Friday, December 31, 2021

The Mitzi Mudpit

 Blogging would require yours truly to take a break from watching college football and that is not going to happen.  Sooo...... we will cheat a little bit and post this order from the Mitzi Bickers case in Atlanta.  She is scheduled go to to trial in February.   Sections III (A), (G), (I),  and (J) are particularly colorful reading. Remember while reading the documents posted below that Ms. Bickers is a minister.


Anonymous said...

Oh Boy!! Mayor Yarber is mentioned a lot in this Court filing. The trial starts in about 3 weeks in Atlanta. Wonder if Jackson-Clarion will cover the trial...but we can count on Kingfish to give us the details.

Anonymous said...

Bribes, no show jobs, strippers, miraculously paid-off mortgages, and a bigger shit sandwich than when you were sworn in. Unfortunately, this scenario applies to many of Jackson’s Mayors.

Tonight, we are serenaded to sleep with the ratatatat of stolen weapons being fired all over the City with Soul. Hopefully, the JPD will at least catch one of these nice young fellows. O well, guess I will watch a Hinds County board meeting rerun on BET.
So proud!

Anonymous said...

You actually put a lot of time into copying and pasting these posts?

Anonymous said...

Lot of trials coming up. Last I read, Alexander and Seawright goes to trial in mid-January. Kingfish is going to be mighty busy!!

Anonymous said...

"You actually put a lot of time into copying and pasting these posts?"

How do you know unless you read it. And it you read it, its purpose was achieved. Have a brandy and kick the dog. Happy New Year.

Anonymous said...

I don’t see what the problem is. Doing the Lords work is hard. So what if the reverend broke a few rules. Hey we all have vises and in this case perhaps the vises were taken to the extreme. Hell half the politicians in Jackson have done worse. They just pay more when they bribe government officials. What a pitiful state of affairs. If the minister gets what she deserves in sentencing there will be little jail time. Too many bigger fish to fry.

Anonymous said...

I will bet the govt. has about as much chance of getting a conviction in Atlanta as it would if the trial was held in Jackson. Both juries would be of the same makeup. She walks!!!!

Anonymous said...

11:08 - quite the judgmental bigot aren't you? I once sat on a jury in Atlanta that was evenly mixed by race and sex in a civil suit. The black plaintiff got tossed under the bus by the jury. I had to convince the lone hold out, a white woman, that the guy was full of shit and didn't have a case. The harshest critics? The blacks on the jury. So take your race baiting BS back to the farm Cletus.

Anonymous said...

12:43. 11:08 was exactly right. I just love self righteous Democrats. I am a criminal defense attorney here in Hinds County.

Anonymous said...

2:10 - apparently you don't know anything about human nature either. I'm a died in the wool Republican. I just know that bigoted blanket statements about people are usually wrong. You must be picking the wrong juries.

Anonymous said...

12:43. Civil suits don't have a "lone holdout", liar. 9-3.

Anonymous said...

2:10 No you're not. If you were you would know that this is in Federal Court and the Feds have a damn good record of convictions in Hinds County and in Fulton County Ga. regardless of "jury makeup". Stop lyin'.

Anonymous said...

@2:10 PM
No criminal defense attorney reads Jackson Jambalaya.

Anonymous said...

I'm a died in the wool Republican.

You may be a dyed in the wool Republican. If you are died in the wool, then you are speaking to us from the grave. Only Democrats do that.

Conspiracy To Advance Bribery said...

Bring me up to date here. If this woman is being tried for bribery, will Yarber (the minister) be charged as well? If not, why not. Be gentle...I'm not a dyed in the wool lawyer. I'm more of an independent, rayon kinda guy.

Anonymous said...

4:08. 1243 may or may not be a liar. But you may be ignorant or ASSuming. Federal court requires a unanimous jury verdict. FRCP 48. State court Georgia maybe not. If 1243 on a fed ct jury then yes can be a single holdout.

Anonymous said...

Christ has alternately been described as a 'lighthouse' and a 'life raft'. Many a preacher have suddenly grabbed hold of Jesus when they felt that tingle of an electrical short in the pulpit wiring.

Tony's Ghost said...

There's only one thing that invokes the 'male shrivel factor' quicker than cold weather and that's the threat of a federal indictment.

We Are Gathered Here... said...

Has the blog died? Top thread hasn't had a post in four days.

Pay 'Attention Here! said...

Espy walked - Yarber will too. But it will never come to that. The US Attorney for the Southern District is now a democrat.

Whur's Willis? said...

Yep, the blog is on life-support. Or is the blog-master in Destin on our dime?

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