The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Chuck Johnson himself, is coming to town. Meet him yourself.
JJ is contracting with the local Nation of Islam chapter to provide personal protection for Mr. Johnson. The biggest danger to his safety will come from infiltrators. NE Jackson preppies who will try to pass themselves off as Tea Party or Chris McDaniel supporters in an effort to do harm to the popular blogger. They will wear the plaid and little stickers that say "Stop Obamacare". They may even wave birth certificates while screaming "where is it". However, there is one test to ferret them out but it is time-consuming: parade a fat lobbying contract in front of the suspects and see who gets an erection. That is your non-eunuch, oops, I meant infiltrator. However, a simpler way is to get a Nation of Islam entourage for Mr. Johnson. He will thus be protected from honkies who might try to do him harm. Stay tuned.
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Can't wait for the Return of Chucky Tour where he will come back to Mississippi to get revenge on everyone who pissed him off during the first tour. And then followed by the Bride of Chucky Tour where he and his bride will come back and get revenge on everyone who pissed him off at his Return of Chucky tour. Not to forget his soon to be released books "Why Chuck C Johnson Mattered to Calvin Coolidge" and the follow up "Why Calvin Coolidge Hearts Chucky and Knows Sam R Hall and Jim Hood are Actually Communists." --Signed, Breathlessly Awaiting
I guess the convention center was fully booked.
Without looking, who the hell are Chuck Jackson and Zorek Richards?
The things that are " interesting" but I'd rather forget. This social agitation of a political " movement" which is basically a platform to rail against the government and citizens is starting to be really strange and concerning at the same time.
" not conservative enough" is a strange new normal to paraphrase a certain tea party favorite that's recently been thrown under the bus. I'm starting to equate the word conservative with two other words of description. Mean and crazy. " you aren't mean and crazy enough up there in Washington!."
This is what happens when you look at politics as a spectator sport that equates democrats and republicans as a football teams and the referee ( the tea party) has gone off the handle and the " game" never ends and no one ever really " wins".
Maybe Chris will give him the key to Ellisville or the MS Tea Party will give him the key to the courthouse. I'm sure it will be utter rapture for the tens of people who attend.
WHO????
This is the most poorly written piece of race bating I have seen in years. Duces to this blog cause this "honkey" is out. If you're supporting the nation of Islam, you're either completely ignorant of their history and their plans to create a nation of African Americans in the south where other races are not welcomed, our you're as anti-American as they are for supporting a group who's entire political platform centers on treason.
Funny how Chuckles the Clown doesn't even mention this on his own twitter. At least not as far back as about 3 days ago, which is about all I could stomach slogging through.
12:59:
Could you please clarify the message of your post? I have no idea what you are saying. Who is supporting the Nation of Islam?
@12:59 - This is what is commonly known on this site as JJ jackassery. I found it pretty funny myself.
Ditto to 5:01.......love the JJ jackassery.
Now, Chuck can ask for "donations" in person.
With Confederate flags flying high, local Tea Party members will lay out magnolia branches on the road as Esteemed Journalist Charles C. Johnson rides into Brandon on a donkey.
He had better not be using any of that $15k for plane tickets over here. He could put it to much better use by buying more fake stories.
9:25; How uncomfortable is that dunce hat? What's your problem with heritage recalled by displaying various flags of The Confederacy? Are you one of 'those people' who bought the notion that "I'm supposed to be offended 'cause somebody said so"?
Next question: What relationship do you see between the Confederacy and the TEA movement? It's not only Confederates who should feel they've been taxed enough already!
Lastly: You'd look better in a propeller-beanie.
It's really too bad that he didn't return for Neshoba. There's no telling what kind of breaking news that he could have discovered - had his head not exploded first.
And..... who cares.
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