Wednesday, December 15, 2021


 Well, well, well. It appears Marshand Crisler just can't face reality nor handle and ass-whupping. Check out what he filed with the circuit clerk two days ago.

Give it up, Marshand.  You lost by 5,000 votes. In other words, you got your ass kicked. Go back to Cuba.


Dave Chappell said...

Another Frenchman pulling a hoax? Are Marshànd Crislett and Joosie Smoullaey cousins? Let me guess, Marshànd got beat up by folks with MAGA hats too?

To quote Motley Crue: “don’t go away mad, just go away”

Anonymous said...

What a dumbass!

He lost by 5,000 votes!


It’s like that dumbass who lost by 7,000,000 votes and tried to overturn the election!


Anonymous said...

Wow!!!! is this real, surely he has got to be joking. Sir please take your L and go on with your life.Merry Christmas LOSER face it you lost you may be fishing in a pond and catch something that's really gonna hurt your feelings.

Anonymous said...

What an arrogant SOB. He thinks way to much of himself. Just go away!

Harry Doyle said...

Evidently Marshand has problems both accepting reality (kinda like Donald J Trump, but I digress); he also has problems reading. He asks for an examination as allowed by (as he says) MS Code 23-15-911. Maybe he ought to read 23-15-911 first, you know, the part where it says the examination must be conducted "at any time within twelve (12) days after the the election commission".

Maybe Marshand just operates under a different calendar; or maybe he can't count. Either way, his request to try to find out how he lost by 20% of the total vote, losing every box except for three, is "just a little bit outside" (to quote Harry Doyle from Major League) of the time frame.

That's alright, though. Next time he runs, and loses, maybe he will file his request timely.

Anonymous said...

Wonder who is whispering in his ear! As Mr T says, “ I pity the fool”.

Anonymous said...

Can we get the text messages?

Anonymous said...

This is Hinds County. Class and intelligence count for nothing. By now Marshand knows it well.

Anonymous said...

That’s what you do as a Democrat in hinds county. I mean the election commission is in such disarray, you are probably a little bit right. But 5,000 votes? Naw.

Anonymous said...

Just setting the stage to run in 2023. Will claim the election was stolen by uncle Toms. Might work. Page out of Trumps book.

Anonymous said...

Crisler carried only 6 out of 108 precincts. This won't be the first time he's played the fool.

Anonymous said...

If someone is unable to follow the proper rules regarding an election contest; how does he expect to enforce rules as a sheriff? Oh wait. Nevermind. He LOST.

Anonymous said...

Crisler, Crisler, Crisler. Smh.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. I could see if he lost by less than a hundred votes.
Who miscounted 5,000 votes?

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Wholeheartedly agreed.
Wholeheartedly wholeheartedly agreed.

Anonymous said...

He could also use the Democrats excuse of Russian collusion.

Anonymous said...

Hell, Crisler would of never made the runoff without voting irregularities. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

He wants to do it between the 13th and the 15th and yet he didn't even deliver it until 4:15 on the 15th.

Anonymous said...

Leon I imagine finds this very funny. Anyway, he filed this to late me thinks.

Anonymous said...

It's ironic that those who believe in election fraud are usually the ones who try it. As, we've seen in the ONLY election fraud found in elections in decades (and only one that resulted in a new election).

Anonymous said...

CJ's station is still reporting this as legit. He missed deadline !

Anonymous said...

Democrats have been perfecting the art of voter fraud for decades and decades.

Anonymous said...

Crisler doesn't mention any specific irregularities he believes occurred, sounds like a fishing expedition. He did concede the election, didn't he.

Anonymous said...

Not a good look, Mr. Crisler. Given the way he became interim sheriff, I'm sure he was quite surprised by the outcome of the race. Though the "big lie" promotion strategy in another strategic race has and continues to gain traction, Mr. Crisler will not be so fortunate. His constituency is not as powerful or interested. He needs to move on. It is not about him, but about attacking what is most important ---fighting escalating crime.

Anonymous said...

Does he have a county credit card ?

Anonymous said...

@ December 15, 2021 at 5:36 PM

Do you mean like that dumbass that lost in 2016 and can't move on?

Or that dumbass in GA who has yet to concede the gubernatorial race?


John Pittman Hey said...

The run-off was held November 23, so the deadline for filing a contest was 20 days after that, Monday, December 13. So even were he to find irregularities, the deadline for filing a contest has already passed.

Since the run-off was certified on the 3rd of December, the deadline for COMPLETING the ballot box inspection is December 15th.

I know, I know, those deadlines seem incompatible, but that's the way the election code reads as of now. It's something the legislature needs to correct.

Anonymous said...

Democrats are so good at election fraud that they’ve never even found a single piece of evidence suggesting they do it. They must truly be masters and maybe even using supernatural devil forces. There is no other explanation.

Anonymous said...

While they are looking...maybe find all those Leon Seals votes.

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