Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Druggie Gets Prison After Trying to Frame Wife

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

Madison and Rankin Counties’ District Attorney Bubba Bramlett announced today that Kenneth Ray Jackson, 47, of Canton, pled guilty to transfer of 10 to 20 dosage units of methamphetamine as a non-violent habitual offender and was sentenced to serve eighteen years in the custody of the Mississippi Department of Corrections without the possibility of parole.

On June 10, 2024, the Madison County Sheriff’s Department received a call from a man identifying himself as Tony. He informed officers of a female Nissan employee was dealing large amounts of drugs and would be working that day. Narcotics investigators immediately began investigating his claims by conducting surveillance of her car. However, the officers quickly became suspicious of Jackson’s claims when they realized that he had given them a false name for himself and failed to inform officers that the woman was actually his estranged wife. While investigators were observing the woman’s vehicle, Jackson called them back and stated that there would be 23 ecstasy pills in her gas cap. Shortly after speaking with Jackson, the investigator observed Jackson himself pull up to the victim’s vehicle and deposit a baggie of drugs inside her gas cap. He was immediately arrested and charged with the transfer of a controlled substance. Other officers located the female inside the Nissan plant working. She consented to a search of her car and officers retrieved the bag of ecstasy pills. She informed the officers Jackson was her estranged husband, and she had received a protective order against Kenneth Jackson four days prior. Investigators also found a lengthy history of disturbance calls by the female on Jackson for violent and destructive behavior during their marriage that had gotten more severe after she told him she wanted a divorce.


Jackson is a habitual offender having been previously convicted of uttering a forgery, felonious child abuse, and burglary. He will have to serve every day of his eighteen year sentence without the possibility of early release.

District Attorney Bramlett stated, “Kenneth Jackson is no stranger to the criminal justice system. He knew exactly what he was doing when he attempted to frame his estranged wife with a felony amount of drugs. I want to commend the officers who took the time to conduct a thorough investigation and realized that the information that they had initially received was wholly false. The Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit’s dedication to ensuring accuracy in their investigations allowed them to take a guilty man off the streets and make sure an innocent woman wasn’t charged for the pure maliciousness of her hopefully soon to be ex-husband.”




14 comments:

Anonymous said...

When keeping it real goes wrong

Anonymous said...

That’s one way to enforce a protective order. Just think, the ex wife has 18 years of not having to look over her shoulder for him, but she will still have to be wary of mischief he may try to cause her from prison,

Anonymous said...

Mt Man. Yeah, let him get hold of one of those cells. She'll be driven crazy.

Anonymous said...

He didn't get the memo explaining that he was supposed to hide the drugs in her car BEFORE calling the narcs, not after. Another Canton rocket surgeon.

Anonymous said...

In essence, he reported his crime before he committed it. Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

4:45’s right, that looks like it came right out of a Chappelle skit

Anonymous said...

When the cops asked who wants to go to prison, he responded: "Pick me, pick me."

Anonymous said...

We're very lucky they're so f**king stupid.

Anonymous said...

@6:17 What the hell is a "Rocket Surgeon"? Did you mean Rocket Scientist?

Anonymous said...

No, 7:44...You're confused. There are Rocket Surgeons and there are Brain Scientists. Please keep up with current trends.

Anonymous said...

I've always heard, "If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough". I bet he's really tough...

Anonymous said...

He should have blamed his mama-

anonymous said...

cheaper than a divorce.

Anonymous said...

She was his ex. Pay attention.


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