Tuesday, May 18, 2021


 Smoke is back with his owner.  A Good Samaritan returned him     


Anonymous said...

Glad the dog was found.

Anonymous said...

Yippee! You have a name of the good samaritan?

Anonymous said...

Finally some good news!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Mr. Fish! Without you this would never have happened.

Anonymous said...

Prayers ARE answered!!

Anonymous said...

Great resolve to Gullible's Travels ending with a smokeless escalade.

The Snitch said...

Much more sinister than that. More to come.

Anonymous said...

Thankfully the thugs in Mississippi won’t torch a vehicle with the dog still inside. They reserve that for girls like Jessica Chambers.

Anonymous said...

What do Jackson's City Council, the city's plumbing and the Jackson Police Department have in common?

NONE of 'em work.

Anonymous said...

I Love Dogs... I tolerate people...well I don't really tolerate people anymore. People suck and friends are overrated.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

This was all due to a turf war. Hunter is in the drug game in CO. This is why his dog is named smoke. Hunter was coming down this way to hopefully, before the Supreme Court ruled, expand his business, crislers candies. He had already established crisler and crisler inc based in Clinton to set up shop. The dope boys were having none of it and targeted him at the bull dog.

Komodo said...

It’s...a...dog. A dog. But yes, nice that it was found and all. But really...one gets rather jaded, reading the endless Nextdoor Wherever posts and pleas about these missing animals. Ho fuckin’ hum. And those who call them “Fur Babies”? Ewww.

John in Brandon said...

That's wonderful news! A truck can be replaced but your best friend

Anonymous said...

Great news !

I hate to think what Smoke experienced, but no doubt he's already told some fascinating stories to his canine buddies.

Anonymous said...

Man I needed some good news today...Thanks, KF

The Snitch said...

3:38 is closer than the average bear. He had to pay ransom to get the mutt back and they torched his vehicle with some very specific instructions about his welcomeness here. None of this was random, including the dogs name. It was actually pretty bush league for him to post any of this on social media. Rookie in the big leagues.

Anonymous said...

Vehicle found torched? Dog ok? Where is the rest of the story?

Anonymous said...

So happy Smoke was found. However, Hunter, this is not your first time to lose your dig. The dog was lost in Nashville 4 years ago. It made the news there. Why do you keep losing this precious dog? He deserves MUCH BETTER! Should we turn you over to the humane society and let Smoke live with someone more responsible? Please advise.

Anonymous said...

"The Snitch" said:

He had to pay ransom for the dog and "Rookie in the big leagues."

If that is remotely correct I'd suggest that if his competition did steal his truck, etc., it was a pretty rookie/stupid thing to do it with his dog in it AND ransom the dog. I don't see much social media sympathy and calls for action over a bunch of pot dealers (legal or not) fucking with each other, but when a cute dog is taken hostage things might take a different course.

Yeah it might sound silly but that's just the way things work: ten thugs shoot each other and damned few truly care but hurt a dog and a lot of folks get very worked up. Add to that the apparent facts that the dog's owner is a legal businessperson (in CO) in MS attempting to be legal in MS and the dognappers are less concerned with any, um, legal formalities over trivial matters like dope-dealing, car theft, property theft, arson, terroristic threats (see Section 97-7-75 - it's May), extortion, etc. And potential for uproar aside, if the people responsible are caught, I don't think a "National Lampoon cover reenactment skit" defense will work.

Anonymous said...

What about the motorcycle? The second love of his life. Or was that an old photo of the bike in the back of a truck. Ding Ding...insurance covers the loss of the disappearing motorcycle. We have not even seen the tip of this iceberg. And won't.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Smoke needs a new family. One that can keep up with his whereabouts.

Wow said...

It's wild to me if the rumors are true that drug dealers can move around the Jackson area with such impunity.

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