Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Einstein of the Day

 Thanks alot, pal. 


Notice anything missing?



72 comments:

Anonymous said...

The continuing increase in the level of stupidity in our society is frightening.

Anonymous said...

Putting gas cans in the enclosed trunk space right above the exhaust pipes seems super smart. Unlike military jerry cans that are sealed most of those plastic yard and garden cans will vent fumes.

Anonymous said...

His glasses?

Anonymous said...

"Notice anything missing?"

I see a lack of common sense.

Anonymous said...

I don't have on my glasses...is that Lamar Adams? Missing one ankle bracelet?

Anonymous said...

Just reminds me of another doddering old fool in the early days of the pandemic, frantically piling bottled water into a shopping cart. This greedy geezer will probably be a ball of fire after loading that into his trunk. Selfish old fool. Pathetic.

WMH said...

Darwin Award in progress...

Anonymous said...

Forgot to use his fuel points?

Kingfish said...

None of y'all have gotten it yet. ;-)

fed up in Jackson said...

I can't get past the fact that you NEVER, NEVER fill a plastic can while on/in the vehicle. The static electricity can ignite the fuel/fuel vapor. Every one of those cans should be on the concrete. I can only hope that he actually had the caps to those cans

Anonymous said...

Maybe he owns a lawnmower business
Maybe he depends on a generator to run medical equipment if the power fails
You never know!

Anonymous said...

Fuel door off the car?

Why play games KF? Just tell us.

Anonymous said...

I cannot tell for sure, but the gas door on the car looks odd.

Anonymous said...

9:20, it’ll be coming for you one day and some young smart mouth whiner will be talking about you. You best hope you can get out and do for yourself when you get to be that mans age.

Anonymous said...

His mask? He left his door open? Come on Fish!!!!

Anonymous said...

License plate

Budro said...

Cap on one of the tanks?

Anonymous said...

The tag on this model is on the truck lid, KF.

Anonymous said...

That trunk is going to smell like gas for a long time.

Anonymous said...

He isn't wearing a mask.

Anonymous said...

Your implying the gas cans don’t have spouts on them. It’s likely the spouts are in the bottom of the trunk so he can fill them all up without having to unscrew them. Maybe the guy knows what he is doing and will put the spouts on, leave the trunk open, and ease his way home.

Anonymous said...

Wallet???

Did he drive up there with all of, “that,” and forget to bring his wallet?

Anonymous said...

If that's Kap'n Kangaroo, the black knee-socks are missing.

Anonymous said...

At least one of the cans in the trunk has no cap/spout. Smaht.

Anonymous said...

A University of Mississippi window sticker....?

Anonymous said...

His mask???

Anonymous said...

I don't see caps on those cans........ or do I need my glasses....

Anonymous said...

Caps on gas cans!

Anonymous said...

where is the toilet paper....need...more...toilet...paper.

Anonymous said...

I really wonder how these hoarder types would feel if they contributed to causing an unnecessary gas shortage and they days later arrived at a doctor appt (because hooray you have gas) only to find the doctor they need was unable to fill up and make it to the office.

Doubt it will come to such a worst-case hypothetical scenario, but I do wonder if they would accept any blame if it did.


Anonymous said...

@ 10:07. I can answer that. No. If the gas station attendant told them by filling up those cans the next person would not get any he would pause and fill them up anyway. The world is more and more full of people that think Hooray for me, to hell with you.

Anonymous said...

Buying gas there he needs a pistol on his hip

Anonymous said...

The rest of his pants?

Bobcat said...

The spouts on the gas canisters are pointing into the trunk and not out.

Anonymous said...

His calves seem to be missing.

Anonymous said...

the only thing I get is that Kingfish (hopefully) intentionally misspelled “a lot” but who knows.

When I finally found gas this morning I also filled up 25 gallons worth of gas cans.

Anonymous said...

What’s missing? The use of a decent camera?

Also, proper karen authorization

Anonymous said...

I frankly don't see the problem.
The license plate is on the trunk.
He doesn't need a wallet as a driver's license, credit card and credit card fit into a pocket as can his key's in the pocket we can't see. The car appears to be turned off.
He made have forgotten his glasses and while carrying that many gas containers in a trunk may not be ideal, that would be preferable to smelling fumes inside the car for those without trucks.
His dress is very nice actually. Few of us old folks look as good in our clothes as we once did.
While his vehicle is angled, people can get around him.
KF, pray tell us why you think this should get our attention at all?

Anonymous said...

This guy forgot the static discharge chain that should drag on the road to keep the static from accumulating and possibly causing a fire in the trunk!

Anonymous said...

Is it Wild Bill Hulsey?

Anonymous said...

This guy would probably be safer if he had a cigarette lit rather than
filling the cans in a hurry so he can light one up on the way home!

Anonymous said...

Missing: Consideration for the rest of the people in line.

Anonymous said...

Tesla

Anonymous said...

I notice many things missing:
1. His drivers door is wide open... no one filling up at the scary I55 Kroger would ever do that because their car will get stolen while they fill up.
2. I do not see the spouts for his gas cans. I assume he removed them and they are in his trunk.
3. Where is the Hinds County Sheriff on the golf cart? Thank goodness they still patrol that crime infested parking lot.
4. He appears to be confused on the proper use of the gas pump.
5. He is mostly missing common sense. No one should travel with full gas cans inside a car or in a closed trunk. Stupid.

Anonymous said...

tesla charging station for his model 3

Anonymous said...

Carjackers? Armed assailants?

Anonymous said...

Making Uhmerrica Grate one Darwin at a time!

Anonymous said...

In a couple few days when this shit is over he'll have a shit load of gas. Gonna be cutting the yard every other day for awhile, or can you save gas like Gold and Silver? Keep everyone in fear and watch the shit show. Remember Katrina?

Kingfish said...

We have a winner. Ding ding ding

Anonymous said...

Electric cars can’t get here fast enough. The taxpayers have subsidized oil companies for far too long and who knows how many of our service people have died in the government’s pursuit of oil. It’s past time we made the switch.

Anonymous said...

if it is a Tesla why does it have dual exhaust? I thought Tesla's were electric

Anonymous said...

What.

Anonymous said...

@2:02 what do you think produces electricity? Coal and natural gas. So if we switch to all electric vehicles we are going to have to produce a ton of electricity. So when you stop prodcing gas and oil you will have to double coal and natural gas. it's a wash. plus the only people who can afford the electric vehicles have money, middle class and poor peopple can't so i guess they walk to work.

Anonymous said...

This vulgar display of greed and selfishness is the epitome of boomer “me, me, me” culture.

The fact that the conman Felon Musk uses Nikola Tesla’s name makes me sick. Tesla was all about free energy. The Tesla Motors Company is all about pumping the stock price. Their stock is their number one product. They sell fewer cars total, than Ford sells of just Mustangs.

A true Tesla car would simply run on the background energy it collects from the natural ethereal energy fields around it. Those patents exist and will magically appear if we ever actually run out of oil.

Free energy doesn’t just kill automakers and oil companies. It will topple the central banks as well. That technology must be suppressed to maintain late stage capitalism and artificial scarcity.

Kingfish said...

Caps might be a good idea.

Kingfish said...

that theory is full of crap.

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
You are full of crap. Try watching a JRE episode that isn’t just some Hollywood pedophile for a change.

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
Nikola Tesla made a car that ran on cosmic rays.

https://teslauniverse.com/nikola-tesla/articles/nikola-teslas-most-amazing-pierce-arrow-car-project-1931-buffalo-ny-vision

Anonymous said...

Well, that’s Coach Joe Moorhead so that explains why he was stocking up on gas.
He needs it to run his...left lane fast** offense.

Anonymous said...

so Great King, what is the answer?

Anonymous said...

comment @ 401 could explain why there a tinfoil shortage!

Also no mention of the strange radiation!

MadisonRulz said...

How many rolls of cheap toilet paper can someone trade for gas? Asking 'for a friend.'

Anonymous said...

Caps installed, if one could tell from that potato pic, would make filling the cans impossible

Kingfish said...

4:33: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish
Well if TV’s beloved “Black Science Man” says it, then it must be true!

Micah Gober said...

I'll just keep my old beat up 1995 Pontiac Grand Prix with 275,000 still runs as new. You can keep your electric commie car.

Anonymous said...

So what's the right answer???

Anonymous said...

Ah. White socks. Missing.

Anonymous said...

A little ironic throwing up government subsidies for the oil industry in a conversation advocating electric cars. What would you call the tax break you get for buying the electric car?

Ooops said...

You knew it was coming!

Floriduh Hot Hummer: https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/hummer-with-four-containers-of-gasoline-bursts-into-flames-right-after-filling-up-at-homosassa-gas-station/

Anonymous said...

Didn't think a Tesla Model 3 would have a charging port behind the rear left door, or the need for exhaust pipes.

KaptKangaroo said...

Dark socks? WTF?



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