Sunday, February 8, 2026

Good Gals Win a Round

JPD issued the following statement. 

The Jackson Police Department responded to an apartment in the 5800 block of Ridgewood Road at approximately 2:30 am this morning.

Detectives located the deceased body of an unidentified black male inside the apartment.

The investigation revealed that two unidentified black males wearing ski mask broke into the apartment. The owner, fearing for her life, fired a weapon striking at least one suspect who had entered the apartment. The suspect succumbed to his injuries. The second suspect fled the scene and has not yet been located.

The corner was called to the scene and took custody of the body. The victim was transported to police headquarters and interviewed and released. The case will be bound over to the Grand Jury.


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

To save keystrokes, "coroner" has now be reduced to "corner."

Anonymous said...

But piss ant remains spelled the same.

Anonymous said...

Were there two women in the apartment? (Gals)

Kingfish said...

No idea. Usually say Good Guys win a round so I changed it to Gals since the shooter was a woman. Y'all would have bitched either way.

Anonymous said...

@8:38am Why so much contempt for your commenters Kingfish? We’re your ad revenue!

lol, you’re right though, we would’ve bitched anyway.

Side note: Good shoot.

Anonymous said...

New police chief will probably have her indicted by summer.

Anonymous said...

Instead of being indicted the gal should get a key to the city.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, because we all know that the victim shot a "person of color."

Anonymous said...

It's spelled just like these hicks pronounce it.

Anonymous said...

The gun nerd in me would like to know what type of weapon she successfully used to defend herself.

Anonymous said...

Grandma keep your babies (grandsons) from climbing into these people houses. Teach them how to approach and knock on the door at a decent hour.
PS
And tell them silly fools to stop wearing them ski masks, we’d know these idiots if their heads were chopped off!

Anonymous said...

I predict a very youneek spelling of the dead perp's first name once it's made public.


Anonymous said...

why should the victim have to be detained, transported to
JPD, interrogated, and then finally released????????????
oh, it gets worse...........
now the case has to be bound over to the hinds county grand jury so some goofball in the office of jody owens can attempt to get a murder indictment against the victim and turn her into the defendant.

the single biggest reason the authorities do this is because she used a gun to defend herself and her home from a thug home invasion armed robbery.

and i hate to tell you , it works the same way in good ole rankin county.

there's nothing the chicken manure local authorities around here love to do more than turn a victim into a defendant.

Kingfish said...

It's standard practice for shooting deaths to go to grand jury. Kills such as these are almost always clear. When they are not, it's usually because the resident chased the perp

Anonymous said...

to the 10;46
WELL. its about time to change ''standard practice''.
tell me mr lawyer ,where are the words ''standard practice'' mentioned in the united states constitution?

Anonymous said...

GGWAG (Good Gal With a Gun)

Anonymous said...

to 11:17, first its in the 10th Amendment.

Next, what's wrong with the grand jury looking into a shooting death. If it is as clear as this case appears and with the corner's results available, the grand jury can do its job and say all is fine. Also, they might possibly get some information that would be helpful should the second perp's case come before the same grand jury.

So, get off your 'constitutional horse' bullshit and learn that there are several words in that cherished document that provide for the representatives elected under the first article to provide for creating 'standard practices'.

Anonymous said...

The thug’s parents should be charged for not raising him right

Anonymous said...

No loyalty amongst criminals to leave a wounded comrade behind. If y’all see someone affiliated with the deceased that has shithy smelly underwear on contact JPD. After the shooting I can vision this fool running holding his britches up!
What a bunch of fools, never watch the ending of the movie!

Anonymous said...

While we're at it, it's c-o-r-o-n-e-r, not corner.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, you have no idea what a great deed you're doing for the community. You provide a space for men to come to, and release pent-up energy, thereby saving countless marriages. Because the same ones coming here to bitch, and complain, about the way you run your website, are quiet as church mice when at home. Yes, I know their kind.

Anonymous said...

Very grateful Kingfish you posted this. I gave my brother my hollow point 9mm bullets out of my Smith & Wesson Model 59. I need to buy some more to have a loaded gun in the house. Thanks again. You did me a solid!


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