Thursday, September 10, 2026

Bulls***!!! Bulls***t!!!

 It appears we have us a white Kenneth I. Stokes.  Check out what Northern Highway Commissioner John Caldwell had to say during the Tuesday Board meeting. 



Mr. Caldwell and MDOT Executive Director Brad White sparred several times during the meeting. As Magnolia Tribune reported:

The matter began in the August 25 commission meeting, where Northern District Commissioner John Caldwell (R) asked for detailed information on federal grants and where they “will go.”

MDOT Executive Director Brad White said he did not have that information in front of him at the time but said he would send it immediately after the meeting concluded.

After Caldwell made a comment to the effect that he cannot seem to get answers from MDOT because they do not know the answers when asked, White expressed frustration.

“Commissioner, that’s not a fair statement. We have the answers. I just don’t have it in my head,” White said. “I’m happy to provide you with any information you want. But nor is it fair for you to pretend as if you’re just completely in the blind about what we do.”

It was pointed out by White that all grants are brought before the commission before moving to the next step, complete with detailed information about the project for which the funds are intended.

“For you to insinuate that you don’t know what’s going on is an indictment of yourself, not the staff,” White said. “I can give it to you, I can’t make you read it.”

Caldwell then shifted his focus to a situation where a traffic light was requested by elected officials in Horn Lake, a city in DeSoto County where a young girl Caldwell knew died in a traffic accident on Highway 302. He contended that when MDOT did a study, the department indicated that the city would need to provide additional funding to get the light installed. However, to Caldwell, there are many other projects across the state funded at hundreds of millions of dollars.

Use of federal funding is restricted to the approved project, White explained, so it cannot be shifted to other projects. (KF: One would expect Mr. Stokes to know that.) 

This week, the commission held a follow up meeting where White presented the information on the grants and traffic light situation requested by Caldwell during the August 25 meeting. Caldwell joined the commission meeting by phone.

In his research through staff conversations and MDOT records, White found that while an initial traffic study deemed installation of the light within the “bubble” of approval, it was given final approval due to Caldwell’s intent to have the light installed.

However, follow up studies by MDOT’s chief engineer determined issues with the first traffic study. In spite of those issues, MDOT still committed to installing the light on MDOT’s dime due to Caldwell’s promise.

The city wanted more decorative poles, called a “mast arm” system. MDOT indicated to Horn Lake leaders that if the city covered the additional cost above the traditional cable system for a mast arm system, MDOT would still contribute to the project.

“So, in keeping with what we’ve done all over the state, we committed that we would move forward in providing all the equipment and all of the other things that we would normally provide in order to install a signal. And they would be permitted, through an agreement, to upgrade the type of poles they would like. And [like] every other municipality or county that’s done so, they would bear the extra cost that would go into that,” White described.

After presenting his findings on the matter, which included overviews of discussions with the police chief who indicated other intersections in the area that currently have traffic lights see higher collision numbers than the one in question, and that the Mayor still does not have a final answer from the Board of Aldermen, White concluded his presentation.

“But I do feel like it’s important that the city be on board before we move forward with putting something there in the city,” White told the commission. “Now I recognize that this paints a little bit of a different picture than the one Commissioner Caldwell drew at the last commission meeting. But [Southern District] Commissioner [Charles] Busby and [Centra District] Commissioner [Willie] Simmons can be rest assured that what I’m telling you is the truth as far as I can find it within our records and within talking with our capable staff that had this issue resolved.”

White then asked for questions from the commission, adding, “The old saying is the truth’s kind of like a lion, you don’t have to defend it, you just turn it out and it’ll defend itself,” White said. Rest of article at the Trib.

Mr. Caldwell didn't take Mr. White's words too kindly and made his feelings immediately known: 

Caldwell: Okay, let me let me jump in there. Let me jump in there. And I resent the hell out of that last comment. Like there was no truth in what I said. 

White: There wasn't. So I resent the hell out of what you said the last meeting. 

Caldwell: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. While we are in the middle of discussions, I don't expect to be called a liar. Now, I was about to follow your comments with that was a very accurate and good synopsis of the history of that life. Before you basically accuse me of being a liar and say you gave the truth and I gave something less than the truth. 

White: Well, they're different stories, Commissioner. 

The exchange can be seen below.  Start at 40:00.  


Kingfish note: John Coldwell Stokes.  Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? 

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder whose attention Commissioner Caldwell is trying to attract. He's clearly putting on a show for someone.

Or have people just gone crazy in Desoto County?

Anonymous said...

I once talked to Caldwell on the phone for probably 20 minutes. I was much dumber when the call ended.

Anonymous said...

To answer your question, yes, they have gone absolutely crazy in Desoto County.

Anonymous said...

White must feel pretty solid in his support from the other two commissioners to break one off in one commissioner in particular, since he serves at the will and pleasure of the commission.

Anonymous said...

Why do we have a Commission? Caldwell is the best example of why it should be eliminated.

Anonymous said...

He should resign in disgrace. I have never seen anything like that in my life.

Anonymous said...

Desoto County has been off the hook for years!

Anonymous said...

How else could Horn Lake get everyone else to pay for the fancy poles and other road stuff they want if there weren't lopcal commissioners to mutually backscratch and grease the DOT?

Anonymous said...

Caldwell needs to resign or not run again. He is totally useless and doesn’t represent his constituents well. I’m sure DeSoto county is worse off for having him. That’s the only county he cares about or represents.

Anonymous said...

DeSoto County has been crazy for a while now.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how the rest of his constituents feel about his opinion of Highway 15? Desoto isn’t his only county.



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