Thursday, February 12, 2026

La Cazuela: Round 2

 Yet another brawl broke out at where else but La Cazuela restaurant on Fortification Street last night. 


The Capitol Police broke up the fight.  It is the second fight in a week at the Mexican restaurant. 




36 comments:

Anonymous said...

A brawl took out the window at SE Lock and Key as well

Anonymous said...

I guess racism caused this.

Anonymous said...

Can these women not wear clothes that fit? That place needs to be shut down or have a dress code.

Anonymous said...

The fatigue is real.

Anonymous said...

Why can't folks just go out to eat and enjoy themselves? I feel for the restaurant, but they're going to have to hire off duty cops as security if they want to survive.

Anonymous said...

Why so violent, sistahs?

Anonymous said...

Oh My Lanta!

I'm so glad my pants cover my a$$ and underwear at all times.

Anonymous said...

Just a restaurant in Jackson, nothing to see here. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Trying to break it up is tactically wrong. Let them wear themselves out.

Anonymous said...

The management of this joint is asking for it. They promote this crap. You play disgusting vulgar music with a DJ and encourage these morbidly obese hippos to come get wild in their children’s sized clothing and this is what you get.

Anonymous said...

Who are the owners? I know the Garcia family once owned this but sold it

Anonymous said...

Wow! Real life Jerry springer

Anonymous said...

Where in Jackson is it? I want to eat there

Anonymous said...

They were having bible study and some racist walked in

Anonymous said...

Agree with 1:42.
I don't begrudge these people from gathering in a restaurant that makes conditions favorable for uncouth patrons anymore than I fault fine dining establishments that implement dress codes.

It is my choice to not patronize the former, but I am fine with letting the free market dictate who has the more successful business model.

Anonymous said...

They certainly bring the Stinko De Mayo vibe. Early this year it seems.

Anonymous said...

1:33 - That establishment is perfectly fine. Additionally, they have made strides in improving the building and beautifying it and their margaritas are outstanding. You're a throw the baby out with the bathwater kind of person that believes a blanket fix should apply to everyone, regardless, aren't you? How about blame these no-class-having scum-biatches who have literally no refinement, self-respect or ability to control their emotions?

Anonymous said...

@1:36pm You will not find this behavior at Walker’s Drive In, Brent’s Drugs, Amerigo Fondren, Elvie’s, Pulito, The Manship, Pig n Pint, Rowan’s, La Presa, Aplos, Martin’s, Hal n Mal’s, The Mayflower, Keifer’s, Broad Street, etc.. It is quite literally all about where you eat. If you don’t think this behavior could happen at any cheap mexican place in the south you’re wrong. Plus this establishment has a DJ which attracts the wrong crowd.

Anonymous said...

That was a decent place to eat 10-15 years ago. Morbidly obese hippos indeed.

Anonymous said...

Two morbidly obese women. The fight continued even after they fell through the plate glass window at about 10:45 last Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

They gotta lotta cushion!

Anonymous said...

Pepper spray the whole crowd. Get their attention real quick.

Anonymous said...

@2:51pm This is the only way to safely break the hippos up. If Cap PD doesn't douse them with mace they are liable to destroy property and hurt others. Just evacuate the restaurant and spray every single person that doesn't comply still inside.

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous, but I tip my cap to the lady who was in the middle of it yet maintained control of the doggie bag she was holding.

Anonymous said...

That heifer had a death grip on her vittles.

Anonymous said...

Having a big crowd eating refried beans in a tight space is just asking for trouble just like this.

Anonymous said...

Luz Garcia still owns the property under the name Garcia Family Rental Properties, LLC.

Anonymous said...

I see a list of those that have survived. What about any place that has crab legs on the buffet, every Chinese buffet in Jackson, Cracker Barrel, Outback, Bonefish, Penns, even the two titty-bars on 55. Next up: IHop, Texas Roadhouse, both Half Shells.

Do we need to empanel a committee to study this phenom?

Anonymous said...

If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times, you ain't putting out enough Salsa.

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous….

Anonymous said...

I said, Lord, take me downtown. I'm just lookin' for some tush.

Anonymous said...

Why do the fights now come to "our side of town"?

Anonymous said...

They must have parked in front of the store

Anonymous said...

What if we're seeing only the small part of the dumbass iceberg?

All you can do is hope that mf never rolls over!

Anonymous said...

Too merch refried beans

Anonymous said...

Hell no, don’t shut it down! The thugs will just move to another restaurant and ruin it. At least one knows what to expect if they go there.


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