Friday, May 14, 2021

No Mas, No Masks

 The CDC said ditch the mask, well, it sort of said that.  The CDC announced yesterday: 

 If you’ve been fully vaccinated:

  • You can resume activities that you did prior to the pandemic.
  • You can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6 feet apart, except where required by federal, state, local, tribal, or territorial laws, rules, and regulations, including local business and workplace guidance.
  • If you travel in the United States, you do not need to get tested before or after travel or self-quarantine after travel.
  • You need to pay close attention to the situation at your international destination before traveling outside the United States.
    • You do NOT need to get tested before leaving the United States unless your destination requires it.
    • You still need to show a negative test result or documentation of recovery from COVID-19 before boarding an international flight to the United States.
    • You should still get tested 3-5 days after international travel.
    • You do NOT need to self-quarantine after arriving in the United States.
  • If you’ve been around someone who has COVID-19, you do not need to stay away from others or get tested unless you have symptoms.
    • However, if you live or work in a correctional or detention facility or a homeless shelter and are around someone who has COVID-19, you should still get tested, even if you don’t have symptoms.

For now, if you’ve been fully vaccinated:

  • You will still need to follow guidance at your workplace and local businesses.
  • If you travel, you should still take steps to protect yourself and others. You will still be required to wear a mask on planes, buses, trains, and other forms of public transportation traveling into, within, or out of the United States, and in U.S. transportation hubs such as airports and stations. Fully vaccinated international travelers arriving in the United States are still required to get tested within 3 days of their flight (or show documentation of recovery from COVID-19 in the past 3 months) and should still get tested 3-5 days after their trip.
  • You should still watch out for symptoms of COVID-19, especially if you’ve been around someone who is sick. If you have symptoms of COVID-19, you should get tested and stay home and away from others.
  • People who have a condition or are taking medications that weaken the immune system, should talk to their healthcare provider to discuss their activities. They may need to keep taking all precautions to prevent COVID-19.



Anonymous said...

And for those that haven’t been vaccinated ?

Anonymous said...

They are simply trying to get more sheeple to take the jab to complete this phase of the Great Reset

BTW anyone with EM/RF detectors have seen the weekly increases in 5G radiation. They are slowly increasing the power levels, frog in the boiling pot style. This is increasing the homicidal tendencies in those vulnerable.. Soon the suicidal tendencies will increase when the despair sets in from the mass sterilization.

Anonymous said...

Great to hear. Was vaccinated as soon as possible. Remember there are folks who are immune suppressed who will still be wearing masks, along with folks who've benefited from a year without colds. Don't be a douche to them. Will be amusing to see if kids are exempted from masks, even without vaccines. At least our school is. Of course, Crazy Nancy and Ralph Gun Grabber Northam are "holding the line" for control and Rachel Madcow is trembling in fear.

Anonymous said...

10:13, please take your meds. U R cray cray.

Anonymous said...

Now is the best time to catch Covid-19 since there are plenty of ICU beds available, if you need them. But like most of the population, you could probably just tough it out at home with some hot toddy and Netflix binging.

Anonymous said...

Center for Disease Contradictions

Anonymous said...

Who flipped the switch?

Even the National Teachers Union is on TV praising school opening. They can't wait to get back. A day ago they were saying no way.

Anonymous said...

science is an evolving process. this is the current understanding.

if science didn’t change, we would still believe the sun revolves around the earth and that skull bumps show medical issues..

Anonymous said...

@10:22 AM
You can’t deny that violent crime and murder murder rates are increasing at the same time as our environment is being saturated with more and more ultra high frequency 5G radiation. Does coincidence equal causation? We don’t know for certain, yet.

But the fact remains that this is happening.

You have obviously been conditioned to never question anything that you aren’t told to question.

Anonymous said...

And, compliance is based on the honor system...what could go wrong?

Anonymous said...

I walked into Whole Foods this morning maskless and was chased down by an employee with a box of masks and a thermometer. Apparently, Jeff Bezos has not delivered the message to all his employees yet.

Anonymous said...

Dear 5G Whiz, seek help.

I can't deny you are nuts.

I lived through the 1980s in New York. There were no cell phones. There was crack. The murders numbered over 2000 a year.

"But, but, 'we just don't know"....." Yes, we do.

Anonymous said...

10:24 am You are letting everyone know that you don't listen well, don't keep up with change and have a poor memory.

As new information and research is available, a smart person keep abreast, reacts and adapts.

The bright side will be that those who refuse to get vaccinated will die off more quickly and spare the rest of us their boorish presence.

Anonymous said...

I recommended that you rewatch the classic 1980s film Wall Street so that you can be reminded that there definitely were cellular phones in the 1980s as well as crack and many other chemicals that the FDA had since banned from our food and medicines.

Anonymous said...

@10:13 It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice.

Anonymous said...

Wear a mask, don't wear a mask. Wear one when social distancing is not possible. Wear one outside, no wait, there's no need. Wear two masks. Wear one when indoors when amongst larger crowds. Wear a mask at all times. Wear one while at home even when nobody else is around. Who the fuck really knows?!?! I for one have quit wearing a mask for good. I'm done!!!

Anonymous said...

Now the question becomes, how will they make you prove that you have received the vaccine? Will those in power be willing to trust the honor system?

Anonymous said...

You don’t even know if this experimental “gene therapy” is going to shorten your life. Because they aren’t going to keep you abreast of the deaths and side effects until we are at a point where they can no longer deny or hide the hundreds of millions, possibly billions, of the “jabbed” who are suffering with no possibility of recourse.

You aren’t better than anyone simply because you are fearful and submissive. You are just like a spring lamb, Clarice.

Anonymous said...

But how will they know if vaccinated or not? Just say your vaccinated and move on..

Anonymous said... this administration hoping (planning) that there will be another Covid "wave" that hits around the same time as the 2022 elections? Hmmm...gotta lock down again. Thank goodness we had such great success during the last Covid/voting fiasco. Never again!

Harlton Cheston said...

I will give up my mask when they pry it from my cold dead, whoops wrong subject.

Anonymous said...

Tator, if you’re listening, let the kids finish the school year maskless.

Anonymous said...

11:15, please. The first commercial hand held cellphone, a DynaTac 8000, did not even come out until March, 1984. It cost $4,000 (say 10,000 or 11,000 today). THAT was the point of ostentatious Douglas holding one- it was ridiculously rare and expensive. Non existent in day to day life.

Hardly anyone had one. They sold a grand total of 12,000 phones the first year. So, no, the waves of homicides in the 80s were NOT connected to this paranoid schizo irrational fear of mobile freqs.

If you wanna play gotcha, there were RT phones long before. No nuts like you were claiming Marconi was leading the world to mass suicide.

RF energy has always been around. And so has paranoia.

"When it feels as if some powerful presence is controlling one’s body and mind it will often seem necessary to find an explanation and people suffering in this way may believe that they are the subject of radio or TV ‘waves’, lasers or even aliens (the Nashville bomber feared 5G and Lizard People as an example, some right wing nut jobs fear Jewish Space Lasers, nuts).

Some people with thought problems may also believe that the TV or radio is discussing their personal and private lives or giving information that is specific to them alone and may find it difficult or impossible to believe that other people exposed to these programs have not picked up the same information.

When these delusions focus on this person feeling harassed or persecuted by some outside force or a particular person or group of people, these are known as paranoid delusions. Research suggests that up to 75% of schizophrenics will hear voices at some time during their illness."

If you're THAT scared of RF energy, understand radiation is naturally around us. It's a desperate delusion to explain disturbing thoughts of mental illness.

Anonymous said...

There sure are a lot of stupid people in Mississippi. But I’m okay with that, keeps folks from moving here. Nice and not crowded. Keep being stupid Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

@1:20 PM
That was a whole lot of effort that you could’ve saved by humbly admitting you were wrong when stating that there were no cell phones in the 1980s. But it is obvious that there are no limits to the mental gymnastics you will perform to prove you are never wrong.
Very telling.

Anonymous said...

@10:11 AM

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, OMG... The INSANE are loose and reading your blog! As well as the selfish and immature who use the term "sheeple". If you can track 10:13's location, please have him picked up and removed from society.

Anonymous said...

How does it feel (to all of you chicken littles) that everything we crazy Conspiracy “theorists” have said for over a year now is coming true one by one?

Anonymous said...

Nope, sorry 4:26. You're still crazy. Nothing is coming true. What are you talking about???

Anonymous said...

The folks wearing a mask driving along in there car is the one that makes me chuckle!

Anonymous said...

I guess the announcement left Toby Barker little choice but to let his current Hattiesburg mask mandate expire at 5:00 today. Thank goodness the announcement came from the CDC and not Tate Reeves because it seems the mayor does the opposite of what the governor recommends.

Anonymous said...

Liberalism (Leftism) truly is a mental disorder.

The CDC said yesterday that those who had been vaccinated could remove their masks in indoor settings (aside from a bunch of exemptions, including airports, public transport, hospitals and care homes).

This prompted Rachel Maddow’s brain to short circuit as she expressed the difficulty she would have in dispensing with the idea of treating those who don’t wear masks as dangerous lepers.

“I’m going to have to rewire my self so that when I see somebody out in the world who’s not wearing a mask, I don’t instantly think ‘you are a threat’ or you are selfish or you are a COVID denier and you definitely haven’t been vaccinated,” said Maddow.

I can't wait for Kingfish to post Bill Maher's hot take. /s

Anonymous said...

Now I finally understand WLBT's report today on the Tent Revival that had a robbery attempt. It summarizes our 5G Conspiracy Theory Poster, too.

WLBT reported verbatim: "The theme for the evening’s service was “Lord help us, a crazy man is in town.”

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