Saturday, September 28, 2024

Don't be a Burglar in Madison

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

On September 27, 2024 at 0403am, officers of the Madison Police Department responded to the area of Calumet Drive concerning a male subject observed on the back porch of a residence. The homeowner had also observed the male individual around a vehicle at the residence. Once patrol units arrived on the scene and established a perimeter, a second call was received in Trace Vineyard Subdivision regarding a male subject looking into the front door of a residence. Responding officers located Edward Earl Brown B/M DOB: 6/15/1990 of Jackson, MS inside the carport area of the residence. Brown was taken into custody without incident and the surrounding area was cleared of any potential accomplices.
Edward Brown is being charged with two counts of Attempted Burglary, Felon in Possession of a Weapon, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. Investigators will be following up with Rankin/Madison District Attorney’s Office concerning prior arrests for House Burglary.
Edward Earl Brown is currently at the Madison County Detention Center awaiting his Initial Appearance in the City of Madison Municipal Court.



19 comments:

Anonymous said...

This isn’t what you think it is. The guy was just taking a break from his studies in becoming a pediatric neurosurgeon.

Anonymous said...

He’s very lucky he was not shot. There is no tolerance for this in Madison.

Anonymous said...

This type of prowling/car burglary is posted on Nextdoor in N and NE Jackson daily, and not a damn thing is done about it. Most of the time 9-1-1 doesn't answer the phone at all, or in a timely manner. The dispatchers are too busy texting their friends or surfing the web, while the cops are cooping (sleeping) or hanging out at a Waffle House. Chowke does not want his people arrested.

Anonymous said...

But the pro-Jackson residents say there is crime in the suburbs, it is and it’s being committed by residents of Jackson who are looking for greener pastures. They think we have our guard down. Just wait until Old Navy and TJ Maxx relocate next to Costco. They will bring noise, traffic and the wrong element to the area less than a mile from some very expensive homes.
Walk-ons was already a black eye for the area.

Anonymous said...

10:29 for today's win. Ridgeland will regret ever allowing Costco to build at it's present location.

Anonymous said...

I agree and the parkway built from 51 to Highland Colony for Costco trucks is a convenient entrance or exit for the thugs. It hurts the area more than it helps.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish we could put up signs at the city limits……

This is MADISON, not JACKSON;
If you commit a crime, you will most likely be arrested;
If you are arrested, you will most likely be prosecuted;
If you are prosecuted, and the facts warrant it, you will most likely be convicted;
If you are convicted, you will go to prison - real prison - for a long time;
If you want to commit a crime, to save us both some trouble, please go back to JACKSON.

But, of course, that would assume thugs could read and comprehend.

Anonymous said...

He can drink through a straw-

Anonymous said...

Have you ever noticed how many of these arrested dudes are convicted felons?

Anonymous said...

Who wants to bet Mr. Brown was already on parole?

Anonymous said...

@ 10:40 - You're wrong about Ridgeland regretting the presence of Costco. All Gene gives a shat about is tax money. To hell with the community. He proved that years ago when they allowed the 7-story office building. Or is it 9?

Anonymous said...

Why is a 7 story office building a bad thing?

Anonymous said...

I think everbody here is jumping to conclusions...He was just out looking for his lost cat...Here Fuffy Fuffy Fluffy...

Anonymous said...

Because 3:38 PM is a Dismor resident who has yet to figure out how to navigate the traffic circle.

Anonymous said...

These young fools that cross the County Line to commit crimes can’t read or comprehend. A shock collar is needed to ensure they don’t cross the Hinds County Line.

Anonymous said...

"Shot" would be a mercy, considering what's rumored to happen to baddies in Madison. Elite operatives of all sorts, have been retiring there, for decades.

Anonymous said...

@3:38 PM is still all butt hurt about Costco and the Costco gas station. But all of the noise pollution never happened, and he still can't figure out how to navigate around a traffic circle. So sad.

Anonymous said...

@8:41. Are these "Elite Operatives" the people who have retired from the BOP in Yazoo City?

Anonymous said...

Because it violated the city's ordinance and violated the sensibilities of hundreds of neighbors who have to look at it and whose peace was violated? Just wild assed guesses, Homer.


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