Monday, August 11, 2014

Chuckie is here.

Award-winning journalist Chuck Johnson is touring Mississippi this week:

However, Mr. Johnson made a little mistake yesterday when he disclosed a grand jury subpoena that was served upon him.   This is going to get interesting.  It is not known if there will be a t-shirt for the tour. 


clintonrebel said...

we will pass the hat. that about covers it.

Anonymous said...

An angry ginger, who knew? What award has be won? Anybody? Why would a Christian church invite him to speak? Does God speak to Chuck?

Anonymous said...

Like the sad case of Mark Mayfield, this is another victim being exploited by forces that he cannot possibly understand.

So many in the group around McDaniel end up in a bad way. This wannabe journalist was handpicked by political operatives to do their bidding. He was perfect for the part since he was ambitious and also was the dumbest guy in the room who could still accomplish what they needed from him.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but Constitutional Clayton still holds the undisputed Championship in that category.

Anonymous said...

A religious organization bringing in a political blogger who is one of the most well-known McDaniel advocates and wrote extensively about the recent MS Senate race?

Gee, comes dangerously close to endorsing a candidate, considering the fact that this election is still subject to a pending appeal.

I sure hope this church does not lose its tax exempt status because someone reported it for engaging in political endorsements. That would be ssssooooooo terrible. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Award winning"?

Like Al Sharpton's old track suits and medallions, how many of you people immediately thought "Special Olympics"?

Anonymous said...

Glad for Chucks work to make Mississippi whose politicians have striven for over a century to maintain it as the undisputed crap hole of the Northern Hemisphere a better place.

Anonymous said...


If that were the case, how would the Missionary Baptists, and COGIC, and other really long named, typically democrat, churches stay in business...errr...ummm....remain open?

Every notice how many of "the commurrinty" have some type of "clery" status somewhere...most are plastered on thte front of their Burricks.

Anonymous said...

This guy should be held in contempt and jailed for disclosing the subpoena. That is EXACTLY what he would be calling for if it were a Thad supporter who had done this stunt. He clearly only has regard for the law it is in HIS best interest to do so.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps after disclosing the subpoena, some law enforcement will show up at his meeting tonight to discuss obstruction of justice.

Anonymous said...

Didn't he also post online the details (address, birth date) of several voters immediately after the runoff?

Anonymous said...

I am amazed Chuckie Boy hasn't been arrested and locked up by now. His actions certainly show contempt for the Grand Jury. Attorney General Hood is someone he not wants to piss off.

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't hurt my feelings if he spent a few nights in jail on a contempt charge. Then we could incessantly retweet his mug shot like he does Pete Perry's. Then again... on second thought... he might love the notoriety.

Anonymous said...

"We will pass the hat."

Grifters gonna grift.

Anonymous said...

Politics is too much of a blood sport. Some very cynical people dangled some promises in front of this poor guy and told him he would be a real journalist if he did what they manipulated him to do. There does not seem to be any end in sight until he is to be totally destroyed.

Anonymous said...

If Chuckie has broken the law he needs to be arrested before he leaves town again. Imagine what it would cost the taxpayers to extradite him from California. I
doubt he will come to Ms. again on his on dime.

Anonymous said...

That picture, lol. Didn't he star in Pete and Pete?

Anonymous said...

Is that douche on the Bat phone? What a goon. I have not seen this much self-aggrandizement since Longwitz put out his last presser. This terror watch list finalist should go back to the 90210 or the valley or wherever the hell he sprung forth and stick to reporting on more pressing items like the mating habits of swamp monkeys.
The party will fall from within, with the prospects like this being its future... I weep for tomorrow.

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