Monday, March 31, 2025

Idiots of the Day

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27 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I requested more T&A a few days ago I should have mentioned only heifers less than 150 pounds, not super-sized cows.

Anonymous said...

Do these bars have a minimum weight requirement for admittance? A couple of those behemoths look the same from that other outdoor fight you featured some days back.

Anonymous said...

This post requires some Godzilla vs. Mothra and a few others videos.

Anonymous said...

this is who Oliver Anthony was talking about when he sang If you’re 5 foot 3 and 300 pounds, taxes aught not pay for your bags of fudge rounds</i?

Anonymous said...

Stress-testing those skirts

Anonymous said...

Most cities would shut down such a place. Remember, LuDUMBa was on video dancing in there about a month ago though. It’s beyond ridiculous

Anonymous said...

Man, I remember when it was Old Venice. How quickly that area has fallen.

Anonymous said...

"Ladies" Night it was not.

Anonymous said...

$100 says at least one of em got a bottle of ranch or hot sauce in they purse

Anonymous said...

“Ain’t gonna bump no more, wit no big fat wo-man”….!

Anonymous said...

@12:13
New CSpire store just down from this club and a very high end interior design shop be y to this club full of NE Jackson and Madison wives and Nevada bobs across from it. RTS just bought old bowing ally. Really this club is the only business that’s the odd ball there. Don’t forget a daisy a day moved two building down. High end florist shop.

Anonymous said...

From Doug Cunnigham's "GRIDLEYS" to this. Damn. Just damn.

Anonymous said...

Check it out! When did they add sumo wrestling to the entertainment?

Anonymous said...

"Really this club is the only business that’s the odd ball there." That's usually all it takes.

Mississippi John Hurt said...

I thought I heard somebody say
Bubble butt, bubble butt, take it away
'Cause I don’t like it no how

Anonymous said...

Again, are these the type of women people take to this place?

Anonymous said...

They jus be lookin for a high value man.

Anonymous said...

Do wish all media would learn the difference between "Ladies" and "Women". Not a lady in sight in this video!

Anonymous said...

Buffa Hogs every one of them !! ! ! ! !

Anonymous said...

I’m filing against KF in Small Claims. My Screen is broken when I opened the video. And yes, I’m gonna get the best IPhone just for my harm and suffering. No human eyes should ever see these things.

Steve said...

Dayum. It looked like elephant seals fighting over space on the beach.

Anonymous said...

Those clubs need to be charging by the pound.

Anonymous said...

The place looks trashed! You would think the owner would figure out how to keep the "ladies" from costing him money every time he opened the doors.
Speaking of "ladies," has anyone noticed that every video of action at this joint is of "ladies" having it out? Evidently, they have more testosterone than the mens there....

Anonymous said...

Oops I saw the headline and mistakenly thought this was a post about the legislature.

Anonymous said...

The courtroom was adjourned
"...No verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
...
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend..."

Buh-bye, American pie...and just about every-damned-thing else...

Anonymous said...

Take that s*** back to the joints in the delta fields. Good tourist bait.

Anonymous said...

There ARE no joints in Delta fields, dipwad. We bait tourists with your photo. Most of them have never seen a Ripley's presentation.


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