Tuesday, March 11, 2025

They Never Learn

 Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement. 

HCSO Deputies and K-9 Narcotics conducted an early morning operation at the Raymond Detention Center regarding subjects attempting to introduce contraband into the facility. During the course of the operation, deputies were able to recover several items of contraband near the grounds of the facility in a wooded area. Subsequently, a traffic stop was conducted on a suspicious vehicle, and after a brief pursuit, deputies detained three occupants and recovered two pistols in the vehicle, one being stolen from the Jackson Police Department. 

The items recovered in the wooded area and disrupted from making entry into the facility, included cell phones, tobacco, k-2 spice, meth, marijuana, promethazine syrup, cigars and other related items. Three criminally misbehaved suspects were arrested and introduced to the facility for their alleged involvement in this operation. Their pictures and charges are listed below. The investigation is still ongoing and more arrests, and/or charges are possible. Federal partners will also be contacted resting possible weapon violations.
Johnnie Donaldson 29 yo

Quinnvarrius Tims 29 yo

Jaylon Gray 28








22 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least one of the alleged perps has a google friendly name. Checking whether he has frequent flyer status enabled...

Anonymous said...

I could have used a couple of those cigars-

Anonymous said...

Darwin triplets!

Anonymous said...

Blessings in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Anonymous said...

I bet those Newports were special orders.

Anonymous said...

Is that a Glock squitch?

Anonymous said...

Can you say, ignorant! Now the judges need to do their jobs and stop this nonsense. I am now waiting on the deputy to get arrested that was going to get the contraband and pass it to the inmates. I’ll bet $1000 the night shift walking/roving patrol.

Signed
A former corrections deputy

Anonymous said...

Check what Jailer goes out and walks the perimeter at night!

Anonymous said...

Dang bring back the trusties cause you can trust a trusty but not the jailer!

Steve said...

WTF is a criminally misbehaved person?

Anonymous said...

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate this delightful sentence?

"Three criminally misbehaved suspects were arrested and introduced to the facility for their alleged involvement in this operation."

Madison county said...

Sometimes you wonder how much (particularly money) managed to slip through the gaps.

Anonymous said...

That looks like a lot of jailhose currency.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't it be "Three ALLEGEDLY criminally misbehaved suspects..."

Anonymous said...

Sheriff meet with your jail personnel, there is a cat on the line! The inmate can’t go in the woods and get the contraband Wink Wink! There is an inmate lover in your jail.

Anonymous said...

Inside job! Dirty COs.

Anonymous said...

I enjoy an occasional cigar. Those don't look like the type or brand I typically purchase, but I've had a cheap cigar a time or three on hunting trips, etc., so I know what both good and cheap cigars smell like: cigars. And only cigars smell like cigars. Same is true for pot. Nobody would mistake either for anything else nor would anyone, and especially not deputies, mistake cigars or pot for anything that would be legal in a jail.

Case in point. If I fire up a cigar in the den while my wife is on her way back from Jupiter in a hermetically-sealed space capsule hurtling through the vacuum of space at 5 times the speed of complaining, when she reaches somewhere long about Venus way, my phone will ring. It will be my wife. She will ask, "And just what do you think you are doing smoking that God-awful cigar in the den, mister?" Now, I get that the average jailer is probably not as...persnickety...about the jail as my wife is about the den. But come on, even I know it does have the aforementioned unique aroma that only cigars have. I strongly suspect that those firing such things up in a jail could be found if they were being sought.

Anonymous said...

7:00 exactly what I was thinking. The CO’s turn a blind smell. As I eluded earlier in a previous post the jail has inmate sympathizers! Sheriff a candy bar and a coke to the right informant will get you the culprit.
Sheriff look at the Jail Commander with the side eye and say, “ Do your damn Job”!

Anonymous said...

So they weren’t smuggling in books or job applications.

Anonymous said...

Were they trying to smuggle in 01 black knock-off Croc also?

Anonymous said...

"So they weren’t smuggling in books or job applications."

You aren't aware of standard practice. It's sorta like oysters. This month has a vowel in it. The books and job applications are smuggled in during months with no vowels (except in Poland, which is notation, reverse). And remember that in leap years it is months that begin with "Z" and have no Tuesdays.

Anonymous said...

Those are dope boys. Does anyone take pride in their jobs anymore? A young deputy was just buried last week due to being murdered in Terry. Show some pride & honor those who went before you!



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