Thursday, September 26, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 Some people just can't handle life in general.  Exhibit A. 




23 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I have food in the car". Bullshit, you already ate it (and everything else).

Anonymous said...

Wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time! They put up with much more $#%f than I would have.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Well, say what you will but admit it. You would appreciate some degree of urgency on the part of the delivery driver if it were your pizza getting cold in her car. OTOH, would you enjoy it if you knew it had been delivered by a complete fucking lunatic?

"Bob's Pizza, carryout or delivery?"
"Delivery. We'd like a large surpreme."
"Sure, you're in our system. That'll be about 4 minutes."
"Wait..what? 4...minutes? Um, well, if you'll send someone sane, we won't sweat a few extra minutes..."
"Oh, hey, you're in luck. Our insane driver just called and she has been Tazered for blowing through a roadblock doing over 100. If 30 minutes is OK, we can send Timid Timmy and give you a free order of breadsticks!"
"Sounds reasonable, thanks."

Anonymous said...

#1, I bet her name is really Karen.
#2, Why didn't they just cuff her and stuff her and go get an involuntary psych evaluation?

Anonymous said...

You just can't work with some people.

Anonymous said...

Wow. A real Karen on steroids.

Anonymous said...

Karen!

Anonymous said...

This is not a Karen. This is the tip of the iceberg of what is coming from the Gen Z and beyond - get ready. They have no understanding of authority or accountability - none. This is because mommy and/or daddy cleaned up every mess they ever made without consequences, and then let the child tell them to fuck off for even opening their mouths. The parents thought that was "cute" so they let that go too.

Anonymous said...

Here's her previous freakout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvPJGW1yqkw

Anonymous said...

This is typical behavior of a 35 and under person that can’t handle any issues these days. Notice she called mama to complain. Great job society instead of saying handle it yourself when they started getting to 18 we continued to baby sit into the late 20’s and this is the result. Fired an employee who was late 20’s going into bathroom and watching tic tic for 15 minutes at a time. They should have thrown her into car for acting up in first 5 minutes.

Kingfish said...

Sure it wasn't her husband?

Anonymous said...

May God bless our law enforcement officers who have to deal with this daily.

Anonymous said...

AOC's twin?

anonymous said...

there is something obscene about a fat woman screaming before 8 in the morning.

Anonymous said...

Y’all don’t understand. Being a woman is hard.

Anonymous said...

God bless those cops. Very tolerant. I would have had her in cuffs and in my car much earlier. Now that would've been a ride to see.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if Karenism will ever be entered into the ICD-10 Mental Health Billable Diagnosis Codes

Anonymous said...

Her parent(s) did her a grave disservice by not whipping her butt when she was three and throwing tantrums.

Anonymous said...

Get her sterilized before she spits out more of the same.

Anonymous said...

None of us has any idea what this woman was going through prior to this accident. And God only knows how embarrassed each of us would be if our worst moments were captured on camera and published to the internet for the amusement of unsympathetic strangers (I’ve seen some of y’all act worse than this for much less legitimate reasons).

Shame on you, KF, for monetizing the misery of others, and shame on those of you taking joy in this.

Anonymous said...

"(I’ve seen some of y’all act worse than this for much less legitimate reasons)."

Wow. Whoever "some of y'all" are, they must really liven up the cocktail and dinner parties you attend! Well, maybe not "cocktail and dinner parties" so much as "riots at the insane asylum," but I'll still bet they liven things up!

Anonymous said...

She will lose custody of her child soon enough, and be incarcerated for not knowing how to keep a job. End of story. Thank her useless parents. Eventually, the tide will turn - and society will have zero tolerance for this kind of behavior once again. She's lucky she's still alive after those interactions with law enforcement officers.

Anonymous said...

2:54, it doesn’t matter what she was going through prior to the incident. Her despicable treatment of everyone she interacted with in the video makes her fair game for my entertainment. Thanks, KF, for the laughs.


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