Thursday, May 22, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 Rednecks gonna redneck, even in Missouri.   KOAM reported: 


Did the mobile home make it? Um, no. The tv station reported: 

JASPER COUNTY, Mo. (KOAM) — About 8:30 a.m. Friday we received photos of a full length mobile home being towed by a Ford SUV on West 32nd in Joplin.

We found it at 32nd and Schifferdecker where they were working on a tire.

Destination was near Fir Road Christian Church.

Not long after on Central City Road they had another issue and the Ford Expedition gave out. While broke down on the roadway waiting to fix a broken hub some State Commercial Vehicle Inspectors with the Missouri State Highway Patrol arrived.

Mobile home being pulled by a Ford SUV, 5 citations

 


Moving at 8 a.m. on a Friday morning slowed traffic. It was alleged a crash occurred as one driver was trying to take photos. The trailer was not involved. One person was transported to an area hospital with minor injuries. 📷 photo courtesy Amanda Keller.

We are told the received five citations that included being too wide, too long, etc. The trailer had a single axle and was also causing damage to the road. (KF: ya think?)

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Missouri is a great state. Mississippi wishes it could have half the greatness of Missouri.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who has spent enough time in Kansas and Missouri will know that two of the best convenience stores in America are Casey’s and Qwik Trip. Well, we finally have QT in MS so hopefully Casey’s will follow soon.

Anonymous said...

No doubt where he’s hauling that baby. Deer camp special.

Those fine friendly folks from the Show Me State said...

We finally showed y'all why we belong in the SEC!

fed up in Jackson said...

they would have made it with a Ford Ranger

Anonymous said...

Well I guess he showed them.

Anonymous said...

A couple of years ago I bought some land with a mobile home on it. I was going to give it away and put an add on craigs list.
A couple from here in Ms. came by to say they wanted the trailer. They wanted to know what size trailer ball to put on their compact car so they could take it home.

Anonymous said...

This is not much worse than what Clayton Homes is doing in the Metro area. Their drivers are now completely jamming not only I-20 but Lakeland Drive daily. One set of “escorts” and one or more trailers is taking the 2 left lanes from Scott County line to Vicksburg, refusing to keep it to one lane when possible. And then they stay in the left two lanes when it widens. At the same time single wides, which are dragged in two sequential loads, come down Lakeland, jamming the alternate route West through Jackson. Disaster after disaster in traffic. Clayton has the idea that the I 20 closure near the stack gives them Carte Blanche to jam daily traffic. Not yielding to cars or semis. Not sure why DPS truck cops aren’t citing them. But Bubba needs his trailer and the POS “escorts” are above the law. This has been going on for a while. DPS and MHP either unaware or unconcerned. Serious backups.

Anonymous said...

Dun blowed a TAR...!

Anonymous said...

It looks like a Canton McMansion, but minus the bullet holes.

Anonymous said...

The little engine that could-

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna assume that the ex-husband got the trailer in the divorce.

Kingfish said...

Read the Youtube comments. There are some real gems.

Anonymous said...

Spelled "Missouri"; pronounced "Misery."

Anonymous said...

"Even in Missouri." - You must not have relatives there like I do if you think this is a surprise.

Anonymous said...

These are the fucking idiots that tear up the roads, costing us all more taxpayer money. Mississippi is full of these dead-ass brain-pans.

Anonymous said...

KF you sure are protective of DJT! Not like you to protect a politician.

Kingfish said...

As long as you clowns keep trying to work in the President into every comment and posts when he has nothing to do with the subject of the post, I will keep rejecting them. Just as I did when y'all tried to do the same thing with President Obama when he was in office.

Anonymous said...

“Rednecks gonna Redneck.” As a proud, unapologetic Redneck, I take that as a very hurtful comment. 🌞

Anonymous said...

Too wide and too long! That’s what she said.
G

Anonymous said...

Some poor guy is moving bought an old mobile home. He is trying to save a few bucks. What is the problem? There are a lot of snobs here. Remember that people in Manhattan consider Bridgewater to be in the same class as this trailer mover.


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