Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Trigger Warning!

 The Israelis came up with a new way to kill terrorists.  The Wall Street Journal reported: 

Pagers carried by thousands of Hezbollah operatives exploded at about the same time Tuesday afternoon in what appeared to be an unprecedented attack that authorities said injured more than 2,700 and killed eight across Lebanon.

The affected pagers were from a new shipment that the group received in recent days, people familiar with the matter said. A Hezbollah official said hundreds of fighters had such devices, speculating that malware may have caused the devices to explode. The official said some people felt the pagers heat up and disposed of them before they burst.

Hezbollah said a number of pagers carried by its members exploded simultaneously at 3:30 p.m. It couldn’t immediately be determined what caused the blasts, which were spread out across the country in several areas where Hezbollah has a heavy presence.

Hezbollah and the Lebanese government blamed Israel for the attack. Both said civilians were killed, and Hezbollah threatened to retaliate. The Israeli military declined to comment.

Iranian state television said the country’s ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani, was injured by his pager but was conscious and not in danger.



Just curious. Was the code that activated the pagers "80085"?

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is coincidence. Possibly 5G and lithium battery. In no way connected to Mossad. I assure you. Your pockets exploded in unplanned industrial accident. Paging Dr Mishing Bolz. Honey, you carry my pager now, thank you.

Anonymous said...

History will remember Israel as the true terrorists.

Shalom said...

It's very likely that these pagers had the C-4 option.

Shalom said...

Not Mossad, but highly likely a Shin Bet (Shabak) op.

Anonymous said...

You don't need to choose C-4 option, C-4 option chooses you!

Anonymous said...

Wannabe insiders throw around "Mossad" and "SEAL TEAM 6" like they have secret knowledge. Bwa, ha, ha.

Anonymous said...

Paging Dr. Boom Boom.

Anonymous said...

12:38, Shin Bet is internal security. Talk about wannabe insiders tossing about terms. You epitomize Muphry's Law.

Anonymous said...

Hey boss. I just got a crazy idea. I saw this old ATT Reach out and touch someone commercial turned into a meme and then it hit me.

Anonymous said...

To 12:33, I think your pager is calling you. Go ahead; check it.

Anonymous said...

So you get invited to The Boom Boom Room and

Anonymous said...

Mass circumcision event, sponsored by Motorola.

Anonymous said...

September 17, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Lol. LMAO even. Pally sympathisers are the terrorists.

Anonymous said...

to 12:33 idjut, an ethnic group bases its entire existence on eradicating your ethnic group. you can sit passively and wait to be eradicated or you can fight it. There is no middle ground there. radical islam picked the wrong fight. I see no protests against Hamas in the Middle East. The people dying picked a side-the wrong one.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone with hezballah gonna update their IOS ever?

Anonymous said...

Nah just crappy Chinese batteries......

Anonymous said...

So, this helps prevent civilian casualties while also injuring the bad guy...how is anyone against this? Seems genius to me.

Anonymous said...

People still use pagers?

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter if the Israelis were not involved, the paranoia of Hamas is ratcheted up 20-fold.

Anonymous said...

"This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2..."

anon said...

@12:33 do you have any idea what you are saying?

Anonymous said...

"Yo, Stingray, do you got my stuff?" "Not yet, bro, it's comin soon. Hold on, gotta check my pager."

Maybe Chief Wade wants to give out some free pagers to Jackbangers to put a dent in murder stats, blow off some trigger fingers.

Anonymous said...

@3:36 PM Yes and I can give you a long history lesson but it would be a waste of time because the Zionist who approves these comments will simply censor it. However, I seek comfort in the fact that the Bible tells us that God will deal with the Eastern European imposters who server Synagogues of Satan.

Anonymous said...

May G_d protect and guide Netanyahu and the IDF. May He protect all Israeli people.

Anonymous said...

4:21- I am impressed by your knowledge and deeply frightened now /s

Anonymous said...

When are any of these Palestinian supporters actually going to go over there and fight the IDF? All I see are virtue signaling netbangers and college kids throwing a temper tantrum destroying properties as an excuse to get out of class. I wonder what their next virtue signaling adventure will be?

Anonymous said...

12:33/4:21, there are sites other than Tik Tok to get your news and analyses, and generally much more credible. You should check into them sometimes to see what’s really going on in the Middle East.

Anonymous said...

"Iranian state television said the country’s ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani, was injured by his pager but was conscious and not in danger."

Um, don't believe I'da told that...

"Them damned cops brutalized me when they raided Big Earl's House O' Whores. Hell, all I wuz doin' was snortin' a little blow over by the craps game..."

Anonymous said...

Hamas went away from smartphones to pagers for operational security.

They probably need to start worrying about booby trapped pens.

Anonymous said...

@5:59 PM - The Model C-4 pagers were sent to Hezbollah in Lebanon.

Anonymous said...

12:33 I think history will say just the opposite. Israel has literally been under attack, or threat of attack, for all of its existence. It has been occupied by Babylon, Persia, Rome, and others throughout its history, and has been subjected to attack and threat of attack even in the modern age since it was recognized by the UN in 1948. If the nations attacking Israel laid down their arms there would be peace. If Israel laid down its arms, there would be no more Israel. So I think they have the right to engage and thwart their enemies wherever and however they can.

Anonymous said...

The Palestinian supporters aren’t fighting - this is a Hamas war. The Palestinian people were trying their best to make a life in a bad situation. They are victims. Israel puts no value on human life, just it’s mission. Look up the Hannibal Doctrine or whatever it’s called. When you see 30mm shell holes in burnt out cars and burnt out buildings on October 7, that was Israeli fire. Wake up.

Anonymous said...

The hostages are expendabe to achieve the objective. They shoot their own in their zeal to accomplish killing (Hamas).

Diddywahdiddy said...

Another lesson of 'don't F with the Israelis'. What a creative way to instill fear and paranoia. Seeping into the rotted minds of those sworn to destroy the Island of Democracy in an 11th Century backwater of the Earth. I'm interested in what other 'creative' ways the (?) IDF/Mossad/whomever puts their enemies in panic mode. "Death to the Infidels". Hah.

Anonymous said...

In all of history there was only peace when both parties were subjugated. The machinations of the British in 1917 guaranteed support for an Israeli state in Palestine in exchange for monetary support to prosecute WWI. In two years the entire populatin in Palestine shifted radically, a seven to one ratio in favor of the Palestinians turned to nearly te sam in favor of the newly arrove Osraeli settlers. Apparently nobody told the Palestinians (this was a long time ago) they were being pushed off their land, and they are righteously pissed. The poor Brits never got any of the oil, we did. But they saddled us with the situation. So here we are…

Anonymous said...

"Apparently nobody told the Palestinians (this was a long time ago) they were being pushed off their land,"

Wasn't their land.

Anonymous said...

First thing that got their spidey sense going was when the voice said : Listen bitches

Anonymous said...

People still use pagers?!? WTF?

ors said...

My understanding is that they used pagers (instead of cell phones) to prevent being tracked by the Israeli.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Israel develop technology decades ago that rendered cell phones inoperable in airports and other locations so the terrorists couldn't remotely detonate bombs with their cell phones? Israel has some very sophisticated electronic weapons, only a few of which have become known to us.

Anonymous said...

There are some great deals on like-new pagers on e-bay right now.

Anonymous said...

Act II will be sending them "boom boxes."

Anonymous said...

So this is what happened to all the old SkyTel pagers.

Anonymous said...

@7:58 no they control their own telecommunications and allowed jamming on cellular RF frequencies. However, anyone can do that if they find the disruption to other comms to be acceptable. Israeli isn't some magical place full of geniuses. Right now Intel is suffering financially because Pat Gelsinger put all their eggs in the Israeli basket and Israel has completely fucked up their 13th and 14th gen Intel CPUs. You won't see that on CNBC or Fox Business. But it is true.

Anonymous said...

There's an encore!

Today Hezbollah walkie talkies are exploding!

Anonymous said...

"Indiscriminate bombing of civilians" is just a synonym for "terrorism."

Anonymous said...

If I were Hezbollah, I'd use the manual toothbrush, not the electric toothbrush.


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