Monday, September 16, 2024

Getting Crowded

 What's the old saying about familiarity breeding contempt? 


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish you would warn us about this bullshit instead of typing teaser headlines hoping to elicit responses.

Same is true for all the paid political announcements that allow no comments. State 'paid political announcement' at the top of the damned things!

Thank you. And thank you in advance for reading this but not allowing it to post.

Kingfish said...

You've been bitching for a year. How has that worked out for you? I have an easier solution for you: Get lost.

Anonymous said...

Pretty good this week. State and Florida deserve each other. Where is Hannah?

Anonymous said...

I’m another one that’s wondering how a number 5 ranked team is stuck on an unknown and unattainable outlet like The CW.

Anonymous said...

@8:44

How miserable must you be to complain about SEC Shorts? It's something literally *everyone* but you enjoys.

What a hateful sumbitch.

Anonymous said...

And...

So much gold in this episode. Tennessee rocking the 1998 puffy jacket and a flip phone? Ref Cam showing Carolina getting jobbed? Sad, fading pimp-walk music for Vandy?

It's bona fide art.

Anonymous said...

He can't get lost, Kingfish. He has to come here to vent. His wife doesn't let him talk at home, and he has no friends.

Anonymous said...

KF, you should start posting old Mid-South rasslin' clips weekly for the further cultural benefit of 8:44

Anonymous said...

LOL MSU

Yoda said...

8:44 AM chimed-in within 10 minutes of posting. Eager to criticize, this one is.

Anonymous said...

How they turn around these productions in such short order and remain on their humor game is a feat in and of itself. Pure gold. I'm a State fan and see us being the laughing stock of most of these all season. It is what it is.

Anonymous said...

Another classic. Good eye, 8:58. I missed the flip phone and the year of that jacket. These folks are genius at skewering the SEC obsessed and any rivals. With class. Too funny. I no longer watch the games, but just await these gems in a nutshell. Always use captions I recommend.

Anonymous said...

This motherfucker said an anon commenter has bitched for a year. How do you know it's the same anonymous commenter? Like I said, there’s only one person who comments on this garbage blog

Anonymous said...

SEC Shorts is always a great start to my week

Anonymous said...

Fat racist ass do anything for some whiskey money

Anonymous said...

Man, tough crowd. Some of y'all need to get out and enjoy life and not be so negative all the time.

Anonymous said...

What kind of miserable life do you have to lead that makes you want to post a negative comment here instead of just backing out once you see it’s SEC Shorts and go to another topic. Or what kind of miserable life do you have to lead to not enjoy SEC Shorts? I second the “get lost” motion.

Anonymous said...

Loved the Grim Reaper, and I do miss my Nokia. Keep em coming please.

Anonymous said...

08:44; Sure there is a therapy Group or two out there to help you.

Anonymous said...

Love the SSeC shorts! Amazing even for a MSU fan!

Anonymous said...

Those of us who don’t have a stick up our @ss enjoy watching SEC Shorts

Anonymous said...

You forgot no pussy getting ass fat ass racist

Anonymous said...

One anon commenter commented minutes apart, that was crackhead Torrance’s moniker

Hail State said...

Might as well consider this weekend's Florida vs. MSU game "The Dan Mullen Appreciation Bowl".

Anonymous said...

He knows because he gets off on tracking IP addresses. He can't stand constructive criticism, which I think that post probably was. That's the way a narcissist behaves and retaliates.

Anonymous said...

Melvin is not having a good showing at this poorly attempted roast of KF.

Regardless, as a State fan who has fully settled in for the inevitable shit-show, this is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Why do some of you just have to post filthy language on here? SEC shorts is one of the few G rated innocent, entertaining videos left in this world. Kids who are SEC fans look forward to it and love to watch it. However, some of you cannot even comment without putting your filthy obscenities on here.
Disgusting.


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