Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Oops!

 JPD issued the following statement. 

The Jackson Police Department has learned through follow up investigation that the individuals shown in the photos that were posted on JPD’s Facebook page on yesterday July 17th, were not involved in the House Burglary/ Credit Card Fraud as indicated in the post.
Both individuals voluntarily came to Police Headquarters today after seeing their photos on Facebook. Both men spoke with the lead detective after which they were excluded from the investigation.
The post has since been removed and the investigation is ongoing.




Posted by Kingfish at 5:40 PM

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTAF! How does JPD screw this up?

July 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Anonymous said...

It happens. Forest Gump.

July 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Anonymous said...

Reno 911, Police Academy, Keystone Cops where funny. JPD is dirty Joke

July 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Anonymous said...

"on yesterday"

July 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Anonymous said...

When the cactus you just sat on is your own cactus...

July 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Anonymous said...

Has anyone heard from the Dr./Chief during the last few weeks ???

July 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Anonymous said...

They are now 2 multimillionaires !

July 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Anonymous said...

RaShall is really making a difference.

July 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Anonymous said...

7:00, I can see Lt. Jim Dangle and Dep. Trudy Wiegel staring at the paperwork when they realized the colossal error they just made. It was funny when it was comedy, not so much in real life when two innocent citizens are falsely accused.

July 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Anonymous said...

No wonder Jackson has so much crime JPD are idiotic

July 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Anonymous said...

They're too busy running radar on 55 to actually do real police work.

July 28, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Anonymous said...

and "on tomorrow". Unreal. Where do they get this crap?

July 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Anonymous said...

i wish they would run MORE radar !

July 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Anonymous said...

Cha ching

July 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Frank Drebin said...

…and Ridgewood Rd. Catching folks doing 42 in a 35. On Sunday morning I-55 really looked like JPD had a real b()n£R for those folks like me who were running late for church. 👮 🚔

July 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Anonymous said...

JPD sure likes to pull over white drivers. Especially in NE jackson. They can’t show up for a home invasion but by god they can’t sit and pull over white drivers.

July 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Anonymous said...

Spot on 7:55, maybe they should send they guy posted on the side of 55 Mon-Fri mornings to patrol in West and South Jackson instead of writing tickets to folks from Madison County trying to get to work!

July 29, 2026 at 9:45 AM

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