Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Byram Brawl

 Just a brawl at the Byram McDonald's....


33 comments:

Anonymous said...

"they got work to do"

Anonymous said...

Who's the twat videoing it up close? She must think it will go viral and she'll become a TikTok celeb.

Anonymous said...

I notice the obligatory videographer, filming for posterity.

PJM said...

fascinating behavior

PittPanther said...

You can always count on some idiot trying to break up a fight, but making things much worse.

Anonymous said...

All those gold shirts. Prolly a church group.

Anonymous said...

Nice tiddy at the end /barf

Anonymous said...

Looks Like Jackson moving in on Bryam!

Anonymous said...

The baby mammas gettin down and dirty.

Anonymous said...

Would be nice if someone would provide an explanation so we can figure this out. Did someone forget the pickle on a quarter pounder? Maybe the icecream machine was working and they couldn't handle that?

Anonymous said...

turn the freaking camera sideways.

Anonymous said...

It appears one of them is wearing a thong outside her jeans.

Anonymous said...

I think they were deadlocked and about to call truce, but their hair weaves got tangled. And that's a bitch. Its like when facemasks get locked up in football.

Anonymous said...

Those ladies would have whooped those dudes asses at Buffalo Wild Wings last week. Bail them all out and find a neutral site for round 3.

Anonymous said...

wow! I patronized the Byram McD last year. That could have been me. I guess you never know, do you?

Anonymous said...

Same as the folks fighting at BWW/Flowood...dogs, absolute dogs...and I hate to insult dogs, but these people need chains around their necks.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the video quality is about like that provided often by Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

No gunplay. This qualifies as a friendly discussion in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the conflict resolution classes are paying off. At least no one was shot (at this location)

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call this a brawl - a lot of unnecessary clowning- yes. But Buffalo Wild Wings - that was a wild west brawl!

Anonymous said...

What up?

Jacksun said...

Byram is lost.

Anonymous said...

Who needs the zoo when you've got this kind of entertainment?

Anonymous said...

Don’t break up the fight, let them rummmmmble.

Spock said...

Captain, I find these human's illogical and foolish emotions a constant irritant.

Anonymous said...

That's why the Flowood incident made such headlines on all the outlets: because it's so exceedingly rare to find public pugilism in an area like that. When I saw the headline of this post, I knew with about 99% certainty who I was going to see getting after it!

Anonymous said...

Need shirts with numbers and programs.

Anonymous said...

"it's so exceedingly rare to find public pugilism in an area like that."
Go sit in justice court or municipal court for "an area like that" and you will see it happens much more than you think.

Anonymous said...

My once great little town is doomed.

Anonymous said...

Wherever they are to be found.

Anonymous said...

(Tryin again)

Cultural shift.

Anonymous said...

THIS is why I moved my family out of "Little" Jackson. Fast food workers spit in your food......Kroger has gone all the way down.....Wallyworld's employees are racist towards white folks......most kids there have ZERO skills when it comes to acting human............

Anonymous said...

Has there EVER been anyone hurt in a female fight? Ok, didn't think so



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