Thursday, December 2, 2021

More Mayhem

 Keep an eye out for Kelly Williams' truck.  His daughter-in-law posted on social media last night:

My father-in-law’s white Ford F-150 was stolen from Deville Plaza today outside Revell Ace Hardware (12/1) at 5:15. His 2 dogs (Kit, black lab, and Trey, jack russell mix) were in covered bed in back. License plate WJ12466. Any info contact Kelley Williams at xxxxxxx (email tips to

Last night I mentioned I heard three shots fired behind Cannon Motors in Northeast Jackson. My estimate wasn't too far off because WLBT reported today:

At least one shot was fired into a Jackson fire station Wednesday night.

Assistant Chief Patrick Armon says two men were shooting at each other in a parking lot across the street when a bullet hit Station 19 on Ridgewood Road.

At least one bullet hit above the couch where firefighters sit, but thankfully, no one was injured.

Firefighters said they were in the kitchen when they heard the gunshot.



Anonymous said...

We live in the Sheffield area and heard the gunshots last night. Thanks Antar for your do nothing attitude on crime.

Anonymous said...

When will people come back to their senses? It has to happen sooner or later.

Anonymous said...

no news about the jackson fire station on ridgewood road getting hit by gun fire last night?

Even Herrings Have Emotions said...

Aha...I notice only TWO logical fallacies in the blog admins comments THIS TIME. Both turn on the same premise. Red Herring and appeal to emotion.

It matters not that 'firefighters often sit' on this couch. They were NOT sitting on the couch. Kingfish attempts to generate emotional sympathy based on the readers outcry of 'OMG, a fireman could have been sitting there tall enough for the bullet to have struck him between the eyes'. He might as well have said, "Family members, including disabled parents, pregnant wives and even infants have used the same couch during visits".

Additionally, the suggestion is a red herring, as well, since supposition, possibility and imagination have no part in a journalistic entre.

Ramp up your game KF and stop mimicking Salter.

Anonymous said...

"no news about the jackson fire station on ridgewood road getting hit by gun fire last night?"

Whatta you think this thread is about, dummy?

Anonymous said...

I'm an insurance agent and have had several customers F150's stolen in Jackson in the past few months. JPD told them they are working 15-25 stolen Ford F150's in the Jackson metro area per day.

Also Ford should be held accountable for the ease in which they can be broken into. We have known about this since when, 2001-2003ish?

Anonymous said...

"A white F150"

That should really stand out in the Jackson area.

Anonymous said...

That ONE SHOT was actually more than 20 recovered rounds and the ONE they are reporting was the ONE that landed in the couch above the area where a firefighter was sitting. No one thankfully was killed. Now, where are all these wonderful cameras the criminals donated to the criminal administration of Jackson to help curb their own criminal activity? F these assholes in this city.

Anonymous said...

1:37...that is what WLBT is reporting dipshit!

Anonymous said...

How are they able to start the F150 engine?

Anonymous said...

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve"

Anonymous said...

@1:37 PM, you really are a total idiot as the italicized words are from the WLBT story, NOT Kingfish. Seek help, ASAP.

Anonymous said...

A car belonging to an elderly woman was hijacked from the Clinton Walmart this morning. Will Walmart allow you to 'exposed carry' in their store. Seems if they can't provide security on their lot, you should be able to tote your 45 on your hip into and out of the store.

I guess we would see reports of Texas style shootouts with bad guys being blown away on the lot if that happened.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Kingfish posts anonymously more than Antar does. Dipshit, indeed.

Meanwhile: Seems if they can't provide security on their lot, you should be able to tote your 45 on your hip into and out of the store.


Anonymous said...

"...the ONE they are reporting was the ONE that landed in the couch above the area where a firefighter was sitting."

Seems more than one 'dipshit' can't read. The report from WLBT says nobody was sitting on the couch.

I's hard to tell when KF is quoting WLBT since the two sources rip each other off so frequently. (laughter icon goes here)...

Kingfish said...

I do? Actually I don't. Why do you think i do? If I want to say something, I'll just say it init under my regular screen name?

Anonymous said...

"Kingfish/KF" isn't anonymous too? Bwa, ha, ha.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't KF. It was me asking about taking your 45 into and out of Walmart. They will actually let you bring it into the store on your hip?

Anonymous said...

"Where you find high poverty, you find high crime, and the social determinants that lead to that crime are often more prevalent in those higher or more impoverished communities," Lumumba said.

You know there ain’t no jobs to be had so there ain’t no money. So we have to go steal us something! If we could get a job and do right we would. Come now….. man!

Says the fool!

Krusatyr said...

The low self esteem buggers here who rip KF even though it's his organization and presence of mind that keeps the wheels greased and rolling for this venue, confound me.

My unsolicited advice is show respect and make a donation for your benefactor, he could likely develop a more profitable site in a much larger market, elsewhere, if he chose to.

Anonymous said...


There are no senses anymore; there is no reality. The "opinion" one forms is no longer from information gathered but the one shaped by whatever corporate media one consumes.

Anonymous said...

Antar, admit it your the emperor in no clothing!!! Your a laughing stock of any educated person conversation. Only the ones living on the govt think your worth a $hit… your a pu$$?

Anonymous said...

Y’all keep thinking you can move more north and all
you are gonna do is hit Canton. Might want to get involved in your city more because Madison is looking more and more attractive to these criminals.

Anonymous said...

Correction: wlbt (and other networks) rip from KF, not vice versa).

Anonymous said...

Oops, educated person @6:31 *you’re (x3)

Anonymous said...

@6:50 You are right that NE Jackson residents need to get involved, but don’t start the usual rock throwing North from your dilapidated glass house. Just shows your envy of common sense governance, good schools, smooth streets, lower taxes, & a police department that will hunt down the boys from your hood who are finding it more attractive.

Clara Voyent said...

While the mayor of Madison, The City, fiddles as if she believes the burg to be a totally independent island of roads of gold, glittering shops and the finest of marble statuettes...the place is 'squoze' between the crime infested town of Canton to the north and the nation's crime leader to the south.

There are two options: Buy a pontoon and live on the Rez or move out northeast of Flora/Bentonia. Mainstreet Madison will be County Line Road in six years while Nero fiddles.

Anonymous said...

I hope the dogs are safe and returned.

Anonymous said...

Clara Voyent @9:24 you are just another wannabe resident of anywhere other than Jackson, but you obviously can’t afford to live anywhere else.

Anonymous said...

The "Suburb residents better wake up and save Jackson before you are ruined too" mantra will never not be amusing.

I agree.

Tell you convince Antard and his crew to cede power to people with common sense and business acumen from the burbs and we will happily save you.


Unknown said...

Please let us know if they found the dogs.

Anonymous said...

Is there ANY information about dogs yet?
Thank you.

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