Sunday, May 30, 2021

Funny of the Day

 What is the attraction of 30A?  A comedian attempts to explain why it is the hotspot of the Florida panhandle.  See if you recognize yourself in the video.  Enjoy.


Anonymous said...

I just saw this a few days ago and started laughing before it started. Just get rid of the 30A stickers. But wasn’t this developed by some of Jackson’s local talent ?

Anonymous said...

Funny. I have always thought it humorous that people who travel to the Redneck Riviera think they are really fancy!

“We are going to Florida.”

No. You are going to Lower Alabama.

Go to Ft Lauderdale or Naples if you want real Florida you hayseeds!

Anonymous said...

" Go to Ft Lauderdale or Naples if you want real Florida"

Not all of us are fluent in Spanish.

Plus, not everyone visiting south Florida is impressed by a bunch of drunk neck'id girls taking over the kiddy pool at a Ft Lauderdale Holiday Inn Express ... while filming the next episode of "Girls Gone Wild".

(or whatever it's called in 2021)

Anonymous said...

It's too damn hot in Florida.

Anonymous said...

I believe I'll pass on subscribing to this condescending tool's channel.

I've driven through 30a once in my life. I'm no apologist for 30a. But this clown's hubris is way over the top.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Fort Lauderdale? The white sand Gulf beaches are much nicer than the Atlantic beaches. plus Fort Lauderdale is a huge urban area, and way overcrowded.

Anonymous said...

I just came to 30A on vacation for the first time and every word of this video is spot on. Well done.

Anonymous said...

Always thought the 30A stickers were the family's average IQ.

Anonymous said...

30A has the best beaches on the planet. I’ll take it

Anonymous said...

'See if you recognize yourself in this video'

'I believe this is you in this video'

We all get those bullshit fake messages on facebook. Warning: Never open one.

Anonymous said...

7:02- ...says the guy that has never been south of Daytona.

7:49- Touché!

Anonymous said...

I left south Florida in 1979, was getting so crowded. A place where old Yankees from NJ and NY go to die. Sad I didn't enjoy it more since I am rural hillbilly Yankee.

Sunny Beach said...

Florida is a great place to retire. Especially if you like blue hair, cinder-block sidewalks and poodles on rhinestone leashes (or sittin' on a titty in a Volvo).

Anonymous said...

The Yankees from NY/NJ/CT/PA are also moving into N. Florida as S. Florida is too crowed, and like all "blue" cities/counties, it's riddled with crime. I predict that in 10-20 years Florida will become a blue state.

Libs/Yankees are like locusts.

Anonymous said...

I'm a simpleton. Please enlighten me to what 30A is, & where it's located?
I live in Pearl.

Anonymous said...

Attn 9:29 AM We already knew you lived in Pearl!

Anonymous said...

The absolute best place in FL for a natural, untouched beach with no buildings is offered to military at: Had an awesome vacation there.

The Eglin Beach Park is located on Okaloosa Island just west of the Destin Bridge and is open during summer months to all DoD personnel with proper ID—all military ranks, retirees, family members, civilian personnel (including all federal employees regardless of duty station) and federal facility contractors—and their guests.

The facility features 4 large pavilions, central deck area, 2 sets of restrooms with showers, and direct access to the Gulf.

Anonymous said...

For all DOD workers and military, this beach is just stunning. A great place for photos for family and a beautiful day out away from the hustle and bustle of FL tourist. Felt like we had the beach pretty much to ourselves. It was so wonderful, I could not believe our military benefits afforded us this vacation. We packed a cooler and spent all day there and several other days of our vaca. We shopped on Eglin AFB and stayed at a nearby military recreation center for low dollars. Stayed one week and ended staying for a few more days. I hate crowded beaches and we could drive up here, park, roll our cooler in and have so much fun. Going back this year.

Anonymous said...

Attn 9:29

The 30A name comes from an actual road in South Walton County (County Road 30A) that spans roughly 20 miles along the Florida Panhandle coastline. The area can be found in the middle of the stretch between Destin and Panama City.

Anonymous said...

The hate is strong today. It’s like Facebook in here. Guy from Pearl, it’s a few newly developed beach towns for middle to high middle income families who want to be included in The Who’s who of metro areas in the Deep South. Beautiful town and beaches.
Oh and to the douche at 10:15am Pearl may have an image problem, but it has been a great home for my business for over 25 years.

Anonymous said...

12:59, I am sure your business is booming. Especially since the double-wide was invented!

Quick fact: Pearl Fire Dept doesn’t have a ladder truck because they don’t make two-story mobile homes! :)

Another quick fact: Did you know toothpaste was invented in Pearl? If not, it would be called TEETHpaste!

All jokes guys. Just jokes!

Have a good afternoon!

Anonymous said...

In response to the response of 7:49 and 9:19. I have actually been to Fort Lauderdale, spent several days at a conference at a top-rated resort. A great facility. Nevertheless, Fort Lauderdale is a large, overcrowded city with a beach in South Florida. Great. Nice beach. It's a beach. I prefer the white sand beach, and the sand dunes are nice too. None of that in Fort Lauderdale.

I thought the video was pretty funny, not to far off the mark in many ways, but the Gulf beaches are still better. And and before you get all snobby and snooty again, I've been to some of the finest beaches in the world, including several in Hawa'ii, and Fiji, as well as Nice, Cannes, etc. Been to Jamaica, too, but not very fond of the place.

Anonymous said...

the entire area between pensacola and 30a is bumper to bumper traffic from memorial day to the end of labor day weekend. its a total wear out. the sport fishing there has gone to hell with all the overfishing. creel and size limits along with seasons on just about all gamefish. its no longer worth it . just one more tourist trap. 10$ beers in the nice bars and 18$ glasses of wine. 2 hour waits for dinner in nice restaurants.
remember folks it only summer there basically from june till end of september. the rest of the year its seasonal and it gets cold from time to time.
only the carribbean offers perpetual summer.
if you don't believe me , go take a dip in the gulf off 30a in january.

Anonymous said...

This comedian committed the cardinal sin: he wasn't funny.

Anonymous said...

30A used to be the place you could go and get away from the rednecks, hillbilly's & coonasses in Gulf Shores and Orange Beach. They are slowly finding it and finding a way to get there.

"Aly's Beach, where the 1% were gentrified by the .01%" Now that's funny.

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