They weren't just shucking and jiving at Shucker's this weekend.
No one was arrested.
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Where's the b**** ass Ridgeland police department when you need them? They're usually harassing the public at all hours of the day, but nowhere to be found in this instance.
Send them Dagestan 2-3 years and forget
At least they took it outside
Large derrieres are not exclusive to one species…
Some of them wimmen don't think it's being done right by their men apparently. Shame on the mess!
Oh… children… tsk, tsk, tsk.
That big one ought to be easy to identify, but not to pick up.
No shots fired, no weaves or bras littering the ground, no property damaged, no punches landed either LOL
What is up with all the big ol gals having their rear ends hanging out all the time lately?
Rednecks B Redneckin!
Too many young bucks in heat, not enough does.
Ah, the salary-dependent wage class peasantry. Their emotional control is always so entertaining. May our peasants stay plump and productive and strong.
What in the name of kulture is going on here!
It's the Ribo-Triphosphate-Gleam oil they put in the oyster sauce. That's why oysters are a great Aphrodisiac.
Appears to be Canton Academy vs either Germantown or Tri-county. What are kids doing hanging out at Shuckers? I thought that was a place for old people like me.
soooo ......this is typical every weekend and the reason we drink at home.
@10:45am When was the last time you went? Shucker's is basically the Flora-Bama but if there was a Great Value or Dollar General Essentials version. It is a smash hit with the worst of Rankin County. I wish it were across the spillway.
Large derrieres are not exclusive to one species…
Nor is wearing clothes too small to fit said derrieres into...
I went to Cameron's Garage at McLain Lodge Saturday night to see my neighbor's band play. Y'all wanna talk about some people watching? It was incredible. And yes, Shucker's is now essentially Rankin County + Gluckstadt descended upon the Rez. I have not been since I quit drinking 2 years ago and have zero desire to do so. Except if I know a band playing in the afternoon and I want some oysters but after dark? Nope. Too old for that shit.
Neither one of those tags are local.
REDNECK RUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE
That girl in the tennis skirt is thhhhhiiiiccccccc.
Ahhhhh February. They are finished throwing hands in the duck hole, not quiet ready to throw hands in the public turkey woods. Nothing for rednecks to do but drink, chase women, and fight.
Looks like a culture problem to me.
I'd venture to guess that 2/3rds of the regular patrons of Shuckers are from Stankin Rankin. Let's not bring G-stadt into this; we keep it classy at Mexican joints, Martins Livingston, or the Briar Patch.
@3:17pm Pardon me, but Gluckstadt looks like a new Pearl these days. Depressing place to live. Same number of squatted trucks and un-muffled pipes flooring it at stoplights and PLENTY of strip malls. 0 trees planted anywhere.
This looks like the late night weekend crowd. The typical everyday Shuckers crowd is more like 50% divorced, 30% deceased and 20% degenerate.
@4:22pm - I’d replace the 30% deceased with 30% wishing they were divorced and soon will be.
Narry a wig-hat got snatched. No braw-zeers grapped and snapped loose. No sideways pistolas be held. No 'yo momma' screams pierce da air. No thick-bitches rollin' a'rount. No purses swung upside haids. Just a friendly argument ensued. Then krucks got kranked and all fled.
The last time I raised hell at Shuckers was 30 years ago when Johnny Baranco hit on my teenaged daughter and I drove him through his drum set.
10:45am here. I'm 58 and I only go on Sunday afternoon and I'm the youngest one there when I do. I'll stick to Sunday afternoons. Food is dang good.
And another thing how many hands did y'all see holding phones up recording besides the one in the video?
This makes all white people look bad! Some red necks can hold their liquor!!
I wouldn’t want those does. Those does might give you a std
Looks like they probably need to change the minimum age requirement to 30 (or 40)!
Reliable polling reveals 95% of the above posters have never been to Shuckers but have already searched the 'Directions To Shuckers' tab.
Agreed, 3:56! StadtPo needs to be stopping EVERY noise violator. They need to become StadtSTASI, and save their town from scum.
There's such things as NOISE CAMERAS, now, which will document who did what. And, once pulled-over, a vehicle emitting certain odors, can be searched. Nobody likes being scrutinized, and those stupid/irresponsible/sociopathic-enough to be running-around making noise, are the very ones who fear scrutiny the most. Every stop, will be raising property values, because it will be discouraging exactly the sorts who drive-down property values.
Property values are about WHO is in a locale. Blight is PEOPLE. And the kind of people who erode property values, are the ones with the loud mufflers. Doesn't matter what color they are.
...to get at all those loose women, 9:07? Well... maybe in a state where the men, especially the poor ones with just their cellphones, have to go out of their way, to watch porn, now, thanks to Lynn & Cindy. And that's just the sort of men who'd be after THOSE women. Otherwise, Pornhub would obviate the need to find LIVE women - anything with a pulse, basically. After all, in a contest between nekkid women on the Internet, and 'The Women of Shuckers', those Shuckers gals would be losing.
And let's face it: the VD clinics need more business.
But from 950 miles away (as the 'copter flies), I need only read the name 'Shuckers', to know the target demographic, the products being offered, and the ambiance being advertised: people stupid or conformist enough to eat raw seafood; raw oysters and booze of some sort (the alcohol helping lower both inhibitions and the immune system's response to saltwater parasites); the promise of an ambience where everybody will be encouraged to be as low-down and scroungy as they want to be.
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