Thursday, May 8, 2025

Still Waiting

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba still has not submitted his campaign finance report that was due April 15.   Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock. 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

After the general election, when will the new mayor take office?

Anonymous said...

What is the consequence if he doesn't?

Anonymous said...

With federal indictments in play and a trial coming up, he knows local authorities won't come after him for failing to file a report.

Anonymous said...

JPD is scared to death of Lumumba.

Anonymous said...

If I were facing federal indictment, just lost the election...... yea no way I would submit either.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up white boy who fucking cares

Anonymous said...

Who really cares?

Anonymous said...

Why would he? move on.

Anonymous said...

And he never will and nothing will happen to him.

Anonymous said...

7:11 - Yes they are.

Anonymous said...

You sure are foaming at the mouth for someone that doesn't care. I guess little lord Lumdboy needs all the help he can get.

Anonymous said...

7:43’s comment is what passes for a reasoned response if you’re a dem. That’s all they know to do.

Anonymous said...

Aren't we still waiting for sista Rukia to pay her property taxes?

Anonymous said...

What is the legal tab on a federal case defense in a case like his? Any guesses?

Anonymous said...

And yet he referenced Bible scriptures in his speech with his daughters standing beside him. Guess he doesn’t believe in the Ten Commandments , Thou shall not steal & Thou shall not bear false witness. This includes not Pledging the US Flag!

Anonymous said...

Want to mention the Republicans who have had a history of late filing or the bills on campaign financing?

Anonymous said...

So a blog about news in Jackson posts something about the outgoing Mayor of said city. The same Mayor in the news for multiple reasons including getting trounced in the election...twice...and also for being under federal indictment for a litany of offenses. There are no Republicans of consequence in Jackson municipal politics. And we get "why not them too!?" cries along with racist and vulgar epithets like "fuck you white boy". It all kind of tracks, actually. These are the type of people turning Jackson into an unlivable hellscape of crime and violence.

Anonymous said...

I'm just curious and don't have a dog in this hunt, but why is JPD scared to death of Baby Chok?

Anonymous said...

The finance report "is in the mail." Right?

Anonymous said...

He needs to pick up some campaign signs as well. Isn't there a timeline for that? Especially the one down Ridgewood from his house.

Anonymous said...

3:43 there's another one he broke..."allegedly"

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever heard that old saying? You are beating a dead horse.

Anonymous said...

He will have plenty of time to work the calculator in prison

Anonymous said...

Do we really care though? Let set out the Hinds County education reports...

Anonymous said...

Clearly no consequences as nothing was done with all the previous ones he refused to file. It's not a dead horse, he's still an elected official who is not following the law. Hopefully, his trial will bring some justice to all the malfeasance of the past 7-8 years.

Anonymous said...

It does matter, even though he's a lame duck. Officials should not be able to ignore the laws, as he did for years. Maybe it will change with the FBI in charge. Either way Jackson has a glimmer of hope that the next mayor surely cannot possibly be more incompetent or corrupt.

Anonymous said...

He’s above the law just ask him!


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