Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Ewwwwwwww!

 Diners at the Fortification Street McDonald's definitely deserved a break yesterday.  




18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it was last year that there was a naked woman in front of that McDonalds. Also lots of cops. She had the body for it, at least.

Anonymous said...

She is there all the time. Normally sleeping at the bus stop. Yesterday was different though. Playing in street. It’s almost like she wanted to get hit by a car.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Lumumba’s Jackson

Anonymous said...

Am I missing something? The photo is just a person standing in the street. What does that have to do with McDonald's?

Anonymous said...

yes 10:46, you're missing something

Anonymous said...

The caption should borrow from an old McDonald's jingle..."You deserve a break today at McDonald's."

Anonymous said...

Anna L. Cleft is a valued member of the community who is behind the incredible growth in the area. Her skills as a posterior designer are reflected in both the Golden Arches design and the color scheme of Baptist. Please let this photo serve as a reminder of how our traditionally underserved community voices its lived experience and speaks its truth. You won't find this urban fartistry in Madison or Flowood, mind you.

Anonymous said...

September 10, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Yeah you're missing a brain. A man with his ass hanging out in the middle of a street isn't something normal.

Anonymous said...

Show me evidence this is a woman. On second hand...don't.

Anonymous said...

Maybe my monitor isn't big enough, but what am I missing here?

Anonymous said...

If the guy were in a movie, it would be the “Lego Movie”. His line would be “where are my paaanttts?”

Anonymous said...

The photo has so much contrast you can see an ASS. If you're going to post something make it viewable!

Anonymous said...

shake shake shake...shake shake shake....shake your booty....shake your booty....

Anonymous said...

fartistry....... had to look that up. Sorry I did.

Anonymous said...

It takes a lot of class to make fun of a homeless person. You people are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I see her all of the time - usually smoking meth/fentanyl out of her teddy bear. Terrifying

burton39110 said...

Y’all are sad people. These people are suffering with severe mental illness and substance abuse. I see her many days a week as I go to work and do say a prayer that God will help rescue them from their plight. People on here seem they have no compassion and probably no soul.

Anonymous said...

9/12 at 6:58-

Nobody “suffers” from substance abuse. They make a choice to take drugs. I’m guessing many of the crazy ones are that way BECAUSE of the drugs. Damn the ACLU - these people need to either be in a mental institution or if mentally competent enough, out cleaning up the highways or performing some other public service. Being a bum and a public nuisance isn’t a right. Lock them up or put them to work. Or both.


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