Monday, February 23, 2026

Live From Ridgeland

 They weren't just shucking and jiving at Shucker's this weekend. 



No one was arrested. 

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where's the b**** ass Ridgeland police department when you need them? They're usually harassing the public at all hours of the day, but nowhere to be found in this instance.

Anonymous said...

Send them Dagestan 2-3 years and forget

Anonymous said...

At least they took it outside

Anonymous said...

Large derrieres are not exclusive to one species…

Anonymous said...

Some of them wimmen don't think it's being done right by their men apparently. Shame on the mess!

Anonymous said...

Oh… children… tsk, tsk, tsk.

Anonymous said...

That big one ought to be easy to identify, but not to pick up.

Anonymous said...

No shots fired, no weaves or bras littering the ground, no property damaged, no punches landed either LOL

Anonymous said...

What is up with all the big ol gals having their rear ends hanging out all the time lately?

Anonymous said...

Rednecks B Redneckin!

Anonymous said...

Too many young bucks in heat, not enough does.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the salary-dependent wage class peasantry. Their emotional control is always so entertaining. May our peasants stay plump and productive and strong.

Anonymous said...

What in the name of kulture is going on here!

Anonymous said...

It's the Ribo-Triphosphate-Gleam oil they put in the oyster sauce. That's why oysters are a great Aphrodisiac.

Anonymous said...

Appears to be Canton Academy vs either Germantown or Tri-county. What are kids doing hanging out at Shuckers? I thought that was a place for old people like me.

Anonymous said...

soooo ......this is typical every weekend and the reason we drink at home.

Anonymous said...

@10:45am When was the last time you went? Shucker's is basically the Flora-Bama but if there was a Great Value or Dollar General Essentials version. It is a smash hit with the worst of Rankin County. I wish it were across the spillway.

Anonymous said...

Large derrieres are not exclusive to one species…

Nor is wearing clothes too small to fit said derrieres into...

Anonymous said...

I went to Cameron's Garage at McLain Lodge Saturday night to see my neighbor's band play. Y'all wanna talk about some people watching? It was incredible. And yes, Shucker's is now essentially Rankin County + Gluckstadt descended upon the Rez. I have not been since I quit drinking 2 years ago and have zero desire to do so. Except if I know a band playing in the afternoon and I want some oysters but after dark? Nope. Too old for that shit.

Anonymous said...

Neither one of those tags are local.

Anonymous said...

REDNECK RUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE

Anonymous said...

That girl in the tennis skirt is thhhhhiiiiccccccc.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh February. They are finished throwing hands in the duck hole, not quiet ready to throw hands in the public turkey woods. Nothing for rednecks to do but drink, chase women, and fight.


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