long been the lifeblood of American democracy. They mattered before there was an America. Franklin was a printer. Hamilton, Madison, and Jay made their case for the Constitution in New York newspapers.

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Wingfield Wingnut

 A citizen anthropologist from Pearl dug around in some ancient ruins in South Jackson.  Check out his findings.   

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Not Too Hot for Summer

 We are still in the dog days of summer but it's not too hot to make a good soup.  The ZeroBear PolyBear graced us with his "Not Too Hot for Summer" soup recipe in a downloadable format.   Fire up the stove and get to work.  

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Thursday, September 3, 2026

Mayor's Cup is Tomorrow

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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The Battle of Sleepy Hollow: Cutting Corners.

Security at the Sleepy Hollow home of Leigh Bridges just got much cheaper.  

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Bedwetter Alert!

 Save The Bean!

Mr. Swell-o-Phonic himself, Chane, managed to stir up the wokesters with what else but popsicles.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Who knew a popsicle could be racist.  

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Chaney: Mississippians Need More Health Insurance Options

This guest column is authored by Mississippi Commissioner of Insurance Mike Chaney. 

Over the past year, more than 200,000 Mississippians have left the Affordable Care Act marketplace as the cost of coverage has increased due to the expiration of the Enhanced Premium Tax Credits at the end of 2025. At the same time, insurers are requesting significant rate increases or leaving the market. Families who are already struggling are having to ask, “What can I afford?”

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Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Coming Soon

 Paramount dropped a teaser trailer for the fourth season of Tulsa King. Last season he killed the T-2000. Will there be a mob war between New York and Tulsa?  Showtime is October 16.  

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Bridging the Bridges Case

If you're trying to keep up with the Bridges embezzlement case but get bogged down in the legal mumbo jumbo, the Kingfish is here to help.  Yours truly created a podcast in Gemini that broke down the case in rather entertaining fashion for those who want to dive into the weeds. The twenty minute podcast will bring you up to speed without you having to do any work.  All you have to do is listen and enjoy. 

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Shad Gets Another One

State Auditor Shadrack White issued the following statement. 

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Signs of the Times?

 So you're a "content creator" who wants to get on the sidelines at high school football games.  Well, things are a'changing at local high schools this season. 

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Where is This?

 So where is this in Jackson? 

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Robert St. John: Passing Go

 The best thing I ever did for my family started with my son sucking at Monopoly.

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Sid Salter: For Over 40 Years, Mississippi Workers Exceeded Expectations at Raytheon

 Call it the late U.S. Sen. John C. Stennis’s and U.S. Rep. Sonny Montgomery’s last great gifts to the people of central Mississippi. In Forest and Scott Counties, it’s been a gift that keeps on giving.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Coming Soon: Bill Burr

 Don't feel like watching the Game of the Century on September 19? You're in luck because Bill Burr will perform at the Saenger Theater on the same night. There won't be a meltdown as happened one night in Philly but he is guaranteed to make you laugh your ass off.  More info is posted below. 

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Yet Another Shooting at Pop's

 Here we go again.  Shots were fired at Pop's Saloon Saturday night.  

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Oops!

 Captain Redneck strikes again!  

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Med School Grads Move on to Military Service

 Alexandria Gaultney authored the following press release for UMMC. 

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The Battle of Sleepy Hollow Continues

 More shots were fired over Leigh Bridges' $2 million Eastover home in federal court Friday. The National Credit Union Administration Board wants the title to the Sleepy Hollow Drive residence.  Leigh and Chad Bridges want to keep it.  


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Monday, August 31, 2026

Shad Busts More Fraud

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Whiteside to Plead Guilty

 Lindsey Whiteside will plead guilty in federal court next month. A federal grand jury indicted Whiteside for transporting a minor across state lines for sexual purposes in October. U.S. District Judge Debra Brown posted this notice: 

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Bigger Pie Forum: Energy Wars: Attack of the Drones

Months ago in a hemisphere far, far away …

It is a period of great conflicts between old empires …

War fogs the Strait of Hormuz …

Drones swarm Ukraine - Russian battlefields …

Long-range drones destroy oil refineries hundreds of miles behind Russian lines …

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Surprise! More to the Story

Reservoir Patrol Officer Brady Chamblee is once again in the news.  WLBT reported last week  Keely Sexton sued Chamblee, his employer, and the Flowood Police Department after Chamblee arrested her and tore her vehicle apart even though he never found any drugs.   Once again, you ask? Well, Officer Chamblee is no stranger to these pages.  Flash back to 2020 in Pelahatchie:

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Welcome to LSU

 Not everyone can be a Tiger but for those who can, well, there is a chicken in every pot. 

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Sunday, August 30, 2026

Where's the Money? D.A. Edition

 Who watches the money at the District Attorney's office? Molly Minta asked that question over at Mississippi Today and found the answer to be rather wanting.  Ms. Minta reported: 

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Empower Podcast: Celeste Hurst

Rep. Celeste Hurst stopped by the Empower Podcast this week to talk about something politicians generally aren't very good at admitting: sometimes helping people actually makes things worse.

Hurst has spent years doing ministry in South Jackson, opening her home to children and families in crisis, and learning firsthand that writing a check is a whole lot easier than actually helping someone change his/her life.

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Settlement for Suckers?

Will the Meta settlement force us into digital ID and facial recognition just to use the internet? Our Attorney General bragged about the $188 million settlement, a watchdog group said there is a rest of the story.  Check out what Reclaimthenet.com had to say. 

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Even in a Land Far Away

"Like cold water to a weary soul is good news from a distant land."  The late Dr. Frank Pollard said the book of Proverbs was filled with great one-liners such as this one in chapter 25.   Preaching in 1998, Dr. Pollard said it doesn't matter how far we stray, how far we travel away from the Lord, there is always a message of good news waiting for us.  We just have to accept it.  Watch what else he had to say in the sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Garrad's Vision Helping Shape Jackson's Future

 A unique urban park in Jackson seeks to become of one of the state’s premier cultural destinations. Encompassing four distinct museums and featuring playgrounds, sports venues, walking and biking trails, family-friendly gathering spaces, and improved access to the Pearl River, the Lefleur Museum District is the mission of the Lefleur’s Bluff Conservancy chaired by Mississippi Children’s Museum founder and Jackson visionary Susan Garrard.

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Saturday, August 29, 2026

Idiots of the Day

What is it about the Magee Walmart?  

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Wow!

 Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good. 

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Rules For Thee But Not For Me

 Does anyone want to guess which drug dealer will never see the inside of a real prison despite a thirty-year sentence in Mississippi? 

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Friday, August 28, 2026

MCPP: Dealing With Data Center Backlash

Southaven’s Mayor, Darren Musselwhite, is right.

Last week he told his aldermen that the data center development coming to his north Mississippi city carries national security implications. He called it patriotic. He pointed out that it will bring millions of dollars into the community, and he said it will rank among the most significant economic developments in DeSoto County’s history.

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Wrongful Arrest at the Rez?

 Did a Reservoir Patrol officer get out of line on a traffic stop? WLBT reported last night: 

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Northwest Rankin Schools on Lockdown

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statements. 

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Yankee Gets Stupid in Nolan Wells Case

Someone got stupid in the Nolan Wells case.  A federal grand jury indicted Edward James Porter for interstate transmission of threatening communications.  In other words, Porter allegedly made death threats against the friends of Nolan Wells and their families.  

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Flashback Friday: When Phil & RSS Went to War

D.A. to Mayor: "It's only four criminals."   

JJ published this post on April 11, 2015.  The video was one for the books as the District Attorney and Clinton Mayor went to war, face to face, in the Mayor's officer.  Good tv.  Get the popcorn and beer. 

Clinton Mayor Phil Fisher held a press conference this afternoon to discuss crimes allegedly committed by "career criminals" and their treatment by the Hinds County criminal justice system.  District Attorney Robert Schuler Smith showed up unannounced and was visibly angry at the press conference.  What started as a press conference turned into a showdown at the Clinton Corral. 

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Funny of the Day

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State Farm to Pay Mississippi Policyholders $70 Million

 The Mississippi Insurance Department issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, August 27, 2026

Indictment? What Indictment?

Remember when a Hinds County grand jury indicted Spencer Pittman for allegedly torching the Beth Israel Congregation? Well, it appears the case kind of, sort of, fell through the cracks.  

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The Battle of Sleepy Hollow Heats Up

The fight over Leigh Bridge's $2 million Sleepy Hollow home heated up in federal court yesterday. The National Credit Union Administration Board wants to have a trustee appointed over the home.  However, Bridges and her husband Chad said hell no in responses filed yesterday.   

The $2 million home with the Steinway

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When Will We Get Night Court?

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Louisiana Bags the Elephant

Louisiana scored a major coup in the economic development wars.  Elon Musk announced SpaceX will build a spaceport in Vermillion Parish.  Why Vermillion Parish? Two words: Polar orbit. 

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TIMBER! UPS Store Settles for $5 Million in Lamar Adams Case

It appears the last clawback lawsuit in the Lamar Adams case is finally wrapped up.  SEC Receiver ALysson Mills asked U.S. District Court Judge to approve a $6.5 million settlement agreement with the UPS Store and other defendants in a motion filed on August 20.  

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Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Sanders Announces D.A. Run

 Marvin Sanders issued the following statement. 

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The Return of the Queen

It's late August so you know what that means. 

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The Wages of Bridges

The hemorrhaging from the Leigh Bridges scandal continues at the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union as it reported a $103 million loss in its July 31 call report.   

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The Mega Meta Settlement: Up to $270 Million for Mississippi

Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.

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Down With the White Folks

Check out what has Skyhook and his crew of knuckleheads up in a tizzy: 


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Robert St. John: A Life Along the Panhandle

WATERCOLOR, Fla.— The Florida Panhandle has known a lot of different versions of me over the past 60 years. It knew me as a little boy whose father had just died, as a young man who had lost his way, as a newly sober waiter dreaming of owning a restaurant, as a husband and father bringing his own family to the beach, and now as a man waiting for the next addition.

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Sid Salter: Supreme Court to Rule on 2020 Census That Negatively Impacted Mississippi

The Supreme Court has been asked to weigh in on the question of whether the federal Census Bureau relied too heavily on “imputation” – a statistical method used to insert missing individuals into official population counts – in achieving results in the 2020 Census that resulted in undercounts in six states, including Mississippi.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Is Accused Synagogue Burner Crazy?

 Accused Beth Israel arsonist Spencer Pittman will undergo a psychiatric examination to see if he is mentally competent to stand trial. 

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Get Ready for The Big Fix

 The Mississippi Department of Transportation issued the following statement. 

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Flashback: When Dolly Came to Town

 The late Dolly Parton came to Jackson a few times early in her career. Check out her promotions. 

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Nooooo!!!!! Dolly Died.

 We just lost a national treasure.  Dolly Parton passed away.  She was 80 years old. Dolly's nephew announced her death in a video posted on social media today.  

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Drive-By Shooter Convicted

 Hinds County District Attorney Brad McCullouch issued the following statement. 

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Bridges Breaking Up? Is Justice Coming Soon?

 Chad & Leigh Bridges split!

Justice is coming soon for Leigh Bridges. National Credit Union Administration Board Alysson Mills stated in a flurry of motions filed Friday that she expects Leigh will soon plead guilty to federal charges for fraud and embezzlement.  Bridges was the President of the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union but was terminated for allegedly embezzling tens of millions of dollars.  NCAUB filed a clawback lawsuit against Bridges and her husband Chad in U.S. District Court in May. 

The $2 million home with the Steinway

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Sean McDonough: Ole Miss Worst to Cover

 Damn. Mild-mannered sportscaster Sean McDonough pulled no punches when he talked about Ole Miss on The Brandon Walker Show yesterday.  Watch for yourself. 

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Monday, August 24, 2026

Seeing Siwell

 An explorer from Pearl decided to on a a field trip at where else but the closed down Siwell Middle School. What did he find in the ruins of this civilization? 

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Mississippi Employment Reaches Record High

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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JXN Water Wants 10% Rate Hike Next Year

JXN Water announced some good news and some bad news Friday.  The good news: The collection rate is standing tall and proud at 85% and operating revenue exceeded operating expenses for the first time since 2020.  The bad news is the utility is going to ask for a 10% rate hike in 2027.  

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Austin Who?

It is joked you can't tell the players without a program.  What if it is impossible to update the program? 

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Sunday, August 23, 2026

Calling Out Nutty Nancy

 The pathological liar known as Nancy Grace is at it again in the Nolan Wells case.   Russ Latino called her out on social media today: 

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JPD Chief: Dispatcher (Allegedly) Helped Criminals

JPD Chief Rashall Brackney announced the arrest of a dispatcher and suspension of a detective suspected of helping criminals at a press conference Friday. 

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What's in the Devil?

 Golden but leaden, beautiful but corrupt.  A soothing voice he has but it is filled with deception as he seeks to lead many astray.  No cartoon character is the Devil but he is rather a force to be reckoned with in this world as he seeks to enslave and betray.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard spent a few minutes preaching about the old enemy in the 1998 sermon posted below.  See what he had to say.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Low Student Earnings Back on DOE Agenda

 Of the nation’s 4,640 colleges, universities, and certificate programs eligible for federal grants and loans, 1,930 or 42% could be at risk for failing to properly submit student outcomes data. Of 43 eligible in Mississippi, 16 or 37% may be at risk.

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Saturday, August 22, 2026

Library or No Library?

 To build or not build a new library in downtown Jackson, tis a question debated by the Jackson City Council earlier this week.  WLBT reported Monday: 

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Another Perspective on Data Centers

The debate about data centers continues to heat up.  Erick Erickson spoke some common sense in his newsletter this week about this little hot topic.  He points out one problem: too much of big tech is led by autistic idiots who think tearing down society is a good thing.   Read on.  

Two things can be true at once. Foreign entities have seeded the opposition to data center growth in the United States. China, in particular, through its control of TikTok and other influence outlets, has relentlessly worked to stop the American AI advantage against China. Also, at this point, much of the opposition is organic, bipartisan, and growing. Americans are deeply opposed to data centers. They are wrong and shortsighted, but my view is the minority view.

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Ukraine Smokes U.S. Military

 The American military and Ukraine recently engaged in war games featuring drones.  Simply put, we got our asses smoked.   The Wall Street Journal reported: 

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D.L. Gardner: Time & Context Clear Our Perception

 Sometimes it’s good to review where we came from to appreciate where we are today. This past spring one of my students came into class shaking her head and complaining how bad things had become. I asked her what was going on, and she said gas prices were way too high. She was right, of course, but considering the context of where we were ten years earlier, things weren’t as bad as they seemed. 

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Friday, August 21, 2026

Coming September 19

 Is this a surprise to anyone? 

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MCPP: Data Center Hypocrisy

 There are certain modern hypocrisies I notice all the time.

People who complain about capitalism while living in the wealthiest capitalist countries on earth. Progressive activists in America who lament the lack of respect for individual freedom — seemingly unaware of how much of the rest of the world actually lives. People who use a smartphone to post about how much they hate Big Tech.

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The Backdoor: Part Deux

Did Anna Wolfe's star source in the Back Channel series violate a gag order to leak information to the reporter?  Tis a question that must be asked after former Governor Phil Bryant's team obtained phone logs between paralegal Darra Woolman and the Mississippi Today reporter showing the two women spoke on the phone over 700 times.  Woolman worked as a paralegal for the attorney representing former MDHS Director John Davis. 

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Meet the Final Five

 The field is set for the Hinds County District Attorney Election.  Read and weep. 

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Agho Wants to be Hinds County District Attorney

 Hinds County Assistant District Attorney Gwendolyn Agho issued the following statement. 

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One-Man War Zone Gets Life Plus

 Hinds County District Attorney Bradley McCullouch issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Ruben Casserole

 Tired of taking the same casseroles to your church's covered dish suppers?  Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe for Ruben Casserole.   Get out of your comfort zone and try something new.  The recipe is posted below in a downloadable format. 

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Thursday, August 20, 2026

Supremes Uphold Gregg Conviction and Sentence

 The Mississippi Supreme Court upheld the conviction and sentence of Carly Gregg. 

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Live From the Streets

 This is why ambulances won't respond to a call without police escort.  

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Back Door for the Back Channel?

 756 phone calls. 158 hours.  Breach of a suppression order.  Such describes the communications between disgraced paralegal Darra Woolman and Mississippi Today's star reporter, Anna Wolfe.  The phone logs arose in the latest showdown between former Governor Phil Bryant and the digital newspaper in Madison County Circuit Court last week.  

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Tune in Today

 Yours truly will be subbing for KIM Waaaaaade on WYAB today at 4:07.  The show will be blessed with some right-wing royalty as The American Spectator's Scott McKay will be the guest.  Tune in on 103.9 or stream online at WYAB.com. 

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Victim Kidnapped at Park & Raped

 JPD issued the following statement. 

On Friday, August 14, 2026, a black male victim was at a park in the 800 block of W. Capitol Street when he became a victim of kidnapping, rape and a death-threat by the suspect stating he would kill the victim if he told anyone about the incident.

The suspect was identified as 27-year-old Ladarius Smith. Smith was arrested on August 17, 2026, and charged with Kidnapping, Rape and Intimidating a Witness. On August 18, 2026, he appeared in Municipal Court and was given a combined bond of $4,100,000 dollars. (4.1M) Bond.



Kingfish: Once again, we have us another graduate of the Hinds County Catch & Release program. 

JPD arrested Smith in 2017 for house burglary but the case was dismissed.  Smith pleaded guilty to an indictment for business burglary in 2023.  Circuit Judge William Kidd sentenced Smith to serve 142 days in jail. JPD arrested Smith again in 2023 for felony possession of meth.  Smith pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of possession of a controlled substance.  County Court Judge Johnny McDaniels sentenced Smith to serve 180 days in jail. 

JPD arrested Smith for business burglary yet again after he allegedly broke into the AT&T warehouse on TV Road.   A Jackson Municipal Court Judge set his bond at $60,000 and decreed on July 7, 2026: 

"It is therefore, Ordered that the Bond in this matter be set at $60,000 unsecured. Said bond status is contingent upon the Defendant's completion of the Program at Gateway Recovery Program and all previous bond conditions including GPS monitoring remaining the same.

It is further Ordered that upon completion of the Program at Gateway Recovery Program the Defendant shall be returned to the Raymond Detention Center and a status hearing will be scheduled within seven (7) days ofreturn to said detention center."

It appears a little bond revocation is in order.  

 

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Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Bridges Takes the Fifth

 Leigh Bridges took the Fifth Amendment in federal court this week although it is not known if she took a fifth.  The disgraced Bridges is the former President of the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union. The credit union accused her and her husband Chad of embezzling between $55 and 95 million.   

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Straight From the Streets

 A young man expressed his frustration after another young man was shot to death by the park on South Drive.   He had something to say and this website thinks it is worth repeating. 

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Robert St. John: Diary of a Bakery Owner

Bakeries will humble a restaurant guy in a hurry. After 45 years in the business, I figured food was food and I could learn the rest. Then I found myself surrounded by pastry flour, yeast, butter, and people talking about lamination, and I realized I didn’t know squat.

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Don't Be a Child Perv in Madison County

 Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Tindell Announce Attorney General Run

 Sean Tindell issued the following press release. 

Former prosecutor, judge, state senator, and Commissioner of Public Safety, Sean Tindell has officially launched his campaign for Attorney General of Mississippi. Bringing decades of experience from every level of the state's legal system, Tindell enters the race with a proven track record of fighting crime, supporting law enforcement, and defending conservative values.

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Sid Salter: Shades of Skynet? Measured Approach to AI Policy Was Wise Plan

 The 1984 science fiction thriller “The Terminator” established James Cameron as a director, made Arnold Schwarzenegger bankable in Hollywood as a leading man, cost $6.4 million to make and grossed over $78 million at the box office, and created a franchise of five sequels between 1991 and 2019. 

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Tuesday, August 18, 2026

The NAACP Dives Into the Nolan Wells Case

 Our favorite Black Supremacist and our favorite grifter joined the Nolan Wells "team" today.  The NAACP issued the following statement. 

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The D.A. Speaks on Wells Case

 Jackson County District Attorney Angel McIlrath issued the following statement. 

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The Ever-Disappearing Melting Pot

Bill Maher takes on the idiocy of multiculturalism.  

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Trump Administration Will Restore Gun Rights for Felons

 Felons convicted of non-violent crimes will soon be able to apply to get their gun rights restored.   The Wall Street Journal reported: 

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AWS Clashes With Madison County over Assessment

Was yesterday a prelude to war in Madison County? The data center project is the county's crown jewel as AWS spends up to $21 billion.  County officials eyes glazed over as they dreamed of rivers of milk and honey in tax revenue. However, a darkening cloud appeared on the horizon at yesterday's meeting of the Board of Supervisors.  AWS challenged the county's $292 million assessment of the data centers as it argued the value was only $69 million.  

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It's Happening at the Y-M-C-A

or the eyesore will be an eyesore no more. 

Pracon Global Investment issued the following statement. 


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Monday, August 17, 2026

We Didn't See Nuttin'

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Lemons & Trannys

 Shazam!  The JJ lawsuit detector found another lawsuit filed against The Vault and it's owner, Jerry Pass.  While other plaintiffs accuse Pass and Company of selling their cars on consignment and keeping the money, this plaintiff claims Pass sold him a classic Jaguar that just plain did not run even though he claimed it was in nearly perfect condition.  

 

1954 Jaguar XK 12 SE Roadster on Vault website

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Behind Bars (Updated)

 Some accused pervs will be off the street for awhile. 

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Timber! McHenry Gets 20 Months

Lying about selling firearms cost William McHenry his freedom after U.S. District Judge Daniel P. Jordan, III sentenced him to serve twenty months in federal prison on August 12.  

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Governor Appoints Tollison to Mississippi Supreme Court

 Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Tindell to Run for A.G.

 Department of Public Safety Commissioner Sean Tindall issued the following press release. 

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Sunday, August 16, 2026

They Are Lining Up at the Gate

 The would-be replacements for former Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens are starting to throw their hat in the ring.  

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Fools and Moral Morons

What is a fool? The late Dr. Frank Pollard recounted how Satan deceived Adam and Eve: "God doesn't want you to be as smart.  He doesn't want you to know how smart you really are.  You'll be like God is the oldest lie and it's got more people into more problems.  But a fool is someone who looks all too much to themselves and says because it's in my gut, because it's in my heart, because I believe it deeply, then it must be so. Proverbs says he who despises instruction is a fool.  When people look to all too much to themselves, they don't want to be instructed."  How apropos today. 

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Bill Crawford: Drooling Time May be Limited for State's Aerospace Industries

Mississippi’s burgeoning defense industries must be drooling over the Pentagon’s proposed $1.5 trillion budget request. More ships, more missiles, more aircraft, more drones, all mean more lucrative production contracts.

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Saturday, August 15, 2026

Saturday Night Cinema

 Looking for something good to watch? There is a real treat on Youtube: Something the Lord Made, starring Alan Rickman and Mos Def.  The movie tells the story of how the Great Depression cheated Thomas Vivien out of his chance at medical school.  Adept with his hands, he became the lab assistant for the legendary Dr. Alfred Blalock.  The two men combined to perform the first successful open heart operation on a blue baby. Mr. Thomas eventually earned his place on the wall at Johns Hopkins Hospital.  No f bombs, no sex scenes, no gore, just good ole fashioned story-telling.  Enjoy. 

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Idiot of the Day

 It was only a matter of time.  Here come the calls for violence.   

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Planes, Tracks, and Automobiles: Where Did the Musk Money Go?

Where did the Elon Musk money go?  JJ reported Monday how SpaceX accused its contractor for the Memphis data center projects of bilking the Musk company up to $800 million while buying up racetracks and the International Hot Road Association.  Stephen Cole Smith published a very thorough story on the Hagerty Insurance website about how the contractor, Darryll Cuttell took down IHRA as he imploded, all the while blaming his problems on SpaceX.  Earlier post.  Smith reported: 

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Going, Going......Gone

Home for many years to the best lunch in Jackson, the building that once housed Two Sisters Kitchen is up for sale.  



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D.L. Gardner: Political Divisiveness Rules

Political divisiveness is the name of the game this year. I suppose that’s always been the case in election years. Nevertheless, it’s still the economy, stupid (thanks James). Voters ask themselves whether they want change or whether they can endure one more term hoping nothing more stupid happens. 

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Friday, August 14, 2026

Continuing the Downward Spiral

 Dow Yoder reached another new low.  

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Child Molesting Sicko Gets 25 years

 Hinds County District Attorney Bradley McCullouch issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: 34 School Superintendents Make More Than Governor

The Governor of Mississippi is paid $160,000 a year. At least 34 school district superintendents make more than that.

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Live From Campus

 A Gentlemen's debate took place at the campus of Jackson State University last weekend. 

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Are They Called Instapots or Instant Pots?

Feel like having some comfort food? Chef ZeroBear PolyBear divined us with his recipe for beef stew in a downloadable format.  Fire up the stove and get to work.  

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Skip Bertman, Rest in Peace

 Best damn college baseball coach who ever lived.   



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Thursday, August 13, 2026

Wells Family Changes Pitchers

More trash spread online

The family if the late Nolan Wells took the first steps in what is undoubtedly a quest to file a wrongful death action.  Wells body was found in the water by a sandbar on July 4. 

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Shad Busts 'em in Columbus

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Accused Child Molester Gets $8 Million Bond

 $8 million.  That amount is what Garrett Michael Thompson will have to pay to get out of jail after JPD charged him with sexual battery and enticing a child.  

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Hosemann: Get Cellphones Out of the Classroom

Every teacher knows the challenge. A lesson begins, a phone buzzes, and within seconds a classroom full of students is distracted. Learning stops while attention shifts to a screen. In the 2025 legislative session, Senate Bill 2151 sought to address this growing problem by prohibiting cell phone use during the school day, with reasonable exceptions for medical needs and Individualized Education Programs. While the bill passed the Senate, it failed to pass the House. It was a good idea.

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Cuffing Soon?

 The cuffs might be coming soon for Leigh Bridges.  So said the former President of the Jackson Area Federal Credit Union in a motion filed in federal court yesterday.  The credit union fired Bridges earlier this year when it was discovered she allegedly embezzlement of up to $95 million.  Investigators claimed Bridges and her husband Chad used the embezzled funds to purchase swanky homes, $10,000 handbags, expensive jewelry, and even a Steinway piano.  So posh was their lifestyle their home appeared in Mississippi Magazine.

The $129,000 Steinway piano

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Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Phone? What Phone?

 The family of Nolan Wells is withholding his cellphone as it negotiates with law enforcement over its investigation.  Wells family attorney A.R. Smith 

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More Southern Poverty Shame

 Earlier post with thorough coverage of original indictment.

The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Servis Sues Jackson

 Zach Servis's little stunt at a Jackson City Council meeting last year wound up in federal court this morning.

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Welcome to a World of Pure Imagination

The sororities of Ole Miss and Florida State take you back to your childhood and well, you'll see. 

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Robert St. John: I Gamble Every Day

 The most successful entrepreneur I know is also a friend of mine. That’s a pretty good combination if you’re smart enough to shut up and listen.

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Sid Salter: Death Penalty Support Remains Strong Nationally Despite Disparity Concerns

 The enduring myths about the death penalty in America are that the practice is supported by Republicans and opposed by Democrats, that Blacks strongly oppose the punishment and, in contrast, Whites support it, and that the death penalty is a highly partisan issue.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2026

All That Money, Make It Make Sense

Data centers are going to pour millions and millions of dollars into Madison County tax coffers every year.  The Northside Sun reported:  

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Messing Around in the Wrong County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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He's Home

 Former Interim Hinds County Sheriff Marshand Crisler was released early from prison.  Crisler's wife posted on social media: 

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Next Up: Delta Gamma

The Ozzman doth returneth to campus.  Who says the kids aren't all right? 

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Monday, August 10, 2026

MACS Cuts Fees 20%

Master of Coin David McRae issued the following statement. 

Recently, the Mississippi Treasury underwent an investment transition and now I'm happy to announce that MACS fees are down by nearly 20 percent!

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The Return of Johnny Utah

 Need an adrenaline rush? You are in luck next week. 

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Fake News!

 The city of Ridgeland issued the following statement. 

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Memphis, We Have a Problem

 Did Hot Rodders try to rip off Musk and SpaceX?

Highlights:

- SpaceX companies and contractor war in court

- Space X accuses contractor of overcharging up to $800 million

- Contractor accused of using fraud to purchase IHRA and Memphis Motor Speedway

- Contractor tries to place over half a billion dollars in liens on data center projects 



What began as a project creating a hi-tech land of milk and honey erupted into a bloody fight between SpaceX and its contractor in no less than three separate courtrooms.  The court fight involves SpaceX's massive data center project in Memphis and Southaven with the contractor claiming the Elon Musk company owes nearly $600 million while SpaceX accuses the contractor of bilking it for nearly $800 million while using the money to fund the International Hot Rod Association and purchase of the defunct Memphis Motor Speedway. 

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The Battle of the Phis

It's August and you know what that means.  It's time for an outbreak of sorority rush videos.  Posted below are the Phi Mus from Mississippi State University and Ole Miss.  Show your support in the comments.  

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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Hero of the Day

This is how you handle a street takeover. 

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Losing Control

"I had walked life’s path with an easy tread, Had followed where comfort and pleasure led; And then one day in a quiet place, I met the Master, face to face. With station and rank and wealth for a goal, Much thought for the body, but none for the soul; I had thought to win in life’s mad race, When I met the Master, face to face," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he recited the poem I Met My Master Face to Face in his 1998 sermon on Paul's conversion.    Thinking like the pharisees? Thinking "I'm so glad I'm not like that sinner?"  Well, this might be the sermon for you.  Enjoy. 

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JPD Has Person of Interest in Hanging Case

JPD has a person of interest in the hanging death of Tasia Fortune. 

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Bill Crawford: Fitch Runs for Governor in Potentially Historic Field

 And then there were three – with more to come. Attorney General Lynn Fitch announced for Governor last week. She joins Commissioner of Agriculture and Commerce Andy Gipson and former Speaker of the House Philip Gunn as officially announced Republican candidates. Still in the wings are Lt. Gov. Delbert Hosemann, State Auditor Shad White, and billionaire businessman Thomas Duff. No Democratic candidates have emerged yet.

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Saturday, August 8, 2026

You're Invited (It's a Joke!)

 Note: Relax folks.  Didn't think I had to explicitly say the flyer is a spoof but it is.   It's been floating around out there for a few days.  He is scheduled to be released on December 9, just in time for Christmas.  


Someone is having a shindig today. 

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Bedwetter Alert

 The geniuses at the University of Meechigan took it upon themselves to ban grades for freshman.   This is no joke.  The university announced the change on its website: 

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D.L. Gardner: High School Reunion

I got a lot out of our high school reunion last weekend. It was so enjoyable seeing classmates I’ve not seen in decades. Benefitting is the better word for it. Like most classmates I came to see how everyone is now, what everyone has been dealing with, and remembering all “way-back-whens.” The best parts were enjoying catching up and not feeling any old rivalries. We were just family who laughed out loud at then and now. 

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Friday, August 7, 2026

Killer in Gas Station Shootout Sentenced

 Hinds County District Attorney Brad McCullouch issued the following statement. 

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Oops!

 Scott, Scott, Scott.  I like ya fine, you're a nice guy but come on, man.  

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Live From Downtown

 This disturbing incident took place last week at on Fortification Street at West Street.  

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They Never Learn

MDOC arrested yet another person trying to sneak contraband into the prison in Rankin County.  MDOC issued the following statement.  

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Shrimp Enchiladas

Looking to spice up your shrimp season?  The ZeroBear PolyBear graced us with his Shrimp Enchilada recipe.  Live on the wild side a little and get away from boiling or grilling shrimp.  Try something new.   Carpe Diem, that sort of thing.  The Bear's recipe is posted below in a downloadable format. Milagro Silver Tequila is optional.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, August 6, 2026

Cajun Navy Produces Report on Nolan Wells Case

 The Cajun Navy produced a report on the Nolan Wells case.  The report reaches no conclusions but collects information available through public sources and provides a timeline. The Cajun Navy warns much of the information is unverified. 

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Empower Mississippi Podcast: Wither Go Our Parks

 The National Park system might be the only thing Washington ever got right on the first try.

Grant Callen sits down with Dayton Duncan, Ken Burns' longtime partner in crime and the man who has probably forgotten more about America's national parks than the rest of us will ever know. If you've seen The National Parks: America's Best Idea, you've already met his work.

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Communism or Bust!

 Bill Maher took on the commies in the DSA Friday night.  Some audience members were audibly shocked as Maher pulled back the curtain. 

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Should the Bar Reinstate the Clown?

 Should Carlos the Clown get his law license reinstated? The Mississippi Bar posted this notice on its website: 

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Gas Leak!

 There is a major gas leak at Ridgewood and Old Canton Road.  You might want to avoid the area.  It smells pretty bad.  

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Too Cool

 Why can't we innovate like this over here? 

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Million Dollar Bond for (Alleged) Teen Killer

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Whipping Up the Mob

The conspiracy theories  continue in the Nolan Wells case after a so-called audio tape of the call to SeaTow surfaced last week. While Nancy Grace blathered away about how real it was, a real forensic scientist, Dr. Amy Santoro, dissected it all and well, came up with a different conclusion. Let's just say the word "garbage" was used.   

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Sex Offenders Arrested

 Who are they? 

Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Shad Speaks! Andy Speaks!

 State Auditor Shadrack White and Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statements in response to Attorney General Lynn Fitch announcing her gubernatorial bid yesterday. 

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No Money, No Return.

 The Kingfish shook the lawsuit tree and hot diggity damn, yet another lawsuit against The Vault and its owner, Jerry "J.D." Pass fell to the ground.   The Vault sells classic cars on consignment.  The Georgia plaintiff joins a growing list of plaintiffs who accuse The Vault of selling the cars without permission and keeping the money.  


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Robert St. John: A Friend Who Likes Funerals

 I have a friend who likes funerals.

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Sid Salter: Context, History, Matter in Assessing Trump Admin's Recent SNAP Cuts

Cutting federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program benefits, commonly called “food stamps,” is serious business anywhere in the U.S., but in no state is it more consequential than in Mississippi.

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NeverLand Gang Members Busted

A sex trafficking ring known as the "Neverland Group" has been operating in Jackson.  

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Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo

 I've got a perfect movie for you tomorrow night at Malco Madison and Tinseltown. 

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Lawyering Up

 There is not much news to report in the $95 million Jackson Area  Federal Credit Union scandal but it appears any hopes for a default judgment disappeared last week.  

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Idiot of the Day

 Just watch the video all the way to the end.   

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Stupid Crook of the Day: Sonic Edition

You can't make this up! 

Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Attorney Suspended for Two Years After Mishandling Estate

The Mississippi Supreme Court suspended Jackson attorney Jarrod Mumford from the practice of law after he mishandled an estate and his trust account.   

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Fitch Announces Run for Governor

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Kidnapping Killer Sentenced

Perp was 13 years old when he killed! 

Hinds County District Attorney Bradley McCullouch issued the following statement. 

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Monday, August 3, 2026

Bar Accepts Lumumba's Surrender of Law License

The guillotine fell on Chokwe Antar Lumumba's law license today as the Mississippi Bar filed a motion to accept Lumumba's irrevocable resignation with the Mississippi Supreme Court today. 

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State Auditor Recovers $1 Million in '26, Blasts Attorney General

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Edmiston Family Sends Cease & Desist Letter to Rapper in Nolan Wells Case.

 A New Orleans rapper found herself on the receiving end of a cease and desist letter from the father of a boy who was friends with the late Nolan Wells.   

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Lainey Wilson is A'Comin

 The Marty Stuart Ellis Theater issued the following press release. 

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And She's Off to the Races

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch will make a special announcement Wednesday morning.  The Street Committee says she announce she is running for Governor of the Great State of Mississippi.  

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Idiot of the Day

 Driving backwards is not always a good idea. 

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Sunday, August 2, 2026

Let the Redistricting Begin

Lieutenant Governor Gilbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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"Choose to Lose"

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing," said Saint Vincent Lombardi.  Tis a creed that forms the foundation of our ethos all too often.  However, preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard,  losing teaches, it clarifies and simplifies life.  Just as losing breeds humility, so does winning often breed pride.  "Watch out for victories," warned the preacher as it takes away the spiritual edge as it creates contempt.  Instead of developing love for another, it fosters a one-upmanship where one is rarely happy.   See what else Jackson's finest preacher has to say about winning and losing in the 1998 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Crusade to Hide Data Undermines Government Integrity

 Former Gov. Phil Bryant once declared, “Transparency in government is critical to its integrity.” He should tell that to his buddy in the White House. The Trump administration has embarked on a widespread crusade to hide, disguise, and deny access to public data.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026

Flashback: Neshoba County Fair

 Some Neshoba County Fair regulars may feel out of sorts since the fair did not take place at the end of July as it did for many years.   To help them cope, posted below is a short video of the 1958 edition of the fair.  Step back in time to see how it was back then. Enjoy. 

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New Leadership at DPS

 The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement. 

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Go Get 'em

 The Capitol Poh-lice don't play.  

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D.L. Gardner: America Attacked by Democratic Socialists of America

Many kinds of governments exercise authority over nations, states, provinces, and territories around the world. Which form works best? The founders of the United States of America whittled down a few words that have become the foundation of our beliefs and values: “All men are created equal.”

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Friday, July 31, 2026

The Lawsuits Pile Up

Yet another lawsuit accuses The Vault of selling a classic car on consignment while pocketing the money. 

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MCPP: What is a Think Tank?

 “What is a think tank?” is a question I get asked all the time.  

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The Carly Gregg Post-Game Show:

AI is a sword that can cut both ways.  Unfortunately, AI was used to create a rather disturbing video about none other than Carly Gregg.  Check out this bit of disinformation.  

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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