Friday, July 7, 2023

JPD Catches One-Armed Bandit

 JPD arrested Ashante Keys and Tyneshia Moor on June 21 for several armed robberies that took place at Maywood Mart and other nearby stores on I-55.  

JPD Detective Joseph McCaroll stated in an affidavit submitted to Jackson Municipal Court: 

* did purposely, knowingly, unlawfully and feloniously at 1220 E Northside Drive, take, Demanding and carry away a Black Wallet credit card from the person of xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx, against his will by putting such person in fear of immediate injury to his person by the exhibition of a handgun, a deadly weapon, in violation of Mississippi Codt Section 97-3-79.  (June 16)

* did purposely, knowingly, unlawfully and feloniously at 1220 E Northside Drive, take, Demanding and carry away an $800.00 amount of cash from the person of xxxxxxx xxxxx, against his will by putting such person in fear of immediate injury to his person by the exhibition of a handgun, a deadly weapon, in violation of Mississippi Code Section 97-3-79. (June 16) 

Moore & Keys

*  did willfully, unlawfully and feloniously at 5471 Watkins., take and steal and carry away, personal
items that belonging to xxxx xxxxx xxxxxx against his will is by putting him in fear of immediate
injury to person by exhibition of a deadly weapon to wit: an unknown caliber Assault/ handgun. (June 16)

The address is for a Dollar General store. The affidavit states Moore shot the victim "multiple times."

* did willfully, unlawfully and feloniously at 5315 I-55 N, take and steal and carry away, personal items that belonging to xxxxxx xxxxxx against her will is by putting her in fear of immediate injury to person by exhibition of a deadly weapon to wit: an unknown caliber Assault/handgun. (June 15)

The address is for the Liquor Connection.  


JPD charged both women with three counts of armed robbery and one count of aggravated assault.  They are suspects in similar crimes that took place at nearby businesses on Northside Drive.  Oddly enough, the suspect who committed the armed robbery at Maywood Mart only had one arm.  She is literally a one-armed bandit. 

Moore is 18 years old and Keys is 19 years old. 

The Jackson Municipal Court judge denied bond for both defendants.  The suspects allegedly used an AR-15/AK-47 style firearm.*

* This description is used because a victim said it was an assault rifle but it likely an AK- or AR- pistol. 


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lock em up and throw away the key!

Anonymous said...

Ferals

Cap their asses said...

Jackson's Bonnie and Clyde.

Anonymous said...

Another clear cut example of why pistol braces are needed. How else would she not be lacking without this assistive design?

Personally speaking, after losing my arm in close quarters combat saving John Wick, I have always needed that brace. I always use one endorsed by Amos Moses, from south of Thibodaux, LA.

Anonymous said...

Those are women?

Hate I missed it said...

Did they handcuff her arm to her leg and make her hop?

Anonymous said...

Great news getting these terrorists off the streets! Now if the courts will just keep them there!

Anonymous said...

Those are self-entitled women-children who are smirking and reveling in the street cred they've produced for themselves to their ignorant peers while fully understanding that the COJ and Hinds County system will never hold them accountable for their actions. One pumped it up a notch by over-compensating for her lost appendage. And so the cycle continues until one or both of them is met with a conceal-carry citizen who decides to protect themselves and bring a rude-awakening to their realities. They will, of course, immediately become a victim and react with horror and disbelief that they are indeed mortal when the bullet meets the bone.

Anonymous said...

Will Owens give her a one armed voting machine? I vote angry and loved slamming those things in the old days.

Anonymous said...

Cut that other arm off, that should slow him down.

Anonymous said...

1:54 AND......the cycle will continue one more revolution as the person defending himself/herself against these "ladies" will almost assuredly be tried by a jury of THEIR peers

Anonymous said...

Easily captured by the long arm of the law, even if she was not fully armed.

Anonymous said...

I've driven out to Pearl a couple of times lately to eat at Steak and Shake and I can state, without reservation or qualification, that Hwy. 80 through Pearl is much cleaner, nicer, safer and more vibrant than I-55 North through Jackson. I would have been the first to laugh and scoff at anyone who had predicted that 30 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Dennis Meadows, World Economic Forum and Club of Rome elite, informs us that 86% of the useless eaters are currently in the process of being exterminated. All will be well soon.

Anonymous said...

She just needs a helping hand.

Anonymous said...

1:24 classic!

Anonymous said...

@12:34- my thought excatly

Anonymous said...

Dang y’all fools might have messed up your right to vote. Maybe y’all can talk it down to a misdemeanor and be eligible to vote in Hinds County only!

Anonymous said...

Will she get half a sentence for armed robbery?

Anonymous said...

If its true, "The affidavit" from Officer McCarroll "states Moore shot the victim "multiple times." then why isn't she (?) being charged with attempted murder?

Oh wait, it's Jackson. Nevermind.


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