Friday, September 6, 2024

Canceled: Kevin Hart

 Ardenland issued the following statement. 

Kevin Hart - Acting My Age

Unfortunately, due to Thalia Mara Hall undergoing structural issues and not being ready to open, KEVIN HART: ACTING MY AGE shows September 22 at 6PM and 9PM at Thalia Mara Hall in Jackson, MS are cancelled. All refunds will be issued from point of purchase. Kevin Hart is looking forward to returning to Jackson, MS as soon as possible. 

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Kansas: Another Fork In The Road - 50th Anniversary Tour

We regret to inform you that Kansas, originally scheduled for October 18th at Thalia Mara Hall, has been canceled due to ongoing issues with the facility, it is not safe for patrons to attend the event at this time. Unfortunately, relocating to another venue is not feasible, and we must prioritize the safety and well-being of all attendees.

We understand that this news may be disappointing, and we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please rest assured that all ticket purchases will be refunded in full. Ticketmaster will automatically process these refunds, and you should see the refund reflected in your account within 7–10 business days. If you have any questions or concerns regarding your refund, please contact the Box Office at 601-292-7121.

We appreciate your understanding and patience as we navigate this situation.

Thank you for your continued support,

Ardenland

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Ali Siddiq: I Got A Story To Tell

Due to recent developments regarding the status of Thalia Mara Hall, we must relocate Ali Siddiq: I Got A Story To Tell scheduled for Saturday, October 19, to the Mississippi Coliseum.

The Coliseum will be set up in a half-house configuration with a curtained backdrop to ensure a more intimate experience. Rest assured, we are implementing all necessary measures to provide a high-quality sound and light experience.

We understand you may have questions about this change. Please be assured that your current tickets will remain valid, and Ticketmaster will send updated tickets that correspond to your original seating arrangements. We are doing our best to ensure the seating map of Thalia Mara Hall is accurately reflected at the Coliseum. Additionally, the door and show times will remain the same: doors open at 6:00 PM, and the show starts at 7:00 PM.

This move is necessary due to ongoing safety concerns at Thalia Mara Hall. Our primary goal is to ensure the best possible experience for fans, and relocating to the Mississippi Coliseum allows us to achieve that. If you have any further questions or concerns, please contact the Box Office at 601-292-7121.

We sincerely appreciate your understanding and support during this time and look forward to providing you with an unforgettable experience.

Thank you for your continued support,

Outback Presents and the team at Ardenland

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Wheel Of Fortune Live!

We regret to inform you that Wheel of Fortune Live, originally scheduled for November 9th at Thalia Mara Hall, has been canceled. Due to ongoing issues with the facility, it is not safe for patrons to attend the event at this time. Unfortunately, relocating to another venue is not feasible, and we must prioritize the safety and well-being of all attendees.

We understand that this news may be disappointing, and we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please rest assured that all ticket purchases will be refunded in full. Ticketmaster will automatically process these refunds, and you should see the refund reflected in your account within 7–10 business days. If you have any questions or concerns regarding your refund, please contact the Box Office at 601-292-7121.

We appreciate your understanding and patience as we navigate this situation. While we are unable to host Wheel of Fortune Live as planned, we hope to have the opportunity to welcome you to a future event under safer and more favorable conditions.

Thank you for your continued support,

Ardenland

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surprised Madison or Rankin haven’t built a theatre. Money out there for the taking with these events.

Perception of Mold said...

Has Chowke blamed the mold on gun shows, open carry, or white flight yet?

Anonymous said...

Good riddance. Having a potty mouth doesn't make you funny.

Anonymous said...

Too bad Brandon built an Ampitheater and no actual performance venue for these types of events and the Ballet and such….(besides City Hall Live)….

Anonymous said...

More traffic, more noise, more crime. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Chowke you self interested incompetent grifter asshole.

Anonymous said...

“Structural issues”….yeahhhhh no. Mold isn’t structural there Arden.

Anonymous said...

Jackson: "The City with Mold"

Anonymous said...

You don’t think the fact that nobody knew who he is and tickets weren’t selling had anything to do with this cancellation, do you?

Anonymous said...

Who knews we had wheel of fortune!! That would have put the Thalia on every tv set in the world. They’ll be begging to come back once we get it shining again.

Anonymous said...

Kansas?
They'd never have to play "How far to the point of no return" again because they'd finally got there, and "Dust in the wind" would certainly be fitting

Anonymous said...

What you might not know is that there are no financial encumbrances on Thalia - Long, long since paid for and there are no property liens, assuming the mayor has not used the place as loan collateral.

Building a magnificent, suitable venue in the towns you mention, or anywhere else for that matter, would be a risky proposition at best and a likely cost-benefit failure at worse.

Engaging in such a proposition to simply thumb your nose and tell Jackson, "We told you so", would be pure damned insanity.

Anonymous said...

Gumflapper flapping again today.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for a comment from the International Ballet Competition.

A four year rotation between:

Varna, Bulgaria
Moscow, Russia
Tokyo, Japan
... and Jackson, Mississippi ???

(I'm still wondering how JXN got the IBC in the first place).
Oh, I remember now ...

That was during the last years when Jackson was a place we were proud to call home.

A different era.

I think Dale Danks was the Mayor back then.







Anonymous said...

Kevin Hart is good enough to sell out two shows at Thalia Mira, which says to me that combining both audiences would fit just fine into the Coliseum. With all the promotional expense involved, I have to ponder what is the REAL reason why they could not move to the Coliseum like many others are doing...

Anonymous said...

"“Structural issues”….yeahhhhh no. Mold isn’t structural there Arden. "

Don't blame Arden - they don't own or maintain the facility, they just rent it for shows. The neglect of this theater is 100% due to the negligence (bordering on sabotage) of the fool elected by the bigger fools voting in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

If Lee Greenwood can't fill up a Junior College auditorium in Senatobia tonight...

Anonymous said...

“Building a magnificent, suitable venue in the towns you mention, or anywhere else for that matter, would be a risky proposition at best and a likely cost-benefit failure at worse.”

lol. This is pure 100% delusion.

Anonymous said...

Any body with a brain will tell you that actually investing in the venue improvement is an investment into money making projects. But, you know “ the rest of the story”.

Anonymous said...

We can't have nice things Jackson edition #749

Wishful Thinking said...

CANCELED: Chowke Lumbubbles

Anonymous said...

Par for the course for Chalkline. He's too busy giving presentations in Puerto Rico about city government to actually attend to city government.

Anonymous said...

Jackson: "The City with Mold"

at September 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM. Correction, it's... The "MOLD" New City

Anonymous said...

"“Building a magnificent, suitable venue in the towns you mention, or anywhere else for that matter, would be a risky proposition at best and a likely cost-benefit failure at worse.”

lol. This is pure 100% delusion. "

Great idea. I'm glad you "100%" believe it. So, under the Ancient Doctrine known to my people as Put Up or Shut Up, I beseech YOU to put up YOUR money and build an alternative venue. I will but the first ticket to whatever you have booked to play once you are open for business.

Anonymous said...

Y'all can be thankful that Chowke can't destroy the Children's Museum. Can you imagine what it would look like if it was owned by the city?

Anonymous said...

There is no way any city in Madison or Rankin County could build a similar venue and it pay for itself. It is a losing proposition. It has to be built with consideration that taxes will supplement its operation. It’s necessary that taxes be allocated to support the venue with the return being cultural and education events for the public. It’s a quality of life thing. Citizens from the metro area would benefit , so it would be a good idea that the metro area come together to pay for it.

Anonymous said...

CANCELED: Jackson
Please turn out the lights and water on your way out.

Anonymous said...

Jackson:”The Mold New City”

Anonymous said...

Madison doesn't have a convenient airport or the accommodations and amenities that appeal to celebrities. You do not have the systems in place that are required. You don't bother to learn that details matter before you haul off and can't back off.
Our tax dollars would always have been better spent to make our capitol city the best in the country. You will never make "faux" look classic. Celebrities like to play at big venues in a city. The Coliseum would be better for these shows than wasting money on a theatre in a suburb. It'd be better for IBC too than the Prep theatre. Where are you going to house all the dancers and then get them back and forth for rehearsals easily. GEEZ people! The dancers stay at Belhaven. Their coaches have hotels and inns in Jackson nearby.
You won't get the IBC in Mississippi at all! It will go to Atlanta most likely. It's not run by redneck Mississippi politicians or dumb people. Nor are any of the entertainment organizations that support their talented people.
Please, please try to learn how something works and what the costs are and time factors are before you try to fix it or replace it!
You are determined to shoot yourselves in the foot rather than do what you always should have done, support and cooperate with the city to make it successful. Other southern cities "got it" before it was too late. But, not us. Best ask yourself why that is. Richmond, Raleigh, Atlanta, Columbia, Birmingham all figured it out and saved their cities. Their suburbs grew too . But, Mississippi refuses to learn from the success of others or is it that racism prevents us from working with well educated and financially successful people of color so that we can all prosper?

Anonymous said...

No 11:02 - you've got it exactly backwards. The racism prevalent among people of color in this town prevents them from working with successful white people "so that we can all prosper."

Anonymous said...

List of accomplishments under Chuckie
1. Water taken over by US govt
2. Police department taken over by State
3. Library system and buildings gone to hell
4. Zoo is just horrible for animals and visitors
5. Thalia Mara Hall closed uninhabitable
6. Road department maintenance had 700,000 for potholes repair and did not repair any
7. This guy and administration a joke, can anyone give me one accomplishment?

Anonymous said...

11:02, you can leave racism out of this. All the blame for Jackson’s increasingly rapid decline can be placed on the shoulders of its incompetent mayor. There’s plenty of racism around, and always has been, but for the issue at hand, it’s all Chockwe. Racism is not what caused mold to grow in TMH; the mayor’s infectious incompetence has permeated throughout Jackson’s administration and allows problems like TMH and the water crisis.

Anonymous said...

It would appear the Mayor has accomplished another one of his goals. Taking out Thalia Mara Hall also takes out a lot of money coming into Jackson/Hinds County. His daddy would be proud.

Anonymous said...

You forgot about Chokwe's Great Garbage Takeover!

Anonymous said...

“ Madison doesn't have a convenient airport or the accommodations and amenities that appeal to celebrities.”

And Jackson does? 🤣

Anonymous said...

11:02, you know nothing of how Jackson or the IBC work. A lot of well educated and very successful white people from Billy Mounger on out poured time and money into these things. They never discriminated racially. Perhaps you'd actually find out where, today, our well educated and affluent blacks are choosing to live and attend school. And neither set is much longer inclined to pour money into a graft ridden set of racist bumblers who hate whites or things that work.

In complete contrast, racist and black separatist Lumumba is part of the 60s Leftover Brigade who would rather burn their own town down than have nice things if a White dare even speak up, much less fix things. That is radical Black Marxism 101. Minneapolis, inner Atlanta, Detroit, Oakland, etc etc. Hate of Whites in action, as they genocide their own and blame Whites instead of the violent young black men who spill blood each day. Civilizational incompetence, by choice. Freedom of speech and actual democracy banned.

The Mold Ewww City. Long live Emperor Antar. If you don't agree, racist.

Kingfish said...

You are wrong. His father would have supported Thalia Mara as well as the arts.

Anonymous said...

"Madison doesn't have a convenient airport or the accommodations and amenities that appeal to celebrities. You do not have the systems in place that are required..."
That is a complete LIE. Private jets come and go from Madison, daily. The terminal is celeb-friendly, and looks like something in a Ralph Lauren Country ad. As for accommodations, even back when they were making 'A Time to Kill' there was no problem housing stars or the film crew. And there's a lot more in Madison, today. Between Madison and adjacent Ridgeland, there are more hotel rooms available, now, than would be needed - even before one considers the private luxury homes rented to VIPs.

In any event, the (something something something requiring a thirty-foot-long pylon sign just spell out the name) International Airport, is a short drive away, via interstate.

Also, you seem to have missed the fact that (either as a matter of law, or as the result of a binding resolution), the IBC HAS TO be held in Jackson. When that arrangement got cemented into place, it could not have been foreseen that America's cities would be targeted for deliberate destruction.

Oh, and Madison is an EXURB - not a suburb. It's across a county line, and is not contiguous with Jackson. Belhaven, by the way, IS a suburb, as are Woodland Hills and Fondren.

Anonymous said...

Does Millsaps College or Bellhaven College have a theatre that can be used for these type of events?


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