Thursday, May 15, 2025

Laying the Wood in Northwood

 Who needs tv when the real action is in the Northwood shopping center on North State Street? 





38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Strong command of the English language there.

Anonymous said...

I think I’m gonna get me a copy write on that phrase,” Whoop Dat Ho!” It just kina sings…

Anonymous said...

Was this at the public nuisance of an establishment known as taste? Citizens have been complaining to council and city for months now with absolutely zero results. Playing loud music all night and on the weekend it’s non stop and can be heard for 4-5 blocks.

Anonymous said...

Years ago I saw two barefoot women fighting in the Triangle Mart shopping center. One was heavily pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Lots of class - all very low. This is what Chowke and his peeps want.

Anonymous said...

This proves that you CAN have a fight without using guns. I see this as potential for an educational video or a public service video.

Anonymous said...

That was a very strange fellowship meeting.

Anonymous said...

Until the Republic of New Afrika is no longer in charge, this stuff is normal.

Anonymous said...

@9:07
You better hurry up i may beat you to it.

Anonymous said...

I wish people would learn to hold their phone still while recording video. It's really not that hard.

Anonymous said...

Where is the Poor Peoples Campaign? These two look like they are prime candidates for their help. Will they be reaching out?

Anonymous said...

If you had to say something different other than "beat that b1tch," what would it be?
I don't know. Stuff like, um... whoop that ho?

Anonymous said...

Howard Stern had the Wack Pack.

Jackson has the Whack Pack.

Anonymous said...

Both are Southpaws. Whoda thunk it? I really felt like the big un was gonna whoop the lil un, but I was wrong.

Anonymous said...

Plus the ticket sales would be a plus. "Let's get ready to rumble....."

Anonymous said...

First learn how to spell copyright.

anonymous said...

where is sista rukia when you need her?
only a prophet such has her can fix all this corruption.

Anonymous said...

This is certainly not the kind of conduct I expect from a Nirvana fan.

They are usually much more mellow. Docile even.

Anonymous said...

I bet if the camera pulled back, you'd see a Capitol Police vehicle cruising past oblivious.

Anonymous said...

Sad, tears in my eyes!

Anonymous said...

Conflict resolution. There are hundreds of peaceful civil resolutions taking place in Jackson every day. But they are not very entertaining nor are they often broadcast. Remember that.

Anonymous said...

Pre-Bout mani/pedi’s appear to be withstanding!

Anonymous said...

Acting like a bunch of barnyard animals.

Anonymous said...

The sad commentary writes itself. Judging only the content of the character of all involved ; this is pathetic and disgraceful

Anonymous said...

Mostly peaceful street fight.

Anonymous said...

And the Oscar for best cinematography goes to…

Anonymous said...

1. I did not make out a single word that was said. 2. I need a Dramamine due to the camera work.

Anonymous said...

I’m declaring a moment of silence for the demise of The Kings English.

Anonymous said...

None of these “scholars “ will ever hold a job that will be able to support themselves or their future children. The taxpayers will subsidize them for the rest of their lives.

anonymous said...

wanna stop all this?........
bring back....

coco with the popo...
the linder-maple study...
the 5 point plan...
a march against violence.....
mayors youth council.......
frank melton huggs and roving patrols.....
jobs with justice....
anything beginning with the word ''community''
rukia
choco lumumbles
the rasta dude in camouflage .......
the adiambo school....
louis armstrong.......
the list goes on and on.

anonymous said...

dont forget the upper level lounge
and soups restaurant,
also the volcano club on 49 south
the zebra motel

the perception of crime
farish street renovations
the fondren renessaiance
take a lifer to lunch.........
and all the 10 million other little ''programs '' all paid for with federal grants which were stolen or squandered .

Anonymous said...

Is this what a dignity economy looks like, Chokeweed? Because I don’t see anything dignified about this scene, or much of what passes as the cultural norm in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Big girl gotta get little girl on the ground. Little girl gotta move enough to make big girl tired.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't make out whether or not the precipitating events causing this disagreement were mentioned in the video. I guess it might be man troubles?

Anonymous said...

The loser always is the one with the longest hair.

Mrs. Eastover said...

Is that where El Burrito used to be? I still miss those smothered chimichangas... !

Anonymous said...

"Whoop that ho'". Lord, what hast the world come to?!

Anonymous said...

Why can't they go to the library and read a good book.


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