Tuesday, July 20, 2021

The Rest of the Story: High Street Edition

 All right.  JJ shouldn't have to do this but do this it shall.  There is a video floating around in Jackson that purports to show a couple getting it on under the High Street overpass.  There is just one slight problem: It's didn't take place in Jackson.  


First, there are no underpasses in Jackson that have that much trash.  Second, no underpass in the Jackson uses red brick.  Third, few, if any underpasses in Jackson, have pavement in front of the concrete slope.  Most such embankments slope right to the road itself or into a small stretch of grass that is adjacent to the road.  Fourth, look at the left side of the second photo.  There is no overpass in Jackson that has a structure such as that one right next to it.  If anything, that structure appears to be one side of a sound barrier.  Such structures are common in New Orleans as is the amount of trash in the underpass.  Suggesting New Orleans or another big city might be more believable.  

This disgusting episode didn't happen in Jackson. 

 Oh, and don't worry. This post is coming down in a couple of days.  Just trying to spike a bit of viral that is in error.  



Anonymous said...

The Madison has an underpass with red bricks and pineapples.

Anonymous said...

More like Los Angeles - seriously.

Anonymous said...

Additionally, I don't know of any overpasses with red pavers.

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed it until you called having sex 'disgusting'. I knew you were strange.

Anonymous said...

What was I supposed to do
Standin' there lookin' at you
A lonely boy far from home
Maybe it was Memphis
Maybe it was southern summer nights
Maybe it was you, maybe it was me
But it sure felt right

Pam Tillis - Maybe It Was Memphis

Where’s your water source soldier? said...

At least they’re staying hydrated...

Anonymous said...

Based on the trash and looks like they live there, betting it’s a Democrat Mayor there! Will see when someone figures out where this really was

Anonymous said...

Graphic how ?

Two homeless folks enjoying a little afternoon delight.

(At least they kept it under a sheet or whatever)

I've seen much worse in Smith Park.

Anonymous said...

By the size of her leg, she has never missed a meal.

Anonymous said...

Troll farmer trolling

Not anywhere near Mississippi

Anonymous said...

That's a lotta cushion for the pushing. Somebody got the EBT going on up under the underpass.

Anonymous said...

Makin' bacon!

Anonymous said...

KF, I can’t you posted this mess!

Anonymous said...

Austin, TX- 100%

Anonymous said...

Two observations: first, it beats a shooting, and second, it proves the fundamental law of nature which says that for every peg there is a slot, and vice versa.

Thanks KF for the life-affirming and upbeat post.

Anonymous said...

@4:38 AM - Possibly, but a blue city for sure.

Anonymous said...

Troll farmer trolling

Based on your stupid comment I'd say, if anything, that KF is attracting idiots.

Just Checkin' The Fish's Pulse said...

Once again, The Fish proves he's strange.

Anonymous said...

If the underpass is rocking then don't come a knocking

Kingfish said...

As I wrote, the video is making the rounds in Jackson. Several readers have mentioned it in comments that weren't approved. Some tried to post on their social media accounts but asked me about it first. They changed their minds when I pointed out the distinguishing features in the structures. Sometimes this medium is used to spike social media rumors.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 4;38 .....this is Austin Texas about 4 blocks from UT campus. A shame really....In my youth Austin was the coolest place for a road trip. Now it is a west coast libby stronghold and sadly it has bled into San Antonio. The Riverwalk stinks like New Orleans and every 10 ft is a LBGTQRSOVH poster.

Anonymous said...

I would counter the trash level argument. The underpass at Fortification street with the new trail had every bit of that trash level - before the new trail was constructed.

Out of Control Control said...

There was nothing 'disgusting' or that needed warning about two humanoids believed to have been, but unproven, mating under a blanket. You love to mention posts 'that were not approved'. How about saying WHY NOT, or does it just bolster a feeling of being in control?

Kingfish said...

Because I wasn't going to post something I knew to be false.

Anonymous said...

There is no more respect for community in these large cities anymore. Pop a couple of 9mm rounds in their asses & word will get around on the street not to hole up in an underpass.
Do you think China puts up with this Sh^t? NO they don't.

A New Leaf Have Been Turnt Over said...

"Because I wasn't going to post something I knew to be false."

Har...as if.

Anonymous said...

"not to hole up in an underpass."

Phrasing, people, phrasing ;-)

Anonymous said...

I-55 @ Madison has some red pavers along the bottom but the retaining wall is vertical, not sloped.

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