Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Capitol Street Rampage

 Check out Capitol Street Sunday night, just two blocks from JPD headquarters.


69 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just the local yutes havin a good time. No one was murdered

Anonymous said...

Just another example of the total disregard of laws in Jackson, MS with no consequences. It can't all be blamed on JPD. I'm sure these thugs had the blessings of the so called mayor. I wonder how all the people that are paying big bucks to live downtown feel about this foolishness.

Anonymous said...

This guy "battlefieldpierre" is a known criminal that openly threatens cops. This scene is wrong on many levels; however, this is what every citizen of Jackson (including me) gets when we elect a radical Mayor and judges that don't punish crime. Until the large and influential church leaders demand better and vote certain people out it will never change. This is the new normal in Jackganistan. Capital Street last night, Crane Boulevard tonight.

Anonymous said...

These riders think this is all cool and fun.

But sooner, or later one (or more) of them is going to become a hood ornament.

Then, of course everyone will be looking for a check, thanks to some enterprising ambulance chasers.

Anonymous said...

They only come out at night....

Anonymous said...

I guess your idea of a “rampage” and mine differ…

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many of those dirt bikes and 4 wheelers are stolen.

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal? What time was it? No guns displayed, no fighting, no gun shots in the background , , ,

Anonymous said...

I don't have much of a problem with the bikes on Capitol (I mean, so what), but as for "battlefieldpierre": Just watch the first 30 seconds of his music video on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VSz7wCEYvIU

What a stain on humanity.

Anonymous said...

This is almost no different from the large groups of kids who rode their 3-wheelers and motorcycles all through north Jackson circa 1978-1985. (Ask any of the homeowners along Meadowbrook Road.) As an adult and law-abiding citizen, I don't like to see the disdain for laws, but I have to be honest: the only real difference is the color of the riders' skin.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for all of the people suckered into buying a loft apartment downtown. If they wanted to hear gunshots and pidgin English yelled out late at night they could have bought a condo in Haiti for a fraction of the cost.

Kingfish said...

And those kids, just as these, needed to get in trouble. Cops should impound the four wheelers. They are not street legal and should go directly to the impound lot.

Anonymous said...

Those are not stolen nor owned, they financed. Go by Got Gear Motorsports anytime of the day and look around.

Anonymous said...

KF definitely didn’t betray his whiteness with this post.

He says it’s a “rampage.”

It’s lots of violations for sure and it’s not right and JPD should be there issuing tickets and checking IDs of drivers.

But it’s hardly a rampage.

Maybe now posters and viewers who pay attention to what he posts and when will start to see KFs pattern and how he baits for clicks …..and now that we know he can “betray his whiteness” we know he too is a white nationalist….who many many people say are jonesing for a racial war at any moment….many many people.

Anonymous said...

Can I get one of them fancy pineapple neighborhood golf carts on a 10 year note?!

Anonymous said...

Hey 1:46 I'm one of those 3 wheeler riders back in the days riding
through the "burbs" to reach the River.
My "White Privilage" at its finest
Big difference is we never rode down Capital St anytime day or night

Anonymous said...

Hey, KF, just saw where the Blues Marathon is moving their start/finish to the State Capitol grounds. Good move on the part of the organizers to protect their event to state property and away from City of Jackson control.

Anonymous said...

And kids illegally drive golf carts and four wheelers through the streets of Madison. I hate it, but it's not a rampage.

Anonymous said...

Now wait just a damn minute!
All you white boomers are constantly reminiscing about how much you loooooooved cruising McDowell, Ellis, Northside, etc. back in the day.

You are all definitely betraying your whiteness by having a totally different standard for African American cruisers. There is not a damn thing in that video that portrays these youth acting worse that all you “American Graffiti” wannabes were doing with your reckless driving burnouts and illegal hotrod street racing!

Y’all just don’t like seeing young Black males flossin’ and stuntin’ while looking so fresh.

Anonymous said...

@2:06 said: and now that we know he (Kingfish) can “betray his whiteness” we know he too is a white nationalist.

@2:06, thank you for what just might be the funniest post I’ve ever read on JJ as I am literally LMAO!!!

Trust us, really, this is the honest truth: the way KF censor’s truth to protect snowflake leftist Democrats makes him much, much closer to a closet liberal than a “white nationalist.”

Now we all know (think at least) he’s no liberal; but he’s much, much closer to being a liberal than a white nationalist.

Kingfish said...

Four wheelers have no business being om the street period. That's how precious martin got killed. A Brandon girl was killed back in the early 2000s riding one in the neighborhood.

There is a difference between cruising as teens are so want to do and taking over major streets with four wheelers. People ARE going to get killed. It's just a matter of when.

But some of you will defend anything.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:46
Not accepting your revisionist history and efforts to race-bait here. I was one of those teens during those years, lived within a stone's throw of Meadowbrook, had a Honda three wheeler. NOTHING even close to the scene in the above video ever occurred in NE Jackson during those years. Yes, the kids had motorcycles and ATVs, but they were largely ridden on the trails at the Pearl River. The neighborhood streets were used passively to get too/from the river (or occasionally to ride over to a good looking girl's house). And yes, Precinct 4 police patrolled the neighborhoods and pulled kids over and told them to get off the streets. We all knew to minimize our time on the streets for fear of the cops and fear of parents who would actually call our parents and get us grounded, or worse lose our ATV for the summer. NO ONE left the neighborhood, and NO ONE rode around on major streets in an effort to create a public disturbance showing out in disrespect to the law, because there would've been consequences.
SO, NOPE! NO COMPARISON. ENORMOUS DIFFERENCES. AND STOP RACE BAITING.
(By the way, it sure as hell isn't going on in NE Jackson today. I live there. Of course we do have some Gen Y parents who drive golf carts on the streets with their small children beside them -- suppose you forgot to draw a comparison between them and the outstanding citizens in the downtown Jaxn video above.)

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
People ARE getting killed every day by guns, cars, motorcycles, heart disease, lung cancer, and liver cirrhosis. But you don’t use your blog to campaign against people enjoying those deadly products and activities!
You are just targeting what you have a specific prejudice against. Which is Young Black Men.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a scene from "Escape from New York".

Anonymous said...

since when did it matter to teens that something's 'illegal'? how much mary jane has been smoked in the state? or other drugs? those are far more dangerous and an epidemic than this..

yeah-good luck to the people who want to live downtown though..i thought a grocery store was 'on the way"

Kingfish said...

Going 60-70 down Capitol Street, riding en masse on the sidewalks, popping wheelies, trapping residents in their homes, the headline fits perfectly.

They have literally shut down Capitol Street for hours at a time several Sundays this year. It was even worse when one bar was operating until hertz kicked it out.

Anonymous said...

To all of the cry baby snowflake leftist race hustlers whining and stating this is only being posted due to the riders being black,

put your money where your loud mouths are and try this in Downtown

Madison, Ridgeland, Florence, Richland, Pearl or Brandon and see how quick the adults take control and make you wish you had stayed in lawlessness leftist Democrat Jackson, MS.

Anonymous said...

If you defend this illegal activity from this large group of mostly MINORS then you are a moron. Period. You want a lawless society ? Do you hate your life that much ?

Anonymous said...

Did this wake up the Governor's Mansion security? I assume they heard it and saw it happening on the security cameras. Hopefully, it did not wake up Tate.

Anonymous said...

@3:09 - yep, I was one of those NE Jackson dirt bike riding teens in the mid to late 70’s. Nothing even remotely like the video ever occurred on the streets. And if it had, the cops would have come down on us swift and hard.

Anonymous said...

The only people defending this "typical" downtown behavior are those sorry apologists that are their counterparts. They think trying to intimidate KF with racist chants will subdue him. Flash!
Will you people quit phucking everything in this city up? Yes! I said it. Truth.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a scene from "Escape from New York".

Or one of those old Mel Gibson movies.....

Anonymous said...

Those of you saying KF doesn't run a reasonable blog are full of shit.

Yea, these stories generate click bait. So what? He doesn't do this for fun and you wouldn't be here if it was boring.

With that said, here is an idea.

Let's have one evening a month for "anything goes". Maybe from say 8:00pm to 12:00pm.

No limits. No censorship. Maybe a 10 line maximum, or something like that. But other than a maximum on lines / words, all content gets a green light.

Then, you'll really find out how this blog is policed.

Anonymous said...

@3:45

I am an old, very old, white man who longs for the good old days, is afraid of crime, lawlessness, and the rest of it.

Having said that, all I make of the video is a bunch of stupid kids acting like stupid kids.

Wanna hear about the time R*** S*****s shot the horse-fly off his shoulder? Well he did. He pointed the gun at the fly and looked at me. I said, "you ain't got the balls." I was wrong. You should have seen us explaining to the officers who responded to the ER reporting a gunshot wound. I have never seen so much fresh blood and powder burns, but not even one dead horse fly. He held a little low.

We were kids. We did stupid things. He lived another fifty-something years, died eight years ago, three kids, half dozen grandchildren. Worked pretty much his whole life. Never went to prison, although he might should have.

Anonymous said...

According to some of the comments, anything short of homicide or aggravated assault with a firearm is acceptable conduct. I don't see how young people stand a chance when the adults in their lives set the bar that low.

Anonymous said...

Who cares what the "social background" of these kids may be.
They obviously have more expendable cash than I have.

Hell ... we rode the same type vehicles, (but never lined up in parade formation on Capitol Street).

But then again, since there's nobody down there at that hour, Capitol Street might be the best place for these kids.

Anonymous said...

They have “literally shut down Capitol for hours several Sundays this year.” Seriously? Is there some vibrant late Sunday afternoon, Sunday evening downtown scene that I don’t know about? I go to church downtown and, but for Jackson’s few remaining inner city churchgoers and the homeless, the City looks abandoned during those hours.

Jackson’s best kept secret - the happening Sunday night scene of on Capitol Street.

Anonymous said...

I counted 4 out of 15 street legal vehicles. Not counting the car.

Anonymous said...

https://www.wlbt.com/2021/07/28/atv-driver-leads-sheriffs-deputies-nearly-30-mile-chase/

Ran from the police!

All of that area is now condemned ….wait no it’s not

Lawlessness said...

The "broken windows theory" applies to this conduct.

Anonymous said...

This video does not depict anyone on a sidewalk or cars on sidewalks

Show the whole thing?

And JPD should be there ticketing and taking bikes for non helmet violations etc.

Anonymous said...

HEY! I knew R*** S*****s! Well not exactly him, but about a dozen just like him. Most turned out to be fine, upstanding(ish) citizens, albeit a couple were, um, a little less upstanding than the others. I am probably not quite as old as R***'s friend, but I am probably at least as white.

Anyway, why does this have to be a binary thing, i.e., "it's a rampage!" or "it's no big deal"...? Why can't it just be what it objectively is: a bunch of people, possibly including minors, breaking traffic laws and who should be issued tickets, bikes impounded as appropriate, parents called as appropriate, etc. but not jailed, beaten, shot, etc. merely for the traffic laws they are clearly breaking? In other words, why not simply insist that laws be enforced appropriately and equally? I don't see what anyone "got away with" in the 1970s, regardless of skin color, has to do with what anyone shouldn't be getting away with in 2021, regardless of skin color.

Anonymous said...

Let's have one evening a month for "anything goes". Maybe from say 8:00pm to 12:00pm.

No limits. No censorship. Maybe a 10 line maximum, or something like that. But other than a maximum on lines / words, all content gets a green light.


You don't need KF to do that. Start your own 'anything goes' venue. Good luck though I seriously doubt you'll act.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is third world and just re-elected a mayor who will make it so much worse than he already has. Everything else is noise.

Anonymous said...

Who cares, the few people who still work downtown are gone by 5 pm.

Anonymous said...

that's actually pretty tame compared to the annual new years eve celebrations that took place back in the 1970s.

Kingfish said...

Motorcycles?

Want to lie some more?

When have I ever posted about just a pack of motorcycles riding the roads? Motorcycle packs go up and down Fortification Street, North State Street, and even Old Canton Road all the time. Most of the time the riders are yes, black. Their bikes are street legal, they get aggressive and yes, something needs to be done about the interstate crotch rockets at 120 mph, but those guys have a right to be on the road in those motorcycles too. What I've posted about is the four-wheelers taking over the streets of Jackson, drag racing, or donuts on the interstate.

If you can't see the difference, sorry.

BFP said...

Don’t nah one of yal on here know me lol but what’s funny is this event was going on long before we got there people on motorcycles and Harleys was making plenty noise burning out 1 by 1 etc. whoever u is calling me a criminal obviously don’t kno wtf he talking bout,my past is my past it don’t speak for now I ain’t been in trouble over 10 years and why would I threaten a police ?! A police shot me 5 times messed my arms up for life for NOTHING all off assumptions I don’t hear yal speaking on that tho lol I don’t hear yal speaking on the businesses around jxn I’m tied to I don’t hear yal speaking on the good we do for the people or the work we try to put in to better the city. Talk don’t bother me it’s jus how yal slander my name in the ground like I’m a bad image when u don’t kno what I am I’m what u assume I am. Lol yal worried bout a dirt bike or a 4 wheeler but can’t worry bout ya own business & kingfish stop lying somebody had a block party which was cleared by the city by someone who stay down town people on bikes pullled up parked no noise yal so quick to bash ya own make it make sense. We ain’t gon be a hood ornament u gon be one and nun of them stolen titles papers DL insurance etc all on deck talk what u kno comment killers lol we black that’s why it’s a problem and my videos ain’t got nun to do wit a human being a human why u / yal so worried about another man that’s not any where in yal schedule ?! And wasn’t nobody going 60-70 or on side walks plus we wasn’t even by nobody homes tf ���� true enough prob don’t pose to be riding but no laws was broken nun of that what yal saying was done wasn’t done. Kiss my ass and keep my name out yo mouth and jus cause I post some on my page how u figure that’s me dumb as dude speaking on me like yal know fuck yal do some about like the police don’t do they job yal need to stop with the nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Proposal:
Re-name the City of Jackson to dodge. That is all.

Anonymous said...

I don’t see anything wrong with this. No traffic is stopped, no one was hurt and they aren’t bothering one. If the color of they skin was different y’all would be singing a different tune. Y’all love to hate on jackson at any given moment. It’s sad. Pls get a hobby. it’s getting old at this point

Megan said...

Clearly you have never traveled outside of Jackson. This happens everywhere, yet you seem to be the only one to classify it as a “rampage.” Your headline for this post is deceptive. “Rampage” by definition implies violence. Did you not know the meaning of the word “rampage” or are you purposely trying to be misleading?

Anonymous said...

BFP Four wheelers are not street legal and is against the law to ride on the street so yeah, you broke the law.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if there is any correlation with people who type phonetically ("tha wuns who tipe lyke dis") and the fact that those commenter's are rarely seen with a time stamp (on said posts) during the hours of 5am-9am?

The Hurricane said...

Just a bunch of prime candidates to become road pizzas.

Anonymous said...

Dear Megan:

You are welcome not to read anything here at JJ. The choice is your own.

Regards,

Get Over Yourself

Anonymous said...

Every comment to this post has missed the point: Downtown Jackson is a residential neighborhood. More than 500 people call Downtown their home. And as a neighborhood, we want to provide a place where residents feel safe, void of drag racing and parties held on private property without a city permit. If you want to come Downtown, we welcome you. We have great restaurants and music venues. But act like you are somebody.

Anonymous said...

DMX started this in his 2009 with the Ruff Ryders' Anthem.

Anonymous said...

As someone said above, let’s just follow the law regardless of color of skin. If laws were broken, give tickets and arrest people as needed. It’s pretty simple.

Anonymous said...

Megan @5:28 said: “This happens everywhere.”

No it doesn’t so that’s no true (would call it what it is but KF will protect you via censorship).

It might happen in crime infested lawlessness leftist Democrat controlled cities that support insane soft on crime anti-police policies; but again, it does not “happen everywhere;” so that’s “Not True.”

Anonymous said...

I know BFP personally and he’s 10 toes down.
Kingfish, you’ve absolutely nothing better to do with your time than hide behind a blog and act like you’re perfect. What’s wrong? Mommy didn’t love you?
Pure comedy.

Anonymous said...

“Comment killers.”
Hahahahahaha.

They be emptying and reloading the clip in the comment section. Keyboard commandos.

Anonymous said...

I did not know that Got Gear was robbed.

Kingfish said...

I don't care what someone did 50 years ago. Let's not stick our heads in the sand. People are going to ride atv's in their neighborhoods because let's face it, the odds of getting caught are low. Very low. However, it is illegal for a damn reason. I've personally known two people who died in separate atv accidents on neighborhood streets. One was going to fast, hung a curve, and bam!. The other collided with a car and the poor little girl died.

If you've read this website for years, you'd know the race doesn't matter. If a bunch of stupid ass white boys did the same thing, JJ would report it in the same fashion. Period. This website has covered quite a few white perps and thugs over the years, including the pretty boys the media won't touch.


Several residents who live on Capitol Street flat out said they were not just flying down Capitol Street over 60 mph but were riding the sidewalks, poppin' wheelies, and drag racing. They especially love the roundabouts.

The ATV's are NOT street legal. This happened two blocks away from JPD HQ but of course, nothing happens. Well, someone or someones are going to get killed.


By the way Battlefield. As I assume you can read, READ MY DAMN POST. I did not mention you ANYWHERE!!! All I did was embed the video YOU posted on your PUBLIC IG page.

As for Battlefield Pierre, he came on here and defended himself and his posse. I can respect that. #respect. As for being afraid of him? Yeah, right. He wouldn't be the first person to show up at my front door unannounced because he was mad about something I wrote.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what someone did 50 years ago. Let's not stick our heads in the sand. People are going to ride atv's in their neighborhoods because let's face it, the odds of getting caught are low. Very low. However, it is illegal for a damn reason. I've personally known two people who died in separate atv accidents on neighborhood streets. One was going to fast, hung a curve, and bam!. The other collided with a car and the poor little girl died.

If you've read this website for years, you'd know the race doesn't matter. If a bunch of stupid ass white boys did the same thing, JJ would report it in the same fashion. Period. This website has covered quite a few white perps and thugs over the years, including the pretty boys the media won't touch.


That's the thing many of us have read the website for years and you hardly EVER report on white kids (or folks) doing stupid sh*t, unless one of the local news stations reports the story first. So of course your readers come here to see the sh*t you report on the stupid sh*t black folks do in Jackson.

If you don't want this website to be labeled for being racist, try being more consistent with calling everyone out for the foolishness that goes on around the Jackson Metro Area


Kingfish said...

Megan: Murder happens everywhere. Guess I shouldn't condemn it here.

YOu know what else happens everywhere else? Racism. According to you, I shouldn't condemn it here either.

READER since 05/23/2007 said...

That's the thing many of us have read the website for years and you hardly EVER report on white kids (or folks) doing stupid sh*t, unless one of the local news stations reports the story first.

Absolute BS. You are CLUELESS.

Anonymous said...

People who break laws should be punished.

The color of ones skin should not be used to excuse this behavior, nor should the color of ones skin exclude them from punishment.

And sadly, that is not a fact that most will accept.

Anonymous said...

My goodness – can you imagine the responses from leftist Democrats if a Republican had written @ 9:25 PM/BFP’s post?

Anonymous said...

KF, you sure have gained a lot of new readers from the non-racist community.



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