Thursday, December 16, 2021

What's an Aggie?

The Unnecessary Roughness Instagram channel had a little bit of fun with the Ole Miss cheerleaders at the Texas A&M game. Feel free to define an Aggie in the comments.


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously poor brand management by A&M.

Anonymous said...

What is with the fake eyelashes these days?

Krusatyr said...

Heard in TX many decades ago:

A man was shouting out his windows: "Green side up, green side up!" When his wife asked "What the hell is that about?", he responded: "I got some aggies out there laying sod."

Anonymous said...

A special marble in the game of marbles ?

Anonymous said...

I lived in Houston for a long time. TAMU alumni used to bug the crap out of me with all of their emotion and tradition. Then my son went there and I got a little bit of the experience. Probably the nicest student body you will find. And a damned good school (although all of the traditions are still pretty hokey).

An Aggie is someone who goes to TAMU (or New Mexico State), and that's all. I think it was probably a derogatory term initially, but the students and school embraced it.

Gig em said...

Best A&M fan video of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5xwUNv6HrE

Anonymous said...

9:26 is correct about Aggie. Much like another school embracing a joke about "Vegas". Hat Tip to MSU for turning a negative into a positive.

Anonymous said...

An Aggie is someone who values integrity. An Aggie is the type of person you would want as a houseguest, spouse, neighbor, or in a foxhole with you. The A&M fan base is the nicest, most hospitable you will ever experience. Additionally, they happen to have a TON of money.

Anonymous said...

Apparently they don't have a minimum ACT score for the cheerleaders, either. Sad, but not surprising.


Yet every Aggie kid I've met since the conference change has been polite, sober, and able to read and write, in comparison.

Anonymous said...

If your child gets accepted to A&M, get your child there ASAP. At ole miss, a lot of the Texas kids are kids who did not get into A&M, Texas… and who don’t want smu, tcu or Baylor.

At A&M it’s kind of the opposite. It’s some of the top kids from ark, Louisiana, Oklahoma, etc and the top few % from texas.

Anonymous said...

Get with the program, Darlins. A&M is Agricultural and Mechanical. Mississippi State was once Mississippi A&M a long time ago. The rivalry between Texas A&M and Texas is similar to Mississippi State and Ole Miss. The A&M "Aggies" don't mind being called an "Aggie", but you damn well better not refer to a Texas supporter as a "Tea Sipper". Hotty Toddy.

Anonymous said...

Aggies-They think a WHOLE lot about themselves. Just ask one, if they don't tell you first. Also, STAY OFF THE GRASS! They have 50-11 weird and cultish "traditions".

Anonymous said...

A & M is a school that puts out conservatives/republicans and Texas is a school that puts out liberal cream puffs. And if you have been to Austin recently............. Meh, IDK either way...what I do know is that A & M has a large Military population and the # 1 recruiting class in America.

Anonymous said...

It’s an agricultural school, like MSU, so people that attend it are called Aggies.

Anonymous said...

Aggies are a damned cult. Otherwise, they have been some of the nicest people I have met from Texas.

Pussy Galore said...

One of the best jokes of all time - What is the most useless thing on a woman? An Aggie

Krusatyr said...

True UT Austin known as Tea Sips, more true now than ever.

Recently Austin Mayor, City Mgr and City Council, who previously cut huge piece out of police budget, said hell no don't re-fund Police because: "We'd have to fire Librarians if we restore the police budget."

So in Austin, call a Librarian when you are beaten bloody, robbed, raped and/or shot.

Anonymous said...

Ags are a cult



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