Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 Seen at Renaissance this weekend.  Anti-freeze, anyone? 


59 comments:

Anonymous said...

So much for "you can be anything if you put your mind to it."

That said, is this an acting class assignment? Street theater? What gives?

Anonymous said...

Performance art? TikTok video? Just plain wacko?

Anonymous said...

Just a kid who got loose from St Andrew’s prancing around.

Kingfish said...

Look up the "furry" phenomenon online. These kids want to be and think they are animals. They don't want to deal in reality. Well if they want to be animals, treat em like animals.

Anonymous said...

@KF the furry stuff has been around since the halcyon days of boomer youths. Some of the earliest online BBS existed to trade furry porn. Btw its so despised even 4chan will ban you for posting furry porn

Anonymous said...

Someone lost a bet

Anonymous said...

If it's fair to allow biological males to play female sports, it should also be allowed to house those whose identify as animals to be treated as such. cages, food, etc. They can take a Sh*& in the litter box in the garage.

Anonymous said...

Probably on break from Starbucks.

Anonymous said...

Furries should be grouped with trans and the rest of the lgbtq. They are all from the same perverse ilk. Your kid dressing up in furry fetish clothes is not cute, it is deviant sexual behavior.

Anonymous said...

All stray cats must be neutered per Ridgeland ordinances. Problem solved

Anonymous said...

It's a free country.

Anonymous said...

KF, they are animals. I am an animal and so are you. Why do people think humans are not animals? What do they think humans are?

Anonymous said...

My child visited a church youth group in Madison where this kid is apparently a member. She was wearing a tail and hissing at other kids. Same denomination that protected the trans shooter in Nashville. Maybe we need to look at the churches.

Anonymous said...

"It's a free country." Bingo

Anonymous said...

Not half as bad as the Grove on gameday.

People wearing stupid costumes, impersonating college students and posing as successful people!

Anonymous said...

Probably just someone visiting from San Francisco who brought their need for attention with them.

Anonymous said...

Parents know best - unless I disagree with it. Conservative logic.

Anonymous said...

Pfft! Some of y'all are far to serious if this is all you have to get upset about.

Anonymous said...

I’d bet it would cut line to get a covid shot.

Anonymous said...

These Fantasy Football League bets are getting out of hand.

Anonymous said...

Because it’s a free country, I’m equally free to say this person is cray-cray.

Anonymous said...

Not cats. I think humans are NOT cats. Meow.

Anonymous said...

Yep. That church's youth group is known as weird. People who go to church there don't even send their kids.

Anonymous said...

SPAY & NEUTER NOW. Do not allow these animals to reproduce.

Anonymous said...

Which church is being referenced?

Burke said...

Did any of you have a pet rock?

Anonymous said...

This, along with a myriad of other social issues, is the direct result of not calling people out and not hurting their feelings for doing dumb stuff. Furries, trans people, and others thinking they are something other than what they were born as are just f'ing weirdos and should be called out as such. Also, no amount of gaslighting by them will ever make it ok...ever. It's time people in America stop catering to these people and call it what it is, mental illness.

Anonymous said...

Hey, KF. This is literally a child who goes to a local school. I get that it's fun to post stuff to get clicks and ad revenue, but maybe, just maybe, steer clear from calling children "idiots" and letting people make fun of them online, especially considering that, no matter what your view of this conduct is, it is not harming a single person.

Bill Dees said...

Just a kid being a kid. Fish you're just easily triggered because Kelly sucks as a head coach. Hahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

We must learn to accept this kind of behavior as normal. We must accept diversity of all kinds lest we be categorized as intolerant. We must conform to the new norms or else we may have to go through governmental mind control reprogramming to get us in line.

Anonymous said...

It seems like I read some high school had to put litter boxes in the bathrooms for the furries. I'd tell them to go outside like the rest of the animals. I ain't cleaning that up.

Anonymous said...

I want to marry my bananas in the kitchen. does that make me a bad person?

Anonymous said...

@2:30 If that's the case, the parents are idiots too. HTH

Anonymous said...

Mandate they get rabbies shots and that will cure this shit!

Anonymous said...

I am no animal, sir. At no time in the past did my ancestors descend from animals.

Tommy Troll said...

Obviously a Dinsmor resident.

Anonymous said...

@2:41: Bad person, no. Weirdo, absolutely.

Anonymous said...

I don't have to approve of it, or validate it, or normalize it. But I don't have to attack it or try to fix it either. Live and let live.

If it was my kid, then I would need to deal with what is clearly a disorder of some sort.

Anonymous said...

Another incel in the making.

Anonymous said...

I'm reminded of the young girl on this blog, in jail for killing her mother and shooting her step-dad...and people saying she is mentally.

She is not mentally ill since she planned it our meticulously and even invited her friend to see the body and asked, "have you seen a dead person".

This person pretending to be a cat is not mentally ill. She/he/it picked a prominent place to be seen, acted out in front of children and concealed her face, she thinks, with a mask in order to gain attention.

If she/he/it's not on mescalin, peyote or hash, it should have been arrested for trespass. Next, it will take a chain saw to the nearby sculpture in order to garner attention.

You'll see it Saturday in Wal-Mart with four others like it, black nails and lipstick, purple hair, total black garb, a neck-tat, hands to the waist, lock-step goonery.

These are exactly the type on college campuses protesting Israel, waving Palestinian flags and unable to point to either place on a world map.

Anonymous said...

Real easy to fix this nonsense. If your child identifies as a cat or any other kind of pet, you can no longer claim them as a dependent on your tax return. Otherwise, we should all be able to claim our pets.

Anonymous said...

Some people, no matter what the subject matter of a post is, are so consumed by their petty hatred of another school they will manage to try to draw an analogy. 12:42, there’s a lot more to life - try to enjoy it.

Anonymous said...

2:30 Do not defend this behavior. You must be one of those who attacked the lady for calling out this child on the Madison Moms page. The parents do not need to cater to this sickness. This child needs serious help! It does harm other children who have to witness and put up with this crap and get hissed at. It is horribly disturbing. If a real animal with fur acted like this, the owners/parents would be called, or worse, animal control would come and lock it up!

Anonymous said...

4:33 for today's win, however a real feline would never act as crazy as this "furry".

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this spoiled snowflake was sent to be the personal pet of a Hamas terrorist if they would go through this same little routine? They would be licking more than their paws. Call Ridgeland Animal Control to pick this little feline up and let them spend a few days in a cage at the shelter. Yes, and neuter them while there so they can’t produce any morons like this.

Anonymous said...

Which church?

Anonymous said...

these comments are fascinating. please continue.

Anonymous said...

The Grove on gameday is very normal!

Anonymous said...

Bring back bullying furries

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Anonymous said...

Yeah, this person has severe autism, and Kingfish, you’re a classless dick for picking on kids (and so is the guy you re-posted)

Anonymous said...

Ridgeland and Madison have a Leash Law. Lock it up and charge the owners to get it back. That will put a stop to this nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Parents have gotten so lazy! This is ridiculous and this child’s parents are awful for encouraging this behavior!

Anonymous said...

An art project from Millsaps, that's what my money's on.

Anonymous said...

IKR a bunch furries hoppin…umm…I think those may be squirrels

Anonymous said...

Then you'll lose your money, 8:51.

Anonymous said...

Just thinking out loud, but if this is some kid with issues, regardless of reasons, maybe deleting the whole thing might be the best course. Obviously, that includes this reply/suggestion.

Anonymous said...

Either nobody knows 'which church' or Kingfish, for some odd reason, is chicken-shit to allow mention of it.

Anonymous said...

All of you saying to " just live and let live" will be the first in line saying " why didn't somebody do SOMETHING" when some violent psychotic outburst occurs.


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