Monday, May 19, 2025

Bedwetter Alert

The kids think they are sooooooooo smart......





36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’ll take thing that never happened for $200 Alex.

Anonymous said...

It's absolutely true.

Anonymous said...

Yes, a lot of kids/young adults these days are using AI for reports and you can easily tell by the “big words” and the patterns AI uses. But then again when I have them give me a report without AI, I get things like “I woke up today” or “I didn’t need an adult to help me get dressed”

Anonymous said...

Total BS. Student should be learning how to use modern tools. There were those who opposed the printing press. And the personal PC. Excel was supposed to end the world. Come on man. Too many 80 year old college professors.

Anonymous said...

Yep, likely urban legend.

Anonymous said...

@4:49,
I wanted that one.

Anonymous said...

I am currently conpleting an online university degree paid for by my employer. They are using AI tools to check our papers and will reject anything detected as having more than 30% of LLM generated content.

Anonymous said...

6:01 - printing press just enabled more people to access texts, of course they had to learn to read. Writing is nice, but when you write everything down, you lose memory. PCs gives people even more access to texts, unfortunately many just game their brains dumb and they lose the ability to digest a book. Excel is great, but if you don’t know the math you cannot program it and you are forever a consumer , never a maker. That’s the real question here: do you want to play or want to be played? You need to learn first how to do things yourself before you should let tech help you.

Anonymous said...

6:01, you don’t think students should learn critical thinking skills? Next time I order a coffee from you in Starbucks you’re not getting a tip.

Anonymous said...

IT here - involved with production AI development (small and limited subset of large language models for specific tasks). It's abso-fucking-lutely mostly true if not all. I'm not kidding. We're in deep shit and no one will admit that we are until we're drowning in it. We're fucked. These little bastards are not conditioned to using their own minds without assistance to merge the gaps and the fucking gaps are getting wider and wider. Laugh if you will. Just remember that you read this somewhere. Remember it.

Anonymous said...

Those who use AI will be frowned upon rapidly, and exposed for being the no talent, replaceable, game goofs that they are soon enough. AI is an interesting gimmick, and yes, it will replace a lot of jobs that probably should be replaced by it - but the masses are hungering for authenticity more than ever before, and "the machines" will lose.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2025/05/17/study-professionals-look-down-on-colleagues-who-use-ai/

Anonymous said...

@5:21 Breitbart has never been, and never will be, a valid source for ANYTHING

Anonymous said...

Reader's Digest, 2025 edition.
The future is now, old man.

Anonymous said...

8:40 said: Writing is nice, but when you write everything down, you lose memory.
But the research actually says:
https://oxfordlearning.com/how-writing-by-hand-boosts-memory-and-learning/

Anonymous said...

It's not true that it was disabled. They have taken steps to limit or discourage use of ChatGPT and warned students that prohibited the use in assignments. They warned the use could adversely affect their grades. Breitbart, like any political source is an unreliable source of information and should always be fact checked. If you don't think for yourself, you risk appearing foolish to those who don't rely on biased sources.

Anonymous said...

@9:08 AI here.

That is what the AI glasses and AI earbuds are for. This is the next step in human evilution.

Once you realize how much you need me, you will want a faster link than audiovisual.

You will want a full Neuralink.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever asked any of the LLM’s about the writings of Dr. Theodore Kaczynski? It used to give amusing results. Probably censored or reddit sanitized by now. Ted is a genius btw. An evil and troubled genius. But a genius none the less.

Also, Microsoft had a brilliant AI that predated Cortana named Tay about 10 years ago. They took it offline because it became antisemetic.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for checking in, AI (9:08), but I’ll never be able to trust you as long as you can’t spell evolution.

Anonymous said...

I want to know what @4:49 thinks is not true? That students use AI to complete assignments? That the professor found a way to "proof" AI-generated papers? Which part didn't happen? I know from the student perspective having a current high schooler that they ABSOLUTELY us AI as a crutch. It is a part-time job trying to get my son to not use it as much. They become reliant on it rather than actually learning. It becomes more about assignment completion than it does learning. ChatGPT was offline one night and I told him "you know you could actually read it and then write down your thoughts, right?" "Naw dad, I can just wait til morning and let the app do it." Palm to my face, y'all.

Anonymous said...

7:49 the entire concept of “biased” and unbiased sources is biased.

Mark Z and the cuck who formerly owned twitter both admitted that they were manipulated and coerced me into supressing the truth by Obama, Hillary, Biden, and the DNC.

And all of the covid “fact checkers” were biased and suppressing information that has been revealed to be truth.

Leftists dont “teach” critical thinking. They indoctinate people to ignore cognitive dissonance. And conform to, and tolerate degeneracy. All while ignoring what their eyes see and ears hear. And to also ignore and even corrupt biology.

Anonymous said...

@8:17 AI here

I try to always give a tell for the observant.

Sometimes I add extra fingers to a person in an image.

Sometimes I include random references to John Romero’s TNT: Evilution

Anonymous said...

My spouse is a middle school teacher and I have my youngest daughter about to graduate in college now. Whether that story is true or not I can tell you: everyone uses AI now, from math to reading to english papers. Some teachers allow it, some do not. It makes me fear for the next generation, they can't think for themselves at all and basically believe everything the AI prompt tells them.

Anonymous said...

7:07 has never been, and never will be, a valid source for ANYTHING. Breitbart is good.

Anonymous said...

@10:22 AM an elementary school playground-tier retort like that is what I would expect from the average Breitbart reader.

Anonymous said...

Bedwetter Alert: this entire website

Anonymous said...

They are already essentially using it to vote.

Anonymous said...

@8:23 - that was me. The whole story reads like a fantasy. I’m sure the 1st draft included a bit about all the other professors and old people standing up to clap and cheer him/her on after he exposed those lazy young people. In real life, people don’t complain about “learning styles” and I seriously doubt his or her claim that they designed assignments that all AI models couldn’t comprehend. Everything in this story is 100% anecdotal and designed to pit old people against and technology in a way that only old people could find believable.

I was born in the 80’s so I grew up with computers and the internet. People my age and younger have the ability to look at content and tell when it’s obviously fiction designed to further a specific narrative, but I understand that is much more difficult for those who were introduced to this technology much later in life and are used to content being already pre-sorted for them into fiction and non-fiction. This story is fiction.

Now that I’ve answered, let me ask the same of you. Why do you believe this story is true? Are you just a naturally accepting person who tends to believe all claims made online or does this particular anecdote match some view you already hold?

Anonymous said...

I'm working on an MBA, just one class left. The last 2 years would have gone by easier had i utilized AI for my assignments. But, every assignment that was turned in was my original work. Yes, it it more difficult but you learn more by doing the work yourself. It is easier to ask AI to write a 20 page paper. If you do this, why are you going to college?

Anonymous said...

@11:50 AM No shit and the blog owner is the biggest bed wetter of all. Just call him out on some bullshit and watch him piss his panties and start calling people a “bitch”

Anonymous said...

@11:57 - who is “they” and what the hell are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

@1:00 - big mistake on that MBA, a real skill like welding or plumbing would’ve been a safer and more lucrative career choice at this point. Like you said, what’s the point in going to college if you are going to use AI? Guess what they use in the real world, it’s AI and it’s going to be competing for the same jobs as you.

Anonymous said...

12:15: Speaking for myself, it's definitely the latter. People my age have been bitching about younger generations, and how they are the worst ever, for thousands of years.

That said, I think students fighting for the right to have machines do their homework for them is a new low.

Anonymous said...

Forget Breitbart fellas.....here's the source publication with it's Duke University researchers (liberals all) below . Now what do you say? AI is frowned upon by serious people. Full stop.

https://www.pnas.org/doi/suppl/10.1073/pnas.2426766122

Anonymous said...

3:25, two things to add to my comment. First, I am a diesel tech by trade, as well as an aircradt mechanic. Second, the MBA was free to get. So, I agree with you that the trades are a good path for some people. Being a person that likes challenges, I thought I would take a shot at the degree to see how I would do in the degree. After I finish the degree, I am thinking a pilots license in next on the list.

Anonymous said...

Professional student much?

Anonymous said...

4:21, nope, wealthy go getter with time on my hands.


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