Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Taking Over the Streets

 While the St. Paddy's Day Parade merriment continued Saturday evening, some of Jackson's finest took over High Street.   



Hmm...... what seems to be missing from these pictures? 




33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhh- Brains?

Anonymous said...

There are not enough jail space to arrest all the criminals in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

The parade perpetuates an anything goes mentality. Time to end the parade.

Anonymous said...

Ticket and Impound- community service trash crews until the city is clean for ticketed non violent offenders.

Anonymous said...

The participants do not appear to be wearing any green, thus prompting their affiliates to pinch them?

Anonymous said...

Brains? Police? Insurance?

Anonymous said...

I see nothing wrong. They are urban cowboys, riding upon their iron horses, they embody the American spirit. I feel as if most of you haven't felt that feeling in many years.

Anonymous said...

As a civil libertarian it’s sad to say…but the only chance those of us that don’t support the Democrat Party’s purposeful use of crime and chaos to control cities like Jackson forever…have at being able to enjoy events like a St. Paddy’s Day Parade…is to have the parade in a non-Democrat controlled city…and make it legal to

"reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

Otherwise, the smart move is to not risk participating in events like the St. Paddy’s Day Parade.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Did we forget our safety helmets?!

Anonymous said...

9:26 quit beating a dead horse. Riding four wheelers on High Street has nothing to do with the parade. You don't think they ride these things through town the other 364 days a year?

Anonymous said...

Jxn is a shithole.

Anonymous said...

Where is the capitol police? This is there area. They have no fear they are riding down the center of the state government. If capitol police don't care Jackson is done for sure.

Anonymous said...

There aren't any loud fart pipes on any of these whips?

Sorry, can't hear what u said!

Anonymous said...

Helmets, licenses, pink slips?

Anonymous said...

What's missing?
The new leaves on the trees!
Even they have left, right?!

Anonymous said...

4 wheelers aren't street legal. Until they are told that and punished, they will keep driving them on the streets. It is the broken window theory.

Anonymous said...

@10:25. With everything else that Capitol PD was dealing with at the time (mass shooting), I doubt they had time to deal with these fools.

Anonymous said...

What's missing?

Don't see the ATV that attacked The End Of All Music.
Also don't see that crash test dummy operator.

Anonymous said...

The majority of the cops were covering the parade. Part of the reason I didn't go to Huttos last Saturday like I originally planned.

Anonymous said...

But Othor Cain is trying to drown out northeast Jackson in an effort to keep this administration in power. The city has collapsed over these last eight years. Vote in the democratic primary to ensure this administration get removed.

Anonymous said...

Cain has been turning tricks to whomever sports the waistband cash for decades.

Kingfish said...

Thank you.

Y U Mad said...

What are "the rightful owners of those ATVs, Alex"?

Anonymous said...

Some studies have shown that childrearing ends at 26 years of age. The Affordable Health Care Act allows parents to have their young ones on health insurance until 26-years of age. It should be unlawful for a twenty year old to run the street with guns and terrorize a community. In New York, stop and frisk worked; however, in Mississippi, would this be taken to another level? We have to do something to prevent gun violence and it needs to start now.

Anonymous said...

The mayor and chief of police claimed they fulfilled their duties and deflected the blame. However, videos show that from the end of the parade to the time of incidents, the streets were terrible and not policed.

Anonymous said...

Just some boyz out having a little fun. I am sure they are obeying traffic signals. Watch out for the pot holes boyz!

Anonymous said...

KF, this is too easy. What's missing are about 6 Dodge Chargers drifting and tearing shit up.

Anonymous said...

@11:37. Cain drifts like a piece of wood in the ocean tide. I started following him when he supported Anthony Fox after his wrongful conviction. Now, he seems to be supporting Chokwe, who is one of the reasons why Fox was convicted in the first place! I really can't figure him out.

Charlatan Unity said...

@4:41, because he's getting paid and Lumumba is desperate.

Anonymous said...

But, but, but Chief Wade said they were flying drones!!!

Anonymous said...

@10:16 Precisely. There is nothing left to salvage.

Anonymous said...

Did our Fondren friend get his ATV out of the shop already?

Anonymous said...

ILLEGALLY. Took over illegally. This is common in Jackson and now Byram. 12 to 17 year old feral GTA generation kids. Lol, and folks think it can be fixed !!



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