Friday, May 23, 2025

Jews Butchered on the Streets of Washington, D.C.

 More terrorism took place in America Wednesday night when a left-wing activist brutally murdered two young Israeli employees outside of a Jewish museum.  In true terrorist fashion, he shot them in the back and repeatedly shot the woman in the back as she tried to crawl away.  Elias Rodriguez might get his chance to become a martyr because the Justice Department said the death penalty is indeed on the table.

FBI Special Agent Christine  Hagenbaugh spelled out what allegedly took place in her affidavit submitted with the complaint against Rodriguez.  

An event was held at the Capital Jewish Museum Wednesday night for young Jewish professionals and members of the diplomatic community.  Israeli Embassy employees Sarah Milgrim (26) and Yaron Lischinsky (30) left the museum where Rodriquez allegedly waited outside to kill some Jews, any Jews.  

No terrified terrorist was he, no sir.  Elias Rodridguez was waiting inside for the police at the museum. The affidavit states: 

Officer-1 and his partner (Officer-2) entered the building to inquire about the cameras and identify witnesses. Once inside, RODRIGUEZ asked to speak with the officer. RODRIGUEZ then stated that he “did it” and that he was unarmed. RODGRIQUEZ was taken into custody...

 12. RODRIGUEZ spontaneously stated on scene to MPD, “I did it for Palestine, I did it for Gaza, I am unarmed.” RODRIGUEZ was holding a red scarf identified by one witness as a “Kaffiyeh.” As MPD officers were escorting RODRIQUEZ from the Museum, he shouted “Free Palestine.”

 Security cameras caught the executions on video - and make no mistake, executions is exactly what they were.  The affidavit continues: 

As Decedent-1 (Milgrim) attempted to crawl away from RODRIGUEZ, he followed behind her and fired again. After a brief moment, RODRIGUEZ appeared to reload his firearm. At the same time, Decedent-1 sat up. Once he reloaded, RODRIGUEZ fired several times at Decedent-1. ....

Make no mistake, Rodriguez shot Milgrim and  Lischinsky in the back.  The two Israelis were soon to be engaged as Lischinsky had bought a ring for his beloved.  Ironically, he was not Jewish but an Israeli Christian. 

 A witness observed the shooting while hiding.  He identified Rodriguez after he was detained and said he was "motioning as if he was attempting to shoot the firearm but it was not firing.  He ran away and made a motion with "his arm as if he were throwing an object."  Police found a pistol in the same area. 

The police recovered 21 bullet casings, a magazine, and a 9 mm pistol with the slide locked.  ATF determined Rodriguez bought the handgun on in March 2020 in Illinois. He declared and transported it in his checked luggage when he flew from Illinois to Virginia.  

Rodriguez was proud of his killing: 

 RODRIGUEZ expressed admiration for the actions of an individual who self-immolated in front of the Israeli Embassy in Washington, D.C., on February 25, 2024, as a form of protest intended to draw attention to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. RODRIGUEZ described this person’s actions as courageous and labeled him a “martyr.” Rodriguez also stated that he had purchased a ticket to the event at the Museum approximately three hours prior to its commencement.

The Justice Department charged Rodriguez with murder of foreign officials, causing the death of a person through the use of a firearm, discharge of a firearm through a crime of violence, and two counts of first degree murder.  

The murder charges carry the death penalty.  Interim U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro said the government is considering seeking the death penalty.  

Rodriguez was a member of the left-wing group, Party for Socialism and Liberation.  The organization defended the October 7 massacre in Israel although it disavowed the Wednesday night murders.   

Rodriguez's preliminary hearing will be held on June 18. 

Kingfish note: Go for the death penalty, then hang him.  No needles, no chairs, no firing squads.  Let him walk up those gallows and feel the rope around his neck so he may suffer for a moment before it all ends.

It's no surprise this butchery took place.  College students in Ivy League schools have been advocating the murder of Jews at rallies, screaming for a global intifada against Jews.  They've killed them at protests (L.A.), beaten them, harassed them, segregated them in classes (Stanford), forced them to hide, and said they want to kill all Zionists.  Unfortunately, the media has contributed to some of this by excusing the protestors and students, thus allowing the climate of terror to grow even more.  Of course, it is a different standard for other groups as an Ole Miss student found out a dozen years ago when he simply hung a noose on the statue of James Meredith.  The media took no time in crucifying him.  

Make no mistake, there are college students celebrating these murders and are only sorry there were not more.  

The really ironic part of all this is the deceased were attending a meeting on how to get more aid to Gaza but intentions don't matter to this crowd when they are checking boxes.  

Will Al Sharpton lead protests defending Rodriguez ? 

 

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree completely with Kingfish. Full measure of justice is due the person who did this. But in light of recent judge decisions, I'm not confident event this is bad enough for a judge these days.

Anonymous said...

These aren’t judges… they’re activists in robes

Anonymous said...

Sorry to burst your little zionist bubble KF but there will be more of this, not less. There’s 6000+ years of history that proves Jews are literally demon worshiping, Christ killing, child murdering, vampires. The Holy Quran states that during this time, “ever stone will cry out ‘there is a Jew behind me’”

Anonymous said...

"intentions don't matter to this crowd when they are checking boxes."

I think that sums it up. These people aren't thinking. They are just checking off the boxes they've been programmed to check, in order to be faithful, loyal, and "good."

Being true is an inside job. Checking off boxes won't do it, and could obviously hurt a lot of others in the process.

Salvation by inflicting pain on others is not salvation. It's damnation. Revenge is not a valid religion.

Anonymous said...

Jews deserve everything bad that happens to them

Anonymous said...

Democrats and their legacy of terrorism hasn’t changed much. Just duped their original targets into working for them now.

Anonymous said...

I agree with KF on the hanging, but lower him down gently so he has a while to think about it as he slowly twists.

Anonymous said...

Shoot him in the gut and let him bleed to death.

Anonymous said...

Throw him in a pit full of hungry wolves.

Anonymous said...

Uhhhhh, ok then.....wtf

Anonymous said...

So I sure you understand the genocide going on in Gaza right now is just as despicable .

Anonymous said...

Hang him, but by the balls.

Anonymous said...

Another Harvard alumnus.

Anonymous said...

Extend this call for justice to all murderers, not those singled out by religion. Nobody has to guess who hates their own kind and kills each other with little remorse or consequence. All murder is hate, and Jews today are way down the list as victims.

Kingfish said...

There is no genocide in Gaza no more then there was in Germany in the 1940s or the South during the Civil War.

Anonymous said...

So just exactly what would you call it, starving people to death and denying access to care for pregnant women and children ?

Kingfish said...

You mean all the food and supplies Hamas stole from the aid given to Gaza. They used it for themselves and extorted the people for it. Of course, savages such as yourself never say a thing about that. Hmm... why does Egypt have a wall? Why did Jordan kick them out? What did they do to Lebanon?

Anonymous said...

1:38, please think for yourself and don’t just repeat what you read on Facebook. Genocide has never been used to describe collateral civilian deaths in a war until the pro-Hamas crowd hijacked the term. Genocide is what the Hutus did to the Tutsis and the National Socialists did to the Jews. After D-Day, the Allies killed an estimated 50,000 French civilians pushing the Nazis out of France. I’ve never heard Genocide used to describe that and I’ve never even heard Genocide used to describe the U.S. bombing of Dresden, Tokyo, or Hanoi. Collateral deaths during combat is an entirely separate thing from Genocide. I know you are probably young and full of piss and vinegar looking for a cause to protest, and this seemed like a good one to latch on to, especially since you can wear the checked rag on your head, but I’m afraid you need to keep looking for a worthy cause; Gaza’s not it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah those women and children did that. No they didn’t , but for generations to come the children will not forget and the Jews will always have a target on their back, Give these folks a homeland and put a wall around it. Whatever it takes to find peace . What they are doing now is no better than Hamas and let’s face it this is how they have always operated .

Anonymous said...

@2:26 PM save your breath. KF will censor any evidence you give. In his eyes, Jews are perfect and have never, ever done anything wrong. In fact, if you don’t think Jews are perfect, innocent victims, then he will simply call you a name like Jew basher for citing evidence. That is, if he even approves your comment. He is a die hard Zionist. Just accept the fact that he will never be will-informed and unbiased on this subject.

Anonymous said...

That’s it change the definition regardless of the action. You guys should know propaganda well, you read it, write it and live it !

Anonymous said...

Just admit you’re a demonic hater, KF.

Anonymous said...

“You guys”, you're not one of us? If we're not your people, then who is?

Anonymous said...

1:38 PM could be a troll since the stupidity within that comment is so very hard to believe.

Hamas and other Palestinian terrorists ATTACKED ISRAEL killing nearly 1,200, about TWO THIRDS of them CIVILIANS; but America’s Democrats expect Israel to lay down, just like Democrats here want to burn and loot and kill…then describe their savage lawlessness as “mostly peaceful protests.”

Hamas declared war and now they’ve FAFO. When Israel is done with Hamas they need to deal with Iran.

And freedom loving Americans had better prepare to deal with the Democrat Party’s home grown terrorists here. Democrats have become a criminal and terrorist loving THUG PARTY.

Anonymous said...

All the suffering in Gaza is the direct result of the actions of Hamas. Their brutal, oppressive rule, using humanitarian aid for military purposes, using civilians as human shields, complicating relief efforts, etc. The pro-Hamas crowd really needs to educate themselves and/or just admit they are anti-Semitic.

Anonymous said...

All of you including KF pretend to be ignoring the fact that Jews REPEATEDLY violated long standing angreements and DESECRATE Holy Al-Aqsa complex. They do this repeatedly to INSULT and DENIGRATE Christians and Muslims. And let’s be honest. God has forsaken the Jews long ago when they murdered their own messiah. So at this point, you have international, diaspora Jews funneling the tax dollars of Europe, UK, and the American people to support their illegal, unbiblical, Zionist occupation of land that GOD THE FATHER HIMSELF cast them out of, for their disgusting sins.l for the last 6000 years of their recorded history.

Oh, and Jeffrey Epstein was one of those diaspora Jews working for the Mossad to blackmail Americans, Brits, Europeans, and anyone else he could seduce with his WHITE SEX SLAVES.

Anonymous said...

@5:48 Remember to call the Continental Army “terrorists” this July 4th. Because if you watch Mel Gibson’s The Patriot then you know we basically resorted to TERRORISM to defeat the British Occupation.

Oh you just don’t like Muslims? Let me tell you something that may surprise your ignorant country ass. Muslims and Christians currently live peacefully all over the world.
Especially when we have a common understanding that the one who tries to divide us claims a false birthright. That would be the Tribe of Isaac.

Anonymous said...

May 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM, what did Kingfish do, misgender you at the Starbucks earlier today? In all fairness to the Kingfish, I can't tell one from the other there, either.

Anonymous said...

It is hilarious how you brainwashed boomers literally accept the lying words of Jews. The most despicable race on the planet. Forsaken by their own God. Yep that’s who you absolute retards choose to trust.

Anonymous said...

This entire thread is the perfect example of cowardice. No dissent allowed unless it is fake and silly. Anything too hard for the cuckfish to argue is suppressed. He’s stuck in this false dichotomy like the rest of the boomers that you have to either support Israel or support Palestinians/Arabs. When the reality is they are both savages who don’t deserve any taxpayer support. But no, we must continue to support Israel because reasons!

Anonymous said...

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel fired at foreign diplomats who were trying to visit the West Bank which is under Israeli occupation. Israel won’t allow foreign journalists to observe the genocide thats occurring nor the actions Israel is presently taking in the rest of Palestinian lands to annex them as Jewish lands part of Israel. Israel is a terrorist state.

The diplomats are from:

China ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

The European Union ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

Brazil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

Tรผrkiye ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท

Japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

The United Kingdom ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

France ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

Morocco ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Portugal ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

Romania ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด

Poland ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Jordan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด

Egypt ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ

Austria ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น

They don’t want folks to see the Crimes they are committing . Hamas may be evil but there are innocent lives in Gaza.

Anonymous said...

Gaza no longer exists. Hamas started a war and lost. Not sad. Future generations will forget you

Anonymous said...

Mass murder, genocide, holocausted - whatever.....but certainly don't forget what the Bolshevik Jews did to 20 million Russian Christians.

Anonymous said...

The Israeli’s were cowards as noted in an Article in the AP. They used captives as human shields when they made raids.
Your are naive to think anything will be forgotten.

Anonymous said...

Poor damn Jews. Never did nothin’ to nobody.

Anonymous said...

@7:32 All thanks to the US taxpayer and from the hard work of Mossad agents Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell.

Anonymous said...

Israelis are the real nazis. In fact, the ruling “class” of Jews are Asiatics (non-Semitic) who call themselves “Ashkenazi” Jews.

Kingfish said...

You know, in going to do something different. These little Nazis love to scream about censorship so I'm going to go back and approve the antisemitic comments so you see for yourself the trash that is submitted.

Krusatyr said...

KF: Sorry these antisemitic sickos have trashed your site. It's revolting to read their hate. I suspect much of it is from racist followers of Louis Farrakhan, who are active in Jackson, and possibly some from hard leftists in Fondren. Most of them have never personally known any Jewish people.

Anonymous said...

6:50 PM, it’s hard to believe this level of stupidity. Liberal arts major, maybe? Knows everything, but just can’t make in the real world without mommy and daddy’s help? Still living at home?

Are you really making the point that “TERRORISM,” that includes the killing of about 800 civilians via Hamas’ premeditated attack, is ok; but civilians being killed while Israel defends itself, is not? If so, you dumb ____ Democrats are so stupid, you can’t do simple math.

You accuse me of “Oh you just don’t like Muslims?” Bwahahaha. You have no clue. What I “don’t like” – is Criminal Loving, Pervert Loving, Crime and Chaos Loving, Thug Democrats. And freedom loving Americans do not need to hear one _______ word from pretentious Democrat s__t eaters about what is right, and what is wrong; because Democrats have no morals. And, this includes the between 63% and 71% of Jewish voters that supported Democratic candidates in the 2024 election.

The Brits FAFO. Japan FAFO. Hitler’s Germany FAFO. Bin Laden (your hero???) FAFO. And now Hamas, has FAFO. And if you Democrats keep pushing freedom loving Americans that don’t want their children to be perverted, or having to live in your crime and chaos infested Democrat controlled forever cities, then you might look up one day and realized that you too, have FAFO.

Anonymous said...

There are some scary people walking amongst us. Those posts make me really appreciate the moderating you do, KF.

Anonymous said...

Love your blog KF, but how you've drunk the Kool Aid, nobody understands. The ONLY explanation is that you're part of the "media" and don't want to get canceled, so you kiss the Zion ass like a good little useful idiot. Please, study history and think harder about what has happened over and over, and what will happen again.

Kingfish said...

You've no idea. One sicko, who takes it upon himself to trash Jews in many posts that have nothing to do with Jews, made a point to detail Jon Stewart's Jewishness. Don't think they are all NOI types. Some are more into all things Nazi.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing holy about the Quran. It is not from God. Mohammed was anything but a holy man and prophet.

Anonymous said...

Quite amazing how many sheep - unfortunately KF as well - are on this blog. Criticizing those descendants of the Tribes of Judah for their long standing, well-documented history of attempting to profit from, and destroy whole countries is not hate, but rather merely and observation of the repeating of history that inevitably happens due to the low education of the masses. Time will tell if Christians and Muslims (People of the Book) finally pull together as prophesied and finally destroy them once and for all. As much as I hate social media, it may be the one thing that wakes up enough to facilitate their self-preservation. Gen Z and Alpha are predominantly anti Israel because their instincts are still intact, and demand truth over the lies Boomers have told themselves and everyone else because of their aversion to conflict that damn near lost America. Two more references, and I'll shut up....just trying to help with the awakening.

Drawing from Ephesians 6:10-13, is: "Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the schemes of the devil. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms."
This verse emphasizes the nature of the spiritual battle and calls believers to be strong, prepared, and aware of the UNSEEN enemy.

Anonymous said...

KF, I think we get the idea. Reading those comments is like listening to a schizophrenic who's gone off his meds lecturing on the mind control properties of a microwave oven.

Refusing to give a lunatic space to rant is not censorship.

Anonymous said...

If you believe Muslims and Christians live peaceably all over the world, you don’t know much. Ask Christians on Nigeria, Pakistan, and Egypt how peaceful things are for them with Muslims. What happens to people who leave Islam to become Christians in Iran? If you don’t know, they are subject to being put to death. It’s illegal to convert to Christianity under Shari’a law. Christians have been slaughtered in Nigeria. Churches have been burned in Pakistan. Coptic churches have been attacked in Eygpt. Recently Christian were murdered in Syria. Christians have largely been driven out of Lebanon. The only places where Christians and Muslims actually live in peace is in non Muslim countries. In Muslim dominated countries, conversion to Christianity is a perilous thing. Christians are second class citizens in Muslim countries, and are not allowed to freely exercise their religion, including publicly sharing their faith. If anyone is showing ignorance, it is the one who doesn’t understand that Muslim cultures are intolerant of Christianity. They may not bother them in some places as along as they remain quiet and silent, but saying they live peacefully together around the world is a denial of the truth.

Anonymous said...

@8:20 AM your deranged hillbilly boomer fantasy is not my reality. Sorry but I disregard the opinion of someone who doesn’t have a passport and probably reads Breitbart.

Two of the best countries I have ever visited Malaysia and Turkey.

The absolute worst with the biggest assholes was Israel. Literally worse than the French. Unironically, the friendliest people in Israel are the Muslims. Jews won’t welcome non-Jews into their homes like a Muslim does.

Anonymous said...

@11:11. I notice in your effort to call me a hillbilly, you didn’t respond to a single factual statement in my post. Your personal experience in Turkey, Malaysia, and Israel says nothing about what has been happening in Iran, Egypt, Nigeria, Pakistan, and Afghanistan. Do you understand Christians are not free to practice their religion openly in Saudi Arabia? And ask Armenians about the Turks. Your comments about friendliness to you as a tourist says nothing about the facts in my post. They are laughably naive and uninformed. Nine of the top 10 most dangerous places in the world to be a Christian are Muslim countries.

JimAtTheRez said...

Good grief, it is incredible the antisemitic drivel posted on here by ANONYMOUS posters. Really sad that those of you who decide to post racist crap will not identify yourself.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish is a liar.


Orders often came from the top, and at times nearly every platoon used a Palestinian to clear locations, said an Israeli officer, speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of reprisal.

Several Palestinians and soldiers told the AP that Israeli troops are systematically forcing Palestinians to act as human shields in Gaza, sending them into buildings and tunnels to check for explosives or militants. The dangerous practice has become ubiquitous during 19 months of war, they said.

Anonymous said...

I don't blame Fish and the rest of Missippi for not understanding that the international community including the US are calling on BiBi to stop the slaughter!

Anonymous said...

The day KF stated he had swallowed the ADL load and that he believes Leo Frank didnt rape and murder that little girl in a cocaine-fueled mania, is the day I knew he was a brainwashed lost cause. And he still censors any mention of the treacherous attack by Israel on the USS Liberty.

Anonymous said...

12:51 PM, the ADL is an absolute typical leftist Democrat organization. The ADL is totally fine with defamation, except when it’s against them. IMO, the ADL, similar to the Southern Poverty Law Center (with $500 million in assets, $121 million offshore in non-U.S. equity funds) is a financial terrorist organization (according to what Jonathan Greenblatt told beta male Andrew Ross Sorkin on CNBC one morning).

But the ADL this, or the ADL that, has absolutely nothing at all to do with Hamas’ premeditated attack against Israel killing 800 or so civilians. Whether you want to call said attack terrorism, or a declaration of war, take your pick. Just don’t think for one minute anyone other than your indoctrinated libtard base is falling for this leftist Democrat holier-than-thou act, pretending you care one bit about women and children being killed. You antisemites want the total destruction of Israel, right?

When you commit terrorism and/or when you declare war, be ready for the consequences.

Anonymous said...

I know this, trying to use facts thing, is new to you, but you should leave a link to what you claim is facts. That is, if you want to be taken seriously.

Anonymous said...

Did you read that in the unholy Quran?

Anonymous said...

May 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM, I have heard Jeffrey has retired, maybe you should update your list of hate.

Anonymous said...

A Summary of this entire blog post is below:

"This entire thread is the perfect example of cowardice. No dissent is allowed unless it is fake and silly. Anything too hard for Kingfish to argue is suppressed. He’s stuck in this false dichotomy like the rest of the boomers that you have to either support Israel or support Palestinians/Arabs"......and ignore the facts of history.


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